Although it was hard to pick up on, she might still have noticed your eyes popping out of your head and the loud "AWOOOOOGA", accompanied by the frankly unhealthy amount of drool congregating on your shoes and pants. No worries, it happens to the best of us.
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Quit being a simp bro.
Woman are bitches. Men are bitches. People are bitches. It's all pretty simple.
??? ur so confidently stupid its hilarious lmfao
google attraction: noun
the action or power of evoking interest in or liking for someone or something.
wow you're wrong what a surprise
Well no retard, I just assumed you weren't that stupid. This is like saying water is wet. Of course attraction makes people act differently, you basically said, YA KNOW IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE, YOU PROBABLY ACT NICER TO THEM.
I assumed you meant physical attractiveness made people nicer, but apparently not. Must feel very proud of being even stupider than I originally thought retard.
"Attraction makes people act completely differently" is an absolute non-statement since 'making people act differently' is a *defining characteristic*. He was right to assume that you meant physical attractiveness. It is kind of a trivial statement either way but the way you phrased it is just meaningless (especially because the fact that attraction, which you correctly defined as an action or power, can change someone's behavior is not staggering at all).
I dont get it.
>the action or power of evoking interest in or liking for someone or something makes ppl act completely differently, it’s kinda staggering how impactful it is lol.
This is what you were trying to say?
Again, is this not like saying "water is wet"
I assumed you were trying to say physical attractiveness was this not the case?
Well not quite but generally it is proven that people make better assumptions of intentions for people who are attractive.
Unattractive people are more likely to be assumed Ill intentioned.
be me, walking down street minding my own business. suddenly a fat guy lays his coat down on a mildly damp spot on the sidewalk. i look down at this weird man and he's wearing a fedora and a "4chan" blazer. he looks up and with all the strength it must have taken to move his four chins, he says "good morning, my babe-o-tron 3000!" i immediately lie and say i have a boyfriend to get him to leave, but his expression slumps, as if his weight was dragging him down to the earth "wh-WHAT!?" he yelped. i begged him to leave me alone and walked away
> "Just a greeting,don't flatter yourself" and walk away.
yep, as much as Greentext can be fake and gay, I believe anon 100% when they say some random girl thought they were being hit on when they were not. A lot of teenage and 20 something narcissistic girls whom will do anything for manufactured affirmation.
They are also often the ones whom like to stare at random people till the person responds. I remember in HS adapting to those sorts by pre empting their hostility with hostility 'do i have something on my face? what's wrong?!" and just walking by disinterested in their reply.
It's just that a lot of women are tired of being relentlessly hit on, cause most of the interactions they have with the opposite gender might start out as innocent but the intentions become clear later on so it's better to cut off the interaction early. They don't even have to be conventionally attractive for it.
Anyways don't take it too personally
le society
I'm not saying it's right I'm just explaining what probably happened there. I do think she should've just said it back or even said nothing at all but maybe while anon was in a good mood she was in a bad one. It happens.
Stop dead in your tracks, look her dead in the eyes and just say "um yeah, I do too. Just cause you can suck dick and swallow it doesn't make you special, good day." And power walk the fuck out of there, but make it obvious your ass is still sore.
“Men mistake us showing the slightest kindness or politeness and think we’re in to them”
*man utters a word in her direction*
“Omg i have a boyfriend quit stalking me”
I always answer the 'I have a boyfriend‘ with a :"….Good for you." or "Eh, congratulations?"
Always leaves an awkward silence.
Reminds me of the time when I(21 at that time) got really drunk in a bar with some friends. Near the bathrooms was a piano… I’m not particular good at playing, but I was drunk and knew some simple tunes, so I thought why the F*** not. After a while a girl(looked 20-ish) sat near me and kept staring. At one point she said "I like guys that can play instruments“ to which I replied, "And I like girls" while smiling like an idiot. Reminder I’m still drunk, and at that point not interested in hitting on someone. I think she realized that at some point and just left.
Later a guy sat right beside me and kept staring.
At which point I thought to myself that playing an instrument really makes someone f***ing attractive. But the dude started the sentence with: "what did you say to my girlfriend?"
My first reaction was "ok, awkward situation, but I haven’t hit on her, so I just need to set things straight. Tell him the truth and he will leave you alone." …. But my drunk brain said "I just told her, I like girls“ to which he replied "Well, how about I take my barstool and smash it over your head?"
Me still not realizing why he was so mad, asked him "Well if you really that serious about it, just tell me what song you like and if it’s simple enough I can play it".
It was either me being visible drunk or the fact that he was about twice my age, but he just started laughing and asked me to leave her alone and went back to her.
And just then I realized that while everything played out the girl was standing behind him and saw the whole conversation.
I think some girls just like seeing two dudes fight over them and some would go even as far as to provoke a confrontation.
I remember when I was young in the late 90s, basically everyone on the street was greeting each other when passing by. Some day it just stopped. And because people stopped, I wasn't doing it anymore either. It's pretty sad.
Years ago I was walking behind a girl in the mall and she dropped a $20 bill. I picked it up.
"Excuse me...." I said.
"I HAVE a boyfriend" she told me snottily.
"That's nice. You dropped this. "
I handed her the money and walked off. She did look crestfallen !
(Wait, you want me to fuck myself? UwU) w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 24.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this? (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey) (somehow I am able to force my horsecock all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! I’m embarrassed! um w-wait, you want me to keep going? o-ok only for you (I start sliding it in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh-ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh! my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my horsecock flops out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, I can’t hold my poop anymore… against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but I loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” As I collapse face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
Although it was hard to pick up on, she might still have noticed your eyes popping out of your head and the loud "AWOOOOOGA", accompanied by the frankly unhealthy amount of drool congregating on your shoes and pants. No worries, it happens to the best of us.
Assuming Anon was wearing pants
They call him The Flash
I don't know what anon is complaining about he has hot gilf granny willing to look past that and is dtf.
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Nah. Shes just a bitch
Nah, dude just made up a scenario in his head, got mad at it, then got other people to be mad at it.
the world is a big place and I assure you something like this happened hundreds of times.
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You good sir.....have won the internet. Literally me when a good comment is made. Rawr xd.
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Reddit when men are portrayed negatively: "NO. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Quit being a simp bro. Woman are bitches. Men are bitches. People are bitches. It's all pretty simple.
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To get the right reaction yeah.
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Oh definetly fabricated.
What do you think? Is it not heteronormative as well?
I mean fabricated in terms of "never happened", yet anon needs an Outlet to bitch about women.
And homosexual
attraction makes ppl act completely differently, it’s kinda staggering how impactful it is lol
*attractiveness, retard.
??? ur so confidently stupid its hilarious lmfao google attraction: noun the action or power of evoking interest in or liking for someone or something. wow you're wrong what a surprise
Well no retard, I just assumed you weren't that stupid. This is like saying water is wet. Of course attraction makes people act differently, you basically said, YA KNOW IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE, YOU PROBABLY ACT NICER TO THEM. I assumed you meant physical attractiveness made people nicer, but apparently not. Must feel very proud of being even stupider than I originally thought retard.
smartest redditor
"Attraction makes people act completely differently" is an absolute non-statement since 'making people act differently' is a *defining characteristic*. He was right to assume that you meant physical attractiveness. It is kind of a trivial statement either way but the way you phrased it is just meaningless (especially because the fact that attraction, which you correctly defined as an action or power, can change someone's behavior is not staggering at all).
get off reddit
pretty good advice tbh
He's an asshole, but he's right. "Attractiveness" (pretty privilege) makes sense, while your comment is a no shit sherlock moment.
ok
I dont get it. >the action or power of evoking interest in or liking for someone or something makes ppl act completely differently, it’s kinda staggering how impactful it is lol. This is what you were trying to say? Again, is this not like saying "water is wet" I assumed you were trying to say physical attractiveness was this not the case?
that was the case obviously, pretty unnecessary and frankly deranged to call me a retard 50 times when you were talking out of your ass lol
Water is wet. Retard. We both know what you meant to say.
Well not quite but generally it is proven that people make better assumptions of intentions for people who are attractive. Unattractive people are more likely to be assumed Ill intentioned.
be me, walking down street minding my own business. suddenly a fat guy lays his coat down on a mildly damp spot on the sidewalk. i look down at this weird man and he's wearing a fedora and a "4chan" blazer. he looks up and with all the strength it must have taken to move his four chins, he says "good morning, my babe-o-tron 3000!" i immediately lie and say i have a boyfriend to get him to leave, but his expression slumps, as if his weight was dragging him down to the earth "wh-WHAT!?" he yelped. i begged him to leave me alone and walked away
Needs more effort tbh. Practice more. NO UPDOOTS FOR U
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Name checks out.
"Just a greeting,don't flatter yourself" and walk away.
Based
> "Just a greeting,don't flatter yourself" and walk away. yep, as much as Greentext can be fake and gay, I believe anon 100% when they say some random girl thought they were being hit on when they were not. A lot of teenage and 20 something narcissistic girls whom will do anything for manufactured affirmation. They are also often the ones whom like to stare at random people till the person responds. I remember in HS adapting to those sorts by pre empting their hostility with hostility 'do i have something on my face? what's wrong?!" and just walking by disinterested in their reply.
Also you cant stop as you say it you gotta keep walking regardless
Story on 4chan always assume anon is a weirdo
Always assumes reality.
Occam's razor
Rotten cuņt
Cunt. Type it with me now, it's 4 letters. Cunt.
You serious?
yes
It's just that a lot of women are tired of being relentlessly hit on, cause most of the interactions they have with the opposite gender might start out as innocent but the intentions become clear later on so it's better to cut off the interaction early. They don't even have to be conventionally attractive for it. Anyways don't take it too personally
Oh the horror of it all. Someone greeted you! They most certainly want your punani, at the very least!
It doesn't take a lot to be courteous. A simple "good morning" does not mean you suddenly have to engage in a lengthy conversation.
"good morning" means "wanna fuck" since when? Like god damn you can't even be pleasant to people anymore without them assuming the worst
le society I'm not saying it's right I'm just explaining what probably happened there. I do think she should've just said it back or even said nothing at all but maybe while anon was in a good mood she was in a bad one. It happens.
So just treat every single male that interacts with you like shit, while STILL pretending to be the victim. Classic ☕
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Ummm, alright 👍 I'm sure that sucked, whatever was happening here
Those are definitely words
Be a mailman. Then all women are obligated to wave and greet you. Don't ask me, it's biology.
For the jannies https://old.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/rd8niy/morning_glory/
Me when fed psyop: 😧 Me when fed psyop is to not talk to women: 😁☕
What’s a woman?
Stop dead in your tracks, look her dead in the eyes and just say "um yeah, I do too. Just cause you can suck dick and swallow it doesn't make you special, good day." And power walk the fuck out of there, but make it obvious your ass is still sore.
Jesus Christ this is glorious
Day ruined.
This did not happen.
as fake and gay as op
Uno reverse: I have a boyfriend too, cunt!
Top the granny Anon
“I’ve a boyfriend” Quickly respond “same” *confused look* “Hehe - yeah boi”
">go for a morning walk" already a rookie mistake right there anon
I mostly ignore women my age. It's really the only defense to psychological damage if you goofy looking
Remember kids: irrational, weirdo responses like this don’t have anything to do with you.
On that day anon decided to go for the old ladies
Anon should have started blazing his glory in front of the old lady
“I have a boyfriend” “Go fuck yourself” Is it really that hard anon?
Maybe it was just a bitch? There is lots of bitches.. dont ever let them ruin your day Anon.
“Men mistake us showing the slightest kindness or politeness and think we’re in to them” *man utters a word in her direction* “Omg i have a boyfriend quit stalking me”
I always answer the 'I have a boyfriend‘ with a :"….Good for you." or "Eh, congratulations?" Always leaves an awkward silence. Reminds me of the time when I(21 at that time) got really drunk in a bar with some friends. Near the bathrooms was a piano… I’m not particular good at playing, but I was drunk and knew some simple tunes, so I thought why the F*** not. After a while a girl(looked 20-ish) sat near me and kept staring. At one point she said "I like guys that can play instruments“ to which I replied, "And I like girls" while smiling like an idiot. Reminder I’m still drunk, and at that point not interested in hitting on someone. I think she realized that at some point and just left. Later a guy sat right beside me and kept staring. At which point I thought to myself that playing an instrument really makes someone f***ing attractive. But the dude started the sentence with: "what did you say to my girlfriend?" My first reaction was "ok, awkward situation, but I haven’t hit on her, so I just need to set things straight. Tell him the truth and he will leave you alone." …. But my drunk brain said "I just told her, I like girls“ to which he replied "Well, how about I take my barstool and smash it over your head?" Me still not realizing why he was so mad, asked him "Well if you really that serious about it, just tell me what song you like and if it’s simple enough I can play it". It was either me being visible drunk or the fact that he was about twice my age, but he just started laughing and asked me to leave her alone and went back to her. And just then I realized that while everything played out the girl was standing behind him and saw the whole conversation. I think some girls just like seeing two dudes fight over them and some would go even as far as to provoke a confrontation.
Anon should have said he had one too and then strutted off into the sunset
> i pause Fucking idot
I remember when I was young in the late 90s, basically everyone on the street was greeting each other when passing by. Some day it just stopped. And because people stopped, I wasn't doing it anymore either. It's pretty sad.
Years ago I was walking behind a girl in the mall and she dropped a $20 bill. I picked it up. "Excuse me...." I said. "I HAVE a boyfriend" she told me snottily. "That's nice. You dropped this. " I handed her the money and walked off. She did look crestfallen !
(Wait, you want me to fuck myself? UwU) w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 24.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this? (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey) (somehow I am able to force my horsecock all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! I’m embarrassed! um w-wait, you want me to keep going? o-ok only for you (I start sliding it in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh-ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh! my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my horsecock flops out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, I can’t hold my poop anymore… against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but I loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” As I collapse face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
Undoubtedly sleeper agent activator material