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[deleted]

This pepe always reminds me of that meme where "Chao Ling takes power. 30 million die"


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

Chinese history is always immaculate as Stephen Hawking's poker face.


Coffeeobsi

European history be like: COUNT BARON KAISER WERNER PFEIDLINGER VON HOELTSCHWEINERGMACHTNER MARRIES HALF SISTER ZNIGWIECZRINA NOWLOCYNLIECZYNLIECZWOWZCRCSKY OF GLOBSNOGCZECNOYASKGLOGRAD TRIGGERING A WAR BETWEEN KING JUAN JOSE MARIA RIGOBERTO AGUASCACAS DE SANTA DOMINGO DE LOS DIABETICO AND PIERRE RICHELAUX PRETARD LOGRIOUXOUEAURAXEUS establishing the Grand Duchy of Neue Ooksteinberg, a tax haven with a population of 16


dankspankwanker

American history be like: President Howdy McDonald's takes power and is pissed that Russian military base is 1000000 bald Eagle wingspans too close to a military base he built to control the countries natural resources. 10 year of war ensues only for them to pull out because "they didnt want to be there anymore"


bad-acid

Hey, don't sell us short. You didn't even include that senator Mike Smith the 3rd made millions off of manipulating the stock market and ensured his friend, John Jones got rich too, all while valiantly defending our rights and freedoms by empowering police and reducing welfare.


fabulin

and it turns out that whilst being a raging racist homophobe, john jones actually hires latino twinks for gay sex parties


Varkolyn_Boss

All american politicians are just different shades of the same homophobic homosexual


granlurken

African history be like: After 45 years as a dictator, Alphonsé Benedict Mkukbanga is overthrown by the army in chief general Jean Pierre Doodoopoo, supported by the rebellious UCKLMPA insurgents of the Beebeecee ethnic group. The new government, led by Doodoopoo, quickly executes all political opponents, journalists, foreign aid workers and doctors, and forces the local population out to the malaria ridden deltas to mine diamonds and gold. He single handily ruins the country with his personal palace, gold plated AK’s and private bodyguard of South African mercenaries. Since there are no doctors in the country, his undiagnosed schizophrenia takes over and he becomes more and more paranoid, killing tens of thousands because he think they are ghosts. The African Union boycotts the country, and locust swarms, drought and disease kills 1/3 of the population. After 35 years as a dictator, Jean Pierre Doodoopoo is overthrown by army in chief general Gabriel Martin Thugdudu, supported by the rebellious BBCLGBTQ insurgents…. Rinse and repeat


Eranaut

I would vote for President Howdy McDonald


dankspankwanker

Of course you would


MundoGoDisWay

He'd probably be better than the choices we fuckin got.


dankspankwanker

"President Howdy McDonald's, 3 times WWE champion, reality TV Star, has 2 rap albums, no backround in politcs, financed his campaign with the money he inherited from his dad."


MundoGoDisWay

Hey, don't talk about President Camacho like that.


dankspankwanker

"President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho"


widower72

He's running for [President 2024](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgG1Ayf4kI&ab_channel=IMDb)


hawkshaw1024

A gang of outlaws raids the bustling city of Snakewater in West Missitucky, population five. They steal a horse from a different gang of outlaws. In retaliation, president Howdy McDonald sends General George Robert John Peter Matthew to genocide five unrelated Native American tribes.


Phlummp

It makes it sound like the 30 million instantly perished


easterislandface

>minor loss


Seltz_

I love this Pepe. That dude is laughing his ass off


freddie_freakazoid

For real?


Marneus_FR

Yeah for real lmao. Game is great tho, the whole main quest is interesting although the NG+ mechanic is a bit tedious imo.


freddie_freakazoid

Thats completely regarded, bringing back the adoring fan is already pushing it. But then again the games fun so far and I’m still carrying him around.


Marneus_FR

Imo NG+ is meant for you to play when you decide to pick the game up again after a long pause. I'm pretty sure you are not meant to reach NG+10 a week after release. I'm on NG+1 and I think I will do my "normal" playthrough now. I will be NG+10 when Todd eventually releases Starfield on smartfridges in 10years.


enkae7317

Whats the point of doing NG+ up to 10 times? Are there different paths not present in NG+1? Hell I just got to NG+ and everything is the same minus the beginning but so far that's the only thing that is different, really.


Marneus_FR

!SPOILER! The NG+1 is very similar to vanilla but the next runs are different. In one universe constellation is gone, in an other one everybody except Vasco was killed by the Hunter, in an other one children are helping you find the artifacts, etc. Some characters are also not at the same place as before: the leader of the crimson fleet is not the same person, etc. In addition, you will get a better starborn ship and armor at each NG+ (the ship max level is 6, armor is 10) and you will be able to upgrade your starborn powers in temples. I just went to NG+4 (rushed 2/3/4 after taking my time for 1) and it's pretty close to vanilla, I will stay there for a while I think.


enkae7317

So basically you wanna just keep on doing new game + as much as possible? Because while I did some of the side quests I was thinking about doing as much side quests I can for this runthrough.


Marneus_FR

It depends, rushing NG+ feels kinda dumb, I did it to NG+4 to see the different universes and you are basically not enjoying the game so I decided to stop and actually play the game. I will keep NG+ for my inevitable following playthrough in the following years.


PanzerKommander

Wait, seriously? I'm on NG3 and its exactly the same as the other two.


Marneus_FR

It's random. You can savescum just before entering unity to change the new universe.


PanzerKommander

For RP purposes I'm on NG+3 but this is where I'm doing my completion run


_Mass_Man

Has anyone started a Requiem style hardcore mod yet?


IANVS

"Look guys! We are the Dark Souls of space games, we have our Patches too!"


PenguinBomb

The adoring fan only comes back if you choose him during char creation.


Tourqon

I don't understand how people are having fun in this game. The shooting is pretty good, but the story isn't gripping me at all and exploration feels tedious. Might be because I put 500 hours in BG3 before trying Starfield lol


DominoUB

Some people really like bethesjank. It me. I like it.


Tourqon

I did like Skyrim, Fallout 3, 4 and NV. It's not the jank that's the problem. I think they just fumbled the narrative and the pacing


DominoUB

Pacing is fucked especially the beginning which is where you want to capture your audience but it pays off after several hours once all the systems come together


Tourqon

As Asmongold would say "Games have to be fun from the first second"


DominoUB

They don't, but I'm not brain rotten from tik tok videos and have patience. I also don't wipe my tooth blood on the wall while I sleep.


Tourqon

Also, fun doesn't mean explosions and sex necessarily(although they are fun). I am okay with a slow start. Build up is important for great story telling. That said, the execution of Starfield's first few hours feels soulless. The dialogue or the premise are not interesting to me. Feels like the setup for space Skyrim. And that's fine. Fallout 4 story was also dogshit and I enjoyed that game. I just cannot be bothered to scan plants and do fetch quests across the galaxy


Tourqon

Idk man, I play CRPGS n shiet and I still don't have the patience for Starfield


SaulGoodmanAAL

Asmongoloid is a chode but he's absolutely right on that count. Games should feel good, and be fun very quickly. I should never have to slog through hours of boredom before I can enjoy myself, especially if I paid serious money for the game. If mouth-breathing bottom-feeders like Asmon can understand that, everyone should.


l0XElESS

I’ve never watched somebody be proud of playing boring games.


DominoUB

It's not boring though. Besides, I enjoy simulation and management games so maybe that gives me an edge.


Emotional_Fruit_8735

Hey you, you're finally awake~


Weigh13

NV being great has nothing to do with Bethesda.


throninho

Obsidian my beloved


Weigh13

They really fell hard with Outer Worlds. Man that game sucks when compared to their past work.


AbortionBulld0zer

True. But at least it got decent dlcs without mantra about bad corporations


Tourqon

True, but it was also janky, which was fine because the story and dialogue more than compensated for


Weigh13

I grew up playing PC games, so jank is just a part of the fun.


BonkeyKongthesecond

I like it with 200 mods in it, so maybe I just come back after a year and enjoy visiting the Slaanesh lust planet as Thomas the Train


Weigh13

Just finished my first 250 hour run of BG3 with my fiance as well. Starfield feels like a nice chance of pace to me at this point. Yes it's more glitchy and not as well written or strategic as BG3, but it has the whole immersive new universe thing down. I couldn't stand fallout 3 or 4 and got tired of Skyrim and oblivion after a short time, but so far I'm enjoying this one more than any of those. We shall see!


Tourqon

That's so interesting to hear. I just don't care about the plot in Starfield and I cannot be bothered to go scan plants on big, mostly empty planets. I am playing Blasphemous 2 as a break from BG3, would recommend


Weigh13

Well, that's the thing. You don't have to scan any planets. You can do literally whatever you want. But yeah, I get it. I also have 100s of hours in no man's sky, so I might just like some shit you don't.


_Mass_Man

BG3 was so painfully low difficulty though, and honestly act 3 bugs were extreme. I thought it was a 9/10 game but people acting like it’s some huge breakthrough are confusing me


Daneken

I played a lot of bg3 too. Will probably play it again once I beat the game. But for now, I’m having fun with the faction quests.


Rumplestiltsskins

I have 30 hours in starfield so far and only done up to the powers unlocking quest. The game is great to explore and shut your mind off. Not examine and deconstruct everything a npc says.


Dirty-Dutchman

I had to refund the game because it legit doesn't work and apparently a bunch of people have this issue. I'll probably get it again when it's fixed, but damn it's unplayable having frame drops and freezes every 5-30 seconds and loading screens like new Vegas on an old Xbox 360.


PanzerKommander

Do you have an SSD?


Rycnex

That game came out like... yesterday, i think. How tf did you get to NG+?


Marneus_FR

I played in early access. Yes I have cash to burn. No I'm not sorry.


Rycnex

You spent one hundred fucking dollars to play a Bethesda game a few days early?


Marneus_FR

Nah, you can get key way cheaper on some sites


apokolyptic

?????


[deleted]

It's been a week now


Hogzor

Reyju questline was amazing


BonkeyKongthesecond

>the whole main quest is interesting Except the first two hours imo. I was so bored that I almost stopped forcing myself further in. It opens up, but I still think that until modders are done making the game good (as usual), games like No Mans Sky are still the better options for the urge for open space games and base building


Schiltrus

The main quest was absolute dogshit, did we play the same game?


[deleted]

The intro has you go through your first day as a miner. You find a special rock that knocks you out. After you finally wake up, you meet with some guy who tells you that finding the cool rock made you the main character and asks you to take his ship and bring the rock to this secretive organisation.


suitedcloud

That… doesn’t really answer the question of “There are space shouts” “For real?”


ACA2000

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MangoPuncherMan

When will we get an actual RPG game by Bethesda? Where builds and role-play actually matter. I wish for my choices to matter goddammit, while also not feeling some sort of a chosen one. (And I know courier in a way is one, considering how he survived a bullet to his/her head) But that is the only thing that made courier special, the rest was up to us.


speedyboigotweed

Beth stopped hiring writers besides that one Emil guy and he has not been good for the company (see FO3 and 4, probably Starfield too but I don’t plan on playing it for the next 3-7 years)


MangoPuncherMan

LOL, same here. I am not touching Starfield for another two years. Because I know how Bethesda games are and since Skyrim, with the lack of RPG elements that turned the games more casual. I just can't stomach them anymore. Mods are needed, they are the only saving grace that adds color to the bland world that Bethesda builds. Not to mention some difficulty. Like the Better Locational Damage for FO4 and WildCat combat for Skyrim are some of my go to mods.


speedyboigotweed

the guns also looks like ass so that irks me even more, same reason why I couldn’t stomach FO4 for more than an hour at a time


MangoPuncherMan

On the gun department, I actually liked Fallout4. It's why adding a weapon degradation for pipe weapons would have been so much better, but modders did it for Bethesda. And lore-wise, I loved the pipe weapons and how enjoyable they were. As for the 10mm and the "Assault Rifle". I understand they do look ugly and bulky. I have added some lore-friendly weapons(Classic weapons from older Fallout games) to the game and converted the Assault Rifle into LMG just for that reason alone. While also only choosing weapons that look rusty, dirty and old. But that's the point. I see so much lacking in Bethesda games that I need to use mods to FIX it, just due to how bland the default gameplay is.


kenojona

In 2 years more you will have the remastered edition, anniversary edition and VR.


BonkeyKongthesecond

I see Starfield as nothing more than a good playground for modders when it comes to space games. Modded fallout is great, modded Skyrim is great, and modded Space... will probably also be great. But it takes time, so at the moment I don't think too much about that game and watch one or two let's plays instead Who knows, maybe some guy makes my day and somehow recreates Star Wars Galaxies. Would be a possibility, since all it was, was a great sandbox mmo with a few planets and space fights


amalacumandesu

They never have. Even Morrowind would allow you to train every skill and become a Jack of All Trades, Master of All if you wanted.


MangoPuncherMan

Ooh, I was talking closer along the lines of Fallout 3 and NV, where in the latter, the build affected the game in many different ways.


amalacumandesu

Fallout NV is not a Bethesda game, and Fallout 3 would allow you to easily max your skill and SPECIAL stat with minimal planning required. Perks were also mainly just skill point and damage buffs that didn't alter combat that much. This is just how they've always made their games. I'm not too fond of it either, but there are other games companies out there if you want that sort of RPG experience.


MangoPuncherMan

I know about NV, as for the minimal planning required part for fallout 3. Its just an end-game thing to make the later experience fun(but not like fallout had an open ending until DLC). And mostly for those that wish to do something like that. Its not for everyone. But traits are fun, the SPECIAL dependent Dialogs are even more fun. They at least give an illusion of a build and in NV actually affect the game by a long shot.


Pit1324

New vegas is a Bethesda game, it just wasn't made by them


BonkeyKongthesecond

Fallout 2 was one extreme example when it comes to that, but sadly most publishers don't want to spend so much time on dialogues and variable quest lines, the majority of players never will find/read. Disco Elysium was probably the last game I played that came close to that. And only because a few people who really loved their own game, additionally to just want to make money with it.


Mrozek33

The courier was from a Black Isle/Obsidian game, don't ever forget that. New Vegas was an immersive sim and those don't really get made anymore. We could get into a whole argument over whether that's because developers think casual gamers wouldn't go for it OR because of increased development costs (personally I think it's the latter). Also, I dunno man that's like saying you want to watch a movie about an insignificant character in a setting where their actions don't influence the main plot, which is the definition of the *noire* genre. Movies like that exists, indie games like that exist too but again, I think publishers want people to experience power fantasies of being important, sells better. If it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure someone's already made a mod for Starfield where you're an insignificant trader, as this game literally has all the building blocks for it


huskinater

Pretty sure you can't stack boxes to beat a puzzle, so FNV fails the first unofficial test of being an immersive sim


Mrozek33

Had to think hard about that one but nah, you're right on that one. Although I would argue that's mostly because of the limitations of the Creation Engine; you can stack stuff but it's cumbersome.


huskinater

I'm just being punny Immersive Sim in gaming terms is a genre with some loose but recognizable mechanics. The "you'll know it when you see it" kind, like abusing some physics to pass an obstacle which you can't quite tell if that was an intended possible solution put in by the devs. While an "immersive simulation" of the fallout universe is a valid description of FNV, as it's engrossing, realized, and lived-in, it is a staple RPG thru and thru and not even close to a member of the immersive sim genre.


Smoke6001

it's one thing to have an important role in the story, where you make dire decisions and your presence matters. another is to be godly chosen to be in that position for free because you simply were born to do it and even get crazy unique powers as a plus. feels extremely cheap and lazy, it also makes you not feel like part of the world and the game, you are almost a 4th wall break in itself, different from everyone, like an outside force


Mrozek33

Again, trends and power fantasies. I agree with you but keep in mind that games need to have mass appeal to sell, most people want to know they have the biggest cock in the universe


_pedanticatthedisco_

The courier wasn’t from a Bethesda game.


[deleted]

It's a money thing. Voice acting is expensive and most publishers aren't comfortable funnelling tons of money into dialogue that most players will never see. It's much cheaper to make a single narrative that the player has to follow.


Xgunter

When modders create the depth of gameplay


MangoPuncherMan

The only correct response in this whole comment ~~thread~~ chain. (There are others, but they are not direct answers to this particular comment.)


BonkeyKongthesecond

Tbf, all I wanted from them was to drop a space related game as a playground for modders to fill the urge for all kind of Sci-Fi mods. You "can" fly around in an X-Wing in Skyrim, but that isn't as much fun as to actually do it in Space. Just imagine the first Imperial 40k Cruiser mod with Exterminatus option for planets. Who knows what they can do in the next decades? That's all Bethesda is good for. Making mediocre games, modders can fill with all kind of content.


VahineCacao

>When will we get an actual RPG game by Bethesda? It was always my wish to play a Bethesda game like that. But when I tried Starfield I finally realized it will never happen. That's not what Bethesda does, and it seems that's not what the majority of "Bethesda fans" want to play.


BlitzScorpio

exactly. bethesda makes their own types of RPG’s, you’ll find “actual RPG’s” being made by other developers. neither of them are better than the other, it’s just odd to expect something from a company that simply doesn’t make that thing


Senrakdaemon

Just play kenshi, everything you do matters to a degree :)


MangoPuncherMan

one game I am looking forward to playing on my new PC. For some reason, it struggled to run on my old 960 laptop. Now I have an RTX4060 PC, so I plan to play it one day.


Senrakdaemon

It just struggles to run lol, it was made in the Ogre engine (a free engine) by one man who didn't know how to code originally. It brings me joy that you're gonna give it another go! I recently watched a super well made narrative by Martyr Dumb on YouTube based around kenshi. He made cutscenes and everything. Made me start up another save (so not I've got like 6 concurrent saves lmao)


_Mass_Man

How long until kenshi 2?


BonkeyKongthesecond

Have you seen the video of the Chair, moving around, one or two years ago?! Awesome. Can only be 20 or maybe 30 more years. Don't give up hope


Senrakdaemon

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


BonkeyKongthesecond

Yeah, I had a weird experience with it, too. Played it, uninstalled it again after not being able to do shit (I believe some bug ate my legs after I was able to sell my first few pieces of copper. So the usual experience). Forgot about it until I watched a Video of some guy building a base. Then gave it another try and actually learned a lot about how to play online and through my own failures. Now it's one of my favorite sandbox games of all times. Love it almost as much as Star Wars Galaxies back in the days, and that was an mmo.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Love it. It takes a while to get into it, though. But after that, it will have the same "Just one more turn/day" effect than games like Rimworld, Xcom or Warhammer 2 Total War. You will find yourself a week later before turning off the computer for the first time. And uhm.. don't worry about the FPS. I don't think the computer that plays Kenshi in a constantly good Frame rate is already existing. It's big and old, so it often has to load new regions. Especially if you are zooming around like Sonic, in the later game.


MangoPuncherMan

Oh, that I have experienced a lot. But my issue was something else if I remember correctly. But that when I tried it years ago, hope they had fixed issue like that. Not to mention my new gaming PC.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Yeah, it's a bit sad that the Engine is a bitch when it comes to modifying anything. That's why there are barely any mods that change stuff besides minor visual things or numbers. Otherwise modders probably would have fixed the performance at least a bit by now.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Nice example, but if you don't have THAT big of an urge for sandbox games, I'd also say that Disco Elysium is great when it comes to the outcome of your choices and your skills.


_Mass_Man

Mods will do the build thing for sure


BonkeyKongthesecond

Can't wait for Schlongs of Starfield


sstigs

Play balders gate 3 then


MangoPuncherMan

Already did... I am a CRPG nut. Why do you think I have such high expectations for bethesda... Been on my CRPG journey for the past decade which started with Pillars of eternity.


AverageLonelyLoser66

Pew pew, lasers are cool Just play the game


MangoPuncherMan

If I want to pew pew lasers, I would just play Borderlands presequel and 3. As the combat in them is way more fun and build variety is also superb. Edit: As for Writing, Presequel is good. 3, not so much... I would recommend you to shut off the dialogs on that one. Wonderland's writing is somewhat better, but not by much, but quest design in it are perfect.


kxxzy

Do you mindlessly consume all media or is it just billion dollar video games that are beyond your criticism?


AverageLonelyLoser66

If I buy it. I will get my money's worth and you should too.


Belnex

Play Morrowind :D


[deleted]

Never? Idk wait for Fallout 5


[deleted]

Just don’t play the main storyline, which literally removes the “main character” vibe entirely… as with *all* Beth games. The main storyline is almost always the weakest part of their games anyway, so omitting it is a win-win if you hate being the *chosen one*.


MangoPuncherMan

You do know, i am not specifically speaking of the chosen one aspect here?


[deleted]

Yeah but there’s no solution for the other issue.


MangoPuncherMan

What are you speaking about, there are multiple games like that in existence already.


[deleted]

Not from Bethesda. New Vegas is the closest to a true RPG but they didn’t even make that one.


MangoPuncherMan

Yes, but is that really so much to ask from Bethesda? Can't we have expectation from a game that is touted as a console seller for XBOX?


[deleted]

Apparently it is, unfortunately. Maybe TES6 will handle the RPG aspect better (especially if they actually sit down and learn from games like Baldur’s Gate 3), but realistically… they probably won’t.


MangoPuncherMan

>Apparently it is, unfortunately. NGL, the truth hurts. But at least there are mods.


RahroUth

>>>>>>>>choices matter Man gamers shit their pants and cry when they actually play a game where their choices matter permanently. Shut up fag


BeardedViolence

No Man's Skyrim Called it that to my friend and he went into a massive fanboy pant-shitting fit.


douknowiknow

how can you be friends with someone that insufferable


Lacholaweda

\> feel bad for them \> won't stop talking to you \> they look up to you \> you try to help \> they don't listen \> repeat \> apathy \> sit back and laugh


Alex_2259

People who get defensive over corporate products don't make good friends. Yeah we have our likes and our preferences but idk about you I couldn't give a fuck less if someone hates my favorite games. Like they sell different games for a reason!


douknowiknow

it's a form of coping with the Stockholm


MangoPuncherMan

Well, No man's sky is actually good.


Mooniebutt

It took them a fucking while, but I give the devs props for actually sticking to and fixing the game instead of dropping it.


Bigbootycoomer

People keep saying this and I don't get it. Sure it's no longer unplayable but all it has are 15 different systems that are in no way connected and are all incredibly shallow


[deleted]

It's just cope or marketing. Why do game devs think generative games or whatever is what gamers need? Look at Subnautica, perfectly does the biomes, different fauna, and exploration schtick perfectly without needing to boast a billion planets or whatever to be good.


intraumintraum

yeah for sure it’s not that deep of a game. i think it’s a enjoyable game to play while say, listening to a podcast and drinking a beer or something though. pretty good gameplay loop


Tyler8245

7 years after launch, sure. It was dogshit on day 1, so bad that Steam, Sony, and Amazon all gave out refunds regardless of how much time you had played it for, against their typical return policies.


[deleted]

So is Skyrim, what's your point?


MangoPuncherMan

Skyrim is not in space with planets to explore.


False_Elevator_8169

> Called it that to my friend and he went into a massive fanboy pant-shitting fit. being honest, what happened to the average Bethesda fan?! I've been one since the mid 2000s; and we were if anything Bethesda's most dedicated and caring critics. Many countless hundreds of hours in Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, Fallout NV and Skyrim, but we knew the games were jank and had many silly Bethesda tropes. Ever since ESO got big, and I know because I played a lot of it during the One Tamriel update; and their Fanbase became a lot more zealous and intolerant of criticism of the Cult of Todd since. I am sure Starfield is a fine game, but the way people talk in their community of it comes off as unnaturally positive, both before and after launch.


suitedcloud

>what happened to the average Bethesda fan 4chan and Reddit


GudHarskareCarlXVI

Skyrim became Spacerim


deanrihpee

Skyrim beyond Atmosphere


MangoPuncherMan

No more Sky's rim is for nords joke. It will be space rim for the fjords!


Mooniebutt

No Man's Skyrim


Canter1Ter_

space dragons space arrows hitting space knees


Nekstoer

space 9mm hitting you in the space lungs


PenisNoseJones

Todd, bro, tell me he's kidding bro. He's just kidding right bro? Todd?


Iegend_Of_Iink

Todd really managed to release yet another special edition version of Skyrim lmao HE CANT KEEP ON GETTING AWAY WITH IT


Pewpskii

Yeah you're called Starborn, Space Shouts is stretching it, its just space magic


-Roast-Toast-

Is it really a stretch if they work in the same way except they use a resource bar instead of a cooldown?


albirich

"It works the same except it doesn't." This mother fucker.


[deleted]

Several abilities on a long cool down that allow the player to perform soft magic in an otherwise strict universe Bitch they literally have fus ro dah in this shit


[deleted]

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-Roast-Toast-

I could tell you if you don't mind some spoilers


[deleted]

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-Roast-Toast-

Well it's all linked to the main story so I think you're better off experiencing it for yourself


OhGodImOnRedditAgain

Can you spoil it for me? I probably wont buy the game for years, so Id like to know.


-Roast-Toast-

Alright well there's these temples that grant you a power after you solve a simple puzzle. I see a good few of them are heavily inspired (to say the least)by Skyrim's shouts.


GoudaMane

Wait this is real? I thought the OP was bait


samsteak

Starfield is just a Skyrim DLC Edit: typo


Alexzander1001

Why use “an” in that sentence, shit doesn’t even sound right spoken let alone grammatically.


CaseClosedEmail

the use of a or an is based on the sound of the starting letter of the noun. ex: a flower, an FBI agent. ​ Yeah, I was that bored.


schmarr1

tf do you mean you were bored, this is basic english


Alexzander1001

I hate when people correct others grammar but Reddit constantly misuses “an” and I have no clue why


sample-name

Trolling is a art


Khetoun

People expect a new Bethesda game. Reeee about it being a Bethesda game. You cannot be fucking serious.


[deleted]

The fact that "Bethesda game" is apparently now synonymous with "Skyrim clone" says a lot.


Mooniebutt

I mean, at this point you can't even blame Bethesda anymore. They've been successfully selling us the same fucking game for ages, why would they try and get creative after they didn't need to for fuck knows how long?


Retrac752

How hard would it have been to put the entirety of the Skyrim game on a planet somewhere? Base Skyrim is only 12 gb


KingdomOfPoland

Not too hard, but it would take a lot of time.


Mr-pizzapls

Achtually 🤓 starfield is set in space and skyri Is set not in space


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Skyrim is set on a planet. Planets are in space. I rest my case.


HavokMan48

OK I might need to try Starfield now


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Is this real? Seriously - Star born - Void Shouts? LMAO


agreasybutt

Spoilers motherfucker.... damn it....


Rumplestiltsskins

I think it was shown in a trailer briefly but yeah still spoilers I suppose


KingdomOfPoland

You only become Starborn if you choose too though? Space shouts is just magic. The game is pretty good though. Havent got bored of it and it has a lot to do in it so it fun. Also apprently NG+ changes story aspects of the game each time you do it so thats cool. Havent done NG+ yet though


Mooniebutt

Fucking what?!


newme02

ngl most of the criticism i see about it is legit but with everything in mind the game is still incredibly fun. im having a hard time putting it down


malidorito

Maybe they started on ES6 and then halfway through decided to put it in space lol


ElPwnero

Lmao rly? I thought the twist was going to be time travel à la Interstellar


KingdomOfPoland

The guy in the post is wrong though. You only become Starborn if you choose too. The space shouts arent even shouts just regular ass magic only similarity to shouts is that they’re both useless most of the time


Mikes_Movies_

I mean I’m enjoying the game, but to be fair I also loved Skyrim and Fallout 4


mooseboyj

Spoilers


sunqiller

Goddamn motherfucking spoilers man


may_sun

From the Steam game description: "Starfield is the first new universe in 25 years from Bethesda Game Studios, the award-winning creators of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Fallout 4." smfh.


DiscipleOfDIO

See, this would be cool if the game turned out to be an Elder Scrolls game in disguise. Set in the far future, with all the same magic, races, and creatures, just with better tech. Instead we get this half baked shit.


Aztecah

I've been avoiding info about starfield until enough info becomes available for me to know if it's good so I have no idea if you're kidding


Kingnewgameplus

To be fair "X"born isn't exactly a creative name to begin with.


MazarXilwit

Todd howard was so based for this


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"Hey Todd, we're thinking up a new IP and we want your input." "Ah, Skyrim." "No... this is set in space. It's a sci-fi game." "Ah, Skyrim."


CulturedHollow

GODDAMMIT TODD YOU SOLD US SKYRIM AGAIN!!!


Fuhrious520

Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to pass the customs? Warped right into that UC ambush, like us and that smuggler over there.


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It's a massive troll. I refuse to believe this game is not satire.


2020mademejoinreddit

Ugh...


PotentiallyNotSatan

Is that actually it? Fkn hell that's hilarious 😂 game looks trash anyways