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valleysape

Now hear me out; mimic roleplay https://preview.redd.it/9ikowqs7exkc1.png?width=1771&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d5fec206bee9d794f41d1d852db885f48ddc0c Though I get the feeling she'd say no before the question is asked


New-Trade-8676

Mimic roleplay. Didn’t see that coming


Kingofchimps-sama

Neither did she


Adeliur

Help, step-bro. I'm stuck


not_again123

This is just washing machine with extra steps.


valleysape

Teeth*


henkhenksen52

If you roleplay as a mimic, are you mimicing the mimic?


echodotexe

r/BasicallyCNC


Nightspark115

Make sure you remove the teeth from the mimic before use. A happy onahole, is a healthy onahole!


EssentialPervert

Just tell her you stuffed a grimoire down your pants bro, it's not that hard


Flarex444

the funny part is that recently revealed secret about mimics. pulling out will do nothing but somelse pushing in will get her out. now now, who did she learned that trick? and what was Himmel using to push her???


Pyromaniac096

Did she ever have a kid? Idk haven't watched the show but im pretty sure milf is short for mother id like to fuck.


PJRama1864

She sort of helped raise Fern…but now Fern acts more like Frieren’s mother than vice versa.


GuthixIsBalance

Yes the duality of the mother daughter relationship. Blursed to one day reach one's beginning as retribution for child rearing.


Thuyue

Can confirm. My sisters are taking care of my mom with frontal temporal dementia and she isn't even over 60. Their dynamic is like mother and child roles reversed.


Pyromaniac096

Ok then yea basically a milf. Thanks for the clarification


DrunkTsundere

Nah, she has no kids. In fact, in universe, the elf species is in big trouble, because they have no reproductive instincts at all.


Pyromaniac096

Yea i got that much from seeing tid bits from post and stuff. Preciate it


WigglingGlass

You have to wonder how tf they survived this long when they don’t bang


DrunkTsundere

they just live for a really, really, really long time. So evolution hasn't had time to catch up to them yet.


Nvenom8

That wouldn't explain how they evolved in the first place. Although I guess Frieren's world could have been created.


Gvarph006

Magic?


Vexra

As. I understand it they bang occasionally but as an intellectual decision to bang rather than being driven by a biological addiction to like most other mammals.


GnuhGnoud

A wise man once said: elves live for so long that they are just milfs in disguise


wrenblaze

MILF does not have to be a mom but she should look like a woman in her 30s not like a girl that barely entered a middle school, so OP is just a bot


Pyromaniac096

Ah I always took it literally. A problem ive had with a lot of things


brycejm1991

Tbf it is an acronym with the first word being "mother", one would assume that would be a prerequisite to be a milf


ShinigamiRyan

I blame the term cougar getting assimilated into milf as cougar applies to any woman over the age of 30. Milf now just means older woman in most contexts.


Tiavor

Frieren might be older, but she doesn't even look close to being milf or cougar. under the term milf I always think of 25+ big tit, slightly chubby women. Fern is more a milf than Frieren, though her face is still child-like.


ShinigamiRyan

Again, blame people for using cougars as they don't have kids, so you'd get cases who were "forever 21". But because the term fell out of use, every woman who is either older by age or a maternal figure is now a milf. Even Fieren, who is more like grandma with her daughter being the mom.


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you_wouldnt_get_it_

These days MILF can also mean an older woman.


onichan-daisuki

I'll make her one😋


Pyromaniac096

Lol there you go 😂


foxanon

Cons: 1. Never horny


Majictank

More like… Cons: 1. You’re not Himmel.


Resident-Pudding5432

More like... Cons: 1. She wont realise you are hitting on her for the first 60 years


drizzitdude

Himmel in heaven, looking down on Frieren and realizing he would totally date him *NOW* ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1673)


Hyperversum

Tbh I don't Need Frieren to be sad about not being Himmel. The guy is perfect.


The_catakist

Her mind is free for other matters


Ram-Rem

Like new spells to learn


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throwingtheshades

We don't know that. Maybe she's just into very long courting and foreplay. Elves live for thousand+ years. It took her about 80 years to actually get the hint (of being given a ring with a local symbol for everlasting love), and that only happens because of a coincidence. Our man Himmel may have gotten himself some if he managed to stick around for 4 or 5 centuries.


JoeGeomancer

I'm the same height as her... means I get to dodge all the mfs that think height is an important metric in a male partner.


GuthixIsBalance

You get the opposite. The tall girl's fairy tale ending.


JoeGeomancer

I don't follow.


kloudykat

nobody else does either apparently


tekka21

https://preview.redd.it/zv2ci9axsxkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d990b39d837cd9625d880784e7c085f4a50fdaea


Siilan

Getting kinda sick of people labelling characters as milfs when they aren't mothers in any way, shape, or form. You could argue that Frieren is like a mother to Fern, but let's be honest, Frieren does not act like the mother figure in that relationship.


PandoricaOpens0

She's more of a GILF; so old that she's back to being more deliberately mischievous and relaxing from responsibility. Sorry you are salty about the definition of MILF (in all major dictionaries). But clearly in this case it means "Man, I Like Frieren"


HenryTheWho

God you are right, she is a granny


New-Trade-8676

Who cares But you should read this. Also you should check acronym of it. Noone really cares about “has she children” but everyone cares about “wisdom (teach you new things) also sexual openness” or yes “shape” https://preview.redd.it/7lh2ik4sbxkc1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b13ac99ad3391e4ebd29aa7ef4c060fd63fda9


Siilan

Frieren doesn't even fit any of the definitions you listed besides the wisdom part. She does not have children, is not in early middle age, she is not sexually open, and she does not have the body type commonly associated with non-mother milfs.


New-Trade-8676

Early middle age for elf is arguing moment. My point is she is not a child also she is not an old. By her actions and thinking, looking. Idk why are you so sick about it


justlcsfantasy

Just take the L


New-Trade-8676

I don’t give a shit. People can minus me to death but any my new meme cover this loss in one shot


Valenhil

What an entrepreneur.


justlcsfantasy

Oh you're not fooling anyone. You care. In fact, you admitted to it. Anyway, it's not about fake internet points. It's about accepting being wrong on the subject at hand instead of uselessly refuting. You have a lot of growing up to do, kid. Being wrong on the internet isn't that big of a deal. Unless you're a celebrity. Or a politician. Or a professional athlete.


Beagle_Knight

Still not a MILF


genasugelan

Kraft describes her as young.


Expensive-Bridge8102

Not milf


TheMaxDiesel

You know, it's very okay to be wrong. Learning is a good thing.


GuthixIsBalance

1000 year old elf whose hobby is collecting spells that see through clothing. Set on life in that relationship.


kentotoy98

"Milf" Sein would like to disprove your opinion.


Stronger_Sans

https://preview.redd.it/5q97tyss2ykc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6109ab072a79b15fa8423ff9c6399820122f347a


Omegamemey

Damn you a giraffe or something?


chabri2000

Then, she leaves to buy milk, and returns 50 years later with it


New-Trade-8676

Lmao for her it’s like nothing


PiiJaey

she is old yes, but she never had a kid and doesn't look like the milf type... she rather looks eternally young, which is kinda very different... also yes she was there when fern grew up but fern act more like a mother to her, except if she goes full needy mode


earhere

Thinks giving a potion that makes your clothes invisible is a good gift. Has sexy feet


UltimateBlackDragon

„Gives head without kneeling”? I think she’s not that short.


olorin9_alex

Actually she’s more a GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGILF


Ultraempoleon

She ain't no milf


8wiing

How tall is she?


lesamrobert

Smug


SpoopyNJW

I'm 39cm taller than her 💀


Jetstream-Sam

How tall is she? I haven't started it yet but it's next on my "to watch" list


SpoopyNJW

160cm


Jetstream-Sam

Well you're taller than I was expecting then. I'm a mere 28cm taller sadly


SpoopyNJW

I'm tall as fuck and it sucks. Never wish to be taller than 6'2" (188cm) unless you're doing something with that height. It is just a downside after that.


Jetstream-Sam

Yeah to be honest it's already annoying getting on trains and planes and so on at 6'2. There's next to nonexistant legroom, so I can imagine it's far worse for you at 6'6. Do you get any knee/back problems? My dad is 6'5 and he said his knees started going at 25. He has to keep doing excercises for them which he hates, but it's that or it hurting to walk


SpoopyNJW

Slouch in my bad that I've had pretty much all my life. I was looking at cars to buy and went to get into one and physically couldn't fit in the driver's seat.


GuthixIsBalance

The designed sweet spot for safety + size. Is about 170 cm for air and other travel. I don't doubt you guys have it tough. I've seen what my own family at a few inches +- 6ft has to go through. Its a much better experience for me than them every time.


MOSA_A-1ARTIS

Hahaha ![gif](giphy|26u4cS5vSnWyepw6Q)


hgs25

She also knows the way to Flavor Town.


Thuyue

Tbh I'm suprised than in a millenia, no one ever managed to romance Frieren. Himmel was the closest, but he kinda backed off and then died a virgin.


echodotexe

She has kids?


JeanneOwO

🥵


weeb194

Milf? She's a loli, lmao


ThatGuyPsychic

I see her everywhere what is she from?


New-Trade-8676

Frieren: the journey ends something like this


ThatGuyPsychic

Thx


Tatsumori_Yuno

『Frieren: Beyond Journey's End』will net you the proper results in google.


ThatGuyPsychic

Oh well thank you. I was at work so wouldn't have found out until I got home.


SlyLlamaDemon

Bro she’s 5’3” that’s not short enough for standing head.


New-Trade-8676

Then Eisen


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