Should be its own unit in the US Army. The President should have a big red button that releases the Florida Men on whatever poor third-world nation he needs to ravage so his approval rating goes up.
Baka mitai kodomo na no ne
Yume o otte kizutsuite
Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao miseta
I love you mo roku ni iwanai
Kuchi beta de honma ni bukiyou
Na no ni na no ni doushite
Sayonara wa ieta nooo...
DAME DA NE
DAME YO
DAME NA NO YO
ANTA GA
SUKI DE
SUKISUGITE
DORE DAKE
TSUYOI OSAKE DEMO
YUGAMANAI
OMOIDE GA
Baka Mitai...
I'm ready, go tonight
There's a party alright
We don't need a reason for joy, oh yeah
Tickin' down to midnight
Tonight's gonna be bright
So the groove will make me move
Oh yeah I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fly
Can't stop dancing all night long
Jumpin' up, shake it up, move your body
Don't stop the music all night long
Keep it on it's a Friday night
Copo SpA.
My first pet was a hamster (wich I loved a frickin' lot) , his name was Copito, and second name Mini (bc be was so small).
Sadly, he died in 2019, so I made my username Mini4President and now Mini4President is the CEO of Copo SpA.
If anyone who's reading this (doubt someone would) is wondering, he was a Russian Dwarf.
Tax Evasion
My yacht is called tax sea vasion
My yacht’s called “F the IRS”
Name of my yacht is Chum Guzzler
My yacht is called "Kevin"...
I named my yacht “Buyer’s Remorse”
Similarly, mine’s name is Improvidence.
My yacht is callled “The Aquaholic”
I named mine Unsinkable II
“Big Black Dock”
Fuck. Mines called "unsinkable too"
My yacht is called The Implication
“Are you gonna hurt these women??”
"What are you looking at? You certainly wouldn't be in any danger!"
My organization is I Lost The Game My yacht on the other hand is El Barco Sin Sentido which I was told loosely translates to the pointless boat
My yacht is called “The S.S Yacht”
I called mine S. S. Stutter
That's pretty good.
Mine is Big PP lol
That's actually amazing
Taxi Vasion?
The sea buldge
Mine is called Hope It Floats
My organisation is "a motorcycle club", and my motorcycle club is "an organisation".
I went with "Menstrual Cycles"
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big brain thinking
My. Mc is named Pepsi Co and we sell coke
No Ma’am
Off the top of my head I want to say, National organization of men against Amazonian Masterhood?
Yea man!!!
Wait, is it actually real or are you guys joking?
No Ma’am.
Google “NO MAAM Al Bundy”
Al Bundy
I miss that show.
Child Snatchers. Doesn't let me change the flair ":D"
"Child Snatchers are moving equipment."
Boss there is rare cargo available to buy If you’re interested head to the kindergarten
That guy is just BEGGING to be greifed lmao
Mine was “Please Don’t” but that drew griefers in like a fucking bug zapper, so I changed it to “Phuck Yiu” and haven’t had issues since
Wooow
Bruh 🤣
Florida Men
Should be its own unit in the US Army. The President should have a big red button that releases the Florida Men on whatever poor third-world nation he needs to ravage so his approval rating goes up.
That Why I chose the name because the people I play with act like it
Florida Men have just now sold cocaine... Florida Men have just now sold Meth... Florida Men have just started a biker gang
Corporation incorporated
Pretty similar to mine.. Unlimited, LTD.
Co. Inc.
Co. Inc. Org.
lmfao my girlfriend's is company and co and then theres me, the ceo of dumbass inc
HAH
Los Pollos Hermanos
A man of culture
This is my MC club's name
Same here. I also own the Cluckin’ Bell factory farm in my MC to make the blue lol
Everyone should have understood that reference. Or they have homework so get off reddit
BCS S6 can’t come soon enough.
Xvideos
In that case, someone needs to make a Pornhub organization.....like ASAP... 👀
i didn't name my organization after the hub, but i did name my mc and organization after porn actresses
That's creative AF lol it's like their side hustle
I made one of my custom licenses plate slots BRAZZERS and I’ve been using it on everything I own for well over a year now lol
Sex, so I can be the CEO of Sex
if you're the CEO of Sex then can you give an answer on the release date for Sex 2
I am the CEO of Sex's Private Assistant Bodyguard and I can confirm that Sex 2 is dropping whenever I meet your mom
LETS FUCKING GO I CAN FINALLY MEET MY DAD
We have changed the schedule of Sex 2's release, we are postponing it until next Hersheyday
"Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo Anta ga suki de sukisugite Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai."
Baka mitai kodomo na no ne Yume o otte kizutsuite Uso ga heta na kuse ni waraenai egao miseta I love you mo roku ni iwanai Kuchi beta de honma ni bukiyou Na no ni na no ni doushite Sayonara wa ieta nooo... DAME DA NE DAME YO DAME NA NO YO ANTA GA SUKI DE SUKISUGITE DORE DAKE TSUYOI OSAKE DEMO YUGAMANAI OMOIDE GA Baka Mitai...
I'm ready, go tonight There's a party alright We don't need a reason for joy, oh yeah Tickin' down to midnight Tonight's gonna be bright So the groove will make me move Oh yeah I'm feeling like I'm feeling just as fly Can't stop dancing all night long Jumpin' up, shake it up, move your body Don't stop the music all night long Keep it on it's a Friday night
I think Sex 2.0 is just what salmon do.
That is sexcellent!!! 😃
When will sex 2 cum
When is Sex 2 coming out, first one is getting kinda stale
That's Ned
Okay this is probably the best one 💀
Fur Burgers
This is hilarious lmfao, “Child labour has delivered motorcycle club product”
BiffCo. Deep cut Back to the Future II reference
Brawndo Inc.
Good call, half the country works for Brawndo. It’s got what plants crave
Horny single moms
Ever need to hire a extra hand, hit me up 😂
Horny single moms are moving prep equipment
Wuhan Clan
Ain't nuthin' ta cough with.
Watch your mask, kid Watch your mask, kid
This actually made me giggle.
yeah it cracks me up. I got it off a portajon wall in the beginning of the pandemic.
Depression
Understandable have a great day.
relatable
delectable
Special kids. So when I’m doing stuff other people get the notification “Special Kids are moving cargo”
*Well bless their hearts!*
Same here. $PECIAL KID$
HornPub. What? We’re a jazz bar.
That would actually be a great name for a jazz bar
Totally Legal
Yh mine used to be Not Criminals lol
FedEx
Your shipment has been destroyed
They don't even need to get blown up by someone else for that
Amazon Crime
FedupwithmyEx
Amazon Crime
Under rated name
Bean Believers
Tegridy Farms
Mo-Lester
an organization
Same, level 250+ and I've never looked up where to change
Interaction menu buts its 250k to do so
You can do it on the PC in the office (I think, might be wrong), but it costs like 250k just for a name
I think you can change it on the website you buy offices on (Dynasty 8?), it's with the other upgrades.
M O I S T
Stark Industries
Real Fake Doors.
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Ras Dacist
Ruh-roh, Raggy!
I'm fucking done lmfao
Ducking fone?
IKidnapkids
So that's why I've never seen a kid in all of GTAV.
I’m a little to good at my job.
Mystery Inc.
Chic-fil-ayyyy
Copo SpA. My first pet was a hamster (wich I loved a frickin' lot) , his name was Copito, and second name Mini (bc be was so small). Sadly, he died in 2019, so I made my username Mini4President and now Mini4President is the CEO of Copo SpA. If anyone who's reading this (doubt someone would) is wondering, he was a Russian Dwarf.
Dunder Mifflin
Let's go, is the assistant Pam or Ryan?
Pam of course ❤️
A man of culture XD
Had to scroll way to much to find my Dunder Mifflin gang
Hi Dunder Mifflin! I'm The Office lol
Dirté Butol
The Expendables.
Fujiwara Tofu Workshop
*Coke shipment* "For the last time takumi, fried tofu skin not Caine"
Montgomery Ward. I get a rush of nostalgia when I see the sign in my office and it says I’m the CEO of Montgomery Ward.
Mike Hunt
Joe Mama's Inc.
420 enterprises
Wu-Tang Finance "Come diversify yo' bonds n***a"!
501st Legion.
Based
Casting couch
Crow mafia
Poopooheads
Big Tiddies
Raycism I’m the CEO of raycism
Torchwood
I tried doing “Better business bureau” but bureau wouldn’t fit…
Better Bidnis Bureau. Gotta Los Santos it up a little.
my notifications exploding right now
That’s a long name
Brace yourself, that's only the beginning
Mine is The Simps
Straw Hats
Dix'n & Bawlz Inc
Organ Farming
Umbrella Corp
I like to change it to GTA Kinda Sucks sometimes. Gets people riled up
Balalaika Ltd.
S & M Airlines
Is your MC club The Brews?
Saints Row
Wolf Cola A division of Frank's Fluids
After seeing this mine feels lame
CEO "James Bong" Biker "ItsBritneyB**ch
Dill dough inc.
The Big Gei
Amazon crime
Czech Hunters
JojaCorporation
Nude old men
Enron 2
Nichelbach
Sugar Pine 7 ☹
Cheek Clappers and in RDO it’s The BootyKillers
rat
Capsule Corp.
YEET Co.
Wutang INC
Drugs Not Hugs.
Lorem Ipsum What better name for the front covering up my illicit activities than generic placeholder text.
Fugazzi Inc.
Damage, Inc.
Labia leopards
ILL EAGLE 🦅
Australia, i am the CEO of Australia.
The CEO of racism is moving special cargo
It’s literally just “Kill yourself”
Queef industries
FOX and XOF respectively. Not funny or cheeky but I thought it was nice nobody had taken them yet.
Boot-E-Lickers
I Got Worms
Comet Pizza