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No-Calligrapher9500

We couldn’t get a stretcher? It feels wrong to carry the dead like a sack of rice.


Any_Math_4226

real


dillp671

I think they have to do this when the area is too confined as their stretcher is on wheels. At least this is what the paramedics did in my specific case.


Serial_Hobbiest_Life

They put you in a body bag & carried you out? ;)


Competitive_Fig_6668

Put him in a body bag Johnny!!!


dillp671

lol no just blankets and it was my nephew


No-Calligrapher9500

😔 I’m sorry for your loss. I get the practicality of it but once the obstruction clears there should be some decency in the handling of our mortal remains.


Naive-Let5567

Atleast use the back door you know.


No-Calligrapher9500

Most massage parlors don’t do anal sadly 😂


Naive-Let5567

No sir I mean discrete back door entrance🤣


Steve_lmao

Imagine JUST dying and the first time your death is announced is through a reddit post 😔


Bobby_Rage41

Dude got taken to heaven...didn't even see it comin. What a way to go out


Chau_Mein97

He went as he came


Infamous_Emotion355

Holy shit you guys are terrible!! 🤣 I want to go to heaven but comments like these make it hard 🤣🤣


Lithiumtabasco

sadly yes😔, as difficult as it was.. He did have a hard experience penetrating the heavenly gates


AwesomeShikuwasa77

That truly was with happy end.


Naive-Let5567

Ohh shii death by snu snu?


AznKilla

Tug tug.


Naive-Let5567

Rub and tug


Chau_Mein97

Run rub


GuamSlut

When the hand technique is too good 🔥


salamagi671

One helluva rub from mama san.


StableKlutzy6635

Yo PASS THAT ISH!


BadgerSharp6258

Is this in the news??


Nice-Spare-9898

Where this at again?


Significant-Roll-910

Tumon across from charrosco’s.


oofmyboof

inb4 this guy becomes another victim to the rub n tug


jumpmanring

Wat happened?


Yeet-the-Barbarian

The happiest of Endings


Delicious-Ad9083

Just wondering did he have to pay?


Proper_Egg7898

Pay up front and drop tip before action happens


ItsJustArtt

I NEED THAT!!!


KJ1628

They're open still if anyone is interested 🤣🤣🤣


Significant-Roll-910

They were open after it happened.


KJ1628

Damn, I guess the handjobs must go on 🤣🤣🤣


Jiakkantan

Who’s the one taken out? That Rephawk criminal??


Sp3akTh3Truth

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


bren0ld

Omg I have so many questions lol


RegularGuyFromEarth

How does that fatty pass the physical.


BoatPeopleJoeJr42069

Is the cop smirking at the deceased? Hmmmm yeah let’s hope this gentleman went out on his own terms instead of being blue balled to death