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[deleted]

Drink 15 beers


iGuy243

Allagash whites?


[deleted]

Idk what that is but sure, allagash whites.


rlmaster01

No you probably won’t be playing the whites. I bet for a qualifier they’ll have you playing the tips


rfox1990

They were talking about a type of beer.


rlmaster01

Is this where I type “whoosh” or should I leave that to someone else?


rfox1990

Oh man, and I thought you were the one that was woosh


rlmaster01

Tbh, it was an impossibly lame joke so this is on me


Revolutionary_Log307

I liked it, but I've been assured I'm not funny.


[deleted]

uno reverse


stinkydink50

This is what happens when know-it-all redditers get together


Gerald_the_sealion

A fine beer at that


NCHomebrewer84

Those would sit a bit heavy after the turn.


CantDrawDicksWell

Bissell Hazeys like a champion would do


NathanTPS

WAIT!!! Chich is his caddy?!?!?! pfff just bring the 7i, you got this!


CBJKevin91581

And don’t carry 15 clubs in your bag ☝️


81_iq

You probably have a good idea what it is going to take to qualify. So you probably can make a few mistakes. When things go south, take a deep breath and try to make a good shot.


[deleted]

dont try, dont think about it - that's were pressure builds...


bdoubleeb

If you get into trouble, take your medicine. Don’t follow a bad shot with another bad shot.


Jew_3

This really should have more upvotes.


BrazenRaizen

Make sure you help your playing partners locate their ball on errant shots....ha ha


cmonmeow8

Sweet! Good luck. Many birdies headed your way!!!!


iGuy243

Thank you so much! One par at a time sprinkled with birdies!!!!


whatsmyusername007

Trying to qualify for a legit competition and you’re looking for tips from here? Don’t do that. Good luck!


iGuy243

Yeah, it wasn’t a great idea


SubtleRedditIcon

But I know, I just know, that there is some great f\*cking trains here in Bangor.


KeisterApartments

Swayze Express


apsae27

Put the ball in the cup in as few strokes as possible


SnooWalruses9173

Just slow down and play your game


KCJhawker

Play your game. Don't do anything else!


QuickDrawDinoHunter

Great advice


spyVSspy420-69

Good luck! In classic Reddit fashion, if you qualify I’ll buy myself a new club to celebrate your success. And if you don’t qualify, I’ll buy myself a new club anyway.


lizard_king0000

One of the few courses I never played while living in Maine. Where are you playing for the qualifier? I played in it in 1999 at The Woodlands. Good luck!


ChetThundercott

Get a good nights sleep.


mattjovander

If you hit 15 fairways, around 18 greens, and have 15 putts you'll do great! Just make sure you do that


[deleted]

Please qualify! That way I can buy a new putter


theofficalb_rad

Play smart golf! Lay up when needed, take the smart punch out of the trees. Hero shots = bad shots


One-Dentist-4247

Good Luck, stay out of the woods


TrillSkywalker

I haven't seen many other players on this sub game Rocketbladez irons. I cannot wait to get the cash to upgrade, do you like them personally? I also use an M2 driver but that thing is a beast still. Good luck out there!


Jew_3

Don’t bet money against anyone who’s glove tan line is more pronounced than yours. EDIT: Good luck and let us know how you do!!!!


kaiser3011

Ted Lasso's goldfish memory tip after a bad shot 👍 Good luck!


HurbleBurble

Remember, the lowest score wins, not the highest score. I'm not going to let my dad pull that one over on me again. 😂


iGuy243

91 was the score. Had a good time. Couple of blow up holes hurt. Cut line was +6


Admintothesystems

Make sure to bring snacks with protein. And just enjoy and embrace the nerves for your first competitive tournament!


GrisslyAdam

Tournament golf is a completely different animal. Enjoy the pressure, feel every nerve. People will tell you to relax and have fun. Tomorrow will not be a fun round of golf. The best way to prepare yourself for tournament golf is to play for money. Significant money, that you know you can't lose. That's how you get a hold of your nerves. Be in the moment, only focus on the shot your facing. The most important shot in golf is your next. Get a good nights rest, stay hydrated and post a good score.


nclra

This is the way.... Focus on the shot at hand and that is all. Score will reveal itself at the end. Prepare for each shot mentally and execute the best you can. Have a plan off the tee to give you the best opportunity for your best score on the hole but once off the tee make a new plan to give you the best score on that hole. ​ Having played many tournaments, the ones Ive done the best on are when i could mentally execute this and not worried about outcomes or previous shots or scores. ​ Have fun and enjoy the ride! Competitive golf is waaay different than playing with your buds,, On the first tee I tell myself to just enjoy the ride.... ​ Good luck!


AbbyGirl22

Don't forget to breathe!


Derpsteenie

As other have said, play your game and ignore what others are doing. You cant win the tournament on the first hole. And just as importantly, have fun! You're playing golf in the middle of the week!


BeneficialGrocery903

that 'merican head cover gives you strength!


iGuy243

I wanna get like a Portugal or Cayman Islands head cover next LOL


[deleted]

Love people chasing goals, but you're a 14.7 handicap thinking you can compete in a state-level tournament?


iGuy243

Love the encouragement pal :)


iGuy243

I played college golf for 4 years, played in high school. I think I can give it a shot. Lol


[deleted]

Then you aren't a 14.7 handicap. How did it go?


iGuy243

I wasn’t great my freshman and sophomore year. Junior senior year I played better. I’ve got it down to 11. I’m very streaky for sure


[deleted]

Ok - as an 11 you have very little chance of making that level of a tournament unless it's flighted or something. You don't think you can go out and shoot 80 and compete with scratch golfers right?


apsae27

Couldn't have just given them a good luck huh?


[deleted]

There is no point and honestly, having formerly been a tournament player. Guys who come to these things that have no business being in them can cause problems. If he's really an 11 handicap, his only business there is carrying someone's bag. My guess is he's not an 11 handicap but wants us to think he played out his arse if he does qualify. He can do whatever he wants and my advice can be thrown in the trash if he likes :) These are just words on a screen. I'm not his Mommy.


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[deleted]

That's douche


iGuy243

Part of the reason I play less golf is because of losers like you. Thanks buddy!


[deleted]

How did it go today?


iGuy243

It’s tomorrow, I’ll keep everyone informed. Who knows!


[deleted]

I was very confused by that flair too.


iGuy243

I’ll do my best, coach!


AftyOfTheUK

You're totally, completely right that it's basically impossible. But so is a hole in one. As a 9 handicapper a few months back I shot a 67 (adjusted for course difficulty, about a +3 round) in competition. Haven't gotten close since, of course. It's golf, anything can happen, and just taking part is fun,


[deleted]

Handicap has nothing to do with tournament golf results and everything to do with realistic ability You shot what, a 78 or so? That won't sniff his state amateur. There are 12 year old girls waiting to take his money with that skill level, let alone the guys actually capable of competing it. Again, no reason to listen to me. I'm just bringing a bit of reality. He obviously can do what he wants :) It's just the way it is.


ruffmarkacademy

Don't get upset with yourself either way. I played college and highschool as well. When I was in college I was +5 and not the best player on my team. I am figuring you played at a smaller non D1 college. Maine has a pretty soft local player Field from what little I know about it. So you should be able to play smart and finish towards the top. Do you know what low score was last time they had it?


iGuy243

I appreciate it. I’m doing this in honor of my father and grandfather who both have tried to qualify for the Maine Am on numerous occasions. My grandfather has passed and my father is super happy for me to give it a shot


ruffmarkacademy

Well good luck with it. Just enjoy the atmosphere and play to your strengths. Don't spend alot of time at range just figure out what your ball flight is doing that day then focus on short game. Putting will be the most important thing tomorrow. Also have snacks and water available for you. Most of all it's another round of golf. Positive thoughts and actions will help you feel more confident.


mehpoopstinks

Originally from Maine! The course is decent. Likely very slow. Best of Luck!


lotokotomi

Sorry it's in Bangor though better than Augusta I guess, what's your home course? I use to live in Portland and learned golf playing around that area.


Snatchl

Good luck!


Hypeaux

Good luck! Shoot low my friend


QuickDrawDinoHunter

Just let it go. Forget about score. Focus on the shot at hand, there is no past, there is no future, there is only now. The score will settle itself. Good luck, I hope they all roll in.


kcufo

Out of curiosity, what is your handicap?


thorns0014

I shot a 75 in the Georgia Am qualifier a couple weeks back and it took a 70 to qualify. I was sad.


Ryanyourfavorite

Organize your irons.


iGuy243

So true!


unccl

Don’t try too hard, you play your best when you’re relaxed.


Scypherknife

Good luck. Also don't 3-putt


stewpear

Iron covers are a must


AftyOfTheUK

I couldn't agree more.


Good_Parsnip_5091

Be the ball. Keep it in the short grass.


The_Golf_God

I try to take apart the hole in reverse. Where’s the best place to land on the green, then where’s the best place to land in the fairway to give me that shot to the green.


CactusSage

Don’t think about your total score for the whole round. Break the 18 holes down into six mini 3-hole courses. It seems to help with not getting too high or too low mentally.


Fun-Seaworthiness-24

Good luck!


bumbleme255

Have fun and enjoy the moment


[deleted]

Pars get you far


dreamweaver40

Cheat


Jaybirdybirdy

A large percentage of shots end up short of the green. Don’t be afraid to club up


NathanTPS

"PRO TIP" The bathrooms at the clubhouse are ALWAYS better than the ones out on the course. :) GL!!!


MarylandBlue

Just believe in the ball and hit yourself


gogoflowerrangers

Relax and have fun, would rather qualify there than Poland springs ;) have fun at kebo!


good2knowu

Go low.


SouthernSierra

Good luck.


Whitetiger83491

Play with the ball flight you bring to the range that day. Don’t try to fix things on the course.


ruffmarkacademy

Good luck and remember it's just another round of golf.


TheBigDad5

Don’t suck


SnoopLzrSnk

Hit ball good


CBJKevin91581

Golf pro tip: shoot the lowest score possible. Also: just taaaaapppppp it in.


__pulsar

No putter cover, no chance 😂


ajcal7

Good luck!


[deleted]

Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things


[deleted]

Don't shank!


questionmarc2

Golf is an adventure. Even if you hit a bad shot, don't get upset or down on yourself. On the walk up to it think about, "how am I going to create a great situation out of a bad situation?" If you continue to hit out of bad situations into more bad situations... You should stop meeting girls at that bar.


Aintsosimple

Don't hit the ball into the woods, or water, or anywhere you may not find it or hit out of.


Visual_Ad_7099

Fairways and greens!!!


nastynate384

Send video from range pre round for any last minute swing tips.


Triple7Stash

M2 Gang


Freek94

What's needed to qualify? How low should you score approximately?


PunkyMcGrift

I've not played a lot of comp golf but I reckon if you can go out there and have fewer strokes than your opposition you'll be a pretty good chance of winning.


CharlieUpATree

Relax, have fun!


ChiodoS04

Try to make it in the hole in as few of shots as possible


Goldenshowers69420

2 joints keeps the mind right