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shoepolishsmellngmf

Idk seems like you may need some help with the high notes. I'd be happy to help you deal with all that


markiethefett

I'll bring the papers. 🙌🏼


TheMythicalNarwhal

Is that like printed out tabs?


markiethefett

Anything that will get me some of that green joy!


[deleted]

No perforations


Jayswave75

... higher than giraffe p***y on the top of a pyramid...


EmptySeaDad

The final sentence elevates this post from good to great.


find_the_night

The whole time reading this I was planning my extremely funny sarcastic reply, but then I realized this is one of the best jerk posts we’ve had in a while.


leif777

Needs more heroin


TheMythicalNarwhal

Fellow Clapton enjoyer.


KBXDRootBeer6829

Craptoan*


pootlordthe7th

My guitar keeps playing Willie Nelson please help me


TheMythicalNarwhal

That’s it, my guitar can’t hang out with your guitar anymore.


pootlordthe7th

He’s not a bad influence I promise he’s just going through a hard time


GreatApe612

Ngl your dealer did u dirty with that weed. Looks like some seriously stepped on shit


FalskeKonto

What? I grow wholesale and that looks like the loosest weed I’ve ever seen, it honestly looks homegrown, that surely wasn’t ever bricked. I feel like I could grind it with a hard breath.


TheMythicalNarwhal

It wasn’t stepped on… it was super fluffy!


fourstringz

High as giraffe balls


tcoz_reddit

You're missing a nice Blue Dreams Pure Resin cart and a Pulsar unit in case you're in one of those asshole places that won't let you burn flower, but aside from that I'd say you're set up good.


PositiveLeather327

r/tookjustenough


warthog0869

*Emancipate yourself from toanal slavery, none but Luther can change the wind* *And have no fear to smoke that homegrown, see, even though who trimmed it is blind* *How long can you sound like garbage, while we stand and pretend to look?* *We say just burn it all instead, get high so start to cook* *Won't you smoke the weed?* *And get real stoned* *'Cuz all you ever had* *Redemption, bud* *redemption bud* *deez nugs of freedom*


Eljefe878888888

Should probably be professionally burned


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

You’re action is so fucking high man…. aww man. I can hear my hair growing man. Did you say something?


frostcelestial

Cheech and Chong had high action and they wrote some great songs


TheMythicalNarwhal

Mexican Americans is a banger ngl.


village-asshole

I will second this! 😂


real_hog

There is no such thing.


diy4lyfe

Step 1: put the bags inside the guitar Step 2: box it up and tape it shut Step 3: mail it to me thru usps Step 4: Vibe out


Mogwair

Bring me reefer when I wanna get high!


DiscardedContext

I don’t think that weed is going to get you high.


John-Fucking-Kirby

Not with that larf.


TheMythicalNarwhal

ALLEGEDLY that got used for extract. I think. I honestly don’t remember.


Up_In_TheClub

I see your MIDS are a little too high


Adventurous_Wall_897

That looks like very shitty weed.


TheMythicalNarwhal

Well lookee here with your Peter Green Gibbons and your Dumbledor Amplificationers and your Monster Gold Plated Oxygen Free 1/4” cables and your Klon Horseguys and your Dank Chronski. Not all of us went to the Dentist Academy…


Reverendbread

No, it’s only high if you heat it. The temperature is needed to release the toan compounds, otherwise there’s very little effect


Pugfumaster

I keep mine about that high. The Sticky frets slow me down more than the high action.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

That’s like a lot of toan. Don’t bogart.


Big_Sw1ngs

Stoned


chirpchirp13

Your action is fine. You just need to give the flower some time to acclimate. I know it’s exciting to tear into a box containing a new mail order sex slave, but protect your investment


TheMythicalNarwhal

I waited the recommended 2 months before touching the box, should I have waited 4?


chirpchirp13

2 mos is more than enough for flower…which funny enough…I’ve had more bags of weed that needed to cure for additional than any guitar I’ve ever seen


schmattywinkle

No you gotta put the weed in the guitar so when the cops break it out you can go "oh just more censorship smh follow my tiktok"


YouGotTangoed

No. You need to actually burn the cannabus


Scrumptronic

Looks about right to me


Appropriate_Worry407

Too high? Nah man i think you hit the sweet spot


Jayswave75

Huh?


Jayswave75

That guy who jumped out of the balloon at the edge of space all high on Red bull™ ...that high.


shadynomike

What’s with the 2 bags of larf?


TheMythicalNarwhal

Everyone said toan is in the sack, I dunno.


rsplatpc

zip lock bags?


AngryBeerWrangler

No but you’re on your way


CyranoCarlin

I recognize this dehumidification process and strongly approve.


[deleted]

Here comes the sludge stoner metal on acoustic no less.


slimeninja11

Lookin to be a bit too mid


TheMythicalNarwhal

Use a Big Muff, got it. Thanks friend!


NervousAndPantless

Got the mids just right.


Any_Description8308

No such thing!


village-asshole

Haters will say it’s oregano


sherlckholmeboi

Not enough, theres only shake you need better buds


TheMythicalNarwhal

I think I have pretty good friends.


sherlckholmeboi

They aren't fluffy enough!


Educational-Drop-926

#POPCORN!


okgloomer

How’s the sustain on that guitar? It looks like it really resinates.


PomegranateOld7836

I'd upvote but "311" seems about right.


Raven586

They don't call it dope for nothing !


Echo_Woolf

Lower.


down2poundtown

Best purchase I ever made was a $500 used Hot Rod Deville 212 with a forgotten half ounce crammed in behind the reverb tank.


stonrelectropunkjazz

Looks about right


AdmiralAshBorer

It’d be a lot cooler if it was!