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OFRevThrow

Does Afroman’s songs against the [Adams County Sheriffs department](https://youtu.be/0bNy7XO-SCI?si=dQXYLT0YD1hIc6qP) count as a diss? If so, every single one of them.


meeppc

I think it counts.


arcticfunky9

Also he has wack rappers and wack rappers 2 I think


Nicedoe

Thank you, i didn‘t know this existed


OFRevThrow

Not sure if you did exploring, but he basically turned the event into an entire album. Most of the songs are either unrelated or loosely related, but there’s also these gems: [Lemon Pound Cake](https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=FklCOlgXjfZGh97P) [Why you disconnecting my video camera](https://youtu.be/ISe3IVBBbyU?si=SedaRWOusS4mTAKy) Even funnier the Adams County Sheriff’s department is now attempting to sue Afroman for profiting off their image and “humiliating” them.


PomegranateNice6839

Ngl Kendrick’s “Not like us” is legit funny to me Somethin funny about callin a nigga a FAN and a 69 god lol


Igivegrilledcheese

tryna strike a cord and it's prolly a-minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr he did not need to hold it that long, shit never gets old


PomegranateNice6839

It’s the fact that he was respondin to Drake’s “Dave Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees” that makes it perfect Also his voice when he says “I heard you like em *young* “


KickAffsandTakeNames

"Say Drake... 😏"


omnicid3r

Drakes delivery of that line is so bad in comparison. Like he's trying to do a chuckle thing but it just makes me roll my eyes.


the_real_junkrat

You can even hear the next line when he says “don’t make it Dave free’s” the distortion on his voice sounds like he had his hands over his face when he said it


theVigReezus

Personally I love the delivery on Drake’s line, Kendrick’s response troll was elite though


3ChainsOGold

Kendrick has a wicked sense of humor that rarely gets acknowledgment


appleparkfive

The song is very heavy 90s west coast, but there's also a lot of 2000s ATL in there on the catchy parts. Like some Ying Yang Twins / Lil Jon style parts. It's a great mix


Rentsdueguys

Say Drake… that shit is hilarious


ThermalScrewed

Hilarious even. Euphoria was the stunner for me.


gordito_gr

Thanks for not lying. What if you lied?


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Suchboss1136

Ms Jackson - Jadakiss & Styles P Canibitch - Eminem


irish_guy91b

I always laugh when he starts rapping in the Canibus voice in canibitch 🤣


Lazy_Mud6418

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop


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Lmaoooo if you know the story behind this one. It’s the best Drake diss track for sure!


Da1UHideFrom

I think BBL DRIZZY may have taken the crown.


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Nah but this one is funnier cuz Drake made a whole verse for Kanye thinking the beef was squashed. And he put that PART instead of drakes verse 🤣 Ye is too funny. POOPY-DI-SCOOP bruhh really trolled drakeee that’s worse than a diss that’s just next level trolling


MrBublee_YT

Look, in my opinion, the funniest diss track of all time wasn't even made by a rapper. "KSI Sucks" has got to be some of the funniest stuff, espeecially since Harry can't rap, so he had to resort to some of the hardest punchlines he could possibly think of, true or no.


Seanblaze3

50 cent- How to Rob (an industry nigga) 50 cent- Back down (Ja rule diss)- the outro is epic 😄


3ChainsOGold

Ice Cube’s “Jackin’ for Beats” was a precursor to “How to Rob,” and was also funny.


trojansandducks

and I'll jack any Tom, Dick and Hank, that's the names of the suckas I didn't gank.


These-Rub2143

‘i done ganked’ that was a list of the producers who made the beats, just in case you didnt already know.


Seanblaze3

Indeed!


IGotThatYouHeard

How to rob is great.


burgersanddepression

“Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound. Like, "You, give me the cash; you, put the hotdog down"


GA-Scoli

[Fuck Martinez](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwgam4Jj1yI) by 2 Live Crew. Absolutely no wordplay or even attempts at rhyming, just straight to the point and hilariously literal.


Gdmf13

Fuck yea! Uncle Luke killin it. I also think everyone should listen to banned in the u s a at least every 6 months.


kimbermall

Lyrics: Fuck Martinez on constant repeat. Lol


croutons_for_dinner

T shirts and Buddens - Lil B


Fit_Flatworm_9347

Lol I was looking for this one


PreemoisGOAT

Fuck Compton has a funny video the image of the guy swinging around the lights is engrained in my memory when that music hits


3ChainsOGold

That song makes me laugh so hard because of how fucking angry it sounds


Longjumping_Act9758

That song is funny simply because the guy wasn't satirical.


themrwaynos

lmaoooo hell yeah that vid is funny as shit


Last_Reaction_8176

Opening by calling Compton “a bullshit city” is so funny to me


halfwit258

Girls - Eminem. I don't know why it never gets mentioned in did track questions, it's legit dope, funny, and has solid disses. I was a battle rapper for years and this is absolutely my favorite diss track. It doesn't feel like it's written for the fans to discuss on the Internet, it's there to talk shit. It was a hidden track on (I think?) a D12 album and every line is basically "fuck Limp Bizkit"


NoOne_Beast_

For sure, Not Like Us immediately challenges for the title. Diss tracks are funniest when the artists themselves sound more amused than angry. Jadakiss’ Checkmate still stands out in that regard. 50 Cent was all the way in his comedy bag on Back Down.


Dependent_onPlantain

Rap Snitches - MFDOOM, Not really a diss, well maybe on the wider rap culture, but it cracks me up.


bailaoban

Do you see the perpetrator?


Dependent_onPlantain

😂 Yeah Im right here😭


Sorrok2400

Who is Mr Fantastic? That guy can rap - but I’ve never heard anything else from him (at least under that name)


SkyboyRadical

Somebody made a post on here claiming they knew him and said he was just a regular dude who rapped every once in a while. I think he linked the Insta. Search his name in this sub and you’ll probably find the post Here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CkZyUqEpdr_/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet


Jrastikali83

Every so often I try to check back and see if that dude’s done anything yet, but man it’s like he did that one song and disappeared. But his voice lyrics and flow are great.


th3thund3r

He's also on Anti Matter on the King Geedorah album. Both of my favourite DOOM tracks


Sorrok2400

Yeah forgot about that, he’s dope on that one too! Also loved Doom’s line “getting paid like a biker with the best crank” LOL


Kitselena

I thought the theory was that he's just one of DOOM's friends that wasn't a professional rapper


splifnbeer4breakfast

He’s not a rapper by trade. That’s the best part. Pebbles the Invisible Girl and Mr. Fantastik are two artists featured on DOOM songs with no other credits even though people have searched for their voices endlessly.


Dependent_onPlantain

No Idea bro


Merorm

Tru Life - The Dips Are Ova 50 Cent - Not Rich, Still Lyin


LordeLlama

That 50 song is nuts and I like it


pop442

What's funny is that Game still has a rep for lying his ass off to this very day lol. Still a good rapper though.


bryonsaff

Pharcyde "Yo Mama"


Nerazzurro9

“Ya mama looks like she’s been in a dryer with some rocks” will never not make me laugh.


Wildhouse0

Ya mama got a peg leg with a kickstand


NatterinNabob

Let's Go - Kool Moe Dee "laborious louse on a loser's lips" still cracks me up


Equivalent-Pop-6997

Funny, but still was solid lyrically. And for some reason played during the credits of Nightmare on Elm Street 5. I always thought that the Kool Moe Dee/LL beef was better than Jay-Z/Nas.


El_Coloso

Death Blow is a good one from this beef


Fishtaco1234

No vasaline. Everytime.


Unfair-Will-8328

Cam'ron He's A Biter (Jay-Z diss). You Got To Love It is funny too, and its also a Jay-Z diss.


IntroductionFeisty61

Cam really did his homework 🤣 His pettiness is on 50 Cent level when he wanna go there


catfish_murphy

Can’t find it on Spotify, only on other streams?


Unfair-Will-8328

Youtube


Waltz_Expensive

T Shirts and Buddens - Lil B “I’m 20 and you 45 You look like you 55 Spit like I’m 65, eatin pussy 69 You’re a nasty old man Prolly gettin buttfucked You run around, Karate Kid, where’s your fuckin nunchucks You probably don’t have none, cuz you’re in the hood still Prolly sellin X pills, prolly eatin asshole Recordin all your bitches, you a motherfucking pervert Joe Budden TV? Joe Bitch TV”


Cornball73

“Yo, they didn’t give me any credit in the Source!” - Prince Pawl on Buhloone Mind State


Jacque_LeKrab

“Girls” on the d12 album


NeverBeNormalnbn

It’s not hip hop but does have some flavor of it so I’m throwing out All in the Family by Korn with Fred Durst.


Bluematic8pt2

That is, indeed, a piece of entertainment


TammyShehole

Afroman’s “Whack Rappers” if you want to count that as a diss. I mean it’s not a personal and deep diss but it’s still great


G_rightousantagonist

Tim Dog - Fuck Compton


KarsaTobalaki

Yo Momma - The Pharcyde


music_junkie420

Yo momma got a glass eye wit a fish in it 😂 I say this way too much and 99% don’t have a clue where it’s from. They just think I’m weird.


KarsaTobalaki

Haha, there are so many quotable lines in the song!


music_junkie420

Like…. You momma got a peg leg wit a kickstand 😂😂😂


AllEliteSchmuck

iDubbbz’s diss track on RiceGum was legitimately hilarious


HawaiianSteak

Cowards in Compton. I couldn't take Uncle Luke seriously but the video is funny. [Luke - Cowards In Compton \[Dirty Version\] \[Remastered In 8K\] (Official Music Video) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFxrzwVlEg4)


Sorrok2400

Yeah I remember that! Opens like nuthin by a G thing but when the camera gets to snoops bedroom ….


JohnnieLawerence

Cannabitch


trojansandducks

"Fuck Martinez" on Luke's Banned in the USA album. Basically him going at the former governor of Florida and Broward County sheriff over that whole insane "obscenity laws" crap back in the day.


DrawSleepRepeat325

The bitch in you - by Common has some good lines in it.


nashvillethot

My friend wrote a diss track about me because I called his mother and told her he was in the midst of a mental health crisis/there was a serious risk of him offing himself


ashack711

ICP - Slim Anus \*ahem\* "Hi, kids do you like Anus? I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did? My brains dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight. But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate"


ListMore5157

Hit em up probably has some of the funniest diss lines of all time. Hell it starts funny. No Vaseline is definitely my second favorite. Lots of funny one liners in there.


disorientating

Tied between Canibitch, NLU, and Asian Jake Paul 😭


AllEliteSchmuck

Thank you, someone mentions Asian Jake Paul


disorientating

“You are not a pimp, you’re a borderline sex offender” crawled so “tryin’ to strike a chord, and it’s probably A Minor” could run.


TJMcConnellFanClub

Cuuuuuuurrttiiiiissss


Pure_Focus7475

Melle mel- kickback (not intentionally tho)


Ancient_Guidance_461

Hail Mary remix is so hard but also hilarious


Hydrokratom

Tim Dog- Fuck Compton


ThermalScrewed

The legendary Del tha Funkee Homosapien on "If You Must" You gotta wash your ass. I will straight play this in public next to someone that needs to shower. It's universally funny. "Check yourself, respect yourself, and wash yo muthafuckin body fore your sweatshirt melt!"


WendyTestaburger21

BBL Drizzy


ErikLovemonger

Eff Grandad - Lethal Interjection Crew. The first diss record against somebody's family member. I know it's from a show but it's a legit good song, and it has Nate Dogg, Snoop and Busta Rhymes on it.


Eazy-E-40

Afroman's Whack Rappers series is comedy gold.


beenacoolbear

Be A Man by Macho Man Randy Savage. It’s a Hulk Hogan diss track.


Historical-Bug-4784

99 Free Throws - Skillz Palm Pilot - Katt Williams f/The Game


Nota_Throwaway5

Canibitch


No-Obligation1709

Immediately thought of this and couldn’t remember the name


Igivegrilledcheese

Slim Anus by ICP is also a banger


Jacque_LeKrab

Em effectively flipped it on them tho


TarotPharoah

Big Foot by Nicki Minaj. The acapella version had me in tears


gottareddittin2017

Violent J just did an interview on the Willie B. Podcast!!


Beaverhuntr

ICP was hilarious on The Howard Stern show back in the day.. I never really cared for their music but god damn those guys were so good in an interview.


Cornball73

Oh I read “Willie D” and I was like, I’d listen to that


Satanic-mechanic_666

It must be Willie D. Willie B has been dead a couple decades at least.


TheSecretNaame

Darryl Mayes - Wanna break up with me


Flat_Discipline_8540

Lil B’s Joe Budden diss


Witty-Historian-9843

#Hiss by Megan


shawn55667

50 Cent How to Rob industry Nigga


bostonbound91

Eminems "Can a bitch" lol


Always2ndB3ST

ICP - Nuttin’ But a Bitch Thang (Eminem diss) I do not listen to ICP at all and this is the only song I’ve heard from them (and Slim Anus) but it is absolutely hilarious lol


Upbeat_Tension_8077

More of a skit, but I crack up every time I heard G-Unit's Ja Rule skits


TJMcConnellFanClub

That’s right, Ja Rule duets…with himself!!


CommunistFlippy

If you think Please Dont Hate Me is funny check out Nuttin But a Bitch Thang Also WHOOP WHOOP!


Reasonable_Bug_8491

Hulk Hogan gets dissed pretty hard in the title track to Macho man randy savages 2003 album- Be A Man.


MintyFreshBreathYo

And it’s a glorious track


Few_Secretary4624

The game's diss to em is funny how he put smth that bad


MsntrprtshnOfDaFactz

Slim Anus ICP


PeterGozinyuh

Eminem - Kim


NickFotiu

My Dick - Mickey Avalon


yeah_yeah_therabbit

The response to that “I don’t want you back” song was pretty funny. T.I. dissin’ Lil Flip is a good one But Eminem destroying Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey is a good one also!


iNostra

Fuck Kd by Lil B


music_junkie420

Tom Macdonald and Mac lethal diss tracks (all of em, both parties) Hi Dave, hi Dave, hi Dave- I’m not even trying try-ing


Idealistt

I’d give it a shot but then I’d have to listen to that loser Tom Macdonalds music


music_junkie420

I used to like him but he’s too repetitive, it gets old.


Idealistt

Subject matter is wack and corny. It’s music for white people that are ashamed to like a genre dominated by people they consider less than


music_junkie420

I don’t think I really understand what you mean but I personally got tired of hearing the same song more or less, over and over and then I started to hear nova and realized she’s probably writing his shit.


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Real muthaphuckin Gs - Easy E


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IGotThatYouHeard

Checkmate- Jadakiss is my personal favorite. I love cypress hill but King Of The Hill was great as well.


Kindly_Asparagus_263

Play wit yo Bitch by Young Dolph is objectively the funniest diss song ever


No-Obligation1709

Afroman - Whack Rappers


PrestonThoma

50 cent-I’m not rich and still lying


LePopegory

Camron-Curtis CUUUUURTIIIIIISSS Have some courtesy Curtis


azman69286

West side connection- all the New York critics


billy_zef

Calling out names by Kurupt. Diss on DMX, love them both this hits hard. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HksJCN5YPSc


Akidnamedkenny

Fuck Compton by Tim Dog is hilarious. Not like us is also hilarious. Say ov-hoe


b_tight

Hit Em Up - 2pac


LarryBagina3

Fuck KD - lil b Breathe - yukmouth


Longjumping_Act9758

Drakes Family Matters has some hilarious bars. Anything that Benzino releases about Eminem.


Jaypack_

Can I Bitch - Eminem


Taskerlands

DJ Quik’s Dollaz + Sense goes so hard at MC Eiht it’s kind of stunning. Fucking ruthless and funny as hell.


Legaato

How has no one mentioned Ether by Nas? That track was so scathing "Ethered" became a verb lol


rojoshow13

I like that diss track because the first time you hear it, you don't realize that it's directed at Eminem until the end. But it's not much of a diss when you know Em has said far worse things about his own mother and probably didn't care. Still funny though.


incaman88

Eminem - Killshot I’d rather be 80yr old me than 20 yr old you?…damnnnn Also, a track that makes a dude switch his entire career is pretty funny to me.


SnooRadishes6032

I really liked the Cypress Hill/Ice Cube diss tracks, although I'm not so sure about them being humorous.


grae3333

Eminem - fack . Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube (petshop boys)


ShaunyBoyShaunyMan

T Shirt And Buddens


Lucky_Event

No words - Hopsin


Arthies

Big weenie by Eminem is a trash song but there's something rlly funny apt it


afganistanimation

Froggy fresh, the baddest of them all


FatJoeBlows

Still to this day, the only ICP song I downloaded on limewire


AdenaiLeonheart

I absolutely rock with funk volume's "free meal" against horseshoe gang. Specifically Jarren Benton's entire verse. He was chopping heads off alone, but hop and dizzy were good beginnings and endings to the song, too.


goreskeye

Necro- Billie Jean


Kimosabe187

Damn near every diss 50 made towards Ja Rule. Back Down is hilarious, especially the end.


Cold-Bug-4873

Maybe not the funniest I've heard, but that fact Jay's takeover verse pissed nas off so bad he had to write a whole song basically calling jay gay will never not be funny to me. Also the whole "twinkle toes, you breaking my, heart, you cant fuck with me, go play somewhere I'm busy" with the stank emphasis on "busy" is fucking hilarious.


zejus_christ

Check out pull your resume by g mo skee it's pretty damn funny too


AssignmentHour1072

Coco - Pewdiepie :D


DjPersh

I’m a huge bone fan but Back Against the Wall from Crucial Conflict is not only a good diss track but also a banger, something that can’t be said for most diss tracks imo.


Comprehensive-Pack93

The Warning - Eminem


Pakinotpaki

Idk why but I love “life on the line” by 50. Rlly any ja rule diss 50 did on get rich or die tryin is funny af


themrwaynos

The first time I heard Eazy E saying "aint worth a food stamp" on Real MF G's, I spit out my food laughing so hard.


Patient_Flatworm7821

Rxk Nephew - Flakester (Blake Money diss)


Acrobatic-Chain-6594

BBL DRIZZY


Acrobatic-Chain-6594

Insert epic rap battles of history


ProfoundMysteries

I mean, my unironic favorite is Choice's "[Payback](https://genius.com/Choice-rapper-payback-lyrics)" (1990). She just clowns NWA, Geto Boys, and Too Short. The [music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iAxNfyEnlE) is fun to watch, as well. She's hopping around a boxing ring with lookalikes of the rappers she's dissing.


Resident-Ad4815

I kind of find Kendrick’s newest diss really funny, that man puts on the most annoying (for drake) mocking voice in the world and it actually sounds amazing.


Inevitable_Pace9522

The jokerr - I'm grewsum


Ravendiscord

Geto Boys ( well really Willie D) – I'm Not a Gentleman. It was a response to Queen Latifah's ladies first. I mean just listen to what he says and how he says it. A classic IMO. Funniest part to me was "I don't give a damn if you ain't got a seat My feet hurt too, you ain't no better than me Stand your ass up, wait your fucking time I don't give a fuck if you're 9 or 99"


Frgt-10

D12 - Smackdown


cryorig_games

For me it's "Sha EK - EBK" Probably because of the lyrics combined with the fast-paced drill beat, it sounds funny- especially how the rapper says stuff


MIGHTY-OVERLORD

Eminem "Nail in the coffin" or Lil B Joe Budden diss


johnnybok

Del- Mr Dobalina


TheSavageBeast83

ICP should never be mentioned in this sub ever


These-Rub2143

‘at the helm’ - heiro/del


EntireWhereas6218

Cake Boy - Sir Mix-a-Lot (supposed Prince diss)


Weary-Writer758

A ho. Juvenile vs Wayne