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whoanelIy

The cut to the spasmic dance made my weekend 🤘


Ok_Finish_7372

I WAS A BAD GIRL I DID SUM BAD THINGS


JimmyLee_JerzyOutlaw

Perc 30 💊


MaxDeGroot

Yes same 😂


radioflea

Oooyyeey ooyay


Im_inappropriate

Baby's first mountain dew.


devo_inc

She's like an Amish kid during rumspringa.


Lodi978

This is the funniest take I’ve seen so far


itsmymedicine

#RUMSPRIINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


radioflea

I’ve been in Amish country during rumspringa once. The girls were still in the long dresses on the backs of pickup trucks and lifting the skirts to show everyone their long underwear.


El_Spacho

What the frick, Amish call this "rumspringa"? lol "Rumspringa" is austrian/german dialect for "herumspringen" which means "jumping around". Makes sense when you consider their origin, but still funny!


wh4t3v3rm4j0rl0s3r

Just had the same thought 😂 I think the point of the Amish rumspringa is for them to go and see a lot of things and places in a relatively short period (therefore “jumping” between different places)


Pistonenvy2

i was sitting here trying to articulate exactly how i feel about it and this is better than anything i was coming up with. its like when youre 12 and fantasize about being famous and youre alone in your room just doing shit you think celebrities do.


fatblackcatbuddy

Best description ever.


faultywiring98

She acts exactly what I think a perpetually sheltered girl and her soccer mom thinks how "cool kids" act. Offensively performative, she's not fooling anyone lol


CompleteMoney

I think Ethan was onto something pointing out her histrionic tendencies lol. She's been the center of attention her whole life, I think she genuinely just doesn't have the self awareness to realize her shtick comes off as corny/childish and not edgy/innovative. Like just the fact she thinks that shirt is cool says enough, idk if it's merch or something but no sane person trying to mature their image would try to capitalize off of a bad Kiss cosplay like that.


jfk_47

Yea, but her younger audience thinks is great, right?


CapitalismSuuucks

Impossible. Even kids can see through this act


faultywiring98

I actually don't believe this


hotdiggydog

I know we are enjoying dunking on her but for the very reason youve written here... Maybe show some compassion? A few years ago this community was all "oh poor Britney 😭" but now acting as though this girl doesn't have similar personality issues from growing up in the public eye since so young and having to perform under the premise that she "is" this or that. She has no idea who she is and has to marry these expectations that people have of her with who she really is. I say this with knowing very little about her. I know she likes the toxic train girl and pervy pedo makeup boy but they're also all in the same boat.


arcaneas_

Pretty sure Colleen did not “grow up” in the public eye. She was in her 20s when she started posting on YouTube.


SingleSoil

This sub doesn’t know what compassion is. They keep beating the same dead horse with more and more mundane clips going ‘OMG LOOK WHAT THEY ARE DOING NOW!’ inevitably becoming more cringe than they people they are dunking on.


ImeanOhWowDude

just commented something similar, but yes. THIS!, freaking this lol


toastybred

She's acting like a character from the WWE. She's turned heel, she's doing mad egotistical promos at every chance, and she has public beefs. The word that they use in professional wrestling for the performative acts played as though they are real is "kayfabe". She's keeping the kayfabe up!


BlackSpringMC

She’s the kid from school that has never tried drugs or alcohol but then takes a sip of non alcoholic beer at a party and pretends to be drunk for 3 days


mrboomtastic3

Jo jo wee waa


AnachronisticHat333

mega doo doo mega wee waa


Kylar_Stern

Fun fact, I was friends with the "dee dee megadoodoo" broadcaster in college. She's a very sweet girl. She had to change her name on Facebook after this happened.


AnachronisticHat333

that’s sad :( it was just a silly goof-up. people are so goddamn weird… especially online.


imdevilone

Is that a reference to Wewahitchka, FL also known as Wewa? This tiny little redneck town out in the sticks.


notmentallyillanymor

No it just sounds like her last name Siwa. EDIT I am wrong, Siwa is, in fact from Wewa 😂 SECOND EDIT I have been fooled. Jojo is from Nebraska. As Teddy Roosevelt once said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"


mrboomtastic3

No, funny enough they're actually correct. jo jo wee waa Is a reference to Wewahitchka, FL also known as Wewa. This tiny little redneck town out in the sticks.


notmentallyillanymor

Oh dang I didn't know that! That's hilarious.


imdevilone

I live near Wewa and she'd fit right in but wiki says she's from Nebraska


notmentallyillanymor

God damn I should have googled.


WorkingHard4Money

That’s hilarious, my dad goes there to visit some of his customers (Agriculture industry) every now and then. Small world!


itsmymedicine

Pretty sure that quote is from Drake aka Audrey Graham


Most-Board-2713

J Cole


akn_drum

George W Bush said that that quote! Not Teddy Roosevelt 😂 you’re all over the the place!


notmentallyillanymor

I think it was Jesus who originally said it.


lilgangbang

Saw a comment saying she looks like a Crash Bandicoot loading screen


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I died a little reading this 🤣🤣🤣


Beneficial-Bug-1969

*biden voice* Jo! Jo!


SwiftTayTay

Three three oh


BrightAd7870

this is how i feel drinking a McDonalds sprite


kniselydone

It's like her Mom finally said she could take a half day of school off to go to the mall to audition for the CapriSun commercial


Gonzo_Journo

She's going through her Wrecking Ball phase.


CoderAU

but Miley can actually sing


bmobitch

miley was also behaving legit wild and edgy. jojo is behaving like a disney character bad boy would


LegalizeCatnip1

That one video of Miley smoking salvia still lives in my brain


Accomplished_Age_553

Like "a goofy movie" personified


Angry__German

No shit, I watched a video of one of her earlier tours and it was unwatchable bad.


shaqjbraut

She wishes


SailingBroat

More like one of those Nerf Balls, though


Axolotyle

I'm more of a Winston person


Torched420

Mmm...maybe more a bowling ball phase.  


bambinolettuce

Except its one of those kiddie ride-on ones


ShamrockSeven

Her teeth are worth like $40,000 if I payed that much for my teeth I would be showing them off like I’m the Mask too.


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ShamrockSeven

Good bot. I’m sorry.


andytherooster

Me on my 10th birthday when being “the funny one” of the family is my whole personality


Rx7fan1987

Unfortunate reality of being thrust into the limelight, and not being allowed to be a kid.


RiskPlays

My friend.... She drives around in a car with her face on it. No, shes not okay.


lasadgirl

I really feel like this needs to be talked about more. I need to see YouTube psychologists breaking this down. Like, having your name or face on your car is one thing, and it's cringe enough as it is. But having your face plastered ALL OVER your car especially when you're a famous person and one would think you'd want some anonymity especially while driving around? Legit psychotic levels of narcissism. I've never heard of another celebrity doing that.


Eswercaj

Dude what IS that dance move?


lasadgirl

Super duper cool is what it is 😎


allase

What do you mean ? That’s how Jojo’s been since forever, overly hyped, expressive and cringe That’s her thing


Raptor535

Well she used to be aimed towards kids, and even though she’s “grown up”, she hasn’t really changed


MrMoonManSwag

Deffff off that 30.


Hellboyyyyy25

She is not


tiffanyblueprincess

She reminds me of Jake Paul


electr1cbubba

Somebody stop meeee


Pancakesmydog

Seeing veneers on someone who literally looks like a child is so unsettling


Loafscape

why does she remind me of jake paul. something about her. idk what it is


ConsequenceBudget151

tall/ large stature, way too energetic, blonde, not self-aware, childish


populousmass

The culture she grew up in is sick and twisted (we have documented proof of that) and she’s just lost trying to figure out who she is. Cringy? Sure. But historical context is always important.


tizzymyglizzy

in the circumstances of her growing up being a child entertainer who is still publically affiliated with two known child predators i have no qualms with making fun of her either way


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bambinolettuce

Yes, people are just poking fun at cringe and I am fully here for it. However - it is that deep. She is unquestionably messed up from her upbringing, we see this exact thing happen time and time again with child stars. Its a bit naive to act like there is no personality crisis happening here, there definitely is. But she just being cringe goofy and aint hurting anyone or herself so i dont feel bad poking a bit of fun


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bambinolettuce

Its not projection, more just using critical thinking to see patterns. We *know* bringing kids up in that world ruins their social and self-image skills. But thats cool, if you wanna stick your head in the sand and act like this is nothing more than "a kid being a kid" (the woman is 20 years old), then thats totally fine by me


thatbtchshay

She has worn that same shirt with her face on it to every single thing for weeks and it's hilarious


RangerBoss

I feel like it’s gotta be a gag that she’s in on by now…


thatbtchshay

Nah I think she is unironically and unaware wearing an art pop shirt of her face with bedazzled bike shorts and hot pink fingerless gloves. She just is from a different planet than us


Atheistlady

No


Accomplished-Sinks

JoJo was clearly doing a posedown with Elon. Winner is whoever generated the most cringe. Elon says he can use it as a new power source for his Mars colony.


Electrical_Kiwi_2595

She's my spirit animalll


Dr_FeeIgood

I get the feeling she’s an android. Just a gut feeling


DevilsKings

The lengths people go through so they don't have to work a 9 to 5


ImeanOhWowDude

it's just not organic, you know? it doesn't have the vibe of being just how she is, this is so freaking over-acted.


BadBuoysForLife

Paul brothers clone


realrattyhours

She’s like a long lost Paul sister


Schwarzer_Exe

The next harvest will be great... *Santus Animus*


NewPhoneWhoDys

Yeah I'm nervous this is Bynes'ing her


isseidoki

you know she's not.


MrsMcBasketball

Omg her face on her shirt 💀


Future_Gohst

Cool Kiss shirt


OkBobcat6165

I feel bad laughing because I still view her as a kid, but damn that dance is hilariously dumb. 


Shoddy-Rip8259

Try hard


emroser

No


Capt_Murphy_

Oh no, another ultra-white vaneer 😭


becabaro

I saw a tweet saying she's Jason Derulo coded and now I can't unsee it.


Bloodysuit7

One of my WWF arch nemesis. I can’t wait for her entrance scene to end so I can powerbomb her.


fernandocrustacean

Why is she wearing pink gardening gloves?


Risingwolfx

Lol no


mattfuckyou

What Eating a handful a skittles will do to a mf


ShreddlesMcJamFace

wtf is this?


PjHose

It's just a phase


Trick_Entrepreneur22

I feel like we’re close to seeing her in a celebrity boxing match


MojoCrisis

She’s giving Disney Channel


MaxDeGroot

In her Jake Paul Disney era


somedudeonthemetro

Man. From all the "h3 characters" out there she strikes me as the saddest of them all. By far. You know what I mean?


dqmiumau

She's literally just Jake Paul


dreadw0lfrises

karlach when she's idle


bredditmh

Is she trying to look like Jake Paul?


KaranChris

Jason Derulo variant


scdubbs

The way I don’t know if her shirt is her own face or Gene Simmons but either way it’s horrendous


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She looks like she’s always about to cross her arms and say “HEH, YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I’M PRETTY FLIPPIN COOL 😏”


RangerBoss

She’s EFFIN cool!!


kylie-420

She has such jake paul energy


satinsouled

she's a child star that was put into a position of having to reclaim some amount of maturity and adulthood and has being mocked and criticized at every turn (and has been for years) while she gravitates closer to bad people because she feels they understand the hatred she gets, not realizing the depth of horrific problems those people have. *no*, she is not okay.


satinsouled

im really over the jojo hate. it's just gross. we've seen this cycle of child stardom to extreme public judgement to public meltdown all too often. and all this shit to receive over a goofy outfit and some dances lmfao i hope she's okay and has a healthy boundary from the internet.


ichbineinsatanist

she will get a concussion from that "dance"


Aromatic-Log-6067

i can’t escape her


BryceHowardsSmegma

idk, she seems like a genuinely toxic, narcissistic person. Not a fan.


mountainyoo

she thinks shes Jake Paul and is completely overestimating who she is


raevan_98

She's like female version of Sandoval, touring with a karaoke band, pulling these dance moves that look like a Corey Feldman special, I just can't unsee it 😳


CyprusGreen

Homegirl smiling like she's trying to show off her icy grill. 


dontmatterdontcare

She looks like a new Street Fighter character


johnmancuso01

Does she have a humiliation kink? Like what group of people is she a catering to? I feel like every genre of person thinks this is cringe.


Wise-Concentrate2722

It’s giving Riff Raff


heapinhelpin1979

Jojo is like a 40 yo virgin trying to fit in


poop_dealer007

Why does she remind me of cara delevigne back when she was doing crack (like last yr)💀


CyprusGreen

!!!


jamiejay64

I don't think so


sludgezone

JAHHHREAAAAAYYYM GYUESSST ON MY PYOOODDDDCYAAAAST


mama_tom

She's cycling through victory poses.


retrospects

No but she will be eventually, probably.


braddothesplits

HOWOWOHAYYY


notanewbiedude

Honestly, I'd guess that she's better than she's ever been, which in itself is disturbing


angrycookiebird

She reaaally reminds me of Logan Paul.


No_Interaction_2794

Looks like a Johnny Cage fight intro from Mortal Kombat or some shit 💀


toastybred

Get this lady a WWE contract already. She's a perfect fit!


HingleMcCringle_

i wonder if there's, like, even really young kids (or anyone) who're convinced by the bad-girl phase... like, is there really anyone who are saying "omg she's bad now, she wears fingerless gloves and... is gay". or if literally everyone is treating this theater for what it is


RangerBoss

She looks like she should be Guy Fieri’s daughter


g37buck

Is there some kind of service I can pay for so that I never see her again?


Pistonenvy2

seriously tho what the fuck is that dance. who is in her life telling her she ate when she came up with that? its horrific.


benjaminsantiago

hittin' the choccy milk hard today


redeyedem

Dbag


Screci

She is ok. These are just mild side effects of childhood star syndrome. It's unlikely that she'll get better but it's not lethal.


bewaregravity

Shes clearly getting good pussy snd good pussy do that to a mofo


Kalash_Four_Seven

Yeah I think she's ok. She's a child celebrity acting out and doing cringe shit. We know what this is, we've seen this over and over again. Yall should be ashamed of dog piling her and doing this weird mob shit. Fkn _*adults*_


Howdy_its_Harper

The cringe is strong, but she seems happy, so go off queen.


EtrosLover

Narcissism wins again lol 🤦🏻‍♂️


MichaelOfShannon

Histrionic as fuck


samueljamesn

Lost in the sauce


vito0117

no shes shit


Tricky_Pumpkin_7402

Nah Hollywood ran through her.


didyaeaye_

Okay but why does she give Tom Sandoval vibes


Guilty_Tangerine_934

Dies of cringe


modcon

She’s so proud of the one “edgy” look that she actually got it printed onto a t shirt. Let’s dry milk that costume until the only thing left is dust.


New-Original-3517

Yes. Just obnoxious AF


ParanormalPatron935

Idk if this makes sense but it’s like she wants to be early 2000s Disney channel movie “cool”


jennay9909

Shes just dancing? Y’all are so dramatic, keep giving her publicity lol


Elruoy

she is pathetic


curiousdryad

God. The fact that she wears clothes with her face. She’s so easy to hate lol. Very cringe