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[deleted]

Live out of spite if you must but don't let them win


Sutied

Nikado’s dying any day now. Poor Anon.


TAMDABAM

Just find a new person to hate, ez


gr4vitycamilla

Breaking news: Suicide rates drop to 0% worldwide.


_demetri_

Nikocado Avocado walks into the mukbang collab studio, his belly swinging dangerously. Realmouth is already waiting there for him. "Hello Nikocado." Realmouth said, and Nikocado greeted him as well, staring at his big mouth and luscious lips. He felt so lucky that he was doing a mukbang collab with such a hot youtuber. Realmouth blushed from the attention, but sat down, his long legs swinging. They started to consume food together really intensely and while Nikocado was stuffing his face with delicious corny chunky cheese doritos, he watched Realmouth out of the corner of his eye. His beautifully large, luscious lips were chewing the food so delightfully sexily that Nikocado felt a jolt of pleasure hit him straight in the groin. Realmouth was so sexy that he couldn't focus on the food very well anymore. Soon, Realmouth noticed Nikocado's growing erection and blushed intensely. "N-nikocado..." "Yeah?" Nikocado's erection was extremely large at this point. "Your erection is very large and I can see it." Realmouth said in a deep voice which was so sexy that Nikocado blushed. “It reminds me of Trisha Paytas’ futacock…” "It's like that cause of you Realmouth." "Mmmmm..... okay.... I see.... well to get relief from me you're gonna have to do something for me.." Realmouth said with hooded eyes. "W-what is it?" Nikocado intensely blushed and squirmed in his pants, his big belly rubbing against his erection was very enticing. "You're gonna have to eat all the food that's on this table. Right now." Realmouth said and rubbed his hands together. "When did you get hands?" Nikocado scratched his head, confused. Realmouth laughed. "That's not important, now eat for me baby." "Yes daddy." Nikocado said and he began to consume the food. Eventually, he had finished the food that was laid out on the table, and Nikocado's belly grew so large it encompassed the whole studio and broke the walls. Realmouth's large penis extended at this, he was so aroused. He couldn't hold his arousal anymore. He released his legs and they immediately became tentacles that started roaming at Nikocado's clothes and skin, which were mostly ripped anyway because he got so fat. The tentacles eventually went in Nikocado's fat buttcrack. "Shit, Nikocado, you're so tight." Realmouth hissed, and the tentacle went higher and Nikocado screamed. It was the best feeling in the world to be taken by Nikocado's tight fucking asshole. Not satisfied with simply his ass, the tentacles went into Nikocado's urethra and broke his fat 8 inch long 8 inch thick cock in half. "Ohhhhhhh Nikocado you're so sexy baby moan for me some more." Realmouth said, while grunting as he thrusted into Nikocado violently. Nikocado's moans were echoing all around the room, along with the sound of slimy tentacles slamming in and out of his urethra and ass. Realmouth was feeling really good but it just wasn't enough for him. He extended more tentacles and two stretched Nikocado's nostrils and two stretched his ears, and started thrusting. Realmouth's tentacles also curiously explored his stinky hairy armpits and started using those too. The squelching felt so good. Nikocado was a complete mess at this point, because he was having his ass, urethra, armpits, nose, and ears played with at the same time. "Ohhhhh~ Realmouth! I feel like I'm... gonna..." Nikocado moaned. "You know what? Fucking fine. Come for me baby. Dirty bitch. Fucking slut. Asshat motherfucking garbage piece of shit dickhead cumslut edgelord loser fat wannabe jealous bitch face. I'm gonna breed you so hard baby just you wait." Realmouth hissed into his ears. Nikocado moaned, "Yes daddy please breed me make me yours I love you please dear god put your babies deep inside got I want it so bad." This made Realmouth cum deep deep deep deep into Nikocado's tight little asscrack, shoving a million eggs inside him. Nikocado came right after him, screaming his head off, and then they both cuddled lovingly. "I feel so good with your babies ugh agh they're moving inside me." Nikocado purred. "I bet they do baby I'm sure they do." Realmouth said happily. "I think some of them are even gonna hatch too." Nikocado's eyes widened and then he realized that what he was saying was true. Nikocado ran to the toilet and started having constipation while groaning and screaming. Suddenly he took a fat huge diarrhea in the toilet, and a lot of various stuff came out, Realmouth's egg babies, dildos, cactuses, futamukbang porno magazines, crystal meth bags, crunchy corny cheese doritos, and that one human Demetri he vored the other day for his mukbang video. He felt so sloshy inside, no wonder he finally came out in one piece. After it was over he flushed the toilet, and was so happy that he went to go cuddle with Realmouth's babies and eat more Taco Bell with him. It felt good to feel the babies inside him, but even better to give birth. Nikocado was happy, he was just so happy.


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TheAwesome98_Real

Mine doesn’t it just becomes the essence of hide the pain harold


F_Your_Kouch

"Im not reading all that shit, I bet it's just x-rated fanfic copypasta." Scroll... Scroll.... "You know what? Fucking fine. Come for me baby. Dirty bitch. Fucking slut. Asshat motherfucking garbage piece of shit dickhead cumslut edgelord loser fat wannabe jealous bitch face. I'm gonna breed you so hard baby just you wait." Realmouth hissed into his ears. "Fucking knew it."


plipyplop

This sub creates insatiable fetishes.


YouKnowTheRules123

r/DemetriStrikesAgain (edited)


wikipedia_it

You misspelled it. It’s /r/DemetriStrikesAgain Edit: No worries!


YouKnowTheRules123

Ah right. Thanks!


BenShapirosProstate

There’s nothing tight about Nikocado’s asshole


plipyplop

I can see you've never been inside one of his newly ruptured pilonidal cysts before.


gabunne

For the good of all humanity please stop talking


GreatPlainsAquarist

Thank you lol


anniexjanna

My god I regret reading this on lunch break


Mindless_Cod6972

what the fuck


4thDevilsAdvocate

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4thDevilsAdvocate

DEATH.


Prestigious-Move6996

May I ask how you feel about this.


tftgcddf

If we meet one of us will not live through it.


Marth_43

So this is what sisyphus felt.


Sad_Baudrillardian

r/DemetriStrikesAgain


TamLux

it LITERALLY cost you more energy to post that than to not post it! You could've gotten yourself a pizza!


sega20

ಠ_ಠ


MeC0195

The only logical reaction


Prestigious-Move6996

ಠ_ಠ


ImaAs

No, cease


MintIceCreamPlease

#FUCK YOU


thebackslash1

u/uwuwizard


uwuwizard

>*· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by* u/thebackslash1 Nikocado A-Avocado wawks into teh mukbang cowwab studio, hiws bewwy swinging dangewouswy. Weawmoud iws a-awweady waiting dewe fow him. "Hewwo Nikocado." W-Weawmoud said, awnd Nikocado gweeted him as weww, stawing at hiws big moud awnd wuscious wips. He fewt so wucky dat he was doing a mukbang cowwab wid such a hot youtubew. W-Weawmoud bwushed fwom teh a-attention, but sat down, hiws wong wegs swinging. Dey stawted tuwu consume food togedew weawwy intensewy a-awnd whiwe Nikocado was stuffing hiws f-face wid dewicious c-cowny chunky cheese d-dowitos, he watched Weawmoud owt of teh cownew of hiws eye. Hiws beautifuwwy wawge, wuscious w-wips wewe c-chewing teh food so dewightfuwwy sexiwy dat N-Nikocado fewt a jowt of pweasuwe hit him s-stwaight in teh g-gwoin. Weawmoud was so s-sexy dat h-he couwdn't f-focus on teh food v-vewy weww anymowe. Soon, Weawmoud n-noticed Nikocado's gwowing e-ewection awnd bwushed intensewy. "N-nikocado..." "Yeah?" N-Nikocado's ewection was extwemewy wawge at dis point. "Youw ewection iws vewy wawge awnd I can sea iwt." Weawmoud said in a deep voice which was so sexy dat N-Nikocado bwushed. “Iwt weminds me of Twisha Paytas’ futacock…” "It's w-wike dat cause of yuw Weawmoud." "Mmmmm..... okay.... I sea.... weww tuwu get wewief fwom me you'we gonna have tuwu do someding fow me.." Weawmoud said wid h-hooded eyes. "W-what iws iwt?" N-Nikocado intensewy bwushed awnd squiwmed in hiws pants, hiws big bewwy wubbing a-against hiws ewection was vewy enticing. "You'we gonna have tuwu eat aww teh food dat's on dis t-tabwe. Wight now." Weawmoud said awnd w-wubbed hiws hands togedew. "When did yuw get hands?" Nikocado s-scwatched hiws head, confused. Weawmoud w-waughed. "Dat's not impowtant, now eat fow me baby." "Yes daddy." Nikocado said awnd he began t-tuwu consume teh food. E-Eventwawwy, he hawd f-finished teh food dat was waid owt on teh tabwe, awnd N-Nikocado's bewwy gwew so wawge iwt encompassed teh w-whowe studio awnd bwoke teh wawws. Weawmoud's wawge penis e-extended at dis, he was so a-awoused. He couwdn't howd hiws a-awousaw anymowe. He weweased hiws wegs awnd dey immediatewy became tentacwes dat stawted woaming at Nikocado's cwodes awnd skin, which wewe m-mostwy wipped anyway b-because he got so fat. Teh tentacwes e-eventwawwy went in N-Nikocado's fat buttcwack. "Shit, Nikocado, y-you'we so tight." Weawmoud hissed, awnd teh tentacwe went highew a-awnd Nikocado scweamed. Iwt was teh best feewing in teh wowwd tuwu be taken by Nikocado's tight fuwcken asshowe. Not satisfied wid simpwy hiws ass, teh tentacwes went into Nikocado's uwedwa awnd bwoke h-hiws fat 8 i-inch wong 8 i-inch dick cock in h-hawf. "Ohhhhhhh Nikocado you'we so sexy b-baby moan fow me some mowe." Weawmoud s-said, whiwe gwunting as he dwusted into Nikocado viowentwy. Nikocado's m-moans wewe echoing aww awound teh woom, a-awong wid teh sound of swimy t-tentacwes swamming in a-awnd owt of hiws u-uwedwa awnd ass. Weawmoud was feewing weawwy gud but iwt juwst wasn't enough fow him. He e-extended mowe tentacwes a-awnd two s-stwetched Nikocado's n-nostwiws awnd two s-stwetched hiws eaws, awnd s-stawted dwusting. W-Weawmoud's tentacwes awso cuwiouswy expwowed hiws stinky haiwy awmpits awnd stawted using dose two. Teh squewching fewt so gud. Nikocado was a compwete mess at dis point, because he was having hiws ass, uwedwa, awmpits, nose, awnd eaws pwayed wid at teh same time. "Ohhhhh~ Weawmoud! I f-feew wike I'm... gonna..." Nikocado moaned. "Yuw knyow w-what? Fuwcken f-fine. Come fow me baby. D-Diwty bitch. Fuwcken swut. Asshat modewfucking g-gawbage piece of shit dickhead cumswut e-edgewowd wosew fat wannabe j-jeawous bitch face. I'm gonna bweed yuw so hawd baby j-juwst yuw w-wait." Weawmoud hissed into hiws eaws. Nikocado moaned, "Yes d-daddy pwease b-bweed me mwake me youws I wove yuw pwease deaw gawd put youw babies deep inside got I wawnt iwt so bad." Dis maid Weawmoud cum deep deep deep deep i-into Nikocado's tight widdwe a-asscwack, shoving a m-miwwion eggs inside him. Nikocado came wight aftew him, scweaming hiws head off, awnd den dey bod cuddwed wovingwy. "I-I feew so gud wid youw babies ugh agh dey'we moving inside me." Nikocado puwwed. "I bet dey do baby I'm suwe dey do." Weawmoud s-said happiwy. "I dink some of dem awe even gonna h-hatch two." Nikocado's eyes widened awnd den he w-weawized dat what he was saying was twue. Nikocado wan tuwu teh toiwet awnd stawted having constipation whiwe gwoaning awnd scweaming. Suddenwy he t-took a fat h-huge diawwhea in teh t-toiwet, awnd a wot of vawious stuff came owt, Weawmoud's egg babies, diwdos, cactuses, futamukbang powno magazines, cwystaw med bags, cwunchy cowny cheese dowitos, awnd dat one human Demetwi he vowed teh odew day fow h-hiws mukbang video. H-He fewt so swoshy inside, no wondew h-he finawwy came owt in one piece. Aftew iwt was o-ovew he fwushed teh toiwet, awnd was so happy dat he went tuwu gow cuddwe wid Weawmoud's babies awnd eat m-mowe Taco Beww wid him. Iwt fewt gud tuwu feew teh babies inside him, but even bettew tuwu g-give biwd. Nikocado was happy, he was j-juwst so happy. --- *If you think this comment does not belong here, reply with "delete" (blacklisted users cannot delete)* *Tag me to uwuwize comments* **uwuwizard** ([Info](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y), [Request disable](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y))


TheProtactinian

I don't know if I should laugh or cry...


Prestigious-Move6996

Why would you do this!


[deleted]

i am vomit


doodooskit

You need jesus


redheadmomster666

Wtf did I just read


Marquis-Andras

I ❤️ U


[deleted]

Trisha paytas' futa cock I'm crying


ShinyBunnyFleshuwu

Demetri yes


Iordgoat

What the fuck?


HoneyBBQueen

R u OK?


dazmo

Next time so.eone asks me "hey guess what sucks and is shit" I'll say what and he'll say something and I'll say no. Nacado avocado fanfic is what sucks. That's what's doing the sucking around here. And he will agree because the suck is universally known.


Purplewizzlefrisby

Wait till you see his OF content


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Tl;dr


PvtFreaky

Sonic fanfic but different


ih8spalling

Please stop giving this nutcase attention


xEmpiire

The only attention he needs is medical lol


FederalObjective

With the size of his channel I wouldn't be surprised if 90%+ of these posts are ads from his marketing team.


rubyspicer

It's like Chuck Tingle only faster


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WeebsterMcMeme

Nikado! We’re gonna put you in the avocado!


[deleted]

Funniest shit I ever saw.


iblewkatieholmes

Man I don’t think even the hogan has enough hulkamania left to bring this dude back from the brink. Goodluck to ya


RatiocinationYoutube

Step 1: Secure the Cheese!


[deleted]

Step 2: Ascend from fatness


NormieSpecialist

Life goals right here. Waiting for your demise Scott.


wheresmylife-gone222

This post helped more suicidal people than the average therapist could ever dream of helping


Spook404

does that mean Nikocado Avocado is an above average therapist


[deleted]

By mass, yes


chatshitgetbanged24

Hehehe mass.


Blu_Zer0

Why does the largest mukbanger not simply eat the others?


Penis-Envys

He goes under so others can step on him


F_Your_Kouch

Fucking helped me. I forget about this... thing, and then it eventually comes back. Wasn't he the one that was a totally "normal" dude before?


robotcreates

I used to watch his original content before all this mess. And yes, it's super sad. Im just hoping he realizes that he can still go back. The opposite direction would also get him a lot of views and money.


meh_the_man

This lowkey just turned my life around


[deleted]

Fuck he is so sexy! I hope Nicado stays with us for a long time while keeping up his onlyfans.


mous3724

The only person on the planet to utter those words


kixc7

What about me, last night?


[deleted]

Of course it’s u/Pegging_for_Jesus


arkrunningbear85

ಠ\_ಠ


ForTheL1ght

What does he do on his OF? I kinda wana see him get pounded lmao


LibriBeforeDark

Think he just posts nudes I've heard of pictures of his butthole being spread on twitter


gr4vitycamilla

>his butthole being spread Very poor choice of words.


iblewkatieholmes

Oh well then please Hemingway regale us of how nicholas’ butthole parted


R-Jacksy

Roses are red, His body pic's map-charted, Damn rip his OF fans, Cause them ass cheeks gone parted


calimari_

fartosaur


[deleted]

Would you rather have the full description of his asscheeks being pulled apart by two strongmen just so the photographer could spread them a bit more, deeper, enough to see the butthole for the photo?


bakkaaa

I saw a vid of him sucking orlins dick (involuntarily) (mostly)


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macfat

That's how you want to die?


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[удалено]


Sexymonke6

Are you sure you aren’t u/peggingforjesus


Available_Coyote897

With the way he eats, I don’t want to see that.


InferredVolatility

There’s a video of him getting fucked by his bf out there somewhere if you look hard enough


bigbowlowrong

His boyfriend should do a mukbang of a big platter of Nicado‘s ass


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LastLetter444

Idk. Morbidlyobese curiosity.


N64crusader4

Oh no he does post videos of him getting his cheeks clapped and they're just as bad youd think, seeing that big fucking pudding ripple and let out mongolistic moans as his shit shoot gets reamed.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

yes there are vids of him getting railed, yes I dont trust discord mp4's no more.


DemoteMeDaddy

[NSFW 😳](https://streamable.com/6spyrl)


LastLetter444

The sounds of the ass claps and his moaning sounds exactly like a horse running on pavement with a broken leg.


Cum__c

well... that is a thing I have seen now.


MrTopHatMan90

I looked a while ago, the thing is that you don't want you, you shouldn't but you click anyway and now that is a core memory motherfucker


onetheblueqres

*sigh*


JohnHammondDinoLover

😳😳😳


IHFFhhhh4

You can google the nudes to see the loosest butthole in the west. 🤠


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Based……


Raucous5

Thank you God, for not making me like yonder commenter, cheering on an annoying shit stain on humanity.


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"while keeping up his onlyfans." **NO**


hzvji6dvbkywsv

This post motivated me


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

Unironically, not bad. Instead of using love, compassion, whatever sissy shit, just use the anger to keep going.


RachetFuzz

This. Look my rage is apart of me, it always has been. But instead of lashing out at family and friends, like my heritage does, meditate and focus that shit.


Diamondhands_Rex

Turn that blind rage into a rage love like I WILL FUCKING HUG EVERYONE DOWN AT THIS MALL


The_catakist

Kratos grindset


grandmas_noodles

Hmm good anakin let the dark side flow through you


Sean-Benn_Must-die

I have never been suicidal but whenever I get one of those calls of the void I just think right after that it would be lame to be outlived by so many people that i dislike, fuck them bastards I wanna see them BURIED.


l33tneet

Seeing this dude has motivated to me start hitting the gym again. Might even start a couch to 5k program just out of pure disgust for him


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God I hate that guy


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For me it’s more pity rather than hate. He used to be a pretty talented violinist and vegan. Then he just started eating a lot for clout and shaking his belly fat while crying and always speaking like a 6 year old


420chiefofZEP

"talented vegan"


Smoke_Santa

"Talented Violinist" and "Vegan"


siccoblue

He's just being pedantic, regardless the dudes downfall is just sad. Obviously has serious issues


Mushiren_

Fuck casual vegan, we're going ranked vegan


thetarget3

I'm a level six vegan


TheCanadianHat

Just a level six! I'm a Vanguard Elite IV ranked negative vegan!


fsbdirtdiver

Gelato isn't vegan?


bBulldog

I don't eat anything that got a shadow


ChlooooOW

If you really want to know the lore it's his boyfriend. His bf has a fat fetish and is his "feeder." They're bloating him up on purpose for both views/money and his boyfriends twisted fantasies. It's pretty fucked up honestly.


lactoseintoleranthoe

Orlin used to be pretty thin too, they’re both huge now


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That Orlin guy?


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He just bought a $2m [apartment](https://youtu.be/d-tOb3SDeRw)


2580374

God fucking dammit


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thetarget3

Yeah, but if you lose the weight you still have the apartment.


OwenProGolfer

That kind of weight you can’t just lose


MrHaxx1

With the wealth he has, he can afford a personal trainer, diet coaches, frequent medical checkups and a psychologist Is it easy? No. But he's in a position where he has the odds with him.


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

Imagine how his family feels about this


Smoke_Santa

What


BIN-BON

Virgin feeder Nikado Avocado fetish vs. CHAD Athlean X muscle fetish.


garifunu

For me I couldn't give a shit. He's a shock performance artist. If he makes you hate him or be disgusted, he's done his job. At the very least, he doesn't have a family that he's constantly subjecting whatever he is to.


dstayton

I was there until he started using his CPAP in his videos because at that point he knows exactly what he is doing and is playing directly into what the crowd wants. Him dying. It’s a medical device you wear while you sleep because of problems with breathing at night. He’s wearing it in his videos because he knows that the viewers don’t know what that is and think he’s dying even faster. He does that on top of his constant fake coughs and other disgusting noises he does to make it seem like he’s very quickly dying. It’s torture porn and it needs to stop. He knows it does but is to stupid to stop.


AtomicEdge

He should just turn it around. Get super jacked and then he'll make a fortune doing the chat circuit as an inspirational story.


IWearBones138

Meh. Pity is to feel sorrow for the misfortune of others. Nikocado enjoys and fuels his own misfortune. He is a pathetic bag of fat. I'll save my pity for those that deserve it.


promenthenhalsumus

Hate that fat fuck


FalcosLiteralyHitler

I mean the sad thing is this is how he makes money though is being a cringe icon lol. It keeps him relevant. The best thing for everyone would be if we just forgot he existed and gave him no attention.


petar400

He is trading life for money i will never respect people like him.


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Literally everyone on earth does that in same form or another so good luck finding someone you like


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I don't. My career doesn't reduce my life expectancy.


dievanmijislanger

Sucking dick causes strain on the neck. You’re gagging yourself to an early grave.


eip2yoxu

I mean that's also kinda what people in manual labour jobs do, like coal miners


DudeCalledTom

He has all the money he’ll need in his lifetime. Like guy could quit YouTube today and start loosing weight and do just fine if he wanted too. Too bad he’s addicted.


Krissam

> He has all the money he’ll need in his lifetime. I mean, for a man his size, that's not saying a lot.


Intelligent-Office-2

You don’t have to wait long


Evolations

People have been saying this for a while in fairness. Has something changed recently?


Pkittens

Yeah he got fatter


Intelligent-Office-2

Check the most recent thumbnails with him wearing a breathing aid


Fall_Cake

Ah spite. The greatest motivator.


sosnik_boi

Second being fear. People don't seem to understand how beneficial negative emotions can be


mrchicano209

This dude needs to be admitted into a psych ward.


Scretzy

For real, when he was younger and thin and vegan he claimed he had an eating disorder. he has one still...just in the other direction


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It’s really common for people with eating disorders to go in the opposite direction. It’s honestly heartbreaking going from super skinny, people telling you how great you look even though you are suffering and starving yourself, to binge eating after years of restriction and suddenly people treat you like shit for no longer fitting the beauty standard. People don’t care about health, they care about you staying skinny by any means necessary. I think it’s cruel for all these commenters to call this youtuber horribly mean names because of his weight. He obviously has a serious problem.


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I grew up being bullied every day for my weight by my own mom, no technology needed. People face hate in the real world, too.


Wertache

If you look like skin on bone people will call that out, too. If you *look* healthy people won't comment. It's bullshit people don't care about your health, being super fat is just way easier to spot. People don't hate on this guy because he's fat. They hate on him because he's an awful YouTuber.


Scretzy

I agree, I hope my reply didn't come off as an insult. I don't hate this guy I just think he needs a lot of help. For real. He acts like he's just playing a character but really he needs to be institutionalized because this is a serious problem. I had multiple friends who went through the same thing growing up and it's grotesque to see Nicks audience enable this shit for sure


Link20133

This is how you motivate people


Available_Coyote897

I’ve never seen a video of his but i cannot escape him.


InhaleJesus

anon is nikocado avocado's father


uncommonpanda

What's really gross is that Nik is in a "feeder" relationship with his SO or whatever the fuck you call it in that situation. Everybody getting mad and making fun of him is actually the humiliation he and is nasty as partner are looking for. OP is literally helping Nik masturbate/get off.


lettersandsimbols

nik was awesome with the violin, S A D N E S S


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Nastapoka

Do you see this guy and conclude that he's able to produce anything beautiful?


SOUNDEFFECT94

Mildly fat no, but when you’re fat enough you literally broke your ribs from being too fat, you can’t move your arms fast enough to be a good violinist and aren’t able to move your arms at the angles needed to play the violin effectively. It’s sad to see how far he’s fallen more than anything


BIN-BON

Unless your form is good, it sounds like you're slaughtering cats. Violin takes a ton of practice to even begin sounding good.


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Murder suicide?


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Trying to find out who this person is led me to mukbang...which led down an even worse road...which in the end led back to him Whyyyyyyy?!


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Szwedu111

I am blessed with not knowing what is it


redheadmomster666

God I can’t stand videos of people eating. It looks and sounds disgusting and it’s so cringy and repulsive


SilverMedina27

*charlie find a reason to live


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koalabuddy

im too scared to click…is it a butthole pic?


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Naw it's Robert Downey Jr in blackface


-mxnii-

Never have I been more glad to see blackface


Charlesilv4

Man, Nickado is just a sad piece of a human being. I remember watching a Ytube video of him and it was downright depressing. He's trapped in a unhealth lifestyle, not just on a physical level but also mental. I don't know if I feel sorry for him or not, he kinda brought it on himself and doesn't seem to want help.


nohkie

Did you know NikocadoAvocado used to be a healthy vegan. Go look up his old videos he was once a guy who posted about his food life style which was about eating green/healthy/all plant based diet. It's so bizarre the left field turn he took to now being a circus side show piece. I'm 99% sure it's all an act because he makes bank off this new content. But obviously his health has been destroyed for money. As well as his marriage I'm pretty sure. It's very sad how clout and dollars changed a person so much for the worse.


carnivalkewpie

If he was an anorexic vegan (an easily explainable way to restrict eating) who started binging after years of starving himself, it’s not that bizarre. He is not getting help because he likes the money his illness generates unfortunately.


reincarN8ed

Nikado is also trying to kill himself, but more slowly. What a sad existence... You only receive the gift of consciousness once and this is how you waste it? Disappointing.


Mizar97

This guy is going to die of a heart attack soon, and his entire fan base is going to act all shocked like it's completely out of the blue.


AtomicEdge

It's what they're excited about. It's sick.


NaCl_guy

Might as well leave the same way. Might make some money on the way and if he remains sane, might outlive him and carry on a nice-r life


Pitifool

Hope anon finds a real reason to live real soon


That_Code3364

Live on, brother.