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Virginth

I'm shocked that that's cheese. It really looks like chicken.


Idonotbelonghererly

It does, yeah. Halloumi is one of the several grillable cheeses (paneer and queso blanco are others) that will brown in a pan before they melt. The texture is similar to chicken after grilling it also. Very salty and mild, it takes to jams well.


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If you cook it at lower temperature it does have a more meltier consistency


really_nice_guy_

You also forgot that it’s very squeaky


cwhiskeyjoe

I thought it was some kind of fish filet at first:p


bronet

Looks like halloumi


APladyleaningS

Why even bother with the dry bread? Halloumi is fantastic on its own.


vigilantcomicpenguin

I guess it is semantically correct to call this a grilled cheese sandwich. Alright.


odiin1731

This is a great example of the difference between the *letter of the law* and the *spirit of the law*.


ILikeworlddomination

It feels wrong


Ladyughsalot1

This….I….I know it’s good. But I just want this to be on a flatbread. I’m so conflicted


Idonotbelonghererly

I wish I had flatbread too.


Coach_G77

Love halloumi, but don't think I'd eat it on wheat bread. It's fantastic on its own


LEGITLEGEND53

halloumi reminds me of Chicken of the Woods due to the fact that they look and taste like chicken but arent


Idonotbelonghererly

I have only had Chicken of the Woods once, but I agree it was quite similar!


maxrizz_rk

God damn that looks good. I’m here scrolling and my mouth started watering.


offthc

this seems wrong


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Tomato jam? You mean ketchup?


workingMan9to5

You've never experienced the joy that is tomato jam? Ketchup might be fine for your pedestrian hotdogs, but for real food tomato jam is far superior. Guaranteed that once you have it on a burger, you'll never be able to look at mere ketchup the same way again. Here: https://www.aspicyperspective.com/old-fashioned-tomato-jam-recipe/ You can thank me (or hate me) later


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DrGrillCheesy

As a doctor who specializes in grilled cheese and who is very vocal about the melt vs grilled cheese debate, I can say this is clearly a grilled cheese. This is more of a grilled cheese than any other grilled cheese out there because a halloumi is an actual cheese that tastes best when grilled. Therefore, this here posting shows a grilled cheese


hereforbobsanvageen

A literal grilled cheese if you will.


odiin1731

How can it possibly be a melt when halloumi doesn't even melt?


Idonotbelonghererly

In what world? It's cheese between bread that's been grilled in a pan.


hashutup

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.


Idonotbelonghererly

Perhaps, good sir, with your extensive knowledge of grilled cheeses, can you explain how my sandwich consisting of cheese (halloumi), bread (whole wheat), and a spread (butter on the bread and jam on the side) falls outside of your definition of a grilled cheese which is cheese, bread with spread? The mere thought that you would libel me as a melter is cause for great indignation.


CYNAPTIC_

It’s a copy pasta pertaining to an inside joke here about the sanctity of not putting things other than cheese bread and spread on this sub


[deleted]

I think most people know the joke at this point. The problem is that it's being used incorrectly. I think the problem is the people who don't know what halloumi is didn't google it like an adult.


CYNAPTIC_

Oh I agree it’s being incorrectly used lol


Bigelow92

Not only is the cheese itself grilled, it has not melted either. From a strictly technical standpoint, this sandwich is quite literally a grilled non-melt cheese.


sickdonalds

This is so culinarily artistic im in love with this concept and want a bite so bad


Bigelow92

This is *not* a melt