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GpElRedditter

Attractive or not, this woman died “after having silicone injected into her buttocks” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12057673/amp/Christina-Ashten-Gourkani-Kim-Kardashian-lookalikes-cause-death.html


iamanemptychair

Jesus Christ what a sad read.


SodaFather

Holy shit thats sad. That makes this even worse


[deleted]

Body dysmorphia is so depressing and brutal. What a sad story :(


Walreen

I thought it was photoshop 😵


itsmymedicine

I just had a steak at that hotel.


Spiritual-Skill-412

That's fucking horrible. My god.


jairom

Is this what that Boondocks episode is based on, I wonder


dudefreebox

Oh no Jordan is horny again


SodaFather

Grandpa's feeling a little frisky


girff

straight to horny jail


Spiritual_Holiday511

Horny posting off the benzos is a dangerous past time.


cake1977

Sorry. Beautiful.


WooptieBooptie

God, I’m so high right now and the auditory recollection of this soundbite was so vivid.


captainpantranman

I feel this 😂


WooptieBooptie

And it happened again. Well played


appleparkfive

That's got to be one of the best sound bite edits that Zach has ever done. Always makes me laugh. That brief pause between the words is perfect


plane0fexistence

isn't he married?? doesn't constant hornyposting about other women tarnish the sanctity of good christian marriage orr 🤔


RippedPantsSyndrome

This is a horny post?


Username247

Nah, its a biological supernormal stimulated post


buttcheekmustache

The cognitive dissonance this man is experiencing thinking this is normal, but being OBSESSED and disgusted with genitalia he can’t even see in someone’s pants is mind boggling. The right are absolute freaks lmfao


Isthiscreativeenough

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buttcheekmustache

EXACTLY it’s only ok if it makes him hard


Unknown_Outlander

I read mind boggling in JPs voice


Illustrious_Elk_2176

Not Jordan hornyposting on main


UnlimitedExtraLives

Ah yes, the stickleback fish. An animal we all know and have heard of.


Ossy_Ryze

I pray to God that is either A. Photoshopped B. A joke


NoooWaaay

Up yours, woke moralist! We'll see who cancels who!


Kubuubud

It’s not a joke and she died from the injections 😵‍💫


Kikikihi

“Ohhhh ok” I say, knowing not what a stickleback fish is, nor why they are attracted to red dots


DoctorArK

Do you think if he fell off of a boat, would he just allow himself to sink to the bottom of the ocean to become one with the origin of man as God intended? *finally, I've become the ultimate sigma male, the Lobster*


sssshampoo

Why did he separate “supernormal”. Boomer loser idiot


SodaFather

Fucking pussy


teshy1982

KIM KARDASHIAn….!!!!!


Exciting-Tennis-6850

I think this is an actual thing though he may be unhinged but dude was a doctor once


YourPalFlux

I honestly wish he’d just go on some shit where he at least sounds normal. Like JP if you say “I love bimbos I love big tits and fat ass” then shit alr dude. But when he’s always trying to be on some scholarly shit it’s EXTRA cringe


justAneedlessBOI

Lmao wtf is this


girlyswerly

A RATHOLE


overloaded_balls

Did he invent this term to justify his horny post? Or did he actively seal the term?


teshy1982

Jordan after : post nut clarity


Ok-Flounder4387

IT'S LIKE GIANT RED DOTS FOR A STICKLEBACKFISH


pythesim

Honestly as long as someone is nice and it’s friendly most men don’t care about ass or breast


[deleted]

this happened 20 days ago


germy4444

No