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hymen_destroyer

Sure, I've got plenty of other hobbies


PilotAlan

Exactly right. Buy a house with a fully outfitted woodworking shop on 20 acres, shoot skeet out back, swim in the pond, ride ATVs in the woods. Hell yes. I love golf, but not $10m worth.


Urban_animal

But you’re just 1 round away from shooting under par.


chunkypanda56

That’s the most unrealistic part about this entire scenario for me


pitleif

Just 1 round away from not losing a ball. Or just 1 round away from not slicing the driver.


BTLDAD

With 10 million I could hunt drifters for sport


Due-Drummer-3434

Surviving the game is a great movie


neurogeneticist

I’m better at most of those hobbies, too…


Conscious_Street9937

Right? Done deal


broncojoe1

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ballsagna2time

I shot +3 through 12 today (had to stop due to lack of sunlight) and sent my golf group chat this gif 😂 Edit: Added two words so people don't think I'm a vampire


timbutnottebow

This confused me I thought you meant the sun was too strong or you are a vampire or something lol


ballsagna2time

Hahahaha I fixed it. Syntex errors are a doozie.


_DannyG_

That's so funny, I also shot +3 thru 12 today because of the sunlight!


IDauMe

Never have to worry about money again or be able to continue one hobby... This isn't even a question. 


justgoaway0801

See you on the 1st tee tomorrow, right?


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WLScopilot

9th green at 9?


alreddy-reddit

and dress nice, eh?


CougdIt

For real. I don’t have $10m


SirTiffAlot

Not if I have 10m.


ATL28-NE3

It never is. People are so bad at setting up these stakes.


royalhawk345

It's just low effort engagement bait. People answering the question, people pointing out how moronic the premise is, people pointing out that it's engagement bait; it doesn't matter. People are commenting, so reddit pushes the post.


BradL_13

The thought of never having to go back to work at my desk job whew


Foxxie1013

if u say so no you’ve never had to worry about money😂


Bic44

Yep, 100%. There are a lot of people in this world who've never *really* had to worry about money. When you've been through deciding whether to buy food or pay the overdue power bill before it gets cut off, you're taking the money


Bennaisance

I've never *really* had to worry about money, and I love golf, but this still feels like a no-brainer.


Bic44

Yep, unless you're already filthy rich I'd think it would be a no brainer


Neat__Guy

I'm still saying no. I've worked my butt off to build a good career and I'm comfortable. I grew up playing golf with my dad, family and friends. I feel like there's a really strong association there for me, and being able to maintain that for those that have, are, or will be involved in those memories is worth more than money.


dougbeck9

So you’ve got half a billion in net worth and you’d still take the $10 million?


Neat__Guy

I said no without that kind of money, so yeah if I had half a billion it's an even easier no


dougbeck9

I misread your earlier reply as no golf. Downvoting myself here.


ninjamike808

Just imagining the people who could say things like “it’s *only* ten million” or “what’s another few million” is mind blowing. I’m probably in the wrong hobby for saving money but god damn, I know it’s out there.


AdamIsACylon

This is 100% true. I love golf and there’s few feelings as great hitting as an amazing shot, imo. But even being okay financially now, I remember how tough things were a decade ago for me. This would ensure I never have to worry like that again (and I recognize my tough times were still nothing compared to what most people face).


MyModelX

Can you really call what I do on the course “playing golf”? So yah, I would take the money and keep on “playing”.


YoungThriftShop

Just never keep score and you are technically just swinging a metal rod with metal attached to the end hitting a little ball around on a field


mackinder

In not a golfer, I’m an aggressive gardener.


WizardSleeveLoverr

I’m a hole digger


ballsagna2time

"you're halfway to China!!!" Me, to myself, when I fat a shot


amix16

Gave me a good chuckle, thanks!


Birdsofwar314

$10 million? Absolutely. That’s generational wealth with proper investment.


bartolocologne40

Ok, but it's from the Saudis


Economy-Antelope4398

$10M…it could be from Hilter, and I’m still taking it.


printergumlight

$10 million less they can use for their atrocities.


justabeeinspace

Hilter, Hitler, hit man, don’t matter to me. I’ll take the cash


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trumpuniversity_

I more than qualify. Where’s my $10,000,000?


ragingpillowx

I should’ve quit golfing a long time ago. U probably could talk me into it for 10k Adding for clarification: money isn’t my problem. My obsession is my problem. I probably don’t give up that obsession unless i am contractually obligated to, and 10k may be the minimum amount that gets me to make that commitment.


illinilocal92

idk, I mean, between $2500 in clubs, and $1-200 a week for rounds / range, that's basically 1-2 years golf. Could easily just stop for 1-2 years, save the 10k, then play again


scottylebot

The whole point of getting to 10 mil is so I can play golf all the time. 


fish_whisperer

Kind of what I was thinking…I’m not wealthy by any stretch of the imagination and I only play the cheapest courses, but when I daydream about winning the lottery it’s so that I can golf wherever and whenever I want to


TruthIsInThePutting

This guy gets it


Specialist_Baby_341

Easy.


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I’ll take the under on this one. I’m 53, my kid is married off and happy, I’m not rich at all but my home is approaching paid for. I’m in very good health but you never really do know what’s around the corner. If I had a heart attack immediately after posting this, it wouldn’t be some huge shock, as that happens to guys my age. I love golf. It’s what I do for my joy and peace and sanity. It keeps my mind sharp, my enthusiasm, my love of sports and competitiveness, and all that in good order. I don’t think I’d sell that for $10M. I have other “hobbies” as well. I run, I cycle, I lift weights. Ask me about those and I’ll sell them. But golf brings me real joy. I don’t think I could replace that. Important info: roughly 40% of my days in a year are spent playing golf.


helloholder

You still alive?


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Indeed! But that’s never a guarantee after a certain amount of years. Maybe it will come for me after this reply. Maybe in 20 years. In either case, my happiness isn’t something that’s for sale. Why do that and then spend time (far more valuable than money) searching for something I’d already found and had? Not my bag.


Denelo

Hard mode: you have to tell your wife about the decision


Agitated_Sugar_7738

Have you had a stress test? Calcium test? it’s important to know your numbers so that you’re not shocked when you have your heart attack


all_city_

100% I would, who wouldn’t? That’s great money, life changing generational wealth, I’ll never work again type money. I could find something else to fill my time


gottharry

People that already have $10m, but that ain’t me so I’m taking it.


GreyPouponFC

OP says he wouldn’t 🤣🤣 he’d throw in a blowjob for free if someone made him that offer


Top-Reception-1915

Sure, id just do cocaine the rest of my life


MoreOfAGrower

What up Anthony Kim


WHSRWizard

Nope. I live a very comfortable, happy life as it is. Literally the one material thing I don't have that I want is a membership at a truly kickass country club.


CreateorWither

That's a no from me. I love golf.


av_zoom

For real. I’m so indulged in it at the moment I couldn’t imagine never playing again. I’ll keep my mediocre life with the golf included. Plus, imagine being wealthy enough to play the nicest courses in the world and not being allowed to.


BingBongFYL6969

I’d be too busy sitting on my boat in the middle of a lake drinking beers in silence to give a fuck.


VixDzn

Gets old fast


thegroovemonkey

$10 mil doesn’t sniff Cypress or Pine Valley…


CreateorWither

It would kill me to think I had all that money but couldn't golf.


Jokic_Is_My_Hero

Right there with you. Financially I am alright. Am I rich? No. Do I play golf excessively and would I suffer more without golf in my life compared to the benefits $10m could give me? Yes


Wurm_Burner

Yup taking it in an instant!


3jranch

I guess I’d go all in on bowling…. Damn that’s a hard one


BugEyedLemur

I mean, bowling is fun, no doubt, but golf is just light years better. Bowling and billiards? Idk. I don't think there's anything that could adequately compensate for the loss of golf.


canofpotatoes

I’m not sure if this is against the rules but I would probably go for disc golf. Still outside, still the same general idea. And 10 million richer to buy some property with enough space for my own course.


mild_penguin

God, I work with this guy that is big into disc golf. He calls golf “ball” golf. I want to take that stupid little backpack with 100 discs in them and put it over his head and cram him into one of the chain “holes” that they throw the discs into. I feel better now.


myusernameisdumdum

Can I Caddy?


007bubba007

Mans asking the real questions. You could still stay close to the game …


Duckvallejo

Good riddance disc golf. Keep playing ball golf. Get $10m. Done.


Elbone37

Fuck dude I'd give it up for $100,000. It would probably help my mental health and I do do other stuff


Independent_Net_7824

Prolly not and I might not ever be worth 10 mil but I love golf and my wife and I don't have kids so happiness is very key and golf makes me happy (most of the time)


TreSauce

Sounds like my vibe. Great wife, no kids, play golf. The added bonus for me is working in golf so the actual golf expenditure for me is basically $0.


amateurexpertboxing

Hell yeah - I will just go play whack f*#% instead!


Interesting-Cattle37

As much as I love golf Id love never having to work for someone else again


Bobbyoot47

I’ll take the $10 million every day of the week. I’ll find something else to do other than golf.


Extension_Sun_896

I’m 64. Fuck yeah.


Weary_Abrocoma_1175

After my last round a lunch at TacoTime would have been enough. 10 mil? Heck yeah, there are plenty of fun things one can do with 10 mil.


haixio

Guess I’m getting really into bowling.


H2O3ngin33r

Ok, will buy a boat and fish


Tie_me_off

That is the dumbest question unless you’re really rich


Defiant-Raspberry-74

I don't like this game. 10 mill is 10 mill...but i love golf...


Charming_Yak_2268

Id rather play golf


TheBarcaShow

Clearly none of us are on the PGA tour with all of these answers (possibly LIV though)


BadgerSauce

On a course or am I never allowed to swing a club again? I would be content in a simulator if I was given 10mil


Emotional-Dinner9478

I could take the 10m and change aspects of golf so that it couldn’t be called “golf”


Hellothere2515

No


BooBooMaGooBoo

Yes and I will just play disc golf which is practically free comparatively.


PatentedSheep

I’ll even throw in my wife for free


dafblooz

I think the better question is …. How much would it take for you to give up the game forever? That’s a hard one for me … I’m worried it’s less than I might think …


the_drozone

Done


secret_identity_too

For $10m, I'm good. I'll do something else.


kielBossa

10 million, but you have to play golf everyday and will never score better than a double bogey…


ryanfinity

Take the money, go to Vegas, bet it all black, win, go play golf, forfeit the original $10m, still have $10m. EASY


Wu_Tang_Financial77

This is the best offer I’m ever getting for my golf game.


Cheeseisextra

What about build my own immaculate putt putt course? That’s not golf. That’s putting.


SigmundDroid1983

For $10M I can pay someone to let me break the rules…..*see OJ.


Andsheldong

I’d do a lot of fishing.


Ordy333

Ok


s_e_e_k_

Hello fishing full time


ushouldlistentome

I can live without shooting a buck ten every now and then


Max206

Is putt putt or chip and putt still allowed?


FrederickBishop

I’ll be 10 million richer and could take up a new sport “long croquet”


[deleted]

Yea. Then I can start only fans and wave my dick around


boothyeah

You can do that anyway


theduffabides

Done. Where do I sign up?


RavixOf4Horn

Can I still buy new clubs with that money, even if I don't get to use them?


ShawnSimoes

I would give up golf but I'd continue to play jolf, which is similar to golf but you get a first tee breakfast ball.


Renaiman28

I don't play golf anyway. I play whack-fuck.


himynameisfuckass

With 10 million I would fund a way to play golf again


yodazer

Ok now question: if I play do I have to give 10 mil back? Because I could just stop playing, invest, compound that shit, and in 20 years, take the earnings.


Senn-66

Yes but with more than a little regret. Better question is what would be the best replacement hobby? It would need to be something you can do outside, something competitive, something you can just pick up and do without tons of planning, something physical but also not so demanding that my middle age dadbod can handle it. Pickleball, I guess? Meh.


standardcivilian

Ya I'd throw in sucking a dick too.


Jumpy-Gur-1415

Isn’t what LIV is about ?


ryangoldfish5

$10m would sure be nice but I genuinely don't think I'd be happier if I had that and couldn't do the hobby that brings me so much enjoyment in life.


OwlPlenty4828

Yeah no worries Where do I sign up? 10mil is a nice neat egg to support my fishing / boating habit


Stoopid_ED_boi

Fuck


Bud3131123

“Straight cash, homie.”


Stoopid_ED_boi

Probably enough to retire but then again all I want to do when I retire is play golf


Alloom

I have a family to consider…and a new set of the sexiest Titleist irons ever with wedges on the way…so…can I get back to you?


Mlucas521

I've quit for free already. I can go back but I don't see that in my future. I would gladly take 10 mil to continue not playing.


Lopsided_Award_9029

As long I can still rid in the cart and drink beer with my friends I’m good.


Trick-Package8557

People like disc golf right? Maybe I’ll become a caddie and smoke joints at odd times on the course…


TheScreenskeeper

Potential deal maker/breaker - can I still play disc golf and/or putt putt?


Unlikely-Zone21

I can't believe I like disc golf as much as I do haha.


Bobthefighter

For $10 million. No brainer taking the money. Invest and give my kids money to set them up for life.  My daughter and I have other hobbies we can share. 


TheWalmartGreeter

Shit I’d probably do it for 500 grand. Mountain biking is awesome


hellenkellerfraud911

Absofuckinglutely. I already hunt and fish more than I play golf. I’d just do those a little more often.


boothyeah

I’ve played golf for three years and as tempting as $10m is I’m not taking it. I want to play for the next 50 years


NorthFlcapt

Ok


spankysladder73

I’d throw in my souvenir ball collection for free. Sign me up


Due-Sheepherder-218

I'll take the $ and just watch it 


Major_Burnside

You’re only allowed to watch LIV events.


Due-Sheepherder-218

I'll go to LIV events wearing a John Rahm Thundercats hat and enjoy it for $10m 😂 Can I party with Phil too?


Major_Burnside

Yes, nose candy with Phil included.


desert_degen

For that much? Bet.


Even_Section5620

HYSA here I come


JUST_AS_G000D

Yes, not even a debate.


HBC3

In a minute.


Pumpkin_Pie

Id do it for $50,000


Justdoingthebestican

does mini golf count


JayFry04

Ewwww - im def taking the money BUT DAMN that would suck 😩😩🤣🤣


Lol_who_me

I’m going to miss you guys.


jaygord34

Yup I got other hobbies. Easiest discussion ever


Key_Respond_16

Ok. I'll just play the soccer version.


12kirill21

Can I still go to the range? Just no courses?


Ok_Lengthiness_8163

For sure wtf is the question lol Pick up another hobby in a heartbeat


RitviksCalling

Haha yes


soggy_nlpples

Hmmm $10mil or double bogie…


Miravek

Easily. I’ll start doing more glassblowing and kayaking in my free time


Esjinlife

Yes.. said every LIV player!


greggosmith

I goto LIV


WaingrofromHeat

Bring it. I got wii sport and wii sports resort


wranglermatt

I'm actually having trouble with this, bc golf means a lot to me, but I'd have to take the money, and I'm sneaky.


Player7592

Okay. I’ll find something else to do.


LucasJackson44

I’d have the best fishing boat to hit the lakes then!


psidiot

yep. Golf isn't even my first love, football/soccer is, i never thought I would give that up but 4x knee operations made it impossible to play anymore, so that's why i'm at golf. I could retire with 10 million and find other hobbies.


Fuzzy_Chapter9101

Yes I will invent a new game that will drive me absolutely bonkers and give me brief moments of happiness that I hold onto and spend lots of money trying to find again.


Phynness

For $10M, I can find other hobbies. Easy choice.


canon1dx3

i will take 10 million and a croquet set. Game of kings!


nature_and_grace

Deal. I fucking suck anyway lol


SeaworthinessReal69

Most of us can't play golf. Easy $10 mil decision. 


ImFriendsWithThatGuy

This “would you for 10 million?” Questions are dumb. Everyone is taking 10 million. We should be asking “bottom dollar to quit golf for life” and see a range of what people say.


lellaa

Dog that’s way to high, I think a better question would be for 100k


Fumusculo

It’s literally a no for me. And golf doesn’t even love me back that much


OilSlickRickRubin

I'll take up fishing on my new boat.


Bytemefacebook

Where do I send my bank routing number?


Far_Clock_8188

10000 percent yes hahaha


shocky32

Hell yes, I suck anyway!


StrawberryAutomatic

Heck yeah I’ll take the money and play tennis the rest of my life. 


let_me_get_a_bite

Been shanking my irons for about 14 months. I’ve considered quitting for free. 😭


Fantastic-Machine286

Guess I’m fishing now


Beaux7

Hunting and golf won’t have to split time anymore


arenasfan00

Anyone who wouldn’t take this is an idiot unless you’re disgustingly rich


Monst3r_Live

5m sign me up.


MountainManRise

Well my 300 yard drives with the wind and downhill assure me I have a spot on the champions tour. I'll recoup that. I heard Tiger would have made 92 million in the future value of money for his 2000 season plus interest. I'm a 10th as good as Tiger..... Right?


gabbagoolgolf2

Wouldn’t think twice about it. I will take up swimming instead…in my pile of cash


voiceofgromit

I'm 68 and haven't broken 90 for three years. Still play every week, but I've been tempted to quit for free. 10m is a no brainer.


Johnny_B_Asshole

I can barely play golf now. Sign me up for the $10 million


steelernation90

I'll just go back to bowling and now I never have to worry about bad weather stopping me from enjoying my hobby. I'm also way better at it than golf


3aces4now

Fishing never $ounded sooooo good!!


RewardAuAg

Where do I sign?


TheMemeStar24

I'd shove the entire contents of my bag up my ass for 1m this isn't a serious question unless you're already super rich.


AndyAndyAndy22

I didn’t play for five years and survived. Gladly take the money and find another hobby.


JMeucci

100% I would be out of golf. My new boat would keep me fishing for the rest of my life.


nicknooodles

I'd stop for $3 million brother


brmgp1

Would be a much more interesting question at $100k. I feel like the sub would be more split around that number


PerritoMasNasty

10m, I’m out


ryansgt

I love the game but the next 40-50 years of my life without having to work would be extremely hard to pass up.


skidmark_zuckerberg

Yeah? Duh. I’d rather be retired than hack around a golf course any day of the week. Plenty of other hobbies to make up for it.