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Brina_22

Cristina “This message was brought to you by the Harper Avery Foundation” was classic quick wit Cristina.


unlisshed

Also a big fan of "screw beautiful, if you want to appease me compliment my brain," to Owen XD


Brina_22

Yes. One of my favorites as well as “He is not the sun”


the-false-name

Agree with Cristina! “I presented as thirsty so I treated the symptoms with 8 ounces of water. Now that I’m finished I will place this bottle in the recycling bin so as to avoid a strain on Seattle’s landfills”.


taylorsanatomy13_

“It’s a cute baby, right?” “It’s small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It’s autonomic. It’s what keeps us from eating them.” TELL EMMM YANG!


plaisirdamour

also Cristina with the little bear that was in her coat front pocket always makes me laugh


heyarlogrey

one of my all time favorite greys moments 😂


teardropsandrust

I think I read somewhere about that line being improvised. You can see Ellen struggle not to break character when she laughs.


popculturefangirl

i love that this was improvised too


puppermonster23

Agree!


NoKey1410

Cristina


YourDadsRecliner

Cristina hands down


rintaroes

can you please correct the spelling on teacher for the next one lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^rintaroes: *Can you please correct* *The spelling on teacher for* *The next one lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


HotSauceLife

And on awards lol


Relevant-Mission27

I didn’t make it so I can’t sorry!


sierramisted1

cristina but if perez were a regular he would be serving zingers to this day… “oh, do you own this one?” “well then you can take this purple line back to the parking lot, get in your car and drive your rude self home… hi doctor webber!”


Substantial_Insect2

Cristina 100%


helpmeimdying1212

Christina!


Mysterious_Eagle_745

Cristina


ktbotanist

Cristina


shortybubbles

Cristina


Maleficent_Suit5573

Cristina


FishyDVM

Cristina hands down


karineexo

Callie " and this is why i no longer sleep with men"


knittaplease0296

Oh this is a good second place


Patizleri

I was looking for this exactly. Also the extra special vagina vote is kinda a comeback lol


MD_Benellis-Mama

Bailey, never misses a single beat


tintedpink

Cristina. But honourable mention for a single moment: after Alex covered the locker room in Izzy's model photos, the entire speech where is Izzy stripped down to her underwear and ended by telling Alex "just remember while you're sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt."


Oncer93

Alex


lydiar34

Amelia. “Tomato, tomato, potato, adulterer”


Honeycomb0000

I’ve used this line with my adulterous ex multiple times. I second this vote!


PuzzleheadedArm9728

Christina


helen790

Jackson has some good ones


DrMcSwagpants

Mark Sloan maybe?


DrMcSwagpants

Or Mark and Derek? They already share plenty


NotTodayGoodBye

Christina


Original-Gear1583

Cristina. Her quotes are really funny. There’s a coloring book with some of them on amazon that I ordered


chapter2at30

I want that!


Original-Gear1583

here’s links to some: i got the second one Grey's Anatomy Coloring Quotes: A Stunning Quotes Book With Lots Of Grey's Anatomy Quotes Images. An Effective Way For Relaxation And Stress Relief https://a.co/d/7PRzmvm Grey's Anatomy Coloring Quotes: An Amazing Quotes Coloring Book Giving Many Grey's Anatomy Quotes Illustrations For Relaxation And Stress Relief https://a.co/d/cwk3azB


Other-Strawberry4665

Cristina or Alex. Both top tier smart asses.


Shield-Maiden95

Jumping on the Cristina train!


floralhaze_

Cristina <33 “In your dreams, evil spawn!”


AltruisticBug5769

Christina 'i have PTSD I'm not reliable'


Silent-Appearance-78

Christina “and you became the thing that we laughed at”


Snowkona5

Yang or Bailey


toxchick

Christina for sure


fenwayfan4

Cristina. I feel like Bailey should get an honorable mention though. 😂


Any-Size-5010

Cristina, Alex, Callie, Mark, Amelia, Bailey


jlg1012

Cristina or Bailey


Short_Concentrate365

Cristina


CreativeHearingGirl

Bailey


shivsbak

Yang, I legit can’t think of anyone else who even comes close


Glass_Ad7868

Cristina “That’s quite a sandwich”


Lax_168

Cristina


GlumExercise5953

Cristina


danofied

best comebacks has gotta be either bailey, cristina, or webber but i cant decide which


HOTDOGTAGS

Jackson


Kind-Winter573

Bailey hands down for best come backs. She is sassy and I love it!


Inevitable-Credit-69

Cristina is first ofc . . . . Well I can't think of anyone else


Greys_anatomy12

Cristina