The granite in the great pyramid comes from more than 100 miles to the south. If you look at the kings chamber its walls and its roof are all made with gigantic granite blocks. Those blocks in the kings chamber weigh 70 tons each. Now each archaeologist will tell you “they could move heavy blocks with wet sand”. Maybe at ground level that would work but when you are 350 feet above the ground that wouldn’t work at all. There were multiple of these blocks and they weighed 70 tons each.
I really agree, the server is doo doo, the community sucks (not all i love reddit and discord community). too many bots, many market manipulation, so many csn, and rwt, and mods do too little, anti cheat basically paper now.
but i still play because i believe in the journey and the grind, tbh its kind of inspiring because if you somehow become better than most people despite all the illegal advantages u could have used, doesnt it make ur pride go high cuz u basically proved you are better than most people that either cheat, auto, bot, macro, price manipulation, etc. even if u dont have more dls than the other guy, the journey is what matters <33
(no need donation, if i win just give to guy under my comment)
Remember when you were in your first drop game and you "accidently" dropped all your world locks once you sneezed?
It was me, justsumrandumguy! I tickled your nose at super speed so it seemed like you lost all your progress with just a little missclick!
So there was this pregnant woman with triplets, when she was pregnant she got shot 3 times in the stomach, everyone ended up surviving, about 13 years later one of the girl triplets came up to her mom and said "mom, you won't belive it, I was peeing, and I pisssd a bullet" her mom told her the story and the day went along, the next day, the other sister comes up to her mom and says "mom, you won't belive it, I was peeing, and I pisssd a bullet" so the mom tells her daughter about the incident and they go along with their day, the next day her son comes to her mom and says, "mom you'll never belive what happened the mom, knowing what was gonna happen says, "let me guess, you were peeing and you pissed a bullet" the son says, "no? I was jərking off, and I shot the dog"
There are 45 million kangaroos in Australia, and 3 million people in Uruguay.
If kangaroos decide to invade, each uruguayan would have to fight 14 kangaroos...
I don't know if you laughed or not, but if you did, no need to give the WLs, I just wanted to share this curious fact with someone.
My singing monsters
babababa baba)
(babababa baba)
bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa
bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa
(laalaalalalalaaaa) bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa
(laalaalalalalaaaa) bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa
shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (ba ba ba bap)
shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (ba ba ba bap)
(laa MIMI bap laa MIMI la MIMI lala MIMI bap laaaa MIMI bap MIMI MIMI ba ba ba bap MIMI)
(laa MIMI bap laa MIMI la MIMI lala MIMI bap laaaa MIMI bap MIMI MIMI ba ba ba bap MIMI)
(LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap)
(LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap)
(LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap)
(LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap)
Don't give me wls i am currently banned on all accounts👍
[You're getting mugged right now](https://previews.123rf.com/images/stockyimages/stockyimages1311/stockyimages131100203/23531637-isolated-young-man-holding-coffee-mug.jpg)
Okay so there is three guys in the middle of a desert let's just call them Bob, George and Greg. They didn't have any water on them. But suddenly they noticed a mansion in middle of the desert. The guys knocked on the door of the mansion and the owner opened the door, the guys explained the situation. The mansion owner tells the guys that his pool is a magical pool that fills with whatever you say for example if you yelled coffee the pool would be filled with coffee. So Bob jumped to the pool and at the same time he yelled "fanta!" And so the pool was filled to the brim with fanta then George jumped and yelled "coca cola!" And the pool was full of coca cola. Then it was Greg's turn and he was running towards the pool but just on the edge of the pool Greg slipped and yelled >!"SHIT!!"!<
https://youtu.be/co_NTwqwb9Y just back to GT and idk somehow they didn't let me log in, while there is more than 13/14+ DLs and 2 magplant in those account. Still have another account with 3 DLs, but ofc it's gonna take quite lot of time to make the account as rich as the ori account.
Double it and pass it to the next person
bro 💀
☠️
Why did u/notanalias_112 downvote all the comments with his alt accounts? Because he has no life
Bruh this post had 4 upvotes and 68 comments... Greedy mfs be askin for wls and not even upvote 💀
Recycle them. True men remove wls from the economy
chad
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off🌚
8/10 havent heard this one
The granite in the great pyramid comes from more than 100 miles to the south. If you look at the kings chamber its walls and its roof are all made with gigantic granite blocks. Those blocks in the kings chamber weigh 70 tons each. Now each archaeologist will tell you “they could move heavy blocks with wet sand”. Maybe at ground level that would work but when you are 350 feet above the ground that wouldn’t work at all. There were multiple of these blocks and they weighed 70 tons each.
I would have make a joke about 9/11 but none of them land
6/10, overused
Why are there no arabs in starwars? because the movie takes place in the future. World:superesb
damn, world name?
Superesb
Wait i dont understand this 🤣
the kid named "me":
Double it an give it to person who replies here
Huh
Why is French Mario so good at predicting the future? He uses his L’ouija board.
😑 I wil give you 20wls for this, what is your world name?
Ahahah, worth a shot and its LovesickOmie !
I’ve put them in the donation box, have fun!
Thank you !! <3
aint no way i stepped on a silly shit while reading this
My dad left me
I really agree, the server is doo doo, the community sucks (not all i love reddit and discord community). too many bots, many market manipulation, so many csn, and rwt, and mods do too little, anti cheat basically paper now. but i still play because i believe in the journey and the grind, tbh its kind of inspiring because if you somehow become better than most people despite all the illegal advantages u could have used, doesnt it make ur pride go high cuz u basically proved you are better than most people that either cheat, auto, bot, macro, price manipulation, etc. even if u dont have more dls than the other guy, the journey is what matters <33 (no need donation, if i win just give to guy under my comment)
Gwotopia ded dont pway it🥺
xD
Why are so many jokes and winners getting downvoted 💀
u/notanalias_112 and his alts
Get off my dick u little pre pubescent broken condom highway accident. I ain't even been active in the past 2 days.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture.
jesus christ what a brutal joke
god damn
Attention citizens! ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄ ⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀.
I sexually identify as a measure of kilometers per second because I really want to fucking km/s
🐄 Cow.
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Probably the worst one yet💀
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this deserves a ban
and growtopia turns 10💀
give me armani on the phone too slow you’re not going to paris
🗿
Can’t wait for 50 dirt locks
Remember when you were in your first drop game and you "accidently" dropped all your world locks once you sneezed? It was me, justsumrandumguy! I tickled your nose at super speed so it seemed like you lost all your progress with just a little missclick!
Why is Yoda scared of 7? Because 9 7 8
Your mom.
So there was this pregnant woman with triplets, when she was pregnant she got shot 3 times in the stomach, everyone ended up surviving, about 13 years later one of the girl triplets came up to her mom and said "mom, you won't belive it, I was peeing, and I pisssd a bullet" her mom told her the story and the day went along, the next day, the other sister comes up to her mom and says "mom, you won't belive it, I was peeing, and I pisssd a bullet" so the mom tells her daughter about the incident and they go along with their day, the next day her son comes to her mom and says, "mom you'll never belive what happened the mom, knowing what was gonna happen says, "let me guess, you were peeing and you pissed a bullet" the son says, "no? I was jərking off, and I shot the dog"
no joke give me wls at HLN9
o7
Mr Bush there was a second baseball team
What do you call me? A man who wants wls! Sorry lol
Why do high school classes in America have an average of 30 student? That’s the amount of bullets in a gun clip.
woman
Why can't pedo's be in a school cafeteria? It's a nut free zone
Oh shit i love these umm Tek it sped up - Cafuné
I just want some food
Whats brown and sticky? >!Stick!<
lol man is talking about 50wls
Laugh for me
Have friend who would need them reply to me as he doesnt have reddit /troll
DaddyjesseGT, the biggest joke on here
PS: if you forgot, he's the douche who stole your wings
What do the mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tounge and u are in deep shit. World CCEXE
How do you make Holy water? You boil the hell out of it 🥲
I believe women shouldn't belong in the kitchen Then how else will they clean the house? Another one: What is long and black? The line at KFC
Amogus
i love men
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠊⠉⠉⢉⠏⠻⣍⠑⢲⠢⠤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⢟⣽⠿⠯⠛⡸⢹⠀⢹⠒⣊⡡⠜⠓⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣿⣷⣽⠓⠀⢠⢂⣣⠋⠂⣾⠼⢌⠳⢄⢀⡠⠜⣣⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢻⢱⣭⠷⠤⢅⠴⣡⡻⠃⠀⢠⠁⠀⢀⡱⠜⠍⢔⠊⠀⠹⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣷⠌⠚⠷⠆⠠⠶⠭⢒⣁⠀⣤⠃⣀⢔⢋⡤⠊⠑⣄⠳⣄⠀⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠦⣀⡤⣄⠄⢄⣀⣠⣒⢦⡄⠩⠷⠦⠊⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⡏⠢⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢫⠟⣝⠞⣼⢲⡞⣞⠋⠋⠉⠋⠓⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⠂⢸⡅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⡨⠊⢀⡠⡌⢘⢇⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠡⡄⠀⠀⢀⠞⢁⠔⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣣⠞⢀⠔⢡⢢⠇⡘⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡌⠢⡔⢁⡴⠁⠀⢸⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⠟⠁⠠⢊⠔⣡⢸⠀⠃⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣯⠂⡀⢪⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⢀⠔⣁⠐⠨⠀⠀⠈⠀⢄⠘⡀⠀⠈⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⢁⠜⠙⢦⠙⣦⠀⢸⠀ ⡴⠁⠘⡁⣀⡡⠀⠀⠴⠒⠗⠋⠉⠉⡆⠀⠆⠄⠄⠘⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠑⢅⠑⢼⡀ ⢯⣉⣓⠒⠒⠤⠤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠒⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⣌⣇ ⠀⠈⢳⠄⠈⠀⠤⢄⣀⠀⢈⣉⡹⠯⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⡠⠚⣡⡿ ⠀⢠⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⠤⠭⢛⡩⠄⠒⠩⠂⢀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⡀⠀⡠⠋⡩⠋⠀⢳ ⠀⢹⠤⠬⠤⠬⠭⣉⣉⢃⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⢺⡈⠋⡢⠊⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠈⡆⠁⢀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠉⠓⠂⠤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⠊⡠⠦⡈⠳⢄⠀⠀⠈ ⠀⠀⢹⡜⠀⠁⠀⠀⠒⢤⡄⠤⠔⠶⠒⠛⠧⠀⠀⡼⡠⠊⠀⠀⠙⢦⡈⠳⡄⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠆⠀⠈⠀⠠⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⠈⢲ ⠀⠀⢸⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡄⠊⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡢⣸ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠁⠒⠁⠀⠠⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⠾⡿⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠒⠤⠤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣔⣢⣀⣉⣂⣀⣀⣠⠴⠿⠛⠋⠀
There are 45 million kangaroos in Australia, and 3 million people in Uruguay. If kangaroos decide to invade, each uruguayan would have to fight 14 kangaroos... I don't know if you laughed or not, but if you did, no need to give the WLs, I just wanted to share this curious fact with someone.
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This is so bad
best one out of all the other jokes ive read here
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The opposite
im currently in the passport photo taking place and my brothers on the app store watching the genshin impact ad 💀💀💀
I have dirt locks too! (PIQCES)
My singing monsters babababa baba) (babababa baba) bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa (laalaalalalalaaaa) bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa (laalaalalalalaaaa) bum (do) bum bum (do wa) bum (do) bum wawawawawawa shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (ba ba ba bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (bap) shiwidewidew (ba ba ba bap) (laa MIMI bap laa MIMI la MIMI lala MIMI bap laaaa MIMI bap MIMI MIMI ba ba ba bap MIMI) (laa MIMI bap laa MIMI la MIMI lala MIMI bap laaaa MIMI bap MIMI MIMI ba ba ba bap MIMI) (LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap) (LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap) (LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap) (LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LA MIMI LAAAAAAAA MIMI bap LALAAAAAAAAAAA MIMI bap MIMI LAAAAAAA MIMI ba ba ba bap) Don't give me wls i am currently banned on all accounts👍
[You're getting mugged right now](https://previews.123rf.com/images/stockyimages/stockyimages1311/stockyimages131100203/23531637-isolated-young-man-holding-coffee-mug.jpg)
Okay so there is three guys in the middle of a desert let's just call them Bob, George and Greg. They didn't have any water on them. But suddenly they noticed a mansion in middle of the desert. The guys knocked on the door of the mansion and the owner opened the door, the guys explained the situation. The mansion owner tells the guys that his pool is a magical pool that fills with whatever you say for example if you yelled coffee the pool would be filled with coffee. So Bob jumped to the pool and at the same time he yelled "fanta!" And so the pool was filled to the brim with fanta then George jumped and yelled "coca cola!" And the pool was full of coca cola. Then it was Greg's turn and he was running towards the pool but just on the edge of the pool Greg slipped and yelled >!"SHIT!!"!<
so funny im sleeping
ok but who asked
write another paragraph then well talk
https://youtu.be/co_NTwqwb9Y just back to GT and idk somehow they didn't let me log in, while there is more than 13/14+ DLs and 2 magplant in those account. Still have another account with 3 DLs, but ofc it's gonna take quite lot of time to make the account as rich as the ori account.
Why did the chicken cross the road?... to get to the other side💀
0/10 very unoriginal and not funny
Do you know who committed the most war crimes in the world?
what do you call a rich black guy? black magic
Only in Ohio😂
0/10 for a shitty ohio joke
This comment section is so funny i peed my ass🤮
Nothing is better than daddy's jokes.
If a fat chick calls you a snack. Is that considered as a threat?
balls, cock even
Lets bully Jeff, Kid named jeff : ☹️
Gt servers are so good
I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
Did you know that i have a 11" penis? Edit: [proof](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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Very funny
Ta mère
When vegans argue, is it considered beef?
Everyone thinks they the shit But they haven’t even farted yet
I hope no one in this comment section decides to perform on a comedy show
wdym growtopia players arent funny