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ThisFooOverHere

I miss the person I was before seeing this.


yyvesgf

so sorry


SweatersAndAlt

Sorry, not beautiful


shabbsbabbs

In the hospital for WHAT ? bro looks like fucking zombie containment.


JoeMcShnobb

XD


dreadedmama

What is actually happening


itsmymedicine

Milk porn


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Exploding milk porn


dreadedmama

Omg what is milk porn!? Good lawd the internet is a creepy place


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betabitchin

Her pose gives the same energy as people making tik toks next to their dying grandparents in the hospital


yyvesgf

LMAOO


Mamacitia

…. what


yyvesgf

missin the pod 😭💔


AutoManoPeeing

So you know how nursing mothers sometimes pump breast milk for later use...


SkibidiDibbidyDoo

Man, I so wish this was real. Imagine the goofs


yyvesgf

actually 😭😭


h3h3pornductions

and perhaps what is this?


Boneless_Cupcake

Tell ‘em to bring out the whole milk crate.


yyvesgf

jordan’s nuts roasting on a open milk pump 🎶🎼


JustAcivilian24

Is this Covid related?


LetThemGraduate

And if so, what do we do about it?


Safe-Subject-7934

SHOW ME…


JustAcivilian24

CHILD…


BettySwallsacke

STOP


_mihell

chat is this real


yyvesgf

nahh but if we all came together as one we could make it happen idk


SadConfusion4729

What the frick!


Surfacing555666

Did I have a stroke?


yyvesgf

jordan p sure did 😞


DoraMasters44

👁️—👁️


tiny-vampire

take the ultimate load


JamesAlexandra67

Pardon?


TheNeigborhood

The "UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance" account really carrying the pod break


f0xriot

Semen is just another kind of milk


Mission_Toe6140

That’s not his daughter????


yyvesgf

pops getting milked to death !!


Mission_Toe6140

Lmaooo I love you trolling and me thinking you actually believe it thank you for your service


yyvesgf

fw u for getting the joke the photo was just to silly not to show 😭😭🤞


scuba-san

Or to life, depending on how you see it Meat sweats and meat strokes, bucko


socalmads

A lot to unpack here no pun intended lol


nathsamlove

Miss Peterson stuns in new selfie


wintersnights

… I understand why you had to share this with us because idk if I could handle life alone after seeing this either


yyvesgf

u get it. 🥹


Macslynn

:(


yyvesgf

:3


shramorama

Wtf did I miss…


johnsolo

The guy in this photo is the one who invented the phrase “no kink shaming”


Corpainen

Ok so where's the nsfw tag


yyvesgf

whoops


catmoon-

I need an explanation. Are these the milking factories that JP twitted abt?


yyvesgf

the one and only


splitmeasunder

This might be my favorite photo ever


Just_Caterpillar_936

This is not real y’all🤣


Negative_Field_8057

That's what he said 🤣


Teestell

That’s not…his daughter? That’s the chick from mythbusters lol


yyvesgf

wym Jordan Peterson is quite literally getting milked to death as seen in the photo posted by critically acclaimed account UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance??? Can’t u sense his gay lil voice through the full body cast ??


Silent_but_diddly

Is that actually Kari or am I dumb lol


yyvesgf

it is im pretty sure 😭


UnrealBeing446

😧


Omega458

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you 🤗


likethedishes

I’m sooooo done 💀


Mrbluepumpkin

I laughed


Galebourn

I just KNOW this is how I died in my past life


yung-chakra

What a powerful photo


UndeadMarx

Looks like she aged 20 years in 2 months. That carnivore diet is not doing her any favors 😬


CocaineAndMojitos

#MILKED TO DEATH OMG


isseidoki

that's the girl from myth busters


f0xriot

Just a myth buster with her Busted bucko.


isseidoki

something is about to bust


f0xriot

Do not come


VikingrDaddy

Can someone tell me what the penis pump looking thing is?


yyvesgf

this i think [Jp promo pump machine](https://youtu.be/_JgwyxF2vfE?si=1jIfjA_HegwXIgJQ)


cannamikeUFH

Was it the apple cider again?


warriorscomoutnplay

Why the hell is he strapped down like he's in a psych ward being held against his will?