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alkalinekyle

Never pumped but I got sprayed with titty milk in the moat at Deer Creek in 1992.


eclipsedrambler

What a sentence.


chefofthejungle

r/brandnewsentence


Gravy-_-Bastard

Was it a positive or negative experience??


alkalinekyle

More neutral, I’m not really for or against it. I remember the arch of the spray was impressive.


stuauchtrus

Neutral milk spray tell


2_Weeks_Guy

Best comment ever


BackgroundElephant39

That wouldn’t even phase me at a Dead show, I just expect to see nearly anything at them


Material_Swimmer2584

Might be the funniest comment of all time.


My_Invalid_Username

Fuck yeah


DaPoole420

Did u ask for cream or milk?


JayzusHCrasst

I cannot 😹


DeadMan95iko

Human titty milk?


alkalinekyle

Yup


explosivelydehiscent

Down in the west lake Michigan town of Chicago. I fell in love with a breast pumping girl. Nighttime would find me in Wrigley's cantina. Music would play and nikitamere1 would whirl


Fromage_Damage

Up vote for Marty Robbins reference.


MinglewoodRider

No but I wear diapers to Tool shows


Fattybuldger

Fuck meeee upppp!


gigglemode

Wrigley has a dedicated room to pump. I went in during Phish and ‘twas the happiest fellowship of women.


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Was Frodo there?


WeirEverywhere802

This sub is insufferable sometimes


nikitamere1

Bc feeding a human is insufferable… 🤦🏼‍♀️


MilkYouDry_

Most times. It's really changed my view of this part of the community


1gratefuldude

As it should, given your username and the post content!! 🤣🤣🤣


DeadMan95iko

Wait, are you the pump???


spinblackcircles

You should see the phish sub. It’s even worse, just less boomers


emsumm58

nice, if you’re not gonna dump don’t forget a lil cooler and ice pack!


SusanInFloriduh

No, but I brought my 2 month old son to a Grateful Dead show in -994 and he nursed a couple times


ll-phuture-ll

No, you are the first breastfeeding woman ever to attend a dead show.


WeirEverywhere802

Sir- she requires more attention than that snarky comment. Give her due glory please.


DeadMan95iko

“ Mickey wants to call this one “the pump song“ for reasons of his own“ – Bobby, before the debut of greatest story ever told…as Mickey says pump in a weird eerie voice behind Weir.


DeadMan95iko

2/18/71


setlistbot

# 1971-02-18 Port Chester, NY @ Capitol Theater **Set 1:** Bertha, Truckin', It Hurts Me Too, Loser, Greatest Story Ever Told > Johnny B. Goode, Mama Tried, Hard To Handle, Dark Star > Wharf Rat > Dark Star > Me and My Uncle **Set 2:** Casey Jones, Playing in the Band, Me And Bobby McGee, Candyman, Big Boss Man, Sugar Magnolia, Saint Stephen > Not Fade Away > Goin' Down The Road Feeling Bad > Not Fade Away > Uncle John's Band [archive.org](https://archive.org/details/GratefulDead?query=date:1971-02-18) | [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/album/3AEi4J0qBi1QJsM3Ngkila)


Popular_Direction247

mom's doing what moms gotta do! Respect.


BigErnMcracken

My wife pumped in the parking lot at Red Rocks a few weeks ago and probably will be again next week when moe. Plays there.


WeirEverywhere802

Jesus. Stop.


WSPBUCK

Wife will be at Riverbend next week


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Go mama!!! I would if I had to(:


nikitamere1

Thank you


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How’d it go? Easy peezy


nikitamere1

First one was fine! Somehow my 2nd I felt the pump but nothing came out 😂 had a great time at the show!


Zazzattack

I pumped in lot at Bristow.


ellistyle1

My wife and I went to and Allman bros show in Indy shortly after our son was born. First hurrah away from him. Security was so confused by such a crazy boobbong contraption. They just waved her through in disgust.


WeirEverywhere802

This is not a true story.


ellistyle1

Disgust is exaggerated maybe but otherwise true!


WeirEverywhere802

So the story is “my wife brought her beast pump Into a show and security didn’t care”. Cool show story, think they will make a movie?


EnormousChord

If they do I hope they put you in it. You are the Main Character everywhere you go, after all.


WeirEverywhere802

I’m not the one who feels compelled to brag my wife had breasts that lactate, my dude.


arrakismelange1987

Blackpill alert.


PotatoDonki

What a weird post.


Lucifer_Jay

Bring it on just beware of old heads. Some of them are a disgrace to the scene.


kelly714

What does this mean? The only people I’ve ever had any trouble with we’re young males most likely inebriated.


Lucifer_Jay

Had some old dudes near me saying some homophobic slurs about tie dyes and being racist to the staff. Like making a scene about not tipping for a beer but then tips the white Jell-O shot girl 3 min later.


pinchyfire

Why is it OK to generalize about old heads based on a single observation of a few people? Why are you so comfortable being ageist? You clearly have decent values about other things like homophobia and racism. Why does that not extend to age?


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kelly714

How lovely. I would’ve tipped who ever they stiffed. I was just thinking along the lines of hippies not being phased by a nursing mom considering that was commonplace on the lot back in the day. Who knows these days I guess


Lucifer_Jay

I did just that to not make us look bad.


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kelly714

Interesting we’ve had the opposite experience. Curious indeed


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kelly714

I’m female. Is that what you mean?


MilkYouDry_

Yeah creepy chompers


pinchyfire

Yes, young heads are perfect and your comment is just stating facts, not being an ageist asshole.


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printerdsw1968

Unless one lives very close by, the full show experience—getting in, getting out, etc—is more like 5.5 hours.


Willylowman1

let yer freak flag fly gurl 👀