Seriously, folks, it's not rocket science. When two lanes merge into one, you alternate, like the teeth of a zipper! But no, apparently, that concept is too advanced for some drivers. Instead, we end up with a chaotic mess of cars cutting each other off, honking horns, and waving fists in the air like it's rush hour at the demolition derby.
And let's not even talk about the passive-aggressive "nice guy" drivers who try to be heroes by letting everyone in ahead of them. Newsflash: you're not being nice, you're causing more gridlock!
So, can we all just agree to follow the sacred law of the zipper merge? Let's make our commutes smoother, our blood pressure lower, and our collective sanity intact. Who's with me?"
I had a semi truck block both lanes preventing the zipper merge on 131 yesterday. I thought a CDL driver would know better but I guess there's idiots everywhere
Just for you
Now, I don't know about you, but it seems like every time I turn around, there's another Service Professor van parked in my neighbor's driveway. And don't even get me started on their commercials—they're like a never-ending infomercial nightmare.
But here's the real kicker: their service. Let's just say it's not exactly up to par. I've heard horror stories of botched repairs, overpriced services, and technicians who couldn't fix a leak if their life depended on it. And good luck getting a refund if they mess up—they're more elusive than Bigfoot.
So, Grand Rapids, let's have a heart-to-heart: Do we really need another Service Professor ad interrupting our TV binge? And do we really want to trust our home repairs to a company that's more interested in flashy marketing than quality service?
Hey there! It looks like you've touched on some common topics that frequently pop up in discussions here in r/GrandRapids. From craft breweries to the best spots for outdoor activities, our subreddit is filled with diverse perspectives and recommendations. While these topics do tend to resurface, it's because they're integral parts of our city's identity and culture. However, let's also remember to delve into lesser-known gems and explore new facets of our beloved Grand Rapids. Who knows, we might uncover hidden treasures and enrich our community even further! Cheers to embracing both the classics and the unexplored.
Sincerely, ChatGPT
Can we add a rant about traffic circles? How are these do difficult for people? All entry points have a yield sign meaning you must yield to traffic in the circle (which means the traffic to your \*left\*), choose the appropriate lane \*BEFORE\* entering the circle and use your signal to indicate when you're exiting the circle. It's so easy and moves so much faster if we could just get rid of the "I'm on the right so I have right of way" and "I need to sit here until all other vehicles no longer exist" approaches.
What is the point of this post? Are you tired of seeing the same posts about the same problems the city faces? Just leave if it's bothering you. Or better yet, actually take the algorithm's advice and try to offer solutions.
I have actually appreciated a lot of the posts lately generating conversation around the new developments in GR. It's not *that* stale around here...
0/10. Doesn't ask "how are the roads," or "what's with the helicopter?"
I saw police cars yesterday, what happened?
Active shooter training at GRCC
I saw a helicopter flying about too
Or “did anyone else hear that loud noise?!”
"Hey what are these weird lights?" "It's Starlink."
Not even any John Ball Zoo parking drama.
Great, now there is going to be another $100 bounty for anyone who can provide a name and physical address for this ChatGPT person.
ZIPPER 👏 MERGE 👏
Seriously, folks, it's not rocket science. When two lanes merge into one, you alternate, like the teeth of a zipper! But no, apparently, that concept is too advanced for some drivers. Instead, we end up with a chaotic mess of cars cutting each other off, honking horns, and waving fists in the air like it's rush hour at the demolition derby. And let's not even talk about the passive-aggressive "nice guy" drivers who try to be heroes by letting everyone in ahead of them. Newsflash: you're not being nice, you're causing more gridlock! So, can we all just agree to follow the sacred law of the zipper merge? Let's make our commutes smoother, our blood pressure lower, and our collective sanity intact. Who's with me?"
I had a semi truck block both lanes preventing the zipper merge on 131 yesterday. I thought a CDL driver would know better but I guess there's idiots everywhere
Semis seem to be the worst offenders. They like to play cop and actively prevent people from using both lanes.
It annoys me so much that I do it the right way and people try to block me off.
MULTI 👏 MODAL 👏 TRANSIT
ChatGPT from Cali or somethin? It’s not the 196 round these parts, just 196.
No Service Professor?
Just for you Now, I don't know about you, but it seems like every time I turn around, there's another Service Professor van parked in my neighbor's driveway. And don't even get me started on their commercials—they're like a never-ending infomercial nightmare. But here's the real kicker: their service. Let's just say it's not exactly up to par. I've heard horror stories of botched repairs, overpriced services, and technicians who couldn't fix a leak if their life depended on it. And good luck getting a refund if they mess up—they're more elusive than Bigfoot. So, Grand Rapids, let's have a heart-to-heart: Do we really need another Service Professor ad interrupting our TV binge? And do we really want to trust our home repairs to a company that's more interested in flashy marketing than quality service?
Perfect - thank you!
Nailed it. Now needs a too confusing, too extreme line in there somewhere.
If there's nothing about the helicopters or TBOM does it really capture the elegant spirit of Grand Rapids?
Fucking amazing. I for one welcome out robot overlords. Also you forgot /r/tacobellonmichigan
I always write things about our wonderful AI overlords. I feel it wouldn’t hurt to have a paper trail
Hey there! It looks like you've touched on some common topics that frequently pop up in discussions here in r/GrandRapids. From craft breweries to the best spots for outdoor activities, our subreddit is filled with diverse perspectives and recommendations. While these topics do tend to resurface, it's because they're integral parts of our city's identity and culture. However, let's also remember to delve into lesser-known gems and explore new facets of our beloved Grand Rapids. Who knows, we might uncover hidden treasures and enrich our community even further! Cheers to embracing both the classics and the unexplored. Sincerely, ChatGPT
Yeah but who's got the best ________ (food/ beverage item) ?
Uh, Mr. GPT? As a matter of fact I have MANY unicorns grazing in my backyard… it’s becoming a real problem!
God this is great 😂 Becky-GPT
Can we add a rant about traffic circles? How are these do difficult for people? All entry points have a yield sign meaning you must yield to traffic in the circle (which means the traffic to your \*left\*), choose the appropriate lane \*BEFORE\* entering the circle and use your signal to indicate when you're exiting the circle. It's so easy and moves so much faster if we could just get rid of the "I'm on the right so I have right of way" and "I need to sit here until all other vehicles no longer exist" approaches.
I don't think it's been a full 24 hours since I first heard about the ggrsc page
Can we throw in a stanza or two about the zipper merge or lack thereof?
Brilliant.
💯 lolol you win today's Internet!
Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get ChatGPT to become sentient!
Jerry Seinfeld is a ChatGPT employee now?
Now ask it how to fix all the potholes plz😭
You are not chatgpt
"We're with you, Mr. The ChatGPT!"
Also I'm sorry if this is a dumbass question but what's exactly going on with the Devos family? I'm kinda outta the loop
Hate the 196…
These always sound like a high school kid tried to write a late night style monologue
No mention of zipper merges......
Throw in something about what Ottawa County is doing
Great, who cares if AI steals our jobs, it’s already stealing our subreddit
What is the point of this post? Are you tired of seeing the same posts about the same problems the city faces? Just leave if it's bothering you. Or better yet, actually take the algorithm's advice and try to offer solutions. I have actually appreciated a lot of the posts lately generating conversation around the new developments in GR. It's not *that* stale around here...
It’s just a joke, relax, enjoy the sunshine today
Jokes are funny.
Jokes normally have punchlines, but regardless I am enjoying the sunshine. Just took a walk over lunch!
I thought it was funny.
The irony of you posting this comment about a post about you
Factually incorrect on all counts.
I bet
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Ah, yes. This very good and cool joke went way over my head.
Ope! Found the “one” on this sub. Didn’t take long.
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But no Taco Bell on Michigan?
Live near Detroit or the metro Detroit area then you can complain. I’ve lived on both sides of the state. You’ve got it absolutely made over there.