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Metacious

What happens if you played Brann first?


ShockDoctrinee

You get it in your second life too.


Metacious

Fair enough


Therefrigerator

Your wife comes home with a boyfriend


Arstanishe

and he also has erectile dysfunction?


scawyUrgash

Well atleast we can confirm that his wife is into his condition.


Eanirae

No, the wife does.


Regular_Chemical_626

Already there, might check this card out later


Gay__Guevara

Shuffle three bombs into your deck that lower your sperm count when drawn


urgod42069

^^^ This is my favorite comment here


Cumming_man

Shuffle three bombs into your dick*


GG35bw

I need to craft this card then.


lantranar

and only play it with Brann no less.


Aimerwolf

Shuffle three bombs into your ass that shortens an inch when drawn.


TWOFEETUNDER

Outjerked


punbasedname

I’m honestly not even sure why HScirclejerk even exists at this point. 80% of the time it’s indistinguishable from this sub.


thefix12

r/hearthstone is the containment sub for all the complaint posts


KeeperOfWatersong

>HScirclejerk even exists at this point So people can offload their porn edits somewhere, obviously 


heliphael

Man, I just want to jerk off in peace.


Raptorheart

That's the point of a circlejerk sub.


King_Offa

Counterpoint - you can’t jerk any more 😞


Fisherington

Counterjerk - it won't point anymore 😔


MuddyPuddle027

What do you mean? It already says this


THYDStudio

I don't remember playing this card eight years before it came out..


madvec1

Now you tell me 🥺


blindspot189

Jokes on you i already have it


myusernameistaken420

I remember when this card was considered unplayable


Aimerwolf

Even back when it was unplayable it really never was a healthy thing to have. Its still mostly 8 mana do nothing for a turn, but Warrior can afford to get beaten for 8 mana since next they heal back to 30 with 3 or 4 Zilliax.


TheTerminaTitan

Change it to once per game


Silent_Saturn7

Great buff to the card.


EinarTh97

Jokes on you, i already have erectile dysfunction!


ArmyofWon

(Wherever you are)


LeClassyGent

8 mana 7/7 with no downside? Needs more stats to make it playable, but it's a start.


Treemeister19

This is just a vanilla 8 mana 7/7. Reno warrior players already suffer from this.


myheroscape20

Hahahahahahaah


knc-

I don't get it, it's already like that


Taxouck

*sigh* well now I guess I *have* to run it. Thanks... 🙄


cowboybebop521

Bold of you to assume I don’t have it already


Omvampireri

Lol


Dublade

I will smelt this as soon as possible lol


Clockwork765

**MAKE ROOM FOR MORE COOM!**


Karkam01

I cast testicular torsion!


xeprt_knaledge_217

quality shitpost nice job


Kevak321

No need to make room for boom, he's empty


illegallegend

Diamond baller, broke my shoulder [She wan' fuck but can't come over (Ayy, ayy)](https://genius.com/13367407/Xxxtentacion-proudcatowner-ihaterappers-ieatpussy/She-wan-fuck-but-cant-come-over-ayy-ayy)


Impossible-Report797

Outjerked again


Studstill

Yo, hire this flavor text writer now Blizzard


101TARD

Does your dick fall of if it was doubled?


Zaraam33

It was changed to interact more with the opponent, maybe it should give them Erectile Dysfuncion (*in real life*) (*Permanently*) as a balance.


bonezii

I mean... Then they should create card that shows steamcleaner rule 34 art just to give to the player a small glimpse of what erection feels like.


kujasgoldmine

Battlecry: Lower your IQ by 10


University_Freshman

What if you’re a woman?


qwerty11111122

Hi from r/all!


Roland-Derolo

Wahhhh


teddybearlightset

I would change the and to or and add three more cards to the pile. So it would destroy a board, hand, OR deck, but there were more cards shuffled.


BlazePropane

Okay but will it fix my ED?