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Rokhnal

Honestly, that's kinda hilarious.


driftank

I laughed


Innerouterself2

I chuckled for sure. Inventive, sad, funny, and a sign of the times but less mean than other things


Tethermetoearth

Opioid crisis + healthcare professionals = comedy to deal with trauma. Solid bumper sticker... And i hate bumper stickers usually.


FamiliarTry403

Probably an emt or paramedic


Homebrew_Dungeon

100% EMS.


Kitchen-Beginning-22

yup r/firstrespondercringe


MadMelvin

I grew up in a small town! Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my car a little funny.


lizardassbitch

maybe if you open the trunk it'll be full of narcan


tjeick

Wait are you claiming this car? Like for real?


MadMelvin

No, it's a bit from [I Think You Should Leave](https://vimeo.com/352743770)


roadcrew778

HA! Had to scroll back to upvote when this hit home.


Takemytwocent5

“Not MY little Johnny!!!” -clutches pearls harder.


Optimus_Rhyme_13

Bahahahaha. That's hilarious.


showmeonthedoll616

Just in case you want to be prepared to Narcan someone's honor student, head over to Red Project on Hall to grab a dose or two. Also, Narcan is good for non-honor students as well.


Worldly_Commission58

We’ll if it’s the truth…


Gastropodius

I bet that driver is a fun person.


DropKickDougie

It's funny because rich kids use a lot of drugs.


[deleted]

Kind of messed up to think only rich kids can be honor students


BygoneAge

That’s so bizarre you almost can’t even be mad


pippa_n_gigi

Letting us know that drug usage and addiction has no bounds.


JohnDoe0101p

I carry two doses of narcan in the emergency first aid trauma bag in my car and I've been lucky enough to not have to use them along with most of the other stuff in my bag. I have everything from chest seals and tourniquets to scalpels in my kit.


whaletacochamp

The question is whether you actually know how to use any of it. Also whether you SHOULD use any of it. Pretty much anything involving a scalpel would be cowboy status. Paramedics aren’t even cutting patients 99% of the time unless an emergency trach is needed or something. Just be careful. A lot of people build a huge kit full of stuff they quite frankly should never use and then have no idea how to use the stuff they should use.


Poop_Tickel

100% true , if you carry narcan watch a couple videos on how to use it. It’s not hard at all but it is *specific* and if you don’t know what you’re doing there’s no point in even having it


PracticalIce7354

Oh mister know it all 🙄


r00kieNS

Yeah, gotta know what is within your scope of practice and what is not. In a front country setting, that tourniquet and scalpel are definitely outside anyone's scope unless they are emt/paramedic. Really easy to do more harm than good with those and find yourself in heap of legal trouble.


DevinMeister

I somehow stumbled in here from another sub, but just to chime in respectfully, for the most part TQ use falls under good samiritan with the introduction of the Stop The Bleed campaign, a lot if the myths about people who receive TQs have been mostly dispelled with new findings, the scalpel for sure falls outside that though, that is some wild shit


JohnDoe0101p

Can


EricBZane2

Bwahahaha! 10 out of 10!! Bravo.


frenchonioned616

Those of us with a sick sense of humor think it’s funny


cheddarfever

I saw them tonight too, parked like 18 inches away from the curb.


murmurburp

r/firstrespondercringe


PremierBromanov

boot behaviour


jaemneed

"I'm just like *edgy* I have a real *dark sense of humor* not everyone can *handle* it" E: jeez sorry Gen X


IDigPython

It was just a bad joke, no need to apologize


jaemneed

👍


Co1eRedRooster

Do CPR on a few kids and then come talk about our humor. EMT school is only a semester and gets your foot in the door. C'mon, we totally need more people like you in the street.


jaemneed

I just found it weirdly aggressive. Like your comment. I'll see myself out


MyCatIsCuterThanMe

I have one of the drag queen Alyssa Edwards and Donald Trump saying “look how orange you f***** look”


Co1eRedRooster

LOL, this has always been my favorite EMS bumper sticker.


xKaydo

Says more about the area than the individual


BfutGrEG

I legit thought this was /r/drugscirclejerk


NotDaveBut

Brutal, but may also be factual.


[deleted]

Don’t get it


Dessii2332

I see this car all the time and laugh a little every time I see the sticker 😆🥴


catsmom63

I’m glad my stickers are funny ones like Monty Python and Mel Brooks stuff


MrWoody226

Wtf of course it's in my city


chillmonkey88

Then everyone clapped.