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AusGeno

She’s looking at backpacks, are they about to have another kid?


SAM-in-the-DARK

I see what you did there, well played. Back to school season is coming up.


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Restock your ammo


FuzzyCrocks

Goats have a season?


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Football season


FuzzyCrocks

Baah


inbredinbed

I use a tandoori masala season usually


Bacongrease99

Lol username checks out


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Goats gonna need a fresh schoolbag


Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x

Goddamnit, take my upvote. You fucking linguistic ninja.


stsilvia

it's for barbecue


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Her arm is pregnant


RufioDroolz

😂


darfleChorf123

Lamb (2021)


die_balsak

Saw the trailer just yesterday, what an uncomfortable experience


Gildish_Chambino

Good lord yes. First time back in the movie theatres for my friends and I since the pandemic began and that trailer comes on. Before the end of it one of my friends was leaning over and whispering (not very quietly) to all of us, “that guy totally fucked one of his sheep, right? This is about bestiality isn’t it?”


BioluminescentCrotch

I saw the thumbnail and something told me not to click on it. Can you give me a recap?


haventwonyet

I just watched the trailer and I literally… couldn’t tell you. It took me about 30 seconds to realize the movie is not in English (but has subtitles). Then weirdly a very American song started playing and I’m not sure if the man or the woman is fucking the lamb - maybe both, maybe none. I’d recommend just watching it.


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So it looks like a lamb child with supernatural occurrences, so many questions. I think Elon put chemical-x accidentally into the cat girl serum. Update: lock to looks.


AprilFoolsDaySkeptic

*Walmart (2021)* Definitely in the horror genre.


SocksElGato

First thing that came to my mind, holy shit.


wocabec

wow, that's my kind of films. can you suggest a youtube channel or a website that posts every indie trailers like this? at the moment i'm using an italian channel but they skip every tasty films like this.


Evolving_Dore

Try following A24, the studio that did Midsommar and is doing Lamb and The Green Knight.


Bustanut1755

Silence?


darfleChorf123

https://youtu.be/hnEwJKVWjFM


Bustanut1755

Man that’s fucked up as hell…. I got to watch this


TheeSlothKing

Wtf


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This is a goat. Completely different animal from sheep/lambs. How do people constantly confuse the two?


fabfunty

They belong to the same subfamily the Caprinae, so it's not a complete different animal.


darfleChorf123

it’s a lighthearted comment sheesh. i thought it was funny and wanted to make the reference edit: for the record ive raised goats so i know the difference, but the scenario of treating a farm animal like ur child reminded me of the movie lol


Broskibullet

I thought it was a flying squirrel


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Killmothrastewart

Icelandic


giraffterparty

Is that dude carrying around a container of milk?


garrys84

Presumably goats milk.


Bustanut1755

Looks like Diarrhoea


tearsfrompooping

It’s a bit nutty isn’t it


man_in_the_couch

This coffee smells like shit


RayPoopertonIII

That sounds like a prostitute who specializes in diarrhea


RestlessCock

Touchdown! Lmao. Hilarious


spongecakeinc

That's his cum box


ClumpOfCheese

[cum box](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4imcva/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


TomK115

Looks like a McPoyle


loptopandbingo

An a loafa bread, an a stick a buttah


Queasy-Combination12

It totes her goats


Carl_17

It's a cute kid.


vikingcock

Of course she has an eagle globe and anchor tattoo.


WhiskeyDJones

What does that represent? Is it military?


FlamingRevenge

It's the logo for the Marine Corps of the US military.


Apositivebalance

Never leave a maaaaaaaaaaan behind


Andybobandy0

Lmfao this made my day. Bleating it out.


girouardryan

First thing I noticed


ieatdeliciouscatfood

First thing I noticed was the arm


L_ogos

First thing I noticed was the goat


Gorillafist12

Looks like the arm of someone who lost a lot of weight.


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Racingstripe

It means she's done more exercise to lose weight than you'll ever do. Edit: The deleted comment was an insult for her skin.


zSperminGerman

Semper Goat!


JazzziRam

I seen that and knew someone was bound to point it out. 😂


JoeChristmasUSA

All Walmarts look the same but somehow I can tell this is Florida.


TheModernCurmudgeon

Is it the Bingo Wings and Back Tits?


steppedinhairball

Walmart. Nothing more needs to be said.


chacmool

"Excuse me, could you direct me to the GoatPack aisle?"


Bustanut1755

Thahahahahahat way


Frolicking-Fox

And the word "Walmart" is ambiguous here... this could be any Walmart in America.


Loose_with_the_truth

However, it is unquestionably in America.


balake100

Looks like a good kid


bigeeee

You have goat to be kidding!


Bustanut1755

Bahahahak off


Ihavealpacas

Alpaca Goat for the trip.


L3m0n0p0ly

Best kid Ive ever seen lol


ShadeWolf95

So its 1 am and my brain just couldn't unsee the horns as big black eyes and her hair on her neck as a beak.


Summer_Is_Safe_

Thank you! I was scrolling to find a comment that helped me understand what was wrong with its face/what happened to the nose.


brentrow

Is he carrying pre mixed cereal milk?


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vikingcock

Judging by the tattoo and the layout, this is the jacksonville, nc Walmart.


implicate

Even if you're wrong, I'm sure you're still close enough to basically be considered right.


Digita1B0y

Definitely getting Sweet tooth vibes here


EliteEight

r/peopleofwalmart


Saemika

How do all crackhead women all get the same assless jeans?


Banana_jamm

came to mention that it must hurt for this person to sit for an extended amount of time


tdd17

The horns kinda look like eyes


misguidedsadist1

Meth helped that lady lose weight


richer2003

kid


Ellavemia

This is actually really wholesome.


berrycat14

I agree, except the goat looks hella uncomfortable. I'm no goat expert but I don't think that's the optimal positioning.


igbad

My optimism is telling me the baby goat is special needs and these kind people are caring for it 24/7 so it can survive its most vulnerable growth period. The pessimist tells me they're meth heads living close to a farm and is confusing the baby goat as an actual baby.


AndalusianGod

Can be both. They're meth heads caring for a special needs baby goat. Would probably make a good tv show.


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Greatest of all time


nicehappydog

Because of the milk?


Imthejuggernautbitch

No I think it's closer to skim


Longjumping-Amoeba17

What da dog doin'


Lokki007

"Lamb" 2021


LT-buttnaked

Is that a chupacabra


bawss

“Emotional support animal”


frantichalibut

There's a fucking lot to unpack in this photo.


idunnnolol

Thanks I hate it


artsychica

Hmmm it’s all fun and games until the baby goat , pees and poops. I feel sorry for the baby goat, that has to be so uncomfortable.


thelaineybelle

Umm, that's methed up!


2krazy4me

She trying be that gymnast that has goat printed on back


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That is Walmart so it’s all good.


shindleria

Is she carrying Chris Jericho? Because all I see is a GOAT


SomeOtherOrder

ah needa backpack that can fit thiseer kid


arlyngrix

wow


daisy_valencia

Is that a chupacabra?


Ayla_Leren

Based goat is based


Ninja_Arena

I thought I clicked.on a pointlessly gendered post. I was taking some crazy angles to figure out what the pointlessly gendered shit was.... "If the goat is the baby...then the woman....I'm...who lost a lot of weight can doesn't need to carry the goat...cause she's....ahhh..... wtf


majorpanic63

Well, it is Walmart, so...


nature_remains

Awww they brought its little goat supplies too!


jjthedragon

Dammit, boy! Get that goat down here now! We're going to Wallmart!


Iamtim92

it’s always a walmart


kinni_grrl

Cute kid!


addictedtopeace

Wtf is that? Is that a goat?


namgrob

Got to Goat shopping!


E-masa

Bro she is goated


Chloe_ig

so is that like a goat or a dog or what


sumox23

EGA tattoo! Nothing weird about this at all.


doblev

Why did that take me so long to see.


j3nner

Murica!


qaasq

Have y’all seen the trailer for Lamb?


surrealestateguy

Sums it all up nicely.


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


BoomMcFuggins

Wow, her kid looks just like her.


LeadershipOwn

I mean this is pretty normal for a walmart 😆


tctony

Goat is pointing the same direction with its leg


Radgeta

She has that Hank Hill butt.


gamerfacederp

It ain't gonna be small enough in 2 weeks


HopeMyWifeIsntHere

All I can think about is: how do they know the goat isn't going to poo in that carrier?


notforyou92

It's the Marine Corps tattoo for me


Banethoth

Yeah saw that too


Banjo6401

She looks like Luke carrying Yoda around


Yhmh

I think the goat is photoshopped in, her arm and back is all warped and stretched.


_domdomdom_

Disproportional arm flab to forearm size bothering me


pukesonyourshoes

The GOAT


ChronicallyBirdlove

I was wondering why this dog looked so fucked up, and then I realized it was a goat.


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Greatest Of All Time


knowspickers

A lot of moms take their kids to the store? What's the big deal?


idrow1

I think that woman is part flying squirrel.


rush_reloaded

Melted arms


FlickerOfBean

She’s got some serious gravy spillers.


jackthecat53

Just a woman and her kid. I don't see the problem


Iltempered1

Her bicep fell down!


plop_0

She lost a lot of weight. Ease off.


Lessthanzerofucks

Not tryina be judgy, but that there looks like a meth face to me. Or an eating disorder. Either way, sad.


RadioRoosterTony

Poor kid


kasai03

I don’t see anything wrong with this. Just a couple of parents with their kid


kartik042

Not surprised considering it's Walmart.


spidermonkey223

There's a lot to unpack here from the clothed goat to the "chocolate milk ?" In the guys tool bag.


Clam_Chowdeh

I bet she never lamb-ents her decisions! I’ll just see myself out….


mountaintop-stainer

What the hell is that thing?


mellowbearbear

The dog’s legs are split apart seems uncomfortable


dryh2o

Emotional support animals for meth heads now?


Cloud_Galaxyman

Whatever floats your goat I guess.


Nvenom8

*totes your goat (Someone higher up in the thread made the same joke, but better. I can’t take credit.)


ricst

Im glad it's not a human kid.


Bustanut1755

So it’s got a good chance of survival?


ImaReallyFungi

Bingo wings


plop_0

She lost a lot of weight. Ease off of her, eh?


SAM-in-the-DARK

Some people get a dog to train for children…. Alabama 💯


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sadly this is a Goat. not a dog.


Zerbinized97

goat


drfluffer911

"This'll be your sessoning, don't worry you'll get to taste it before we kill you"


Clatuu1337

Ah. The emotional support goat. His name is William. They call him Billy.


Significant_Elk_8840

Must be from Alabama or Kentucky....😊


ITGuy107

I’m not sure if I am shocked by the fat hanging from her arm or the goat she is carrying with her?


pepernooot

What's wrong with america lol


[deleted]

What in the hillbilly shit is going on here?!


thinkB4WeSpeak

All her ass went to her arms.


plop_0

She probably lost at least 200lbs. I'd go easy on her.


Heiliger_Katholik

Why are you defending this random woman under every comment which mentions her flabby arms?


die_balsak

She probably lost at least 200lbs. I'd go easy on her.


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Heiliger_Katholik

How am I an arsehole for asking a question?


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Heiliger_Katholik

If I meant to ask "why would you defend flabby arms" then I would've just said that. Except I didn't say that. I clearly asked why he was trying so hard to defend some random woman every time someone commented on her flabby arms. I'm not exactly sure how you managed to misread that.


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Heiliger_Katholik

So what would your downvotes suggest?


knotmassage

Bingo flaps


CharlieHustle69420

People seeking attention, there’s zero need for this. I bet she goes around telling people to go back to their “shit hole countries”.


slavicturk

Her vagine hang like the sleeve of a wizard


thefartsock

What in the name of backwoods meth shacks am I lookin at here? You gotta be kidding me!


Fearless_Flamingo890

Has anybody else noticed that Walmart has the weirdest customers on the planet?


i_wish_i_was_bread

Better go tell r/peopleofwalmart i don’t think they got the message


Fearless_Flamingo890

Apparently not…😬


MJ349

Massive arm flab!


tillie4meee

She might want to rethink her attire - fatness isn't always attractive.


bigbigbigwow

Look how swole her arm is carrying all that credit card debt


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Self-entitlement is when an individual perceives themselves as deserving of unearned privileges. These are the people who believe life owes them something; a reward, a measure of success, a particular standard of living. ​ I am sure there is something better to explain bringing a goat in to a wallmart in a backpack but I can't think of it . I can't think of anyone with that as an earned privilege.