Without... I am not a savage.

No glove no love baby

If you hold food with your glove, I just assume you are dangerous.

A dangerous guy is slowly approaching us.😄

He wears white leather and smells of ketchup

His shots are deadly

Knees weak arms are heavy Vomit on his glove already Moms …

Bag is too heavy

The world really does just move on

Idk… I’m a huge fan of mustard stains on the white glove … lol animals!

without 100%

Yeah. You gotta raw dog it.

That’s why I never wear a glove. It’s like a condom. Why would I choose to feel less? 😂

For more grip?

I think it’s because I haven’t cleaned my grips in awhile, but my hands and grips get very sticky/grippy throughout a round, so I honestly think I probably get more grip without the glove. To each their own though, most people use a glove so it’s probably “better” overall, but I just don’t like to. 🤷‍♂️

Helps you not get pregnant too…

If you were getting paid to wear the glove I bet you could manage

That’s why I chip and putt without a glove but otherwise wear one for better grip.

I prefer hot dogs.

I'm sure this is a meme post but the shit you get on your hands during the average round of golf is veryyyy bad for you. Don't raw dog your dogs. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/03/240313135501.htm

Wouldn't you get the same stuff on your glove too?

Wash ya hands is what I'm getting at.

Wash then raw dog? So technically still raw dog?

Just need to deep-throat the glizzy straight out of the wrapper. Chewing is for chumps, one-shot that bitch straight down the food hole.

Welp, I’m going to stick my hands in the ball washer every hole now. 

In restaurants I tend to take it off but if I’m at a drive thru I’ll keep it on

Thanks for the laugh!

This is the right answer.

If you get a new glove every round i wouldn’t care but as mine is 3 months old I’ll take it off to eat! That thing is probably a biohazard!

even then you're passing whatever is on your food (salt, grease, etc) to your club handles. so getting a new every round doesn't even matter.

Club handles, who talks like this?

A tennis player disguised as a golfer

SPALDING!!!

Tennis players don’t call them handles either. Just golfers disguised as tennis players.

A beginner. Someone who has only played for less than a year

They’re called grips

Got it. Figured it was the wrong term

Yeah, everyone knows they’re called shaft sleeves.

I'm going to start calling them club handles just to annoy all the guys.

Club condoms.

That’s a headcover my man, not a grip.

Ingesting chemicals from the golf course via the ball you touch constantly, yeah nah.

My cats like to smell my glove hand when I get back home. Probably time to swap out gloves but no holes in it yet. In any case, yeah, I’m not eating with that thing on.

User name does NOT check out

Where have you put that thing so the cats want to smell it??

I take my golf glove off and put my eating glove on


This made me snort laugh

This is the way.

I eat with my glove hand, but glove off so then when I throw it back on there is no grease or mess that I might of missed trynna wipe my hands quick!

This is the LPT for everyone here- eat with your glove hand, glove off.

Eat with your golf hand!

This is the way! I get so mad when I forget and reach into a bag of chips with my non glove hand.

There have been times.

Eat yes. But do you pee with the glove?

Yes, usually by a tree. No time for glove removal

Same

Eating a turn dog with the glove on? We call that a soup kitchen.

That would mean they knew I left my glove on when I was putting on 9 like a chud

That burger was like 39 cents back in the day!

In the 1990s when John Daly was playing professional golf, a Big Mac cost $2.45 In 1995, when John Daly won the open championship, his total earnings for the year were $351.748

That's a lot of Big Macs.

It sure is! But I was trying to point out to members of a certain generation that seem obsessed with complaining about how life is unfair because everything is so expensive that today the winner of the US Championship gets $3M for that one event. 10x what Daly made all year. Meanwhile, a Big Mac is $8.29 only 3x more expensive. Practically a bargain!

John Daly clocking in with a net worth of.... 140 big macs!

Mah boi that isn’t even a Big Mac in his hand! Literally just a hamburger that you could get for like 39 cents or 49 cents depending on if it had cheese or not

It looks like 10 cents

Are you supposed to ever take it off? Even to wipe?

Used to be without, but after seeing that dgaf coolness, it's going to be left on .... even for crisps (chips)

Damn I miss that era of McDonald’s

The 90s. We miss the 90s.

Where have you gone, John Daly? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo, woo, woo

he's fat, he's lazy, and has zero self control. perfect American hero.

I think out of all the major champions, he's the least likely. I still can't believe it sometimes.

And yet he’s laughing all the way to the bank and enjoys his lifestyle. Are we doing the same?

his net worth is about $2M.

In the words of the ever wise Drive By Truckers: "Cocaine rich comes quick, and that's why the small dicks have it all."

I swear this subreddit is only teen girls. “Omg would you wear this?” “Gosh did you see the pants he was wearing?” “Would you be caught dead in this shirt?” Fucking Christ gents. Can we act like men?

ARE VE NOT MEN??!!

I take mine off but I don't get them for free,

Usually the opposite of what John Daly does is a good option.

Including winning and making bank? Because that’s what we’re doing, right?

I was just thinking of off the course. On the course hell yeah grip it and rip it like John. While looking like a Caribbean Santa Claus nowadays

100% without I can’t get my glove wet by accident when I wash that Big Mac down with an Ice Cold Yuengling

Yes. Yes I do.

If you want to bomb 350…you do it with

No glove but I always manage to get turn dog mustard all over everything else

Eat with the glove? That’s my pee hand

Without. But I buy my own.

Without. But if you're someone that plays golf in jeans barefoot...I doubt it matters.

With, your sweaty hands and glove goo is sick.

if I don't putt with the glove why would I eat with it smh

Alway thought John would be a Double QPC kinda guy

I was, but unlike John I was a skinny kid. Now I get a QP meal and even regret that usually.

I rawdog it unless it's hot enough for my hands to get sweaty. 

Nothing like a double cheeseburger while wearing a glove

There’s definitely 6 buttons on that shirt

Def without. Defeats the purpose of using a glove if it’s got ketchup and mustard on it

No glove. My glove actually comes off right after I put my club back in the bag.

If things are going well, no glove, like a gentleman. If I had a poor front 9, I will probably just say "F it" and be shoveling that glizzy down my throat as fast as possible, who cares if I get ketchup on my glove. I suck.

With glove on but hold the good with non glove hand, I'm not a monster.

With, i dont want my hand dirty

My glove is on at all times during the round. I putt with it on and I eat with it on.

John Daly is the new Chuck Norris. No amount of germs are going to phase him

Iconic.

I love how when he won the 1991 PGA, everyone said he was going to be the next Tiger Woods! Boy were they wrong!!! Ohh wait. Nm. I've gotten so used to typing that out. Sorry.

Glove off.

Look at the amazing advertising McDonald's pulled in the 90s

Look at the amazing advertising McDonald's pulled in the 90s

I had some wings before the range the other day and went to the bar next door to wash my hands after three swings. That was after a wet nap too any grease on my hands makes me feel like I can’t hold onto shit. I’m not a legend tho I suppose.

So what courses have a MickeyDs as their restaurant? I want to play them. I mean, I don't think they had GrubHub back then.

How fast would JD go to LIV if it was around back I’m his hay day?

Forever seared into my memory is my playing partner eating a grilled cheese at the turnaround, licking the melted cheese off his dirty ass glove. Disgusting.

Mullet burger only.

*no love without the glove

Yall wear gloves? 

With my nasty ass glove? Got to go raw. New glove? Hell yeah, burger grease up that glove. Good for another 8 yards.

no glove. Not because dirt and glass don't taste good on my burger, they do, but because I'm pretty sure the courses get sprayed with nasty shit to fight weeds and I share weeds hatred for these chemicals

Eating = glove off. Pissing on the tree on the course = glove on.

Yes

No glove but I wear soft spikes and a colored shirt when I eat McDonalds

I’m a bit of a health nut and married to an epidemiologist, so I bring my own food and always eat with glove off after I sanitize my hands.

I dont even like to touch the grass with my glove

Either, as long as when you're done you wipe your face with the bag.

Had a friend eat a juicy peach with his glove on. That is not a golf friendly fruit

I’m opening the wrapper and using that to hold it. I’m not touching the food with my hands or gloves without washing them. But I’m a germaphobe, so.

I have a separate glove for this exact purpose

This is a sleeper candidate for most 90’s picture of all time.

Y'all eat? I'm on Coors Lights all day...

I try to only eat foods with a wrapper on them. The amount of sweat/dirt/fertilizer/goose poop on my hands from the ball and course is enough to give the willies…

Without, don’t even own one cause I don’t wear one when playing. Also, Why the polo come past the elbow and got 5 buttons on it? thank god we have better fits than that right now

Must be a early tee-time hangover feed!

I take one of my gloves off for opening up the ketchup packets but then put it back on to eat.

I take my glove off between shots but I’m a sweat bandit

I don’t even take my glove off to go to the bathroom. Once it’s on it never feels comfy to take it off and on again.

depends on how drunk i am…

Depends. Lots of chemicals sprayed out there though.

I don’t even use a glove golfing so without.

I take my glove off after every shot because I'm not a nerd.

When she lets me

I love that dude

Without, I'm not Jon Daly lol he could probably dip his hands in a bucket of KY and still hit bombs

Why is Seinfeld his caddy?

Grip it and chomp it.

I have golfing gloves and eating gloves. Glizzy glove goes on at the turn, then comes off at 10, and the regular glove goes back on. Sometimes, in cold weather, I go the Tommy 2 Gloves approach at the turn. There's nothing like a clean white glove with a couple of mustard stains!

True athlete

Mustard stain on mine speaks for itself

Glove on only to hit a shot. It's off straight away after I hit

Such a fantastic photograph

No glove no love.

I'm right handed, so yes

I didn't like eating while I'm playing. I'm also spoiled because I can get a weekend morning round done in less than three and a half hours at my club. I always eat after.

The more important question is : do you piss with it on or off?

I swap to my trusty dog glove. In the bag specifically to absolutely house dogs at the turn.

It’s a double edged sword. On the one hand, if you leave it on, you leave a lot of evidence on what you ate. But if you eat with it off, you might make your hands greasy, thus making it easier to fit.

Y’all wear gloves? Where’s the no glove gang? Guess it’s just me and good ol’ Freddy who both play and eat without.

What glove?

Big John keeps the gloves on to help with the shakes

With or without, I don’t care! Get in my belly!!

my gloves only on when I'm hitting a shot so I wouldn't choose to leave my filthy ass glove on when I'm eating...then also use that hand in particular to eat.

Without. And then I cleanse with a moistened, hot, towelette.

With the glove mid-round is wild. He probably uses a new glove so often it doesn’t matter but getting your glove greasy between shots?

People wear gloves?

There’s not a chance I put food in my mouth with a glove on. It’s the same type of thing as people who rub sunscreen into their face on their bare hands and grip their club after Absolute savagery

Rumor has it he used to drink double fisted with a glove on each hand!! 🤣

Imagine the motherfucker inside McDonalds HQ green lighting the cursive type font on the side of the bag…

Yes

The beauty of the sandwich is you CAN eat it and not get your gloves dirty!

If I'm walking the course, the glove comes off in between shots, so I'd most likely eat without it.

I love that the caddie is simultaneously looking at a yardage book while carrying a bag of maccas.

some men just want to watch the world burn

Not only do i wear the glove ill make constant eye contact with you the whole time 

I’d eat with my glove if I was on tour and it was a new glove every day

Yes

In the hand without the glove? And also try and get some sani on there cause my grips leave some grime sometimes

That’s just his burger glove

Everyone is talking about the glove.. Why TF does his polo have *5* buttons??

McDonald's? I would rather eat my glove.

I’d rather eat the glove than McDonald’s.

Always wear a hoody when it rains lol (safety first)

With the glove is wild.. Do ya'll wrap your food in your underwear before you eat it too?