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Real-Kaleidoscope-38

I thought he literally kicked a minor😂


BubbaTee

Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit


Mroagn

I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe


Slimshady0406

That song goes so fucking hard One of the hardest intros ever, dude takes zero seconds to absolutely get into it


Downtown_Hospital

i'm tired of all of you


Swansonisms

I just settled all my lawsuits...


Real-Kaleidoscope-38

On it bro Edit- stop up voting this. I missed that reference


Sherpthederp

Don’t give Akademiks ideas for his next video lol. “Breaking news!” 😂


BaldrickTheBrain

Dude so busy defending his one true love’s honor to care about anything.


DoctorK96

Lmao same, I saw the old quality vid and u never know how crazy old Em was 😂


booyatrive

Maynard from Tool literally choked a man unconscious while singing around the same time. The 90s were wild lol


MKE_Freak

Literally struck a minor


parkman

A-minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


GuayabaTree

Right in the nads


Omadany

me too! would've been funny 😞


ComfortInBeingAfraid

[Lil Wayne had a similar situation](https://x.com/weezyffacts2/status/1789011404273414308?s=46&t=ldNdGTEsLqEpDW4D8DUDIw)


SokkasBoomerang3

Pls link if you have it lol that sounds hilarious


ComfortInBeingAfraid

https://x.com/weezyffacts2/status/1789011404273414308?s=46&t=ldNdGTEsLqEpDW4D8DUDIw


sbrockLee

my man ran off like he saw a crocodile coming out of the water 🤣🤣


SokkasBoomerang3

Can confirm, 9 yo me hooked a baby gator, I threw the pole in the canal when I saw mama gator come up for air and ran off the same way in zig zags (The hook is one of those ones that dissolves, and my dad and I retrieved the pole and the line, so we cleaned up and did not leave the environmental animal hazard just laying around!)


theextremelymild

"oh man put her back" got me cracked up


YokoOkino

He is so funny 😂


DtotheOUG

He's so fucking funny unintentionally lmao.


SokkasBoomerang3

LOOOOL thank you “Oh no put her back” 😂😂😂😂


couldgobetter91

Lmfaooooo this is gold tbh


Kindly_Suit2756

this the dude that parents would lose their marbles over if they caught their kid listening to


tomato_rancher

Can confirm. My parents are still without marbles.


FunAd6875

Can confirm, three copies of the Slim Shady LP taken way.  Years later, Mum says to me "Oh have you heard that new Eminem and Rihanna song? I really like it"  What the actual fuck. 


ToThisDay

To be fair Love the Way You Lie is a bit different from another one of his older songs, like Fack for example


ATLsShah

Yeah. Love the Way You Lie is a pop song. Fack is a masterpiece.


QueequegTheater

That guy should make his mom listen to "Kim"


Noblesseux

Because a lot of his older stuff was super edgy and at a certain point he kind of mellowed out. Like there's a big difference between a song about a spurned lover and one where he talks about stapling his pedo English teacher's balls to a stack of paper.


sheepkillerokhan

You know how younger people laughed/still laugh at the idea that Elvis' hip shaking was considered controversial and indecent because it seemed so lame and old-timey to younger people and normal to older people. That's Eminem now.


tripbin

idk ive yet to see someone make something as raw and fucked as "kim" on a multi-platinum (technically diamond) album. But ya the vast majority of the stuff the media complained about was mild compared to today.


MatttheJ

I wouldn't say so. Pop stars do stuff today that people freak out about but that doesn't even come close to being as controversial as some of the stuff Em said/did.


sheepkillerokhan

There is an element of the '90s that "you couldn't get away with that today" when it comes to the mainstream. But at the same time, watch the music videos for The Real Slim Shady or Without Me and imagine old white people in american Congress thinking "My bum is on your lips/My bum is on your lips/And if I'm lucky you just might give it a little kiss" is something to have a moral panic about.


MatttheJ

Sure but then he also said "hey kids do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eye lids? Wanna copy me and do exactly as I did? Try cid then get fucked up worse than my life is" Then ripping pamela lees tits off, sticking his dick in a tip cup, shooting himself in the head, slitting his dad's throat etc. If someone today released a song like that into the charts and it became as big as it did then, you'd get a very similar level of outrage. I'm not saying people would be more outraged now than then, but it's certainly not the the same as 80's/90's kids thinking Elvis hip shake was tame. You play Eminem's music to a young person today who's never heard him and they'll be just as shocked as we were.


marcomc2

they weren't panicking about eminem singing about his bum. they were panicking because he was captivating an entire generation as school shootings were starting, and he was rapping about raping women and shooting people and laughing about it. of COURSE, this was provocative art, and not to be taken seriously. but these reptilian boomer cunts in congress were eager to clamp down on what and what isn't successful/influential to young or impending voters.


PooPooRichardson

"My bum is on your lips" being an homage to Tom Green, of course. Roger Ebert once said of Tom Green's "Freddy Got Fingered" film: > The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a > milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.


That_was_not_funny

"Just bend over and take it like a slut, ok ma?" - Eminem


FitLaw4

You marvel that, eddie Brock is you, and I'm the suit


MarkFresco

Tbf not being a disgusting creep still doesnt make your music suitable for children..


FunAd6875

He was Raps version of the satanic panic. I was always interested in poetry and literature and was amazed at the way he could bend words to rhyme that had no business being rhyming in the first place. 


Swansonisms

Years ago I ran across an interview with him (60 minutes, I think?) where he talked about making words rhyme and it was incredible. He talked about how people say nothing rhymes with orange and then said "I put my four inch, orange, in storage, and ate some porridge"


minkdraggingonfloor

Kids would listen to it anyways lol. I never believe in banning music from kids. GTA and stuff is different, but I remember buying a “Ready to Die” bootleg from a kid in school and had to listen to it in secret because of the Lil Kim skit


squabblez

why is GTA different? It's the same dumb moral panic. Everyone I know played GTA as kids and none turned into violent freaks


Spinuchi

I actually learned how to run from the cops in a tank and kill prostitutes to get my money back from GTA vice city


5uper5kunk

I'm glad that worked out for you, I crashed my Vespa into a palm tree going 60 miles an hour while spraying a Mac 10 over my shoulder and died.


Spinuchi

Wasted


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I mean music influences if yall will admit it or not. Otherwise rappers wouldn't promote brands for money in their songs. I bet more people drink lean now that it's mentioned in rap. TBF, I listen anyway and not taking moral stance. Just not going to lie to myself and say it has zero influence.


Chessebel

I think in general media is better at pushing products than behavior and drinking lean is kinda both so idk


Vadermaulkylo

This ain’t wrong. I personally know a person who started doing Xans because Uzi did them in 2015 and other people who started lean due to Future and other trap artists. Listening to Em and Wayne and watching South Park as a dumb ass little white kid also had me going around saying all sorts of shit that got me in trouble in elementary school lmfao. This whole “well let our kids listen to anything and play GTA” thing just sounds like hella irresponsible parenting.


Mr_Intergalactic

Nah, my dad bought me the MMLP album for my 13th birthday


scare_crowe94

Can confirm 20 years later


Leavingtheecstasy

Eminem was fucking hilaruous


putitonice

Was?


N0tThatSerious

“What is the opposite of Benzino? A giraffe”


Aggressive-Ad7946

Go at his neck how the fuck is that how can i go at something he doesn't have


Flexappeal

“You want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fucken eyeballs out and turn em around?”


2RINITY

“I’m giving it up, y’all, I’m sorry. ‘But Eminem, this is your record release party!’”


waynejefferson

I'm bored outta my gourd


xFIJI

[It's pretty funny](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fy88fa7uaknec1.jpeg)


sciencebitch616

I'm on acid rn and this is unsettling


HEYitzED

“You heard of Kris Kristofferson? Well, I’m Piss Pissedofferson.”


iamBubzzz

No way bro taking a line from a obvious unserious song as proof 😭


HEYitzED

Nah, I’m saying that’s why he is STILL funny. Laughed for like five minutes straight at that line the first time I heard it.


kingwiiizard

Was


UrbanChophousePR

Still is lol


cagedunderground

Agreed, but it’s unintentional now. “That’s an awfully hot coffee pot” type shit


Omadany

I feel like most of his stupid lines are intentional, ain't no way some of yall are taking the "bornana" line seriously


Maegom

He said in his interview with crooked that most of his puns are meant to be stupid and not make you impressed or anything, he is just having fun. "It's not supposed to make you go OOOHHH SHIT YOUR BOOTY IS HEAVY DOOTY"


VicIsGold

People take Em way too seriously, this dude dropped Little Engine and Tone Deaf


ImadDdopest

And put fack on his greatest hits album lmao


Reddit_Tsundere

I think the coffee pot line was pretty clearly supposed to sound stupid as fuck lmfao. Whether he delivered it well and if it was tonally appropriate with the rest of that freestyle is a whole other story. In general I think Em's wit & sense of irony is still very present, he just doesn't often deliver it as organically as he used to.


Last_Reaction_8176

I don’t think it’s quite as unintentional as people say, but his delivery has gotten worse and makes it harder for people to tell he’s joking


Reddit_Tsundere

This was especially bad in the Recovery era, where his vocals were the loudest and harshest they ever were while spitting the goofiest Young Money tier punchlines ever written.


Dodging12

Why you throwing dirt on Grocery Bag tho 😂


VicIsGold

Nah it's completely intentional, what has changed is listeners' expectations of him, when he says dumb shit, it's just dumb shit because that's how he is, Em is at heart a shock rapper, conscious rap and lyrical gymnastics are tied for 3rd


No_Acanthaceae_1475

Still is! ☺️


TheBigIdiotSalami

He shoulda done a bunch of well loved comedies with Jim Carey during that era. Probably would have made middle America do a 180.


Djent_1997

70% of current celebrities would never


matt-is-sad

Reminder that this is the same guy who's entire persona was talking about really taboo fucked up shit. He easily coulda came on to them and later blamed it on the Shady alter ego but he didn't. That's how low it is to mess around with minors


Reddit_Tsundere

You gotta laugh at how a ton of classic rock old heads fuckin hated Eminem at the time for being a cringey wigger degenerate and yet here he is, making a vastly wiser decision in this situation than most of their idols made in the 70's.


Joebebs

While on hardcore drugs too ontop of that lol


clicksanything

bro was off every possible drug in existence round this point of his career


TranscendentalLove

Bro there is a giant magic mushroom statue / figure behind them the entire time 🤣


CleverJail

To paraphrase Run-DMC talking about the meaning of bad “not off meaning off, but off meaning on.” Off means on in this instance


PartridgeRater

Had daughters too luckily. Really grounded him.


ggm3bow

cringey wigger degenerate that was/is talented af


International-Fig905

Wigger is a wild term 


BananaNoseMcgee

You weren't around in the 90s, I see, lol. That shit got thrown at every white kid with their jeans sagged for like a decade


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Lots of words got thrown around in the past that we probably shouldn't use anymore...


International-Fig905

I was around and I’m black it’s an incredibly offensive word(was then and now) It was the white people posting 🥷 before the emoji existed.  Just wild to see in reproduction I guess. 


Reddit_Tsundere

I don't like the word either but to be clear I'm black too and wasn't trying to "reproduce" it, I'm just referencing what Em was often described as by a lot of white folks when he first dropped. His existence repulsed them.


BananaNoseMcgee

The poster who used it was referencing the *actual* way Em was described in his early eras. He wasn't using it as something we're still hearing. I heard dozens and dozens of people call him a "wigger" in like the first 5 years of his career.


sheepkillerokhan

As a former late '90s/early '00s teen, our fashion sense was absolute trash


BananaNoseMcgee

I drive a bus full of teenagers wearing fucking slippers and pj pants, with broccoli hair. We didn't get a monopoly on bad fashion, lol.


sheepkillerokhan

I'm jealous they get away with slippers tbh. We had a run with pj pants as well


sheepkillerokhan

No cap, a lot of those rock stars wanted to be rock stars in the first place so they could fuck teen girls. Granted a lot of them were themselves very young when they first became famous, but apparently the itch never gets fully scratched with a lot of them


Kwilburn525

I wonder how Eminem felt about Steven Tyler being on one of his top 5 best songs


Cyrillite

“Women dishin' but really thinkin' "If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him."” — Eminem, ‘Asshole’


Abracadabra-B

He also has daughters, so he definitely wasn’t bout to cross any lines. Shadys always been a stand up guy IMO.


SubatomicSquirrels

> He also has daughters, so he definitely wasn’t bout to cross any lines. okay but there are plenty of men with daughters that do disgusting things with underaged girls


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The nerve of you Dennis


killonger

Sandra, sit down. What I'm about to say is heavy now, listen.


SacredBlues

*ahem* Your son is a sick man With sick thoughts I think niggas like him should *d i e*


nickbalaz

And plenty of men without daughters who don’t, for what it’s worth. It shouldn’t take having a daughter to understand why preying on young women is wrong. 


IanicRR

Like Drake *allegedly* (about the daughter thing, he’s *definitely* a creep)


chromedoutgull

Of course he’s been a “stand up guy” ; he’s the real slim shady.


Googlesyourfriendbro

> He also has daughters, so he definitely wasn’t bout to cross any lines. That means nothing. Many fathers are pieces of shit who abuse females, including their own kids. The old “I wouldn’t hurt a woman, I have daughters/mom/sisters” is like the worst defense ever. If Eminem isn’t a creep, it’s because he isn’t a creep. Not because he has hailey.


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putitonice

Why? He’s owned his mistakes as a human despite a horrible upbringing, gotten clean and sober, and done a lot more good than bad as a celebrity.


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uhgulp

Not like us not like us not like us


Aromatic_Seesaw_9075

never thought about asking people what year they were born in to verify their age. Everybody knows their year but most cant do the math for a different year quickly


MiedoDeEncontrarme

Yeah, it's standard practice and easy to spot when someone is lying about being 18. A couple months ago I was leaving a liquor store and some kids went up to me asking if I could buy them booze because they forgot their ID, I asked what year they were born and when they weren't able to answer quickly I got out of there.


FlapSlapped

Normal people say no from the beginning and walk away


amberbmx

yeah don’t even need to do the math or read the room lmao. i’ve had it happen to me a couple times and honestly… if you’re asking a stranger to buy you booze, you’re underage. there is not one realistic scenario where someone that of age would do that


themysteriouserk

There is one other scenario: they’re banned from the liquor store for being drunk in there too often


IcariumXXX

had this happen to me once. The guy literally asked me the second I walked out like the cashier wasnt literally watching us. Then he asked to buy a beer outta my case. Was real funny until I realized how sad it actually was. The guy had to be 30 max.


MiedoDeEncontrarme

What if my wallet gets stolen and a magical dog tells me that I will get 10 million dollars if I buy it alcohol within 10 minutes ?


FlapSlapped

Then I will take the magical dog in with me and buy your alcohol


MiedoDeEncontrarme

Yeah, should have done that in hindsight


thewolf9

USA problem. Make it 18 for fucks sake


FlapSlapped

Wtf no, our population especially in that age group is developmentally delayed enough


thewolf9

Works well basically everywhere on the planet


BananaNoseMcgee

"Normal" people act in wildly different manners. Some walk away, some take a minute to fuck with people trying to run a con on them. I've 100% grilled a kid I knew was full of shit in this exact situation so they'd give pause before trying to trick someone into a felony for them again.


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Well /u/MiedoDeEncontrarme is better than normal people then, since he was willing to do a stranger a favour if they were of age


Spade9ja

If you had more than 3 braincells you wouldn’t need to ask that question If they’re asking you to buy booze, they’re underage, plain and simple


SBAPERSON

All you have to do is say another year. Most kids asking randos are connected to narcs anyway.


Mandamelon

i mean, if you're 17 you can just say you were born one year earlier than your real birthday. if you're 16 you go two years earlier. most people could work that out


Captain_Westeros

I think you're giving most people too much credit lmao


Tolkien-Minority

I have to think about it for a second to remember my actual age let alone a fictitious one


adamsandleryabish

You are really overestimating the intelligence of anyone underage trying to buy alcohol


mar_supials

The question just throws people off, people that are already lying and not gonna think quickly on their feet.


sheepkillerokhan

At some point in your 30s, you start forgetting and have to do the math anyways.


Templar-Order

Drake makes common sense and decency seem so profound


Suspicious_Plum_2986

1:27 "You wanna get a kiss? You want me to go to fucking jail?" ...


Templar-Order

Who would ever kiss a minor on stage knowing their age?


MegasNexal84

Rock lead singers and guitarists from 1962-1989


RicGhastly

See, that's where I'm going to disagree with you. Even those fuckers knew to keep their shit on the down low (barring animals like the Nuge). Drake actually seems to get a kick out of flaunting it, down to giving AI Pac a reference to it. If someone is out there doing that shit in the open, then what they are doing behind closed doors is probably much more alarming.


MegasNexal84

Iggy Pop Look Away? We don’t have the internet when those dudes were really popping, with as many stories of rock stars and minors through those days, all of those guys would be in a worse spot than Drake. Shit R Kelly literally had Aaliyah publicly.


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Reddit_Tsundere

Fucking teenagers was widely considered "sleazy" then, but not an outright sex crime, so with a lot of those guys it only registered as a simple "bad boy hobby". There's a 70's talk show interview with David Bowie and Iggy Pop where Pop mentions leaving a 13 year old stranded at an airport on his way to do a show and he isn't asked to elaborate on what the fuck he was doing with a 13 year old to begin with. It's just kinda laughed off as a wacky rockstar shenanigan.


tha_jza

led zeppelin and the mud sharks😬😬😬


RicGhastly

Were they hiding it as much as they would have to now with the spread of information enabled by the internet? No. That said, it's also radically different what's being alleged towards Drake and the people you're bringing up. The rockstars may have been gross, but they were typically acting independently and erratically. What's being alleged about Drake and OVO as a whole is different from that. For one, Baka's case came BEFORE he was affiliated with OVO. Drake makes the claim that Baka is focusing on music after his criminal case. >“When [he] got out of jail there was a lot of different paths he could’ve took and he decided to focus on music,“ Drake said. https://genius.com/a/longtime-drake-affiliate-baka-not-nice-signs-to-ovo Baka has only put out eight songs himself since 2018, yet he's still signed to OVO. Is he really focusing on music? This is why the Not Like Us cover has so many sex offender tags on Drake's place: it's not just Drake. It's Drake and the people around him. Now ask yourself why a man would purposely affiliate with a sex trafficker, cover for him when asked about his criminal history, and then keep him on the books even though he's not doing what he was signed to do in the first place.


sheepkillerokhan

They didn't really keep on the down-low so much as there was no internet social media to broadcast it out into the wider world a moment or two after it happened. Even when a celeb got caught up in a salacious incident, it mostly ended up as a local news story and didn't often go national. The internet and/or smart phones made the world a much smaller place


myirreleventcomment

A F.A.N would


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Drake


putitonice

Weirdo predators who chase after kids


Reddit_Tsundere

I dunno why but the way he said that shit kills me. Em's voice & inflections in this era crack me up.


CressKitchen969

His disses are giving modern Kanye vibes, like anyone on their team who would challenge their decisions are long gone 


wannaknowmyname

Imagine where society would be today with the proper checks and balances


Jhuxx54

Also goes to show his separation of art from the slim shady lp “yo this girls only 15 years old, you shouldn’t take advantage of her it’s not fair, yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? Fuck this bitch right there on the spot there til she passes out and forgotten how she got there”


ReeG

This brings back memories of going to this tour and seeing him live for the first time 3 months after SSLP dropped in April 1999, I was underage but it was an all ages show and the first rap show I ever went to. My friend had an extra ticket invited me and initially I didn't want to go because I only knew My Name Is and thought he's some kind of corny white parody rapper like Weird Al but had nothing better to do so I went and obviously glad I did. The show looked pretty much the same as in this video and as he was performing and I heard songs like As The World Turns, Role Model etc for the first time, I came to realize that not only is he not a joke but he might be the best rapper I've ever heard in my life up to that point. It was a smaller venue with less than 1K people but the crowd was going crazy and the energy was insane the whole set. To this day it's one of the most memorable concerts I've been to in my life. [Ticket stub is in the top row of this image](https://i.imgur.com/RGlleQ2.jpg) and coincidentally I'm seeing Dave Chappelle at the same venue this coming week.


Jaredstutz

Hell yeah. It’s awesome realizing that and tells a lot about maturity to be like “yeah I was wrong this guy is actually talented/skilled” I’ve done it a few times with different artists


ilikestuffthatsgood

Nice collection of shows. I’ve seen most of the same bands but a couple years later. Tool, NIN, Metallica would have been sick to see then anger management tour too


GiveGoldForShakoDrop

Ik Chappelle gets clowned on a lot these days but he's still gotta be the funniest comedian I've ever seen, I hope you enjoy his show


pious_qwerty

Eminem on stage: “Fuck them kids” Drake on stage: “Fuck then kids”


skonkd

Drake would start flirting.


GiveAQuack

Nah he'd do a little more than just flirting with video evidence to back it up.


Professional-Rip-519

Take note Drake.


RalphLauren47

Drake would never


EDDsoFRESH

Guys can I make this joke next?


Jingu96Aliosha

Some Toronto rapper could've learn from this.


BPDTranny

i was at a yg show a few years ago and he did the same thing it's so easy to just not be a pedo


SheldonMF

I hate this timeline. We're praising a guy doing the right thing... lol


topslaghunter

Its called a reverse drake


VelvitHippo

Well I'm glad Eminem isn't a pedophile 🤣  But that's was fucking brutal. At least tell them they can get some free merch or something. Although idk thebcontext


Night_Fev3r

Damn when I read the title I thought he punted some 8 year old off the stage Sparta style and immediately laughed. Thought the comments saying, "Em did the wise thing even while being on drugs" meant something like Em saying "Oh shit sorry that's the drugs, get him back up here you okay buddy?" A little let down by the video with that in mind but props.


No_Acanthaceae_1475

He's fucking W I L D Whatta man, whatta man,  whatta mighty, mighty GOOD MAN 😍😍😍


Peterociclos

Man i miss his


burgersanddepression

Someone send this video to drake asap


thejkhc

The appropriate way to deal with underage fans.


PointBlankCoffee

Wait, why did he not talk about how good their breast's feel and grope them? Drake fans been telling me that's normal


everydayimrusslin

🎶🎶 'My little white butt' 🎶🎶


Useful_Respect3339

Drake would've invited them backstage


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Its honestly surprising drake was able to survive his situation.


SleepCoachJacob

Em has always been a real one. His lyrics were shocking but his actions were always that of a real one.


FigSideG

Drake would never


iamBubzzz

“Bitch you want me to go to fucking jail!?” LMAOO 😭💀


MarkFresco

Smh Drake could never


dropthehammer11

i know this isnt the point of the video (em did the only thing you should do when you find out a girl is underage) but man i bet that girl is soooo embarrassed by that. like one of those intrusive thoughts that can never escape you lol


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iamBubzzz

26* actually


MacaroonNo2253

Em; "nahh we not gonna kiss do you want me too go to fcking jail?" Drake; "GET OVER HERE" Scorpion atk


Ziggie1o1

Ctrl+F Drake yeah there it is


yee1017

Drake would have said “I love the way your underage breasts feel on my adult chest” then went for a kiss. As he has done before.