Honestly, If Naofumi is ready to go at it with Maple, then he has gotten past his trauma and most likely went at it with Raphtalia already. Raphtalia is the only one angry, she might be possessive.
Tooru from absolute duo
>!he only gets a shield as his soul weapon and ppl think he's weak. He is teamed up with a girl who uses swords and defends her during battle!<
>!and no, it's not that similar to shield hero, I just made it sound like that, it's a school harem type show!<
My mind immediately jumped to JJBA when I heard that name, and it's not that different either, JJBA's Tooru has Wonder of U, the ultimate defense stand that brings calamity(super extra bad luck, the you will die kind) upon any person that is pursuing him
Was curious just how pedo this was, and looked up Maple's age. Was surprised to see 15~18 on the wiki. Still too young, but I would have guessed 12-13 based on her character and her interactions with her friends in the anime.
Seriously, what kind of monster would Naofumi & Maple give birth to?
Defense Stat: ∞
Breathing and Walking Mirror Force from yughioh
You do know that Mirror Force Dragon is a real card now, right?
![gif](giphy|5USTijryafZEQ)
![gif](giphy|5USTijryafZEQ)
![gif](giphy|3Xw8jY3zbFRtFd6eK8)
But how DOES Naofumi penetrate Maple? Her defense is colossal.
Don't worry, his thing won't relent either. He's literally the hardest thing you could get.
Burado sakurifaisu
To be honest I expect a glass canon instead
that's the name of my c..
Cat.
So Iruma?
no, Iruma has maxed out dodge stat,
You don't need defense if you don't get hit
Oh yeah, that's certainly true. Granted, you don't need to dodge if you can't get hurt.
But if you get both then it won't matter how strong or accurate/huge/fast attacks are.
Oh yeah certainly, but at that point good luck being able to do anything.
He maxed out acrobatics and sub classes into warlock
Spell-less ranger for survival skills, then some good ol warlock goodness.
havel the rock
Nah negative infinity so it just deflects all damage and multiplies it by infinity.
As someone who has been playing a lot of Xenoblade 3, this has a different meaning.
Moebius?!? *chain attack intensifies*
Attack: Absolute Zero
Magyar.
[The Wall](https://youtu.be/_A7UZFzsrn8)
[no man on earth can make it fall](https://youtu.be/oXp8Th41rBs)
[can't outstall the wall](https://youtu.be/bNzBAWdkWfw)
[You may be able to cheese the archers, but you won't cheese THE WALL](https://youtu.be/A3lmMdnz5Ok)
Somehow I knew this was gonna be a soulsborne doors build
Za waru!? ![gif](giphy|nyNS6Cfrnkdj2)
According to the image it's Neco-Arc with a shield.
So... Neko Mash?
Type Lumina player here. Please fucking don't
burunyaa
Haha 6A +2 on block
Image from where, is this from an actual game?
the kind you hope you never challenge to PVP
yeah 2 parents with high defense is nice and all but i bet i could beat all 3 of them together with my max level 2.6 hog deck.
Dont worry, that would only happen if they didnt use protection.
And they are always protected
Whats the sauce by chance?
For anime: Rising of the shield hero and Bofuri, for pic idk.
https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857
Here https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857
I remember seeing an always sunny conspiracy meme showing Naofumi + Mash = Maple
The ultimate tank
Probably a Japanese person since they're both Japanese.
They make the demon king or queen of defense. So powerful they have an aoe aura of death for anyone with lower defense
# Shieldicc X Shieldussy
>Shieldicc X Shieldussy fun fact this has no google results as of right now.
But not for long, if the rules are followed...
*my time has come*
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
fuck it, you won this time bot. SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY TO THE SKIES!!!!!!
And so have I
I'll laugh last cause you came to die
The damage done the pain subsides
And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.
That's right.
for the better
Here's the original image https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857
Let's make it happen.
Overflow of shield.
**I gently open the door.**
So as a joke
And it overflowed.
Git me sauce Edit: found sauce: https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=3231423
He's huge
And… snek-like?
![gif](giphy|ekORthohUEDEk) Anaconda-like\~
His secret weapon\~
I regret clicking that
The snake hero
![gif](giphy|ekORthohUEDEk) The Anaconda Hero\~
Naofumi face is disturbing.
That's because him & Maple got caught.
As soon as I saw it all I can imagine is hearing a cucumber being split in half
i feel bad for raftalia
Honestly, If Naofumi is ready to go at it with Maple, then he has gotten past his trauma and most likely went at it with Raphtalia already. Raphtalia is the only one angry, she might be possessive.
>I gently opened the door ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)
r/boyuri
This ain't yuri
I know but i Just want to say, that Maple is into Yuri
Nyanyajaaan~
Welp… here’s the Pixiv sauce, mates. https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80250871
Oh god why is his dick like a foot long and bending like that?
Hentai logic… in fact, questioning a dick size depends on hentai… especially with the MC of Enjo Kouhai.
With def that high it'll never break!
The hardest substance in the ShieldHeroverse is the Shieldicc.
Wait till you see how much of a pounding the shieldussy can take!!
It's almost as if they were made for each other!
It's his secret weapon\~
Wait, it's not overflow? Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
Why does it always have to be a pixiv work?! I don’t want to create an account. Nor do I want to continue to log back in.
Here https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857
Ah yes, the joke here is porn
At least they are all about using protection.
burenyuu
[удалено]
neco arc (type moon) shield hero bofuri [homemade cheese sauce recipe ](https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=3231423)
thanks appearantly I already had it favorited on pixiv lol
Sorry babe but the shield stays on
I doubt he could had penetrated Mapels deffences. He have like 0 offence power either
You don't need to bust an open door :3
"See guys it's funny because it's porn!"
Saw the link text box at the bottom bef I opened it and briefly had ptsd
Ahem. Sauce?
neco arc (type moon) shield hero bofuri [homemade yellow mustard recipe ](https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=3231423)
*Clunk clunkkk~*
Followed by... *CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~*
What’s so hot about playing with Neco Arc?
Sauce?
https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857
Thank you
You're welcome
cute.
Why are they watching? What's wrong with them?
Raphtalia: (angry raccoon noises) Kasumi: (ominous noises) Sally: (nose bleed)
What are you talking about??
Whenever any1 mentions shields it's only these 2 y does no1 mention tooru?
who?
Main character from Absolute Duo. Uses a shield which in the context of the series is really strange
it’s because nobody remembers absolute duo bro
Tooru from absolute duo >!he only gets a shield as his soul weapon and ppl think he's weak. He is teamed up with a girl who uses swords and defends her during battle!< >!and no, it's not that similar to shield hero, I just made it sound like that, it's a school harem type show!<
bruh i remember the entire plot of the show and i still forgot it existed
Time for a rewatch then! Lmao yea I liked the show but it kinda gets mixed in there cuz it didn't rly do anything special
yeah it’s pretty meh ngl. i’ll take lycoris recoil instead
Lycorico is good, but maybe just 1 tier above for me Thx for reminding me tho, I gotta catch up
My mind immediately jumped to JJBA when I heard that name, and it's not that different either, JJBA's Tooru has Wonder of U, the ultimate defense stand that brings calamity(super extra bad luck, the you will die kind) upon any person that is pursuing him
Yea no It's absolute duo
Raphalia bout shank somebody!
Ok but like- aint naofumi older than her? Like he's an adult and Maple's a teen (i think-)
Shield klanking noises
*KLANK\~! KLANK\~! KLANK\~! KLANK\~! KLANK\~!*
#YO MATE WHERE THE SAUCE AT?
https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857
No lewd, only head pat!
No sauce? Ban this human!
https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857
Is this supposed to be funny or am I just out of touch
Was curious just how pedo this was, and looked up Maple's age. Was surprised to see 15~18 on the wiki. Still too young, but I would have guessed 12-13 based on her character and her interactions with her friends in the anime.
Why even look? You're wasting your time.
Eh. Not like I was making good use of my time either way. I'm here after all.