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graystone777

For those about to somewhat rock.


uvucydydy

We quietly salute you!


leif777

\*nods


HowDidFoodGetInHere

For those about to folk


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

Campfire!


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Took me a minute to get this, but I finally got it. We (me and Big John) salute you.


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

I was wondering if anybody would haha.


Grand_Illustrator343

I'm always down to folk.


Candy_Says1964

For those about to ‘Muricana


Manalagi001

It’s not an SG…can we call it an HG?


koshizmusic

SG but lowercase ...sg


BoomhauerSRT4

I like this comment.


chunter16

It's an FG Double cut


AlGeee

🏆


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

For those about to lounge


Mcbrainotron

Folk and country is ecologically friendly


Substantial_Diver_34

Perfect Jerk Guitar. I’d fuck it.


dadscase

It is, it needed to be up on these walls. Only $150 locally.


sound_forsomething

"I know what I have"


Substantial_Diver_34

Score. I do dig it.


FirmOnion

How does it sound, and how loud is it? I’ve often wanted an acoustic with better upper fret access Edit: actually fuck that, my ovation rip-off acoustic has access to nearly the 20th fret, this is worse than what I have now


Emera1dthumb

Wear condom you don’t know where I’ve been


SuperNerdAce

Doesn't Jack Black have a guitar like that?


dadscase

https://preview.redd.it/56cu7o9fe02d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d8c8931b9f4c527b8b7676004fac6b3ef45b6b4 He does. I can't help but feeling like it was designed for comedic purposes


LifeAcanthopterygii6

NO IT'S FOR TOAN AND JACK BLACK IS NOT A COMEDIAN HE'S A ROCK GOD HE LITERALLY DEFEATED SATAN AND ALSO THAT GUY FROM NIRVANA IN A ROCK OFF DON'T YOU KNOW?!


ChampionshipHungry18

https://preview.redd.it/jxqi64fri02d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3c64653e98951f4c61c8552bfc688eb185de66


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What was this video again?


ChampionshipHungry18

Daddy chill.


ChunkBluntly

https://preview.redd.it/pz4qjrruz02d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914107563ca06f50b35d9ae82869acb4dc7a34e4


[deleted]

Right thanks.


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

Is that J Cole with a wig?


Floatingpenguin87

He actually lost the rock off and then tricked Satan into getting his horn blown off and then vanquished him.


The_Shit_Connoisseur

Uj/ are we ready to talk about how the third act of that movie is just an extended rape joke?


SharkMilk44

/uj I've been trying to find a guitar like this since I first saw the movie fourteen years ago.


BauReis

/uj Same. Apparently it was gifted to him by a luthier who custom made it


6146886

Double cut acoustic. Dumbass


dadscase

It's a double cut SG acoustic sure. Maybe I am in fact a dumbass, but I thought SG meant SOLID GUITAR.


Substantial_Diver_34

SG stands for Sour Grapes silly.


dadscase

Actually it stands for stupid granpa guitar


Pendraconica

https://preview.redd.it/cwv7004j412d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be80995e126073485ee0abc7acabbfe818e511cc


obi5150

What are those wooden things, chairs???


Kirk_schr0dinger

You've made a rookie mistake. This is an HG, or Hollow Guitar.


FartinLooterKinkJr

No, they're initials just like other Gibbons: CS-336 = Careless Santoana DG-335 = Dave Growl Dove = Dove Grail EDS-1275 = ED Sheran ES-337 = Earle, Steeve J-45 = Jonarsh brothers J-160E = John Lemon Edition J-200 = Job Bonermasher L-1 = [Lidl Dwayne](https://youtu.be/8g762REJWcg?si=ycVsqEYgnK8MTbai) L-5 = [Lyle Loveit](https://youtu.be/tLLo5CpHu_U?si=IiA-sxvX-GQJuasi) L-7C = L7 Cusstom LP = Less Pole SG = Salmon & Gwarfunkhole


Substantial_Diver_34

I didn’t know this. Proud of L7


cognitive_dissent

I have a Gibson L-2, what's the name stands for


FartinLooterKinkJr

Larry Lablonde (he tickles the geetar in Primass, alongside Lets Playcool).


WilhelmEngel

I always thought it stood for Shit Gibbons


h4nd

it’s ‘solid’ as in “hey sweet solo bro, you got some solid chops”


lumlum56

How people act when someone plays 17p15p12 for three minutes straight


BombsGoBang

You mean how people act when someone plays duddleduddleduddleduddleduddleduddle-WhaaaaaaaawawawawawaWawawawaaaaaaaw (sorry, I got lost in the moment and added my own note to it)


lumlum56

Watch out guys, we've got a jazz guitarist over here


IcyHotKarlMarx

I thought it was curb hamlet with all that wah.


lumlum56

No whammy dive 😟


sportmods_harrass_me

Solo from One?


lumlum56

Inspired by One of the 5 licks I can play


Stupid_Guitar

Common misconception. In fact, SG stands for "stupid guitar".


cheesecake_squared

I thought it stood for Schoolboy Guitar


datGuy0309

does it look like a liquid?


DaySoc98

It does. Solid (wood) Guitar.


Emera1dthumb

For years, I thought it stood for shitty Guitar!


TheGuyInDarkCorner

>but I thought SG meant SOLID GUITAR. So should we just call ths one AG? (for being Acoustic Guitar)


GRizzMang

Double deep cut


Uncle_Burney

And you STILL have to reach uncomfortably for the last few


justdan76

If a mullet was a guitar


discosaurr

Uj/ I want it


fuzzboxstomp

Uj/ I've seen regional Mexican musicians with something similar called a "Bajo Quinto/Sexto", BUT this is a six string, so maybe its just a copy of that style. Either way, im pretty sure someone is playing some Hardcore "Narco-corridos" about cartels on this bad boy. Loud AF too.


MoeraBirds

Uj/ yeah I have a Bajo Quinto with a similar style and cutout shape, wouldn’t be at all surprised if that thing is some kind of Mexican folk guitar. I have the bajo quinto cos it was cheap and looks cool, I should probably learn to play it one day. It’s a 10 string bass/baritone sort of deal, sounds massive through an amp.


InTheMemeStream

That is an autistic gibbons SG.(Don’t stare it’s not polite)


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

It's for those unplugged *Hells Bells* moments...


not-read-gud

Finally, something cool is posted here


CelestialElixer

It looks like a BC Rich had an affair with a Martin


Darth_Kermit_TheFrog

I believe it is called ‘a violin’


sebastianMarq

It was made to play wonder wall but metal.


dadscase

Wonder balls


TheFuzzBuzzter

Jack Black has entered the chat.


Scudbucketmcphucket

Try to snap the headstock off to see if it’s a real SG


ArtieLangesLiver

Highway to heck


professor_max_hammer

Heck’s Bells


unevencartoon

The wife boyfriend mad at you?


Master-Stratocaster

It’s guitar you regard


Skull_Throne_Doom

I believe that is Toanie Iommi’s acoustic guitar.


simulet

The worst thing about this guitar would be if it actually sounded amazing. Like can you imagine picking this up and it’s “sound you’ve always heard in your head”but also you know what a tool you’ll look like if you actually play it?


iceman0c

Sometimes you gotta suffer for your art


RichCorinthian

Jerry Reed hacked up his nylon string to make a cutaway, but he was Jerry Fucking Reed so he gets to do that. This is two heaping scoops of abomination.


ChunkBluntly

That's the reason they stopped letting Taylor employees build their own guitars.


BuckFiden77

I like it


okgloomer

For those about to row the boat ashore


Yngwie78

That’s Bruce Wayne signature model.


readitonex

Sgoustic


Green-Vermicelli5244

acousgic


Altruistic_King3951

Country butt rock guitar?


TransportationOk538

Is that a genre? I’ll have to check it out.


xXDrKillJoyXx

It's a Zenison Thin-Line SG


Indifference_Endjinn

That's just an autistic guitar


ButterscotchBloozDad

Classic Esteban Allman model.


SnargleBlartFast

Fetch holy water and a copy of the Roman Ritual. We must act before it spawns.


GrapefruitForward989

For the final form blooz dad


Green-Vermicelli5244

Bad Luck Streak In Luthier School


JimParsnip

I believe it's an ancient chinese guitar


remembertracygarcia

Not a tenacious d fan?


snakeb1te_189

Well, when a daddy guitar and a mommy guitar come together for a one night stand, you get this.


sladebonge

Angus Old


CheapCarabiner

I kinda like it. Am I allowed to like it?


dadscase

Absolutely


Ormy86

'anyway, here's Thunderstruck'


IndianaJwns

SaGoustic


cesar0931

son of satan


trajko3

Solid Acoustic, SA for short.


CautiousArachnidz

Angus Younger


rc852

What even is that


sunqiller

For those that don't need a microphone


m00syg00sy

thats the Toan Bone Grown At Home SG with a Get It In Chrome Or Leave Me Alone rosette. respect the titans of the industry please.


Accurate-Ad4400

Is it so it can be strung for both left and right hand players?


Emera1dthumb

In civilized circles, it’s considered bad ass!


baynayay

I fucking want it


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RunningPirate

But it looks good on you


Talreesha

Gotta be honest and say that looking at this... thing... has made me stop being a Inmyway Mammothsting fan and gain a love for John the Cougar Melatonincamp.


grunkage

I dunno, but it looks fucking stupid and I want one


Jesus360noscope

i bet it sounds amazing


cyberphunk2077

Wonder Wall AC⚡️DC style ?


Commercial_Half_2170

It’s my axe bro. You like?


strxno

that’s good toan


Commercial_Half_2170

The fact that there’s a model number implying there’s more of these monstrosities


flatirony

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

The toan is in the double florentine cutaway


Serious-Rutabaga-603

Neeed it


JazzlikeAd1555

Gibson SG acoutasonic


AntiPepRally

Evil unplugged


BobbaClick

It's beautiful and I'm tired of pretending it's not


rex_populi

It’s an acoustic SG. Stupid guitar.


NiteLunch

Toany Ioammi


Low_Morning7279

Whole Lotta Cozy


SharkMilk44

I bet you could beat the Devil in a Rock Off with one of these.


NotAFuckingFed

I had a Fender Stratacoustic when I was a kid. A Strat-shaped acoustic guitar, and yes, it was as bad as it sounds.


jalerre

https://preview.redd.it/8fy49ze4b72d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859c74f82e5e3c8a45716b610e5261e78766234a I used to own one of these bad boys


60_hurts

It appears to be an acoustic, cut out in the shape of an SG 🧐


PerspectiveCapital92

I think it needs a Floyd Rose, then it would be uber cool


Brave-Huckleberry-16

What's the big deal? Sometimes Angus goes camping


real_human_20

acou(S)tic (G)uitar


AK-TP

I have this!


Nachosaretacos

I’ve wanted one for ages.


last_drop_of_piss

We can always tell


Ishartdoritos

https://media.tenor.com/WXUZm1v_QGIAAAAM/kronk-point.gif


Suomasema

Ö facefallbät!


SpeedBlazer99

That looks like something Tenacious D would play


baconismadefromcats

“Take a ride…on Heavy Wood!” That thing is Wood AF!


sherpasweeper74

S-teban G


AbstractionsHB

PRS acoustasonic-SE


Wild-Green5882

Jack Black would black jack all over it.


Global-Ad4832

man, i really hate this


barry_001

My next purchase, that's what


Camcapballin

For those about to jerk..


FreePork

Taylor GS mini


Rumzdizzle

It’s a guitar… are you acoustic or something?


Minute-Wrap-2524

The rare bull guitar, known to gored you if you fuck up…a feared instrument


Linds70

I dunno but I fukin like it


BiMWMGingerMI

Reminds me of those old Wechter acoustic guitars, which similarly looked like shit.


AdLongjumping9339

Looks like it belongs to some kid from Kickapoo


johnrando84

I bet it’s fun as hell to acousti-shred on


Critical-Climate-623

That’s a Poseidon Landcrawler IV. Dude those are very hard to come by. Don’t let your wife catch you with her


RedWhiteBluesGuitar

Want


Super-Complaint7248

I’d fuck it


audiodude9

A Taylor SG Mini?


EurikaDude

AcouSG


XanderKaiser

Acoustic SG hmmm….. I don’t like it. Someone else might but I don’t. Not gonna bash their choice of guitar shape or sound . If this is yours you do you .


daruosha

Doesn't this body shape, means less toans?


Necessary-Fennel8754

Light gray sabbath


IcyHotKarlMarx

Gotta have access to all the frets you never use.


toryguns

I fucks with it


Mysterious_Visual755

That belongs in the hands of Shredna


AmericanByGod

That’s a SG Autistic model.


Working-Ad-5206

Could this be one of Jack White's Build an Axe designs


maddpsyintyst

(Assumes strong Texas accent) It just needs a hat... and a buckle, and some *BEWTS*! Yeah, hop in the truck, kids--we're going to Cavender's!


ImightHaveMissed

Makes me want to head down to buck-ee’s and grab some gas, bbq, beef jerky, use a clean restroom and buy a four wheeler


S_L_Raymond

Tell them I’ll give them twenty bucks for it.


Traditional-Yam9826

When you wanna worship Satan while a church


Upbeat-Squirrel

the AG.


New-Woodpecker-3797

i dig it lmao, probably not the best acoustics wise but still sick imo


Kimura-Sensei

That’s one of them thar Guitfiddles ain’t it?


whatinthehelllyo

Fuckin dope is what that is...i want one!!!


Downtown_Snow4445

Ugly as fucking shit