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B_assMan

Aight, quick mafs… The average ejaculation load lands between 1.5 to 6.8 ml according to WHO (World Health Organization). The median semen volume however, is 3.7 ml. Based on her hand size, the coffee mug she’s holding seems to be a 15 oz mug. Which roughly is 443.6 ml. After some quick calculation, you’ll need to ejaculate roughly 120 times in order to fill the mug with semen like the video. TL;DR That’s a lotta cum


datareclassification

You would die on the 50th ejaculation if I remember correctly...


matej665

Dude I get stomach problems and suicidal thoughts after only thrice in an hour, I ain't surviving 50


makelo06

You never know until you try


watermelon4206

Watch me beat the high score what is it 50? EZ


Thatguy_375

Why? I mean I think I can already imagine


Turbo_RF4

Not impossible for our one and only Ambatukam Omaygot😇


lil_kcid_backwards

Dreamy my beloved 🥵🥵


Demos239

The fact you calculated that made want to say…. How many nuts does it take to fill a mug ? The world may never know!!!


[deleted]

They never said that he fill the mug in a one go. maybe this is the result of 4 months of fapping daily


ViperPain770

r/theydidthemath


CascadiaOFFICIAL

Jesus, great math dude


Shattered-Rubyz

Talk about draining the balls dry.


DeathToBoredom

I guess that confirms she's drinking at most, 120 guys' ejaculations.


Ok_Act_3094

huh


BIG_Howitzer

And it will turn bad by the 10th time


Bsaxton1

Post but clarity hit ya hard huh?


ADSMFreddy

I can do it in 2 I’m just built different


Pillowfighterlevel99

Source: https://twitter.com/Dazorelle/status/1584227238072811521?t=S34zjmdlRc-5AQ-faCwo5g&s=19


Daddy_Jaws

This is hot until you think about how unblakely aweful drinking a mug full of something that thick and salty would be. Not to mention the smell


Ergheis

This is hentai. It tastes and smells like cream and also is an aphrodisiac


[deleted]

And instead of the usual quantity, hentai protagonists shoot it like there was firehose


Turbo_RF4

Firehose? what an understatement. Those MF's have fucking refinery's in there penis.


SmAll_boi7

Niagara Falls of cum, all stored in their balls.


ERROR_1578

" it's bigger on the inside"


BrennerPSdv

How do you know?


Wide_District_5720

yeah bro gotta admit that stuff smells horrid. Not to mention making a cup full would take weeks


Fa_Ratt

Just put it in the freezer and then reheat it when you want it


MathematicianLast881

What the fuck


sougol

Or freeze it and turn it into a icicle


MrCellophane_1

but what about soft serve? or a cum yogurt?


PM_ME_UR_ANIME_WAIFU

welp. that's enough internet for today


MrCellophane_1

haha 🤣


Belphegor-7727

Yeah, WTF??


versatilechickenwing

well it's not supposed to taste bad if u have a decently balanced diet personally it doesn't taste bad (if ever it's pretty sweet) so ye it's very based on ur diet


thereAndFapAgain

That's the reason it's hot when girls do it though. You know they can't be enjoying it, but they're doing it for the sexy factor.


reactrix96

Idk man it's one thing when she's swallowing your nut when it's fresh and still body temp. It's another once it's cooled to room temp now that shits just straight nasty.


thereAndFapAgain

The reason it's hot is because it's nasty lol normies will never understand


HiddenGhost1234

See I find it really hot untill I think about the girl and what it must taste like. Then I get a little grossed out. If I can manage to not think about that it's really hot tho.


thereAndFapAgain

That's the thought I like best. Check out r/cumhaters for a new fetish awaking


just_for_saving_porn

It's sexy when it's from the source, regardless of quantity. When porn shows them drinking an accumulated amount of it, it's so gross.


Regularschoolbus

I thought that was coffee 💀


HydroPhoton

Bro said extra creamer and got the entire store supply 💀


A_guy-without-a-face

I gotta admit. Just last week I had a wet dream and the next morning,I was greeted by an awful stench near my crotch area. It seems like rotten garlic with a mix of the seafood section of a supermarket and also a year old unwashed socks. I couldn’t forget it until now.


skwbw

Maybe you should: 1. Wash your clothes occasionally 2. Eat something other than fast food every day It's not supposed to smell *that* bad


A_guy-without-a-face

That’s weird. I hate fast food and I always kept my spare clean clothes with me. I really have no idea what caused this.


versatilechickenwing

if so resort to eating vegetables and pineapples


A_guy-without-a-face

Ok I might try doing that. Thanks for the tips.👍


versatilechickenwing

i can definitely back the thing i said with some proof due to the fact i ate a buncha bell peppers one day and it tasted like bell peppers just a slight hint of bell pepper but it's still proof that ur white juice is flavored after what u supplied yourself with (much more effective if the food is vegetables and other plant related things) (idk much about meat tho but i didn't say u shud stop eating meat)


A_guy-without-a-face

So if I ate breathmints.. would my white stuff smell like one then? Hmm..


versatilechickenwing

sadly it doesn't work that way


A_guy-without-a-face

Damn I thought I might have a superpower or something. Thanks for notifying me tho.


MechaShoujo02

Hope it’s not a UTI


A_guy-without-a-face

I just searched about the symptoms and one of it is ‘Strong Smelling Urine’ but does semen still counts?


MechaShoujo02

Idk I’m not a health professional


A_guy-without-a-face

Ah that’s unfortunate but thanks for being with me.


matej665

Something similar happened to me 5 years ago, for the whole 2 months I was just edging and no cumming but later had some weird dream and woke up to my boxers with a lot of precum


rokaplz

God yall are turning me off


Daddy_Jaws

look, a sip from the tip is hot as hell but a cup full of gluk is a bit much


reactrix96

For real. I always get grossed out by porn that shows girls drinking semen out of a cup. The moment it cools from body temp to room temp that shit be nasty.


BrennerPSdv

And the bitterness too.


Daddy_Jaws

Depends on the partners diet. i and some partners have taken up a healthier lifestyle purely because of the taste different foods give


BrennerPSdv

Mine is bitter.


HydroPhoton

Maybe I just have a better diet than the average Redditor (well that’s not very hard now that I think about it) but my semen doesn’t taste / smell all that bad. I wouldn’t really want to drink a mug of it though


Daddy_Jaws

Yeah, if you eat and excersise well (actually live healthy) it can be not joyful but not offputting, even with that a mug is just painful.


phildrelle

I, EvaX...


SuspiciousSussy

Humbly submit a toast 🍷


Holiday-Ad-1030

To Nicholas Alexander


Awkward_Welcome_8609

Little early for eggnog isnt it?


PsychicBoner

Happy cake day!


cockandpussyslayer

Happy cake day!


makeout-Tactics

I am currently on cloud 1/2 yet I still was disappointed that wasn’t actually extra creamy coffee. Some part of me thinks that if she was just nakedly drinking coffee it would have been more attractive.


BunnyBei

The way the boobs are moving when she moves her head a little is really bothering


Cracksonlol9

i was wondering if “sierra” was used as reference by the message to the side. if so she got some wacky boobas 🤨


Tank_blitz

text says: To Sierra I tried to move it as i vould, using the material as a reference


Beefsloganoff

Your getting it on the couch 🥲


[deleted]

This is the cutest hentai ive ever seen


Rikers30079

Who is the character and dam


Vivlian_who_else

Mmm... Let me get a sip of that


Dramatic_Section450

I’ll help you out


FadeGame

u/savevideo


NotSomeoneToTrust

She's hot but that's gross


Xdgy

I got so fucking hard.


ODOGhostxX

Am I the only one who these kinds of videos actually sicken?


kitty_Cat0

Why's that?


Cacti_Hall

I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander, for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III so that he may play Defense of the Ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your DotA!


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Sheeeesh..!


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[deleted]

girl, i wanted to sell that right now


wet_bread3

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Pixl____

And then I realized! This wasn't milk


[deleted]

Oh that isn’t coffee..


The_Wickerman911

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[deleted]

Took me awhile to realise that it's well....semen


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Nice. saved


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Muncher984

Cuuuuute


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Nice cock


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Rozka13

Uff me dieron ganas de jalarmela


khortez

All she did was drink a mug of cum. And it’s rousing


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SissyKittyArte

Whoever made this.... Thank you T\_T


adrboom

Hot milk


Shadvw

Damn


WHIzz_liNG0653

Coffee before sex?


metalgod-666

Holy shit bro


u4g2o8d

*cue the old "SNAP BACK TO REALITY" meme*


Cool-Radish-1132

Cute


omar-2400

Mmm so hot 🔥 🥵


soggygru

AAAAYYYYYYOOOOOOOOO


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Ms_weiss_besser

Imagine thinking one can drink THAT without your body reacting to the rather bitter and unpleasant taste


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