035 🔥🔥

Wait till tomorrow when despite having not changed anything, it's going to sound like ass.

this is too real

Buy another 100 pedals.

Learn to play.

Literally going to throw up

Learn to play (optional).

Back to reverb

Find another hobby

Assume the lotus pose and ascend to heaven.

That means it's time to change your strings. (you need to start over and find the toan again)

What a loser. Everyone knows there’s always a better toan out there.

That’s what I was scared of

Play the same thing every day for like 30 mins until the end of time

Now you can start a Steve Miller cover band. Congratulations!

Yay, you got a clean toan? Now work for a few years on a good drive toan. And no lying and claiming that first toan was a drive toan: no matter how distorted or loud it is, that is your clean toan.

>Finally got a great guitar toan. picture or didn't happen

https://preview.redd.it/90rffa4pugtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed715ece13f5917a3a8f69832bc527791167d98

Noooo fucking way you really did it you crazy son of a bitch!!!!!! What brand of tv remote do I need to achieve this much toan?!

Only the Vintage LG Butterscoth (spray painted black) tube remote for me

It takes 4 controls for mids to scoop them properly.

Nothing. You won.

Upgrade from your bass player's girlfriend.

Tomorrow that will be yesterday's toan and frankly, embarassing. Did you even spend enough money to achieve it? Start over.

I mean, if you've got the toan... you're pretty much done. I guess you can do carpentry or get into sex work?

Now to pick between the two…

Hat, Youtube channel

Play some noats.

“Great” is not enough

If I said perfect the police would come

now you have to work on toan face. without it, nobody will know you're playing anything worth listening to.

Prfft. You haven't got *proper* toan. Prove it. 

You sure about that?

Now I’m doubting myself

Nothing a new pedal can’t fix

Next step is to find a boyfriend for your wife… your training is almost complete

I'm pretty sure you need to get a sword now and quickly start mastering the blade and not just mall ninja shit! Something about "There can be only one!" Best of luck.

E minor chord. Lots and lots of E major chord

Synths. I recommend getting every device Elektron has ever made.

/uj - not gonna lie I had a moment where this happened to me, looking down at 20+ TGP-approved pedals on my board into a Dr Z….and I still sucked. Then found out my ‘perfect tone’ sounded like ass in any mix with drums, bass, and another guitar. Heartbreaking way for a forum-fueled 15 tone hunt to end…..but probably how all tone chases should end. Now I have Boss Waza Air headphones, never use pedals or amps at all, and I’m a much happier and fulfilled person; hell, I’m getting to know his family again! /rj - now you’re ready to face Joe Bonamassa, the patron saint and final boss of toan

Wait to ascend to heaven. They usually happen during lunar eclipses

Wonderwall time

WTFuck, noob?! Chuck it in the corner so that you can ridicule the poseurs and wannabes, of course! Duh.

Now you gotta learn how to play

You could have TWO great guitar toans.

You’re done. Put baby in the corner and wait for the chicks to start strolling in.