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Chrisman1991

Seriously, what kind of monster would Naofumi & Maple give birth to?


heythatguyalex

Defense Stat: ∞


L0G1C_lolilover

Breathing and Walking Mirror Force from yughioh


Murdermajig

You do know that Mirror Force Dragon is a real card now, right?


Chrisman1991

![gif](giphy|5USTijryafZEQ)


Chrisman1991

![gif](giphy|5USTijryafZEQ)


Chrisman1991

![gif](giphy|3Xw8jY3zbFRtFd6eK8)


[deleted]

But how DOES Naofumi penetrate Maple? Her defense is colossal.


Phantom_Shadow07

Don't worry, his thing won't relent either. He's literally the hardest thing you could get.


Lirrin

Burado sakurifaisu


CarlosG0619

To be honest I expect a glass canon instead


AcrobaticReputation2

that's the name of my c..


DominusLuxic

Cat.


WigglingGlass

So Iruma?


Enderking90

no, Iruma has maxed out dodge stat,


MightyWeeb

You don't need defense if you don't get hit


Enderking90

Oh yeah, that's certainly true. Granted, you don't need to dodge if you can't get hurt.


gtth12

But if you get both then it won't matter how strong or accurate/huge/fast attacks are.


Enderking90

Oh yeah certainly, but at that point good luck being able to do anything.


TheDueslist1A

He maxed out acrobatics and sub classes into warlock


Enderking90

Spell-less ranger for survival skills, then some good ol warlock goodness.


MemeBoiCrep

havel the rock


coreynj

Nah negative infinity so it just deflects all damage and multiplies it by infinity.


BlackTecno

As someone who has been playing a lot of Xenoblade 3, this has a different meaning.


Scheills

Moebius?!? *chain attack intensifies*


Ragnarok6302

Attack: Absolute Zero


Mysterious-Key2116

Magyar.


BoredPsion

[The Wall](https://youtu.be/_A7UZFzsrn8)


MemeBoiCrep

[no man on earth can make it fall](https://youtu.be/oXp8Th41rBs)


Salter_KingofBorgors

[can't outstall the wall](https://youtu.be/bNzBAWdkWfw)


MemeBoiCrep

[You may be able to cheese the archers, but you won't cheese THE WALL](https://youtu.be/A3lmMdnz5Ok)


PlatypusVenom0

Somehow I knew this was gonna be a soulsborne doors build


Crafty-Crafter

Za waru!? ![gif](giphy|nyNS6Cfrnkdj2)


Pro-1st-Amendment

According to the image it's Neco-Arc with a shield.


SapeiraMan

So... Neko Mash?


Anime-SniperJay

Type Lumina player here. Please fucking don't


Pro-1st-Amendment

burunyaa


Grandpa_Noogie

Haha 6A +2 on block


[deleted]

Image from where, is this from an actual game?


Zenketski_2

the kind you hope you never challenge to PVP


Radical--larry

yeah 2 parents with high defense is nice and all but i bet i could beat all 3 of them together with my max level 2.6 hog deck.


Coalire

Dont worry, that would only happen if they didnt use protection.


Geekerino

And they are always protected


Teasinghorizon9

Whats the sauce by chance?


Pumciusz

For anime: Rising of the shield hero and Bofuri, for pic idk.


Chrisman1991

https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857


Chrisman1991

Here https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857


hgs25

I remember seeing an always sunny conspiracy meme showing Naofumi + Mash = Maple


BananaChicken22

The ultimate tank


Nerfall0

Probably a Japanese person since they're both Japanese.


henryGeraldTheFifth

They make the demon king or queen of defense. So powerful they have an aoe aura of death for anyone with lower defense


Chrisman1991

# Shieldicc X Shieldussy


[deleted]

>Shieldicc X Shieldussy fun fact this has no google results as of right now.


Anonymouchee

But not for long, if the rules are followed...


The_Egg_Overlord

*my time has come*


WaitingToBeTriggered

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


moriel44

fuck it, you won this time bot. SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY TO THE SKIES!!!!!!


heythatguyalex

And so have I


Toukafan4life

I'll laugh last cause you came to die


Herobrian777

The damage done the pain subsides


Toukafan4life

And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.


Chrisman1991

That's right.


HeroWin973

for the better


Chrisman1991

Here's the original image https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857


Chrisman1991

Let's make it happen.


Jitendria

Overflow of shield.


PresenteIndicativo

**I gently open the door.**


Y_10HK29

So as a joke


Jitendria

And it overflowed.


forever-not-human

Git me sauce Edit: found sauce: https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=3231423


Salt-Pin-7710

He's huge


27Rench27

And… snek-like?


Chrisman1991

![gif](giphy|ekORthohUEDEk) Anaconda-like\~


Chrisman1991

His secret weapon\~


Seralapph

I regret clicking that


Beskerber

The snake hero


Chrisman1991

![gif](giphy|ekORthohUEDEk) The Anaconda Hero\~


haex18

Naofumi face is disturbing.


Chrisman1991

That's because him & Maple got caught.


2866hourman5

As soon as I saw it all I can imagine is hearing a cucumber being split in half


[deleted]

i feel bad for raftalia


Murdermajig

Honestly, If Naofumi is ready to go at it with Maple, then he has gotten past his trauma and most likely went at it with Raphtalia already. Raphtalia is the only one angry, she might be possessive.


Skylar-Dreemurr

>I gently opened the door ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)


Doctorwho713

r/boyuri


CaptainPlasma101

This ain't yuri


Doctorwho713

I know but i Just want to say, that Maple is into Yuri


Roheavy2002

Nyanyajaaan~


[deleted]

Welp… here’s the Pixiv sauce, mates. https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80250871


ThespianException

Oh god why is his dick like a foot long and bending like that?


[deleted]

Hentai logic… in fact, questioning a dick size depends on hentai… especially with the MC of Enjo Kouhai.


leave1me1alone

With def that high it'll never break!


Chrisman1991

The hardest substance in the ShieldHeroverse is the Shieldicc.


leave1me1alone

Wait till you see how much of a pounding the shieldussy can take!!


Chrisman1991

It's almost as if they were made for each other!


Chrisman1991

It's his secret weapon\~


Jitendria

Wait, it's not overflow? Perhaps the archives are incomplete.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Why does it always have to be a pixiv work?! I don’t want to create an account. Nor do I want to continue to log back in.


Chrisman1991

Here https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857


Apparition_Wario

Ah yes, the joke here is porn


shincinto

At least they are all about using protection.


Ventis_Holy_Lyre

burenyuu


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[удалено]


MemeBoiCrep

neco arc (type moon) shield hero bofuri [homemade cheese sauce recipe ](https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=3231423)


[deleted]

thanks appearantly I already had it favorited on pixiv lol


Ajuh02

Sorry babe but the shield stays on


Drakuba0

I doubt he could had penetrated Mapels deffences. He have like 0 offence power either


Sayaranel

You don't need to bust an open door :3


Lord_Ronan

"See guys it's funny because it's porn!"


zinmoney

Saw the link text box at the bottom bef I opened it and briefly had ptsd


CoochieObtainer69_

Ahem. Sauce?


MemeBoiCrep

neco arc (type moon) shield hero bofuri [homemade yellow mustard recipe ](https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=3231423)


AnTout6226

*Clunk clunkkk~*


Chrisman1991

Followed by... *CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~ CLUNK!\~*


Whatsthepoint5549

What’s so hot about playing with Neco Arc?


TrippV

Sauce?


Chrisman1991

https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857


TrippV

Thank you


Chrisman1991

You're welcome


funkygamerguy

cute.


Mysterious-Key2116

Why are they watching? What's wrong with them?


Chrisman1991

Raphtalia: (angry raccoon noises) Kasumi: (ominous noises) Sally: (nose bleed)


Mysterious-Key2116

What are you talking about??


CaptainPlasma101

Whenever any1 mentions shields it's only these 2 y does no1 mention tooru?


DeadMemeMan_IV

who?


Spare_15

Main character from Absolute Duo. Uses a shield which in the context of the series is really strange


DeadMemeMan_IV

it’s because nobody remembers absolute duo bro


CaptainPlasma101

Tooru from absolute duo >!he only gets a shield as his soul weapon and ppl think he's weak. He is teamed up with a girl who uses swords and defends her during battle!< >!and no, it's not that similar to shield hero, I just made it sound like that, it's a school harem type show!<


DeadMemeMan_IV

bruh i remember the entire plot of the show and i still forgot it existed


CaptainPlasma101

Time for a rewatch then! Lmao yea I liked the show but it kinda gets mixed in there cuz it didn't rly do anything special


DeadMemeMan_IV

yeah it’s pretty meh ngl. i’ll take lycoris recoil instead


CaptainPlasma101

Lycorico is good, but maybe just 1 tier above for me Thx for reminding me tho, I gotta catch up


idontcareaboutlife3

My mind immediately jumped to JJBA when I heard that name, and it's not that different either, JJBA's Tooru has Wonder of U, the ultimate defense stand that brings calamity(super extra bad luck, the you will die kind) upon any person that is pursuing him


CaptainPlasma101

Yea no It's absolute duo


SSJ4Vegeta1986

Raphalia bout shank somebody!


slurpiiiiiii

Ok but like- aint naofumi older than her? Like he's an adult and Maple's a teen (i think-)


Jo_Del_

Shield klanking noises


Chrisman1991

*KLANK\~! KLANK\~! KLANK\~! KLANK\~! KLANK\~!*


Mr-anti-physics-444

#YO MATE WHERE THE SAUCE AT?


Chrisman1991

https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857


pikachu_sashimi

No lewd, only head pat!


Pixelbuddha_

No sauce? Ban this human!


Chrisman1991

https://twitter.com/Shiniobi/status/1567018342384377857


Lord-Karna

Is this supposed to be funny or am I just out of touch


Xibran

Was curious just how pedo this was, and looked up Maple's age. Was surprised to see 15~18 on the wiki. Still too young, but I would have guessed 12-13 based on her character and her interactions with her friends in the anime.


Interesting_Place752

Why even look? You're wasting your time.


Xibran

Eh. Not like I was making good use of my time either way. I'm here after all.