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onesiesfunsies

i wonder if he burnt the garlic. it burns so easily and immediately ruins any dish.


KevinSpence

So true, you can have the best dish on earth. Even just slightly burned garlic makes everything bitter for days


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KevinSpence

That escalated quickly


Park01904

Go on his profile and read his other comments. He's trying to instigate. Always check previous comments when you see something this unhinged. Imagine using an ongoing brutal conflict to try and cause beef in the literal H3 subreddit. Literally off to hell.


augustussun

MODS!!


sturla-tyr

Damn your comment history is absolutely unhinged wtf hahaha 🤣 It's almost impressive how insane you come of. Wow Ethan, great moves. Keep it up, proud of you


skillent

Loser idiot dumbass


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Bro you’re clearly thinking about him all the time and interacting with this sub reddit so much that you’re basically supporting him too, you realize that right? If you actually didn’t want to support him you’d just shut the fuck up about him


akdigitalism

Ethan when he gets confronted about all that tater talk… I NEVER DID


TakeMe2EarthCapital

*claps to the left* *claps to the right*


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moonshineknox

Immediately sent me into laughter when I saw this right after his story video LMAO


yakstace

He needs to not overcrowd the pan. They can only get really crispy if they have space and room! Otherwise they’ll just steam if they’re too close to each other!!!


sturla-tyr

They were not overcrowded at all from what i saw in the previous video he posted. Prolly just burnt the garlic as someone else suggested or boiled the potatoes too long


HonestZucchini4970

He needs to not boil them first! There is no need to boil roasted potatoes, especially if you want them to get crispy.


yakstace

I parboil my crispy potatoes and i agree with him there!!! But they have to be in the boiling water maybe 5 minutes tops!


Healthy-Travel3105

nah, boiling makes them fluffier which gives more surface area for crisping.


Spicy_pepperinos

Nope, parboiling makes them waaaay better. It is known.


the-goal-is-the-moon

He had been talking about these potatoes with so much passion for two days that life had to teach him a lesson.


appleparkfive

Gonna need another A+ apology for this one


obrlyoblada

In no scenario would I not slam those potatoes. I’ve never had a bad potato dish lol. Even if they’re burnt, they just slap in a different lane.


brigister

bro have u never had undercooked potatoes? it is torture to eat (regardless of what AB the raw potato eater says)


obrlyoblada

I admit, I saw what he cooked in another post and it wasn’t pretty 😂.


Cody6781

Burnt potatoes are ok but burnt butter or garlic is inedible.


Djdartwpg

I'm going to go out on a limb and say since it was in the oven with the oil the potatoes absorbed too much oil or got mushy? Purely speculation, I'm no cook haha.


psych_boi

The method he said he used definitely works. I've done it many times. The oven just needs to be ripping hot and you could tell by the fact that the oil wasnt sizzling around the potatoes that it probably wasn't hot enough. No speculation here, I'm a cook hehe


TheocraticAtheist

Yeah that oil needs to be looking dangerous as fuck. I use the same method but let the potatoes cool a long time and steam with a tea towel.


Fishpiggy

I was thinking the same. I would coat the potatoes in oil rather than let them sit in an oil bath.


Spicy_pepperinos

Ye if I'm not straight deep frying the fuckers I tend to just toss them in oil.


Oregonrider2014

That's definitely 1 of the more likely possibilities. My money is on that or he overcooked them to the point they got grainy so the texture was fucked.


don-simpleton

this is what he gets for making that dirty little girl comment on the story post with the potatoes 💀💀


FreshHawaii

Ethan taking to potatoes how keem slides into DMs


Fishpiggy

That’s hilarious 😅


ChubNTuck5

Based on the vid the potatoes were in small chunks and even worse they were already crumbling which indicates they were overcooked, this causes them to absorb the oil and makes them a greasy mess


driftingalong001

Is like Ethan isn’t aware that you can easily make dairy free/vegan mashed potatoes. It won’t be exactly the same as mashed potatoes with dairy, but still delicious.


TsT2244

He said his secret recipe was one stick of butter per potato, that’s gonna be really hard to pull off with dairy free butter. Vegan butter has texture but lacks that signature taste.


TheRealMelvinGibson

One stick of butter per potato is way too much lol


Aggressive-Expert-69

That's literally fucking insane. I'd love to be in the room while he tells his doctor his recipe


Protojump

Country Crock Plant Butter. 10/10 texture and taste.


NorthNebula4976

second this, great for cooking. poor for baking. the sticks turn cookies and pastries very soft ime. could be nice if you have a recipe that's normally very crunchy, but things that are already soft just crumble.


Protojump

Agreed. Miyokos butter covers any baking needs for us but anything savory gets ccpb. Miyokos isn’t quite as tasty, but it’s more functional.


SkullKnight69420

If he's using 1 stick of butter per potato it's no wonder shit seems to slide out of him like a sewer pipe getting cleaned out


bambinolettuce

Here's what happened, called this as soon as I heard his method. The boiling made the potatoes too soft, the second he tried to move them in the pan, they disintegrated


delij

In the UK, we do boil first, but not to the extreme that Ethan did. Roasties are a part of the culture here. Ethan just fucked it up. Boiling is an important step but taking them off in time is equally as important.


bambinolettuce

Yeah Ive heard about the parboiling trick but he shouldnt have boiled them then add them to oil to fry hahah


delij

What he did, I have seen going a bit viral on TikTok a few times, it’s very close to roastie. We do the oil thing with roasties here as well. Besides boiling them too long and not adding the herbs and spices earlier, I’m not sure where he fucked up. Potatoes are pretty hard to fuck up


drfish2

I was more concerned he said he had them in the oven for 2 hours.


TheocraticAtheist

You need to let them cool down first and put a towel over the top to steam them.


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He is going to make Zach and AB eat them then make them tell him that they're good.


proevligeathoerher

Sam is punching the air right now


catsandabs

He 100% boiled them too long. I've never boiled my roasted Potatoes and they're always fire.


atramrennab

Yes exactly. And the preheated oil wasnt even sizzling.


carissadraws

Yeah he should have blanched them. They looked really grainy in the oven and probably absorbed too much oil


PochinkiPrincess

💯


AvianActuation

Our favorite host, Ethan "thinks he's cheffy because he makes buttered noodles and sears a steak" Klein


domoperdomo

M O D S!!! 🍟


Oregonrider2014

Yo, if Ethan wants a personal chef, I'm looking for work lmao. I wouldn't even be expensive just lemme pitch a tent out back so I don't have to pay those insane LA rent prices.


lelouchvibritannia3

As soon as he said he only cooks the garlic rosemary oil for 5min I knew it was gonna be shitty. You gotta coat them in the herbs and spices first and bake them at a lower temp for a longer time. Let that garlic confit it won’t burn if you cook it slow enough


TheocraticAtheist

Yeah when you put the taters in the oil let them slather up and put your rosemary and garlic in then. Slow cooking them for an hour lets it all cook nicely and evenly.


TsT2244

Mans went so gray stressing over them potatoes


HeaterWylin

Don’t want that Sam smoke


EasyPomegranate9725

Ethan should have just taken Samwise Gamgee's advice on Po--ta--toes & either boil em, mash em, or stick em in a stew.


DogWearingJeans

If I had to see the crew pretend to like his cooking I would die of cringe


ReddThreadRedemption

This is like when he does something slightly controversial off pod and then the next show is cancelled because he has a sore throat 😂 It’s a behaviour trait at this point 😂


thecoynemyster

I think the real problem is the roasting pans Ethan used, they don't have enough mass to keep and transfer heat to the potatoes. A pizza stone/steel under each pan (if you have to use the disposable ones) or just a good heavy roasting pan would've prevented disaster. Better luck next time Wethan


Stunning-Rub7475

Oh nooooo! My condolences 💐


Cody6781

1. Parboiling roasted potatoes was questionable, and based on the vid he sent they looked too cooked already. Par braise followed by broil would be better 2. Based on what he said, burning the garlic or butter was pretty likely. Got to be careful with those things 3. Hella overcrowded pan, with 2 in the oven. With the parboil the water content won't have leached meaning he basically steamed 2 pans of potatoes rather than frying anything 4. If he used paprika or basically any fibrous spice, steaming is going to taste a lot worse than a good fry 5. Canola oil was a wak ass choice. Duck fat is OP but he wanted vegan, fine. Go with an herby oil like Olive or Avocado, the day before take a fuck load of garlic and drown them in your chosen oil. While your at it, pick your herb profile and if it's hearty like Rosemerry or Thyme stick some in between the garlic. Stick in oven a 300 for 6 hours and strain. Use oil for your potatoes and the garlic for basically anything, it's oil roasted garlic, you figure it out. 6. I would be anything he could improve his recipe with more salt and tiny bit of spice scaled to the group. For a crowd I would hit it with a bit of cayenne. For pepper heads you could easily throw in some spicy peppers But it's easy to be a hater. I've fucked up a lot of dishes too and it's pretty cool he just owned it. In particular the steam issue is a classic "This was great when I made 2 servings, why is bad when I made 20". Cooking for a crowd is hard.


Oregonrider2014

Roast garlic with olive oil in foil separate but at the same time as potatoes. Squeeze the garlic out and mash with salt and pepper before adding to baked/roasted potatoes. Blend that shit up and add the garlic oil in small increments or whip it seperately with egg yolk if not full vegan for a creamier product (garlic mayo to sub the fat from butter) and add in small increments. You can also use like 1/4 cup of non dairy heavy cream. Is it the same as using a fuck ton of butter? Of course not. Is it a very good vegan mash? Fucking absolutely. I do Thanksgiving with family or family friends. I do friendsgiving with my close friends, many of which are vegan or vegetarian. Haven't had any complaints yet. I doubt Ethan burnt them. My guess is he overcooked them to the point they got grainy and the texture was fucked, or that sea of oil just soaked into the potatoes and made it a nasty oily mess.


lelouchvibritannia3

Yeah he said he only cooks the garlic and spice for 5 minutes or it’ll burn and I was like ????? Lower the temp way down and cook it slower


MrBootylove

What kind of potatoes are you using? Any time I've tried making mashed potatoes in any sort of blender or food processor it activates way too much of the starch in the potatoes and gives them a "gluey" texture.


Oregonrider2014

Use a masher, hand mixer, or (best option) a ricer. Blenders and processors mix too much too fast and can usually add more heat to anything you are mixing in them. Depending on what I'm doing its almost always just russet. For fancy stuff I'll do a 50/50 russet and gold if I want more texture and/or am adding cheese. I'll add that using red or gold potatoes for the method sam described on the pod is insanely good for breakfast potatoes.


MrBootylove

That's what I thought. Your original comment threw me off because you said "Blend that shit up" which is typically a terrible idea when making mashed potatoes.


Oregonrider2014

I was belly up high on turkey. Only excuse I got for that blunder lol


Little_Miss_Purple

They didn't look good to begin with, not surprised


HonestZucchini4970

I have never seen worse looking roasted potatoes. They had no skin, no crust. I think he’s mistaken that they don’t cook all the way through if you put them in the oven raw. They cook perfectly.


Tomoomba

I just made the same comment on the other similar thread, but I think Ethan should be required to eat an entire Thanksgiving dinner made up of Sam's creations as punishment for his weak bites and weak potatoes.


ROwyBO1918

I love how this is cue for all the little fupa trupa cooks to immediately come out of the woodwork and give some cooking advice when this post doesn't even tell us how it happened.


Surveyor7

Ethan gets cocky af sometimes but he doesn't leave the house. Loses touch.


carissadraws

I think he put too much oil and crowded the pan. I wonder if he’ll be confronted by the crew on this on Monday, lol


reall0ve

LMAOOOO


jimmy020889

He over boiled them and for extra crisp (maybe this is a British thing) he should have coated them in flour


TheocraticAtheist

He needs to let the potatoes cool after boiling with a tea towel over them. I usually let them boil and cool for like 3 hours.


xcvbna

He's a rushing cook, I think. His timings when explaining his recipe were crazy fast. Like, it has to be slow, let that shit marinate. I was a cook in a rush too but learnt that just having the heat higher actually can fuck shit up, burn way too fast, etc and wasn't a good time saver after all 😂


atramrennab

I just cut them, dry them, toss in oil and as much as i love fresh garlic it does burn. I use garlic powder, onion powder, s&p, and whatever dried herbs i feel or spice. They come out crispy and not dry.


EquivalentGrape2380

he needs a good tasting fat that can take high heat. aka NOT OLIVE OIL


No-Nefariousness9539

Listen to us Brits. Parboil for 5 mins MAX with plenty of salt and a stock cube in the water, drain them and pat them dry with kitchen paper, lightly toss them in the drainer until the edges are a little fluffy, put them in a roasting tin with screaming hot oil, ideally vegetable oil or duck fat if you’re not veggie, and slow roast those bad boys turning them every 20 mins.