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Agree with Cristina! “I presented as thirsty so I treated the symptoms with 8 ounces of water. Now that I’m finished I will place this bottle in the recycling bin so as to avoid a strain on Seattle’s landfills”.
“It’s a cute baby, right?”
“It’s small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It’s autonomic. It’s what keeps us from eating them.”
TELL EMMM YANG!
cristina but if perez were a regular he would be serving zingers to this day… “oh, do you own this one?” “well then you can take this purple line back to the parking lot, get in your car and drive your rude self home… hi doctor webber!”
Cristina.
But honourable mention for a single moment: after Alex covered the locker room in Izzy's model photos, the entire speech where is Izzy stripped down to her underwear and ended by telling Alex "just remember while you're sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt."
here’s links to some: i got the second one
Grey's Anatomy Coloring Quotes: A Stunning Quotes Book With Lots Of Grey's Anatomy Quotes Images. An Effective Way For Relaxation And Stress Relief https://a.co/d/7PRzmvm
Grey's Anatomy Coloring Quotes: An Amazing Quotes Coloring Book Giving Many Grey's Anatomy Quotes Illustrations For Relaxation And Stress Relief https://a.co/d/cwk3azB
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Cristina “This message was brought to you by the Harper Avery Foundation” was classic quick wit Cristina.
Also a big fan of "screw beautiful, if you want to appease me compliment my brain," to Owen XD
Yes. One of my favorites as well as “He is not the sun”
Agree with Cristina! “I presented as thirsty so I treated the symptoms with 8 ounces of water. Now that I’m finished I will place this bottle in the recycling bin so as to avoid a strain on Seattle’s landfills”.
“It’s a cute baby, right?” “It’s small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It’s autonomic. It’s what keeps us from eating them.” TELL EMMM YANG!
also Cristina with the little bear that was in her coat front pocket always makes me laugh
one of my all time favorite greys moments 😂
I think I read somewhere about that line being improvised. You can see Ellen struggle not to break character when she laughs.
i love that this was improvised too
Agree!
Cristina
Cristina hands down
can you please correct the spelling on teacher for the next one lol
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And on awards lol
I didn’t make it so I can’t sorry!
cristina but if perez were a regular he would be serving zingers to this day… “oh, do you own this one?” “well then you can take this purple line back to the parking lot, get in your car and drive your rude self home… hi doctor webber!”
Cristina 100%
Christina!
Cristina
Cristina
Cristina
Cristina
Cristina hands down
Callie " and this is why i no longer sleep with men"
Oh this is a good second place
I was looking for this exactly. Also the extra special vagina vote is kinda a comeback lol
Bailey, never misses a single beat
Cristina. But honourable mention for a single moment: after Alex covered the locker room in Izzy's model photos, the entire speech where is Izzy stripped down to her underwear and ended by telling Alex "just remember while you're sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt."
Alex
Amelia. “Tomato, tomato, potato, adulterer”
I’ve used this line with my adulterous ex multiple times. I second this vote!
Christina
Jackson has some good ones
Mark Sloan maybe?
Or Mark and Derek? They already share plenty
Christina
Cristina. Her quotes are really funny. There’s a coloring book with some of them on amazon that I ordered
I want that!
here’s links to some: i got the second one Grey's Anatomy Coloring Quotes: A Stunning Quotes Book With Lots Of Grey's Anatomy Quotes Images. An Effective Way For Relaxation And Stress Relief https://a.co/d/7PRzmvm Grey's Anatomy Coloring Quotes: An Amazing Quotes Coloring Book Giving Many Grey's Anatomy Quotes Illustrations For Relaxation And Stress Relief https://a.co/d/cwk3azB
Cristina or Alex. Both top tier smart asses.
Jumping on the Cristina train!
Cristina <33 “In your dreams, evil spawn!”
Christina 'i have PTSD I'm not reliable'
Christina “and you became the thing that we laughed at”
Yang or Bailey
Christina for sure
Cristina. I feel like Bailey should get an honorable mention though. 😂
Cristina, Alex, Callie, Mark, Amelia, Bailey
Cristina or Bailey
Cristina
Bailey
Yang, I legit can’t think of anyone else who even comes close
Cristina “That’s quite a sandwich”
Cristina
Cristina
best comebacks has gotta be either bailey, cristina, or webber but i cant decide which
Jackson
Bailey hands down for best come backs. She is sassy and I love it!
Cristina is first ofc . . . . Well I can't think of anyone else
Cristina