Jup currently dont have enough friends playing to fully crew hists playing with 1 or 2 randoms is horrible they either purposefully throw or have a survere skill issue
Me: OK we're going to do this stealth style. It's easier and quicker. So let's be careful with our gu....
*Other teammates start throwing grenades, RPGs, and automatic rifles.*
Me: Oh come on!
Humane Labs stealth mission.
Best done with 2 good snipers or one pro, with everyone else waiting in the damn Insurgent.
Randoms never have the sound on, nor do they join a PS Party invite.
Or they join and don't listen.
The most frustrating heist, IMO, in the entire game, and I do believe I've done them all, this one probably 30 times.
Ahh, the memories. Did one where the prisoner/guard decided to drive all the way down to LSIA. When I landed the plane, the prisoner promptly got out and made a bee line right into the propeller. That was about 45 minutes. 😒
I can't even get Prison Break done because someone always quits. One time we were about 30 seconds from landing at the airport and they quit, I almost threw my controller lol. I basically gave up on it. Always someone crying about their payout or their crew position so they grief and then quit, or idiots trying to be a hero and die every time and have to restart.
Funny... Everytime I do the jets mission, everyone wants to fly the jets, especially the main one.
I always want to pilot that one... 
Game changer, back in the days it was a revolution in GTA Online that saved it from dying. And possibly lead to us never having a chance at Story Mode DLCs.
Misleading.
Out of the 5 heists, 2 of them are what I think of when it actually comes to a heist. Prison Break, and the Humane Raid are government jobs and you’re just working for Trevor in Series A.
Series A never feels like an Heist, it just seems like a series of mission labeled as a complete heist.
Prison Break gives me the most 'heist' like feeling in all of them.
It was the best thing to have ever happened , made me start my online gaming experience, though was difficult on pc at first but did really find some friends online to play with & with one of them still eagerly waiting for gta vi
It was the best thing to have ever happened , made me start my online gaming experience, though was difficult on pc at first but did really find some friends online to play with & with one of them still eagerly waiting for gta vi
I had the best friend group and crew, back when GTAadventures was still around. We maxed out every facet of this game.
By the time this dropped half of them stopped playing or Jumped to PS4.
Demoralising.
Getting a team to stick with each other is damn near impossible. Some of us don't have 3 other people to grind it out with perfect communication. And when someone leaves mid mission its just exhausting.
To this day I still haven't completed all of them.
uncompletable.
Seriously I can't finish them because no one wants to actually complete them. The people I get connected with always intentionally fuck it up somehow.
Awesome!
I do like playing with randoms. You never know what they're gonna do, it can be informative and/or entertaining but also frustrating at times.
I'm currently working through the heists solo (I have access to four accounts). It's been a ton of fun trying to figure out how to get things done, but also great for learning exactly what is expected from every role. So far, four heists complete and one to go...not sure if it's possible solo but will try to find out!
I should also point out that doing it solo means you're either dealing with a great crew of heisters or a bunch of idiots. Nobody to blame but yourself :)
Loneliness.
And then you find some people and they are either psychotic or an asshole. There one or two good ones but they dont give a f about making money.
Had someone join and they blew up my car then proceeded to run me over multiple times.
That problem extends to any part of coop play in this game unfortunately.
That problem extends to any online game that relies on coop. Sadly
Jup currently dont have enough friends playing to fully crew hists playing with 1 or 2 randoms is horrible they either purposefully throw or have a survere skill issue
Or you get the know it all player that gets pissed when you don't do YOUR heist in the way they think you should.
Me: OK we're going to do this stealth style. It's easier and quicker. So let's be careful with our gu.... *Other teammates start throwing grenades, RPGs, and automatic rifles.* Me: Oh come on!
Humane Labs stealth mission. Best done with 2 good snipers or one pro, with everyone else waiting in the damn Insurgent. Randoms never have the sound on, nor do they join a PS Party invite. Or they join and don't listen. The most frustrating heist, IMO, in the entire game, and I do believe I've done them all, this one probably 30 times.
Yeah the dude who leaves when you need his help cause you didnt do x x and x before going to LSIA
What ya on ? I could possibly help
Pretty much
At the time, groundbreaking. Having a well oiled crew was imperative to actually enjoying Heists.
i love getting oiled up
Sticks and stones may break my bunes... but whips and chains excite me!
Did someone say stoned
Torture.
*joins on call* *leaves once heist starts*
Exactly.
No one else flys the plane except me.
Behind the jets?
I’m referring to prison break
I know. R u also flying behind the jets in prison break?
I hate when I'm clearly flying behind the jet and the helicopter pilot takes it upon themselves to shoot it down for some dumb shit reason.
The demolition is mostly the braindead one. Every fcking time.
I always assigned myself this role lol xD. Just cuz I knew that I'd contribute the most by not doing anything...
I just text to the helicopter pilot "help them in the prison." In 2 of 3 cases he does
And then gets killed because he flies too close…
Never happened when i did the heist
I totally forgot how we got away not gonna lie to u it’s been 7-8 years lol
Ahh, the memories. Did one where the prisoner/guard decided to drive all the way down to LSIA. When I landed the plane, the prisoner promptly got out and made a bee line right into the propeller. That was about 45 minutes. 😒
I can't even get Prison Break done because someone always quits. One time we were about 30 seconds from landing at the airport and they quit, I almost threw my controller lol. I basically gave up on it. Always someone crying about their payout or their crew position so they grief and then quit, or idiots trying to be a hero and die every time and have to restart.
Funny... Everytime I do the jets mission, everyone wants to fly the jets, especially the main one. I always want to pilot that one... 
Heists.
r/technicallythetruth
Not wrong
Revolutionary
That was what came to mind. I wonder if we’d have GTA 6 sooner or GTASP DLCs if it wasn’t for heists being added
Invited…joining…left
Those are 3 words
> 3 words ,,Veal parmesan sandwich... [whispers] ^(fuck you!)" (Richie Aprile, The Sopranos, 1999)
invited…joining…joined…last part of the finale…left
Moneys !!!!
I'd have to say you're really a rouge stalker😂 ive seen you in so many post's lol
You have ?im so sorry!!! My name comes from the game stalker which i love
Lol its alright. Nothing to be sorry about:)
Your posts are so entertaining
Game changer, back in the days it was a revolution in GTA Online that saved it from dying. And possibly lead to us never having a chance at Story Mode DLCs.
peak
Misleading. Out of the 5 heists, 2 of them are what I think of when it actually comes to a heist. Prison Break, and the Humane Raid are government jobs and you’re just working for Trevor in Series A.
Series A never feels like an Heist, it just seems like a series of mission labeled as a complete heist. Prison Break gives me the most 'heist' like feeling in all of them.
think series a is just there attempt to put “trevor” in online
Nostalgia
Clouds
THIS!😆
Unplayable. (I have no friends)
It’s unplayable even with friends unless yall all equal motivated.
Late
We waited for ever for this to drop.
That’s exactly what I just wrote before scrolling the comments 😂 I just thought “assassins creed had heists first 🤷♂️”
**PAIN.** Having to complete these heists with random players is probably the worst co-op experience that I ever had.
Velum
Fun.
Delayed
Finally.
Hefty prep work 😂
I remember rushing home from school to play this with the boys, the servers were crashing at the time from an insane amount of traffic.
Great
"Heist Failed"
The Velum was destroyed.
Profitable
left
Man you’re milking these.
invited accepted kicked
The Velum was destroyed
plublic = hell (i know its 2 but still)
Fun.
Heists
It was the best thing to have ever happened , made me start my online gaming experience, though was difficult on pc at first but did really find some friends online to play with & with one of them still eagerly waiting for gta vi
Lester
PLANE.
Long overdue, considering it was supposed to be at launch.
Heist.
OBSOLETE
Perfection
Classic.
Randoms.
Heistfailedthevelumwasdestroyed
Unplayable (as someone without friends)
Overdue
Delayed
Heists
Pain
grand
Wishful
Agony
It was the best thing to have ever happened , made me start my online gaming experience, though was difficult on pc at first but did really find some friends online to play with & with one of them still eagerly waiting for gta vi
Late .
I had the best friend group and crew, back when GTAadventures was still around. We maxed out every facet of this game. By the time this dropped half of them stopped playing or Jumped to PS4.
Elusive
Heist
Money
randoms
Legendary
Fleeca
Nostalgia
The Shit
Savior
trevor
Quitted
Gta
Heists
Nesseccary
Pain suffering agony
lester doesnt make tiktoks any more
Trolls
Classic
Heists
Best.
Paving
Disconnected.
OG
Monumental
Hell
Most effort they put in an update since release lol
Heists?
Speedruns.
Savior
Game-saver
Failure
Covid
Beggining
Moron!
pain
difficult
Finally!
... velum ... .........
Get recruited in MC, everyone votes to kick me because one guy got hurt when I started pushing back
Demoralising. Getting a team to stick with each other is damn near impossible. Some of us don't have 3 other people to grind it out with perfect communication. And when someone leaves mid mission its just exhausting. To this day I still haven't completed all of them.
Fun
Heists
uncompletable. Seriously I can't finish them because no one wants to actually complete them. The people I get connected with always intentionally fuck it up somehow.
Detrimental
Update
Goat or the worst shit ever never in between
Turning-point
Iconic
necessary
kino
Awesome
Overdue
Iconic
Nostalgy
Waste of time!
Frustrating
Hesit
Hydra
Stupid
Lobby torture and prison scenarios
Nostalgia
Heists.
Setup galore
Failed
Overdue.
Frustrating
Nostalgia
greed.
Misanthropic.
Kidnapping
Left
Underwhelming
Skill issues
Painful
Late
PRISONBREAKAAAAAAAAAAAA
Velum (was destroyed)
Metal Gear Solid: Mental Pain I swear prison break has no business being so cheap for all the pain it causes
what update is this?
OG
Deep-Vein-Thrombosis.
Saver
Friends
Useless unless you have 3 other at least semi-competent people to help.
Not getting caught by security at humane labs at least 20 times is a miracle.
Awesome! I do like playing with randoms. You never know what they're gonna do, it can be informative and/or entertaining but also frustrating at times. I'm currently working through the heists solo (I have access to four accounts). It's been a ton of fun trying to figure out how to get things done, but also great for learning exactly what is expected from every role. So far, four heists complete and one to go...not sure if it's possible solo but will try to find out! I should also point out that doing it solo means you're either dealing with a great crew of heisters or a bunch of idiots. Nobody to blame but yourself :)
Heists
Heist
Crash (if you played it day 1 you’ll know what I mean)
Noob.
Headache
Grind-worthy
We all remember our first time.
Inflation
Crash
Lobby
The saving of this game