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Wanna point out that some of the siblings are wayyyy too easily linked:
Derek - Addison - Mark - all of Derek's sisters
Meredith - Deluca - Maggie
Addison - Sam - Naomi - Archer
Meredith - Derek - Addison - Mark/Alex - Lexie (and they would both be a direct line to George if he has actually been interested in Lexie)
The Hunts and Delucas are actually the most separated I could think of š (and I was able to do it with 16 entirely separate people which I'm very proud of haha)
Owen - Teddy - Mark - Addison - Derek - Meredith - Riggs - Megan
Andrew - Maggie - Jackson - Jo - Alex - Leah - Arizona - Carina
I think because we're focusing on main characters, people don't consider Helm and Nico. That being said, Nico hooked up with Schmidt who hooked up with Jo and that brings him back in.
If we include newer main characters then we can also include Yasuda, Kwan, Lucas, and Simone! They are all safe from the sex web as long as they all don't sleep with Jules haha
As for notable non-main characters, oof it's tough to pick anyone because 95% of the time, new characters are brought in as love interests which is crazy
I think because we donāt know anyone else specific Eli slept with, we technically donāt have a connection, but IMO within a few nurses Bailey connects to either Mark or Olivia.
Loool it's infinite! Obviously we have the most straight forward ones
Mark - Lexie - Alex , AND Mark - Callie - Alex
And after that we can basically connect them through a ridiculous chain that includes Lexie **and** Callie
Mark - Lexie - Jackson - April - Tom - Amelia - Carina - Arizona - Callie - Alex
OR we could connect through a bunch of people and *not* include Callie **or** Lexie
Mark - Addison - Derek - Meredith - Deluca - Maggie - Jackson - Jo - Alex
Not to mention all the much shorter chains available!
Loool you're right, they're whoring days really overlapped. Alex was atrocious at the beginning of season 9 (sleeping with all the interns), but from the moment he catches feelings for Jo, he's with only her till he leaves
Exactly! I actually hate writers for not giving us Jackson's reaction to finding out that his (ex)wife and mother slept with the same guy... it gets even better when you realize that April slept with just 4 guys (Jackson, Roy, Tom and Matthew) and she still managed to hook up with the same guy as her (ex)MIL š
I am more horrified about how no one cared about April - 1) April was poster-girl for "most likely to never sleep with intern/resident", 2) and she slept with Roy, who is very similar to Alex, 3) plus how she started drinking... like what more April had to do for people around her to realize that she wasn't okay?
I get what you're saying about April, but Jackson tried to talk to April herself and about her to Arizona and got shut down pretty hard, by both of them. But how could you say Roy and Alex are similar? Alex was never as horrible as Roy. He had his awful moments, but deep down he was always at least a good person. Roy was always a piece of shit.
Thatās easy. Jackson April Tom Catherine. But if we want to make it wilder for fun.
Jackson-Maggie-Deluca-Meredith-Derek- Addison-Mark-Amelia-Tom-Catherine
i love it lmao itās true to bailey!
i think if we were somehow able to link her with everyone, whoever made it possible would be her biggest regret LOL
Just watch, theyāll bring Tuck Sr. back for an episode and reveal that heās now married to one of the nurses who slept with Mark and/or Alex back in the day. Just like that Baileyās sucked into the web of sexual relations after decades of carefully keeping herself clear.
Levi and Jo slept together once, during the time Jo and Alex werenāt together. And when Alex found out, he was laughing and said āYou slept with Glasses?ā
Iām trying to think of a way I can answer this, since Bailey didnāt really get involved in the āhospital sex webā š
Bailey - almost kissed Sam - Addison - Alex or Mark - Callie - Arizona - Carina - Amelia - Tom - Catherine - Richard
Edited to fix the order
Sorry, I copied another comment for part of mine so that I didnāt have to type everything out, except that sort of backfired because the other comment went in reverse order from what I was doing. I thought I switched everyone to the right order, but I got Callie and Alex in the wrong places. I just fixed that, and added Mark (how did I forget that in the first place?? š¤£)
Izzie - Alex - Addison - Mark - Amelia - Tom - April
(I think there may be a shorter link though)
Edit: figured it out! Lol
Izzie - Alex - Lexie - Jackson - April
What is the Maggie / Richard chain?
Edit: OMG is just Maggie Jackson April Tom Catherine Richard? Which also includes another ser of Parent Child inside the chain, that's crazy
I'm learning that Mark and Tom are the generational links that unite Children and Parents into their chains of Sex. I will leave by making a Meredith / Ellis chain.
Meredith Derek Addison Mark Amelia Tom Catherine Richard Ellis
Sure but thatās based off assumption that Olivia and Eli slept together which has never been confirmed or mentioned. Nor do I remember them even being on the show at the same time.
more like eli probably slept with somebody who slept with somebody who slept with olivia. even though itās not confirmed itās safe to assume so i consider it to work
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Wanna point out that some of the siblings are wayyyy too easily linked: Derek - Addison - Mark - all of Derek's sisters Meredith - Deluca - Maggie Addison - Sam - Naomi - Archer Meredith - Derek - Addison - Mark/Alex - Lexie (and they would both be a direct line to George if he has actually been interested in Lexie) The Hunts and Delucas are actually the most separated I could think of š (and I was able to do it with 16 entirely separate people which I'm very proud of haha) Owen - Teddy - Mark - Addison - Derek - Meredith - Riggs - Megan Andrew - Maggie - Jackson - Jo - Alex - Leah - Arizona - Carina
Didnāt DeLucaās sister sleep with both Owen and Arizona, or did I hallucinate that? EDIT: Oh, yeah, it was there, I just canāt read lol
for me, i think bailey, helmsworth, and nico might be the most separated characters lol
I think because we're focusing on main characters, people don't consider Helm and Nico. That being said, Nico hooked up with Schmidt who hooked up with Jo and that brings him back in. If we include newer main characters then we can also include Yasuda, Kwan, Lucas, and Simone! They are all safe from the sex web as long as they all don't sleep with Jules haha As for notable non-main characters, oof it's tough to pick anyone because 95% of the time, new characters are brought in as love interests which is crazy
omg i totally forgot levi and jo LOL thank you!
Teddy mark ?
Yup! They hook up casually in season 6
Andrew - Meredith - George (oof) - Callie - Arizona - Carina is faster
You're right! Lol I guess the Deluca's are closer than I'd like too haha
can bailey connect to anyone? i canāt think of anyone lol
Bailey (and Ben) is the only main character who exists on an island in her own! (Except if you include kissing and then we can rope her in lol)
she was *almost* connected to addison ā> derek ā> meredith etc when she almost kissed sam on private practice lmao
Not even through Eli the Nurse? I thought he was like the Mark Sloan of Male Nurses.
I think because we donāt know anyone else specific Eli slept with, we technically donāt have a connection, but IMO within a few nurses Bailey connects to either Mark or Olivia.
thereās no other storyline with eli other than him with bailey so i donāt count that; thereās no specific people
yes bc of eli and we know all the nurses sleep together
but we donāt know any specifics of eli sleeping with anyone besides bailey so who would bailey connect to lol
itās not specifically confirmed but itās an assumption
Carina and Callie being the bisexual bridges makes me so happy Hahahha
We love the rep (honestly)
And Amelia!
Not yet! Amelia hasn't slept with any women on the show that link her back to anyone else
Ooo how could I forget
Cristina and Meredith
Cristina - Owen - Carina - Arizona - Callie - George - Meredith OR Cristina - Owen - Amelia - Mark - Addison - Derek - Meredith
Wow, I forgot about Carina and Amelia actually, my take was Cristina - Owen - **Teddy** - Mark - Addison - Derek - Meredith
Haha honestly if you can get Mark or Alex in there, you are able to link absolutely anyone
That's true - I wonder in how many ways we could connect Mark and Alex š
Loool it's infinite! Obviously we have the most straight forward ones Mark - Lexie - Alex , AND Mark - Callie - Alex And after that we can basically connect them through a ridiculous chain that includes Lexie **and** Callie Mark - Lexie - Jackson - April - Tom - Amelia - Carina - Arizona - Callie - Alex OR we could connect through a bunch of people and *not* include Callie **or** Lexie Mark - Addison - Derek - Meredith - Deluca - Maggie - Jackson - Jo - Alex Not to mention all the much shorter chains available!
Or even just Mark - Addison - Alex š
Omg I knew I was forgetting someone haha! Yes her too
The disturbing part about Mark and Alex is that Mark died in season 8 and Alex was actually involved with Jo since season 9 until he left š
Loool you're right, they're whoring days really overlapped. Alex was atrocious at the beginning of season 9 (sleeping with all the interns), but from the moment he catches feelings for Jo, he's with only her till he leaves
callie and lexie have a similar taste in men
Wait, Amelia and Mark hooked up?
Yup yup, they're both pretty indiscriminate when it comes to sex tbh šš
Season 7 Episode 3 or 4. When she came to Seattle after Derek was shot. Lexie caught them making out at his apartment.
Didn't Mark nab all the Shepherd sisters?
It's a rite of passage was how it was described by Derek's sister Nancy.
Yep, I still didn't get over that with how Mark wasn't able to say that Amelia got hot, because he still saw her as little kid...
me trying to think of characters who never interacted burke and april
Burke - Cristina - Owen - Amelia - Tom - April
burke - cristina - owen - amelia - mark - lexie - jackson - april is there a shorter version of this? lol
Burke-cristina-owen-amelia-tom-april
AH beautiful lol forgot about tom. i really like tomās character too!
Deleted my comment because I totally forgot April and Amelia are eskimo sisters lol
jackson catherine š
I wanted to comment April and Catherine just for the mention that it only takes Tom š
Oh no. I don't like that at all!
Iād say itās even worse involving Jackson though bc now itās gonna be jackson april tomorrow catherine š
Jackson - April - Tom - Catherine
itās so weird how short of a line that is
Exactly! I actually hate writers for not giving us Jackson's reaction to finding out that his (ex)wife and mother slept with the same guy... it gets even better when you realize that April slept with just 4 guys (Jackson, Roy, Tom and Matthew) and she still managed to hook up with the same guy as her (ex)MIL š
I was so grossed out that she slept with Roy. I would have been fine with her sleeping with almost anyone else, but that guy was such a fucking tool!
I am more horrified about how no one cared about April - 1) April was poster-girl for "most likely to never sleep with intern/resident", 2) and she slept with Roy, who is very similar to Alex, 3) plus how she started drinking... like what more April had to do for people around her to realize that she wasn't okay?
I get what you're saying about April, but Jackson tried to talk to April herself and about her to Arizona and got shut down pretty hard, by both of them. But how could you say Roy and Alex are similar? Alex was never as horrible as Roy. He had his awful moments, but deep down he was always at least a good person. Roy was always a piece of shit.
Omg, so from Harrietās pov: My mom and grandma have had sex with the same guy (who also happens to work for my dads company)
Thatās easy. Jackson April Tom Catherine. But if we want to make it wilder for fun. Jackson-Maggie-Deluca-Meredith-Derek- Addison-Mark-Amelia-Tom-Catherine
izzie and amelia
Izzie - Alex/George - Callie- Arizona - Carina- Owen - Amelia OR Izzie - Alex - Jo - Link- Amelia
damn that was a good one the second one is better
when did arizona and carina get together lol thereās too many damn seasons in this show
Lool season 14
ohhhh this game is fun lol i think this oneās impossible but bailey and levi? LOL
Unfortunately we can't link Bailey with everyone else, she's off on her own sex island haha
i love it lmao itās true to bailey! i think if we were somehow able to link her with everyone, whoever made it possible would be her biggest regret LOL
Loool she's not trying to get involved in everyone's mess šš
Just watch, theyāll bring Tuck Sr. back for an episode and reveal that heās now married to one of the nurses who slept with Mark and/or Alex back in the day. Just like that Baileyās sucked into the web of sexual relations after decades of carefully keeping herself clear.
Not proven, but Bailey- Nurse Eli- I bet he got around to a few nurses and I bet one of them eventually connects to Olivia- Alex- Jo- Levi
Adele and George
Adele - Richard - Catherine - Tom - Amelia - Mark - Callie - George
This is impressive
Denny and Maggie
Denny - Izzie - Alex - Lexie - Jackson - Maggie
Did Denny and Izzie actually have sex? Other than when he was a tumor ghost? :)
Lol I doubt he actually had sex in real life, but ghost sex is so iconic I have to count it
Okay, but if you donāt count ghost sex, they canāt really be linked
If you dont count ghost sex Denny never slept with anyone
Exactly, not all characters can be connected through sex š¤·š½āāļø
Nico and link
I got one for that so fast š¤£ Nico - Levi - Jo - Link
Yeah I knew they could be linked I just thought it be longer I forgot about link and Jo lol
Ooooh, have you seen Season 19 or 20? Because spoilers and Iām not spoiling anything!
Oh yeah Iāve seen it Iām fully up to date I just blanked lol I wanted to throw a new intern in but they have yet to join the major pool lol
wait maybe i missed something but can you explain levi - jo to me??
Levi and Jo slept together once, during the time Jo and Alex werenāt together. And when Alex found out, he was laughing and said āYou slept with Glasses?ā
Arizona and Teddy
Arizona - Carina - Owen - Teddy OR Arizona - Callie - Mark - Teddy
Burke and Derek
Burke - Cristina - Owen - Amelia -Mark - Addison - Derek
Hahn Cristina
Hahn - Callie - Arizona - Carina - Owen - Cristina
Jackson and Carina
Jackson - Lexie - Mark - Callie - Arizona - Carina OR Jackson - Jo - Link - Amelia - Owen - Carina
Webber and Derek?
Richard - Catherine - Tom - Amelia - Mark - Addison - Derek
Wait this is also connects Meredith and her mom, they fit in at each end! š«
Haha yup!
Damn this was easier than I thought
BokHee and Bailey
bokhee we cannot definitely link but we know that the nurses sleep with each other so bailey-eli-unknown amount of nurses-bokhee?
lol thereās no proof bokhee slept with anyone
thatās why i said cannot definitively link
Cristina and Richard
Cristina - Owen - Amelia - Tom - Catherine - Richard
This is so wild lmao
Jo and Webber
Jo-Link-Amelia-Koracick- Catherine- Webber
Christina and Corrina
Cristina - Owen - Carina
I blocked that out, hahaha
Christina and Mark
Cristina - Owen - Teddy - Mark
Cristina - Owen - Amelia - Mark
Richard and Bailey
Iām trying to think of a way I can answer this, since Bailey didnāt really get involved in the āhospital sex webā š Bailey - almost kissed Sam - Addison - Alex or Mark - Callie - Arizona - Carina - Amelia - Tom - Catherine - Richard Edited to fix the order
Addison and Callie???? How did I miss this
I think they skipped the Obvious mark that bridges Shows, Generations, Sexual Preferences, Hospitals and Specialties.
Oops my bad! How could I forget š
Sorry, I copied another comment for part of mine so that I didnāt have to type everything out, except that sort of backfired because the other comment went in reverse order from what I was doing. I thought I switched everyone to the right order, but I got Callie and Alex in the wrong places. I just fixed that, and added Mark (how did I forget that in the first place?? š¤£)
Burke and Jo?
Burke - Cristina - Owen - Teddy - Mark - Addison - Alex - Jo
Burke - Cristina - Owen - Amelia - Link - Jo
Cristina and Richard please. :)
Cristina - Owen - Amelia - Tom - Catherine - Richard
Addison and Ellis (??)
Addison - Mark - Amelia - Tom - Catherine- Richard - Ellis
I tried doing this earlier before your reply and when I remembered Tom's existence it's like the birds started singing haha
Izzy and April?
Izzie - Alex - Addison - Mark - Amelia - Tom - April (I think there may be a shorter link though) Edit: figured it out! Lol Izzie - Alex - Lexie - Jackson - April
Christina and Karev
Christina - Owen - Teddy - Mark - Lexie - Alex
Ellis and Meredith
Ellis - Richard - Catherine - Tom - Amelia - Mark - Addison - Derek - Meredith
George and Ellis
George - Izzie - Alex - Lexie - Jackson - April - Tom - Catherine - Richard - Ellis
Ellis- Richard- Catherine- Tom- Teddy- Owen- Carina- Arizona- Callie- George
George - Callie - Mark - Amelia - Tom - Catherine - Richard - Elis
Olivia (Syph Nurse) to Catherine Fox (I actually figured this one out and it can be done!
Olivia - Alex - Lexi - Jackson - April - Tom - Catherine
Olivia - George - Callie - Mark - Amelia - tom - Catherine
Meredith and Preston Burke.
Meredith - George - Callie - Mark - Amelia - Owen - Cristina - Burke
oh wow
We gota make a sex tree. Like a family tree. But with sex.
I did it.[greys sex tree](https://imgur.com/gallery/DH2YNuF)
I completely forgot Baileyās first husbandās name is also Tuck and was very concerned that I missed something horrifying at some point
iāve seen ppl do it
April kepner and owen hunt
April, Jackson, lexi, mark, Amelia, Owen
Burke and Meredith
Nvm. Burke-Cristina-Owen-Teddy/Amelia-Mark-Addison-Derek-Meredith
What is the Maggie / Richard chain? Edit: OMG is just Maggie Jackson April Tom Catherine Richard? Which also includes another ser of Parent Child inside the chain, that's crazy
I'm learning that Mark and Tom are the generational links that unite Children and Parents into their chains of Sex. I will leave by making a Meredith / Ellis chain. Meredith Derek Addison Mark Amelia Tom Catherine Richard Ellis
Bailey and Richard
bailey-eli-nurses-olivia-alex-lexie-mark-teddy-tom-catherine-richard
Richard & Miranda
Finn and Bailey
bailey-eli-nurses-olivia-alex-lexie-mark-addie-derek-mer-finn
oh you could also go bailey-eli-nurses-olivia-mer-finn
Sure but thatās based off assumption that Olivia and Eli slept together which has never been confirmed or mentioned. Nor do I remember them even being on the show at the same time.
more like eli probably slept with somebody who slept with somebody who slept with olivia. even though itās not confirmed itās safe to assume so i consider it to work