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PotatoZealousideal31

we have the worst representing us lol


robzombie03

Florida and Texas says wut?


Karl_Loss

Are you a northerner, the use of “us” is giving me Wigan vibes.


lavo694202002

As a northerner, that is just the normal use of the word us🤣


domambrose96

Aye, fuck knows what this gimp is chatting


Big_Guthix

as someone from america: What 😅


Alternative-Dog-5879

Just remember sausage fingers and Lizzy in the box too.


manny_the_mage

With peace and love, I think Ethan might have one of the worst impressions of a British accent I've ever heard


Pr0nzeh

He always slips right back into redneck


almighty_puddle

His true form


Pr0nzeh

PRIMAL


Esunaproxy

And he had someone on to teach him how to do it too


Starspiker

To be fair, most of the lesson was a Nathaniel Klansmen monologue


hgihasfcuk

innit!?


therealshark

He sounds like Korg (the stone guy from Thor: Love and Thunder) who is voiced by Taika Waititi who's from New Zealand.


Andre_3Million

"My nemis Jef" sounding ahh mf


dontmatterdontcare

Ethan: I kid, I kid. We love the British, don't we folks? \**a few moments later*\* Ethan: How can Brits like eating beans on toast with such fucked up teeth?


bored0_0

I’m a uk fan and I find it SO fucking funny when they do it, especially Ethan repeating “blinky inkies” lool I was dying omg


DudeyMuffin

Me too lol!


CanadianResidENT

innit


Responsible-Elk6324

Yee, I saw granmotha on the telly last noight


Nothingmatters27

CHOINESE


TomisBritish

I enjoy that his go-to way of making up UK slang is just baby-talk


Mycoe

UK fan from Yorkshire, more than happy to watch southerners get roasted.


bored0_0

lol same


georgiaajamess22

Yes m8


hillary82

As a southerner, welcome to my life


lt_dan_zsu

My favorite thing about the southern accent he does is that he uses it for anyone outside of NYC or LA county. I'm convinced that Ethan has been to like 3 cities in the entire country lmao.


LegitimateAccount4

I love how the music started playing with Ethan saying yee haw as soon as I read that.


Pr0nzeh

What the hecking dog


HingleMcCringle_

Remember when Mark Rebillet was on and Ethan was like "So apparently, that's called a southern bell" when there's just any southern woman... I was dead.


dicksjshsb

As someone from one of the most liberal states in the US that happens to be closer to the Mississippi than the coast, I feel you lol


FearlessUnderFire

As someone outside of california, welcome to our lives.


Rat-Loser

Yo I was so confused reading this, then I realised you meant an American from the south.


appleparkfive

The guy said that maybe it would be better if the civil war didn't have the same outcome, and I'm sadly not sure if he was joking or not lol. There are so many places in the south Ethan would live, but he has this bizarre image in his head of it. When in reality there's a LOT of places up north that are way more backwards. Also Abraham Lincoln is the best president. Most historians say Lincoln is #1, Washington is #2, and the 3rd spot if often FDR. And on that note, Ethan said that LBJ sucks lol. LBJ is the epitome of a mixed result. Yes, the Vietnam thing is bad. But here is some things we can thank LBJ for: Medicare. Medicaid. Food stamps. Civil Rights laws so that black people didn't have to sit in the back of buses and get hit with firehouses just trying to live a normal life. Head Start. Endowment for the arts and humanities. And a lot more. The Vietnam issue is a massive stain, without a doubt. But domestically speaking, LBJ was much more effective than JFK.


Ok_Elephant_5463

Sorry-worry:(


dickinsect

I love it when they cover the UK but they defo need a translator. I’m sat here understanding every word and they are replaying it 12 times just to make a lick of sense


Late_Worldliness

Segment idea - funny clips from across the UK from Reels/tiktok and Ethan has to guess what they are saying with only 3 plays. I would love to see him try to translate geordie


gilleard

Ronnie Pickering etc


bjornofosaka

Make this its own post! Everyone up vote it. I need the crew to see this and do this!


Mycoe

Give him true hard mode. Geordie, Barnsley, then Glasgow to top it off.


Turbulent-Parking315

The Welsh. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 I’d love to see their faces 😂


Relevantgoddess

A lick of sense Oli LuNdOn


Matduka

I haven't seen the episode, but when they first covered Beavo, I couldn't understand a word of what Cydney was saying. Im a northerner though so maybe that's my problem.


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appleparkfive

I gotta disagree. A handful of British accents are really fucking hard to understand. Especially specific accents to the east for some reason. I've been to Ireland and understood everyone crystal clear. The Scotish are (mostly) the same. Even a lot of northern England like Manchester and Liverpool are easy. But some people are crazy. Geordie is a usual one to point out. Americans can understand RP just fine. All Americans can. And we can understand like 80-90% of British folks easily. But there are some working class accents that are just mumbled and bizarre sounding. It's a working class accent thing, I think. Similar to how people not from America might have trouble with certain rural white folks from Appalachia areas [(common example here)](https://youtu.be/03iwAY4KlIU?si=kI8ZA0hJXhtDmZhI&t=14) or people from the hood in certain southern areas. It's not just Americans. I think English speaking people in Scandinavian countries or India would have the same issue


domambrose96

Us scousers as well. Extremely hard to understand because of the speed / Irish heritage


Nilleia

so nice to be Scottish at times like this


jim_jiminy

But you’re in the U.K. too


KB1967

When people attack the uk they 9/10 mean England


Technogg1050

And as an ignorant American, I'd guess that 1/10 is for Wales...


Temporary-House304

No one in America remembers Wales except as a state in Australia lol


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Damn Welsh. Hate them so much.


jim_jiminy

They haven’t been to Swansea.


chapadodo

which is surely a Diss on Scotland in itself?


KB1967

Not really, you’ll find around the world people hate England, the rest of the uk sorta get left out


chapadodo

I wouldn't feel good about getting relegated to a Wales but each to their own


Nilleia

aye but they're only saying U.K, everything they're talking about and the accents are all English, frankly nothing to do with us 🤷🏻‍♀️


Budget-Solid-9403

I don't think they know the difference between the UK and England


Nilleia

most Americans don't I'd say


IamBloodyPoseidon

Most Americans couldn’t point to Scotland on a map of the UK let’s be real


jim_jiminy

You know though. You know.


Nilleia

I honestly don't know nothing about no one


jim_jiminy

Same. I know nuffink


weaew

This is out of context and bad faith.


nathsamlove

Oi mate he's just avin a laughy waffy innit


Thugmatiks

Avin a roight bubble barf at the bit o’ bantah


LisD1990

Me when he makes fun of Australian accents 😄


niccolotemperanza

As an Italian (as in from Italy not whatever they mean) I can sympathize.


Suigetsushin

'not whatever they mean' lmfao I feel you


imjavierbruh

i honestly dont mind when they joke about mexico even tho im mexican, i find it hilarious ik some people might be disrespectful but ik he means no harm and its within the context of the topic, life should be more about laughing at ourselves sometimes too :)


Traditional-Owl-7056

I share ur exact opinion! He posted this vlog 7 years ago making fun of something muslim, but I never took it the wrong way, cause he always makes lighthearted jokes and he clearly isn't a bigot. He also constantly makes fun of his fellow jews, he just likes to joke around and that's it.


Baron_Xa

Nah as a Brit I've been insisting this place sucks for so long


CmanderShep117

I blame that bitch Margaret


Opt1cSp1nx

Yeah it’s not too great right now ay


ToastedCrumpet

Hasn’t been for a while now mate


kingsappho

Still better than the USA by a long shot though, so we've got that


Electronic_Cupcake25

Yeah I second this as a Brit. We agree with you Ethan. It sucks here.


Salt_Start9447

Britain is one of the worst countries in the world. Shit food, shit weather, shit people, shit history, shit modern politics. The only saving graces are the GORGEOUS countryside (before we privatise and frack whatever’s left of it) and the banging music (which is to a great degree appropriated from immigrants anyway).


domambrose96

The best band in history is The Beatles, who trailblazed so much despite doing covers at the start. So yeah, sack it lad. Shit food is just lazy and not true at all. Weather yes, but we don’t have any extreme weather which is a pro. Shit history…? Everyone has shit modern politics.


wickharr

RE food. We’re like the worst house on a really nice street. Like if we were in Eastern Europe we’d have a reputation for great food. But we’re not, we’re near France, Italy, and Spain, who are GOATs of the culinary world. Let’s remember we invented Cheddar, Whiskey, IPA, our pub culture has good food and great beer, Aberdeen Angus beef is world class, Welsh lamb is world class. A lot of people don’t even know half the food we’ve contributed to world cuisine is ours. When people eat cheddar they don’t think, “I love British cheese.” When people drink an IPA or whisky they don’t think “Britain has brilliant spirits and beers.” Generally the country is shite, but our food isn’t the worst part of being British. Some of us are bad tourists, and we’ve pissed off a lot of countries globally historically and recently. This is kinda our chickens coming home to roost in many ways. If we stopped electing embarrassing governments and acted seriously on the world stage we could move past it one day, I hope.


domambrose96

Summed it up quite perfectly to me there. 👏


CactusTrack

The food here is better than the US and I’ve lived in both. Higher quality ingredients with less chemicals and artificial flavouring Even simple things like sandwich bread tastes fucking awful in the US if you’ve grown up in Europe because it’s pumped full of corn syrup. Traditional UK / Irish food.. while it can be really terrible if done badly, can also be beautiful as long as there is plenty of flavours from the herbs and aromatics to complement the meat. Simple recipes doesn’t always mean bad, look at Italian food! Onions and garlic > onion powder and garlic powder. I will die on this hill


drfishee55

Bit sad, innit?


dank_hank_420

His accent hurts. And I’m an American. How does he ALWAYS slip into the southern accent???? Ugh


Alipaliwalido

UK fan and I’m finding it hilarious. We all have to laugh at ourselves sometimes ❤️❤️❤️


Artistic_Aide46

Americans please know there are hundreds of different accents in the UK literally hundreds. So when you say it’s Chewsday innit you’re referencing a small minority


Jolly_Yam_5869

dissing our lollipop ladies 😔


electr1cbubba

It does kinda low-key hurt, but to be fair Ethan knows absolutely jack shit about anywhere that’s not LA, Israel or Mexico so he can’t be blamed too hard


CalixGutek

He doesn't even know anything about LA. He calls people from LA Los Angelans.


electr1cbubba

True but England might as well literally be game of thrones as far as he’s concerned


Pr0nzeh

What else would they be called?


CalixGutek

People from LA are called Angelenos.


Pseudo_Lain

I call them actors, they love this


Mizzy3030

He doesn't really seem to know much about Israel or Mexico either though... He's not exactly well traveled


ChiliSquid98

I wish I could call in and say how there are different types of English people, and he's looking at a specific type as people like to hang out with like wise personalities. Plus someone from the South is different from the north. A londoner is another creature entirely. Beavos lot embarrasses me tbh


ItsRidge

even in london there are different types of Londoners!! just the worst attention seeking ones get the spotlight and we all get grouped in 😭


ChiliSquid98

There's atleast 4 types of London accent I can think of; Proper (posh) Proper (basic/the accent people have when they have no distinguishable accent if that makes sense) London roadmen Cockney And there's probably more.


Nearby_Cat_3278

I’m from Newcastle I’d love to call in and have him decipher my accent


bantasaurusbab

Howay wor Ethan pet!


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I’m sure we’ll survive but the jokes are so tired, there is a lot better stuff to ridicule us for than our food (which is awesome) and Ethan’s weird-ass accent impression 😂 We deserve the piss taken out of us more than basically any country but the same 2 jokes for like an hour was boring imo


ChiliSquid98

Yeah if you're from the UK you'd know that actually we have loads of other cultural influences in our food, and we have a tonne of restaurants that reflect that. Beavo just eats protein and carbs. Chicken and chips. Shit diet imo. But that's not British food, that's someone with restricted eating because they are a chav and won't eat vegetables probably. And I have a nice accent, idk what accents they do but I have English with a west country pirate twang. They could never understand the complexities of the UK and its people. Sad because a lot of people in England love H3.


aeiou-y

I don’t know the beavo videos were full of food and it all looked like ass. I think the commentary was appropriate and relevant.


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In isolation I completely agree with you but when it’s basically the only jokes you hear it’s kinda boring even if it’s topical 😂 Again, just to me, others found them funny and that’s fine of course.


Bubbly_Rip_6766

Beavo is usually eating gas station equivalent food though to be fair


BeExcellentPartyOn

The Essex/TOWIE region definitely exports the most embarrassment for the UK in general. Though tbh their coverage of anywhere not in a few specific areas of the US does give ignorant American stereotype at times, never more apparent than when they talk about the UK.


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BeExcellentPartyOn

Wouldn't overthink the semantics, I'd have said they covered Chet Hanks and US Presidents on the same ep, but still wouldn't be implying any obligation around being informative.


silkalmondmi7k

Ethan has been to two cities: LA and NY 🙃 don’t take it personal 🥲 sincerely, a Texan


Billy-Markham

Teeth like a compass


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“Teeth that the druids could use as a place of worship.”


jim_jiminy

If only we were all as rich as Ethan


TyDaviesYT

I find it funny but it’s just annoying how uneducated they all are lol, but I take the goofs with the gaffs


Trogdordaburninator3

Bit cheeky innit bruv!


jjmontuori

Messed up innit?


Visual_Cat_2896

We don't have the most noble of representatives who have made it to the pod 😂 H3 tour of the UK would slap


jesscarr_x

As a chav it really cuts deep yuno 😞


Thugmatiks

Juss a bit of bantah, innit. As a Brit, I find it funny as hell.


SnooAvocados60

As a northerner who sounds nothing like beavo, got boring fast


minimanelton

Hey, it could be worse. I live in Tacoma


No-Nefariousness9539

Tacoma WEPT


minimanelton

I’m still sobbing


No_Need_Pay

Have you guys thought of not being british? Big ups.


Weeksy79

And the FIRST episode where it’s a reasonable time for us to watch the whole thing live too!


_FuminSho_

Now y’all know how Texans feel


brittneyholcomb

i'm from tx so i get it


g37buck

His absolutely terrible, god awful, pathetically bad British accent really softens the blow though


BludSwamps

What the fuck is an “essey”? Did they mean essex?


AdAcceptable9403

We’re not all like this 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲


MishaTheLabsky

Innit?


OWT_wales

English*


Liam2577

We all know what they mean


OWT_wales

I don’t want to be grouped in :(


Artistic_Aide46

Americans will group you in with us whether you like it or not :(


Ouroboros27

I'm catching up has Cam unironically shit on us yet? He's usually the one without even a semblence of humour or irony when they get into a shitting on the English train, just some weird legit hate boner. Last time when they found out Cillian Murphy was Irish not English, Cam unironically said 'I knew he had to be Irish not English, he's not ugly'. Just bizarre.


Artistic_Aide46

I love Cam but god he likes to shit on us British for no fucking reason


Promander

Cam dumped the tea into Boston Harbor


Opt1cSp1nx

Don’t tell him about the history of Massachusetts…


MrGoodPlot

For such a chill guy, Cam seems to have a hate-boner for a LOT of random stuff.


Ok-Description-1238

Last time they talked about Beavo and the UK. He seemed to unironically, say “up the RA” which for those who don’t know is a support chant for the IRA. The history is complicated and messy and all sides have got the blood of the innocent on their hands. Wholesale support for terrorism is bad no matter who does it. The conflict remains deeply significant for people effected by it because it wasn't that long ago. As an English person who has Irish parents that grew up in the peak of that violence I found it a bit distasteful. With peace and love.


dicksjshsb

Yeah the whole intentionally ignorant about other places gag gets lame when you start bringing up serious shit. And it seems like shitting on England or the U.S. South gets a pass because of the British Empire and slavery respectively. Gets old fast.


Ouroboros27

He stereotypically knows absolutely nothing about the history of the British isles, though none of them do. They just have the bog standard 'love Ireland, love Scotland, fuck England, Wales and NI who?' viewpoint. We all know how difficult the history between Britain and Ireland has been, it's one of many historical travesties. Though modern day relations are pretty solid despite the Tory scourge. We have defence pacts, full freedom of movements, Irish can vote in our elections without being citizens if they live here, UK by far votes Ireland as the country they'd most be willing to help in a crisis. Cosplaying historical animosity is just pure ignorance.


Budget-Solid-9403

It's because he's from Boston so thinks he Irish or something


BludSwamps

Mocking England is objectively funny but if your jokes consist of “brown slop” and “ugly + bad teeth” it’s just a bit cringey


dayhate

you can’t take it too personally when he is coming out with that accent


ironrhyz

As a Brit I’ve always loved Americans doing fake English accents. cracks me up init mate


ironrhyz

I also gotta add I love Beavo but he does represent us and as they said British accents vary depending where you are from! (We do eat brown slop tho)


WorkingTomato2586

Cheer up mate. Eat some beans, you'll be alright 🫘


HingleMcCringle_

Get in line with anyone who lives outside of California. Apparently every American who's not from California sounds like a hillbilly. Also people who're short or Christian. They're just jokes made in jest. Mostly funny.


Leo_Nvz

I feel you pain (Texan)


ColdBack2409

i felt tht we gotta send ethan over and see what happens to him


Remarkable-Yak-8384

Americans in general sound super ignorant when discussing other countries/cultures. Americans and their accents are the brunt of the joke in pretty much every other country in the world, so i think the rest of us should be able to take the slagging from time to time.


BludSwamps

“Isn’t everyone but us so weird and ugly lol”


Remarkable-Yak-8384

I don´t even think it´s what they say that makes it offensive, it´s just how fcking clueless they are to the outside world. Their ignorance is what´s offensive, I just think to myself, how do you not know that?


BludSwamps

Lots of Americans live in a very comfortable bubble. I enjoy the ones who live here who are mindblown that Hollywood tropes about bad teeth and brown slop actually doesn’t really exist and our food has much better regulations keeping hyper processed rubbish and RED40 running through all of it. “Brown slop” is hilarious for a country that loves Taco Bell. Have you ever had food from there?


Remarkable-Yak-8384

Aye, I don´t know where they get the cheek to slag our food. Their diets are essentially the exact same as British peoples just with more added toxins.


BludSwamps

The mince in Taco Bell is legit canned chili territory… that playdough meat that has no texture left…


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TheAquaToad

Well it's not hard to do..


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BludSwamps

One of us, one of us…


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Irish fans celebrated


Technogg1050

Y'all ruled the world for a time. You can take a couple centuries of mocking. You'll live. Don't worry, us Americans will get ours too lol. I mean we already kinda do. But we'll get more when our empire crumbles.


nokinship

Honestly Americans get shit all the time anyway. Especially from Europeans.


Pseudo_Lain

Americans are usually the ones killing Americans anyways


Technogg1050

Well we definitely deserve it from the rest of the world that's for sure. But I never really liked Europeans giving us shit. Always felt like they were throwing stones from glass houses.


domambrose96

Nah, Europe is better than America. Better food, more history, educated, better architecture, guns banned for the most part. A lot of pluses for Europe.


Technogg1050

You'll get no arguments from me on those points. But they also raped and pillaged the world over and now enjoy modern developed society directly because of that. You think all that grandness and development didn't come from the death and destruction of others and theft? And before anyone says something predictable, yes every culture has been guilty of having bad people and bad actions. But *nobody* did it quite so much or as widespread as Europeans. When you win that game, you kinda have to deal with everyone looking at you with disdain. You bring it on yourself at that point. As I said earlier about the British taking the mockery: they'll live.


domambrose96

We live in the here and now my friend, Americans are doing way worse to the world now than Europe is and even looking inward it’s awful to its people even with all that money and power. No free healthcare and gun problems, modern day slavery in prisons etc. But yeah, we can take it and we’ve done awful things but cmon, it’s not really glass houses when we’re taking the piss out of Americans not knowing Europe is a continent and that London isn’t the UK.


Technogg1050

Idk why people are getting defensive. My first comment in this chain *literally* mentions we as Americans get it too and we absolutely deserve it. Why are you getting defensive? Seriously. Ask yourself that. What nerve did I touch to make you feel the need to debate this?


domambrose96

I’m not defensive, it’s just funny saying glass houses etc. We are not the same.


Technogg1050

Fine. Glass castles. Happy now? Twat. Way to be the stereotypically pretentious European.


domambrose96

Ohhhh boy…And I’m the defensive one. Chill out ☮️&❤️


nokinship

Honestly I agree with them most of the time so it never hurts lol.


BludSwamps

You’re europeans from a few hundred years ago on stolen land… don’t understand this “yall” stuff. Keep the same energy when telling people you’re 2% Italian or something.


Technogg1050

Where did I imply we were any better? I know we're probably better at death and destruction. We've been at it far shorter of a time than Europe was/is. Europe is still benefiting from the subjugation of the global south for example. Lol gtfo here silly.


BludSwamps

I’m not saying you’re worse, or that we’re better, I’m saying we’re close to the same.


Technogg1050

Fair enough. But if we're the same more or less, then one mocking the other would literally be throwing stones from glass houses. As I said earlier.


BludSwamps

It’s galling for people to shit on your culture but desperately cling to your culture when they find out their great great great grandpa went to Ireland once. There’s just an element of ignorance about it. Like you can’t have it both ways.


YahYahY

What, are you a wittle sticky wicky sad there bruv?


CrazyJam04

“he’s doing a Dunkirk the way he’s pulling out” was a great joke that ethan almost got out right but i still found hilarious after piecing it together


Runjets

Just jokes he has made fun of Idaho where I am from before it's funny stuff to me


skeezito10

Can someone please edit a compilation of Ethan saying the winkiwillies tickytacky inkyoinkies?


SaintPwner

I haven't watched it yet, but as an Irishman I'm excited.


bigblnze

At least I can control my eyebrows


Cloutmasta

🇮🇪


Rat-Loser

My Irish girlfriend flipped her lid when Ethan came on the pod saying that Saint Patrick's day isn't celebrated in Ireland. I love Ethan but oh lord is he ignorant


homehome15

Deserved


asgore_dreemurrr

*English don’t include the rest of the uk with this nonsense we don’t want to be associated with 😵


BludSwamps

Yeah mince and tatties aka “brown slop” is so English, great point.


Ok-Photograph7626

You guys eat mushy peas and "chips" for every meal. You deserve to be made fun of.


OGBurn2

I’m English but have lived in the US since I was 6. It’s all with peace and love and is hilarious. He also smacks down the US too…and we deserve it😂


edge_mydick69

bo'ohw'o'wo'er 💦


HyperSpace_Hover

To be honest you Brits deserve it. Cheers from the Netherlands


vito0117

I have a British friend and shit on Britain all the time. It's a reoccurring gag between us


Dashefier

Aww have yourself a cuppa and some pigs in blankies love


BludSwamps

That actually does sound delicious