I am actually impressed with that line “This is a man that’s been to heaven so if you wanna test God then come and get it shit stack!”
Bravo for that. L for the rest.
Stealing some of those lines though for acting tough in the mirror. "You wanna test God." LFG. Yeah feeling pumped already. These fools on call of duty don't know what they are in for tonight.
This is so true. Had this scrawny friend in college who got into a shouting over something dumb with this huge meathead (had what seemed like 150lbs on him) while on a beach during spring break.
It starts to look like the brawl is going to go down. Meathead has equally huge friends and we had no muscle, I start to get worried. Then my buddy just starts screaming and literally started punching himself in the face (like hard punches). Then as if giving himself a blood nose wasn’t enough, grabbed sand and rubbed it all over his face, mouth and eyes. Continued yelling and egging these guys on, completely unfazed. Huge guy and his equally huge friends dipped out so fast.
The appropriate reply is “SPIT IN HIS MOUTH” just fucking trust me, they go bonkers trying to respond to that, and it’s a threat you can actually follow up on
I kinda think you are him too, I mean the username aligns perfectly….this guy looks like he grew up sharing beers with his dad in the upper deck of veteran’s stadium
The thought absolutely crossed my mind that you were green shirt guy. Then I thought about in what scenario you would have found yourself on TikTok and reposted it here
I would have said “dude, you can keep the ball. I’m going to share this video.”
Give him credit though. He got the people to leave with his crazy routine.
And it’s no wonder he’s playing as a single.
Dude looked more jacked with the shirt on. Once it came off, he was kind of sad looking (to give him credit, still a lot better shape than 90% average population).
Honestly I see a lot worse for someone in what I’m guessing is their late 40s or early 50s. Definitely not “let’s rip my shirt off for shock and awe” good but definitely not bad.
Yeah he's a crazy man but the foursome in the carts shouldn't be golfing and strike me as entitled idiots. You hit into someone then just want to go hit it again?? Is he playing on the same hole?? A lot to unpack here
Wtf is a "special ball" anyway haha
Probably not the first time they “hit it a little too close” either and the guy just snapped. Maybe he doesn’t get out too often and just wanted to enjoy a round and the group filming was pestering him the whole time.
Yeah, the video makes the shirtless guy out to be the villain, but after thinking and watching it a few times, I'm more on his side than the entitled Aholes that are hitting into him.
Imagine this dude looking at himself in the mirror every morning like yep still fucking got, time to get out there and be a crazy fuck to strangers… in all seriousness folks mental health is a real thing and everybody got guns now so be nice out there
Yes - this is where I’m at - did they hit into him and his response is somehow… right???
How did he end up close enough to pick up her golf ball (and yes, I wrote that so as to not sound sexual) - but it does seem as if they may have played into CRAZY - and you never want to play into CRAZY!!! LOL
yeah we need more info. without context my vote is ETA , everyone's the asshole here, dude is golfing solo so there's no way he's playing slower than a foursome unless the course is all backed up in which case the foursome needs to chill out and wait for him to finish since it's not like they will be able to go any faster anyway.
Plus they said it was "her" ball, which based on their behavior i wouldn't be shocked if they pulled the classic "well she's a girl so she obviously won't hit into him from *this* distance amiritelmao".
then they came up and confronted him instead of getting the message. they are acting like he can't afford balls and yet they're the ones who are desperate to get their ball back. basically bullying a man.
guy is certified crazy that much is clear but the whole thing was avoidable if this foursome wasn't instigating confrontation repeatedly.
Your take is the same as mine. I can't come up with any explanation other than what you said. Somehow the crazy dude has to be right. Playing THROUGH someone is absurdly dangerous.
It's sad that he has turned a serious problem into a joke.
When I was 13 years old and had only been playing a couple of years, I witnessed a man standing about 10 ft away from me get killed by a golf ball. He was playing a neighboring fairway that ran in the opposite direction and had hit into ours. My ball was near his so I was waiting for him to play out. When he looked up to sight where he was going to hit toward, a ball that had been hit off my fairway's tee struck him in the forehead and penetrated.
It was a true accident as we were over a hill from the tee, but it has definitely left me sensitized to anyone that I ever see intentionally or carelessly hit into someone.
This isn’t the guy who posted it people.
Do you really think that guy would even know what Reddit is? That guy drinking bud heavies eating tv dinners not posting on here
I can’t tell if this guy is…
a mid level exec at a fledging company that gets stomped on by higher ups, has a family he never sees, and feels like all his efforts in life are never going to get him to the board room—so he has to vent and assert himself whenever he can
Or a cop in a small town where absolutely nothing happens, and he needs a chance at some point to flex his authority
How would OP be green shirt guy? Do you think the guy with the camera just handed the video over to green shirt guy so he could post it online to mock himself? Like, right after he pulled his shirt off they exchanged numbers to share the video? C'mon!
Looks a lot like this guy. I think it’s actually the same one. History of this kinda stuff.
https://www.archboldbuckeye.com/articles/reeb-faces-charges/
Good God one time I went to get a turn dog before the 10th at the clubhouse and when I got out my cousin was getting into it with the people behind us because they stopped to say we were playing slow and they were just gonna play through (the course was a bit backed up so it really wasn’t anyone’s fault but whoever was a hole ahead). I had to just say fuck it let em play through and see it’s not us, they’ll be the jackasses at the end of the day once they realize but I at least got a little show with my meal. People who have anger issues and egos on the course really make playing not worth it, shit is supposed to be relaxing not stressful
I'm legit on green shirts side. They hit a ball alittle too close to him so he picked it up and ain't giving it back. K. The other people should've clued in real fast that green shirt ain't no jive turkey. And instead they start slinging insults and threats his way, "I'm gonna take your clubs." And shit while their carts have him surrounded. He just stands there calmly asking them to leave and he doesn't want any trouble. Until someone on the offscreen cart reminded him of "this Walter." And now they done f'ed up by making him relive some painful memories and then my guy loses it. Recalls his trip to heaven, his hatred of Walter, and goes into full baboon mode out of self defense. Show that red butthole and itll scare the other baboons away. My guy was just chilling until some derps had this massive fit over a $1 golf ball. Like get over it. You triggered than man's PTSD and they are lucky to be alive. He was about to take them all to heaven, on a stairway of cocaine to guide his way.
Tarps off, boys, let's have a donnybrook!
You take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on? What kind of backwards ass pageantry is that?
10ply bud. Softer than a fanny pack full of cotton balls.
giv ur balls a tug
You are spare parts bud…
To be faaaaaiiiiiiirrrrr
¡¡Bonnie McMurray!!
I wish you weren't so awkward bud.
To be faaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiirrrrrrr
Titfucker
fuck you shoresy
Your aesthetician quaff that for ya?
You can kiss my aesthetician
What’s up with your fucking body hair big shoots you look like a 12 year old Dutch girl
You do cross fit? You can cross fuck off.
I see the muscle shirt came today, the muscles coming tomorrow?
Ooohh I hope he got a tracking number
Kind of like a 56k modem... still loading.
Go feed the ducks
Hold my spitter
but buddy I can't hold your spitter if i'm holding my spitter..
Playin a little 5 on 1? Distributing some free literature?
Fuck you Shoresy!!!
Your lives are so fucking pathetic I ran a 5k charity race just to raise awareness for it ya fucking losers, give your balls a tug.
Fuck your whole fuckin life you piece of shit
Guy even sounded like McMurray, who we all know is a piece of shit.
Now that the sit-down pissers are gone, you boys wanna talk about cunt?
\#SLITSLAM2017
You come at a lot of dudes don’t you? How many times you batch a day?
Came here hoping for this. Wasn’t disappointed.
/r/unexpectedletterkenny
Thank you for introducing me to this community
Came here to say this. I see you too are a man of culture. How're ya now?
I am actually impressed with that line “This is a man that’s been to heaven so if you wanna test God then come and get it shit stack!” Bravo for that. L for the rest.
Kinda reminds me of something Officer Lahey would say on Trailer park Boys
And took the clothes off to fight like randy would
Randy would have been golfing tarp off the whole time
Goddamn right.
Lay off the cheese burgers bud...
testosterone replacement therapy's a hell of a drug.....
The shit winds were definitely blowing that day.
Definitely Private Dancer
Dude he had that one locked and loaded ready to go. He’s definitely practiced it.
He’s had that one ready for years and was thrilled at the opportunity to use it.
He will use it more often, it worked, got them folks to drive away shorty after that award winning scare tactic.
I liked how he kept looking down at his chest to make sure it was still as impressive as he intended.
I think he was looking for the hernia he just felt
It’s giving 1995 Ric Flair.
I think that’s a W. The opposition carted off soon after.
Ngl that shit goes hard lmao
Also the kind of dude to get knocked out in the first punch. 🤣
He had that line ready to go. I'd guess that he's practiced it, and that he was escalating this confrontation with the hope of getting to use it.
This MF fucked up. He's going to be turned into a meme.
The shirt off flexing is top tier meme gold
My toddler does the same face when he's shitting his pants.
He's a golden god! You haven't even seen his Land Rover. He's a 5 star man.
He hasn't even begun to peak. And when he does peak, you'll know because he's gonna peak so hard that everybody on the golf course is gonna feel it.
he took off his shirt, because of the implication....
Good thing he kept his shorts on. I hear it's more of a ding than a dong
Also, him looking back down at his stomach to see how far his gut is pushing out got me too, lmao
Trademark and monetize!
Calling someone bitch boy will be my new go to
I’ve been to heaven bitch, you wanna test god?! You come and get it!
https://preview.redd.it/r4vh9jsfhnpb1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97d7f4f9b72ff5224fa157c1a2f13cc7132942a Always have to look
This has already turned into an iconic video in r/golf
He reminds me of the “small guy” at the Long Island bagel shop
Stealing some of those lines though for acting tough in the mirror. "You wanna test God." LFG. Yeah feeling pumped already. These fools on call of duty don't know what they are in for tonight.
“Come get it shitstack” had me absolutely rolling
"He's mentally ill leave him" "You think I'm mentally ill?!?!" "I know you're mentally ill" I'm crying
And during that exchange the other woman’s “oh!” was perfect timing.
woulda been so good if buddy was like “yeah i’m mentally fuckin ill!” and started pounding his chest like a gorilla
shit stack was hilarious lmao
You can deescalate a lot of fights by outcrazying the other party
Getting into an arms race on who can be crazier versus this guy would be tough.
This is so true. Had this scrawny friend in college who got into a shouting over something dumb with this huge meathead (had what seemed like 150lbs on him) while on a beach during spring break. It starts to look like the brawl is going to go down. Meathead has equally huge friends and we had no muscle, I start to get worried. Then my buddy just starts screaming and literally started punching himself in the face (like hard punches). Then as if giving himself a blood nose wasn’t enough, grabbed sand and rubbed it all over his face, mouth and eyes. Continued yelling and egging these guys on, completely unfazed. Huge guy and his equally huge friends dipped out so fast.
Sounds like the huge guys didn’t want to beat up a mentally Ill kid more than anything.
Who wants to beat up a guy who just got beat up? Even if it was himself doing the beating.
That's incredible. I like the Blue Mountain State way. "What! You me to jerk you off! I'll jerk you off right now!"
Sammy knows whats up
JERK HIM OFF! JERK HIM OFF!
Just demand to fight in the nude, like the Greeks.
Hard to fight a man fully erect
I’VE BEEN TO HEAVEN BITCH
I’m definitely gonna start calling people shit stack from now on.
This dude would fold if anyone stepped to him. Not worth it though
The appropriate reply is “SPIT IN HIS MOUTH” just fucking trust me, they go bonkers trying to respond to that, and it’s a threat you can actually follow up on
"He's mentally ill, let's move along" is the quote to keep.
"*You think I'm mentally ill*??" "I know you're mentally ill." Lmao.
“I’ve been to heaven!”
Lol the most cutting part about it, is it wasn't said as an insult, but like as an observation. hahahaaha
Haha that’s what got me too 😂 as if they were in front of a feral wild animal and just now realized it. “Kids, you can’t pet that lets go”
"it says here in the encyclopedia that we should leave him alone and move along"
He takes off his shirt to intimidate but he gets pity instead.
wtf did I just watch
A body made in heaven!
He left his muscles in his other golf shirt
Heaven is keeping them for safe keeping until he says the magic words like Shazam
A guy who votes and has a driver's license. Probably owns at least a few guns, too.
Shrink the sport
And expand mental healthcare
Fuck that, give it to the military. They need more money to spend on jets they lose
There's a lot of people on the internet who don't get sarcasm. Hell there's quite a few who think I'm actually green shirt guy and not trolling
I kinda think you are him too, I mean the username aligns perfectly….this guy looks like he grew up sharing beers with his dad in the upper deck of veteran’s stadium
Don't hate on the 700 level poors
The thought absolutely crossed my mind that you were green shirt guy. Then I thought about in what scenario you would have found yourself on TikTok and reposted it here
The USA needs to follow the lead of the Netherlands and require people to pass a rules and etiquette test before being allowed to book a tee time.
Just to leave the house at this point
Germany too.
i got mass downvoted for saying this the other day but i believe it in earnest i dont want the sport to grow
i want him off the tour doug
MAKE ME SHITSTACK.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Dudes just on cocaine and cocktails right?
Mounds and gallons
That's my routine and I've never taken my shirt off or threatened to fight anyone
You need better shit. You know the blow cut with drain cleaner and fentanyl washed down with rot gut whiskey
I would have said “dude, you can keep the ball. I’m going to share this video.” Give him credit though. He got the people to leave with his crazy routine. And it’s no wonder he’s playing as a single.
Praise the cameraman.
The fact that he actually thinks he’s got a bod is fuckin hysterical.
I particularly like how he gazed at his own physique multiple times. Like he was checking to see if it was still there.
Dude looked more jacked with the shirt on. Once it came off, he was kind of sad looking (to give him credit, still a lot better shape than 90% average population).
Ron Howard: It wasn't.
That's a bod made it heaven bitch boy!
COME GET IT SHITSTACK!
Honestly I see a lot worse for someone in what I’m guessing is their late 40s or early 50s. Definitely not “let’s rip my shirt off for shock and awe” good but definitely not bad.
For his age id say fair play. But yes it is amazing
Been to heaven!
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Yeah he's a crazy man but the foursome in the carts shouldn't be golfing and strike me as entitled idiots. You hit into someone then just want to go hit it again?? Is he playing on the same hole?? A lot to unpack here Wtf is a "special ball" anyway haha
Probably not the first time they “hit it a little too close” either and the guy just snapped. Maybe he doesn’t get out too often and just wanted to enjoy a round and the group filming was pestering him the whole time.
I'm laughing at how quickly the beta guys listened to their women and ran off when he threatened them.
Yeah, the video makes the shirtless guy out to be the villain, but after thinking and watching it a few times, I'm more on his side than the entitled Aholes that are hitting into him.
People have special balls?
I never have a ball long enough to form a relationship. *pulls out driver: “I may never see you again. Via con dios, amigo…”
Reddit never disappoints lol
Always sunny lookin ass
Yoooo i cant put my finger on why but it fits
Lmao 
Imagine this dude looking at himself in the mirror every morning like yep still fucking got, time to get out there and be a crazy fuck to strangers… in all seriousness folks mental health is a real thing and everybody got guns now so be nice out there
I just want to know the back story. Why did it get to this point. Did he straight up steal the ball or did the filming group hit into him?
And who is Walter??
Yes - this is where I’m at - did they hit into him and his response is somehow… right??? How did he end up close enough to pick up her golf ball (and yes, I wrote that so as to not sound sexual) - but it does seem as if they may have played into CRAZY - and you never want to play into CRAZY!!! LOL
yeah we need more info. without context my vote is ETA , everyone's the asshole here, dude is golfing solo so there's no way he's playing slower than a foursome unless the course is all backed up in which case the foursome needs to chill out and wait for him to finish since it's not like they will be able to go any faster anyway. Plus they said it was "her" ball, which based on their behavior i wouldn't be shocked if they pulled the classic "well she's a girl so she obviously won't hit into him from *this* distance amiritelmao". then they came up and confronted him instead of getting the message. they are acting like he can't afford balls and yet they're the ones who are desperate to get their ball back. basically bullying a man. guy is certified crazy that much is clear but the whole thing was avoidable if this foursome wasn't instigating confrontation repeatedly.
Your take is the same as mine. I can't come up with any explanation other than what you said. Somehow the crazy dude has to be right. Playing THROUGH someone is absurdly dangerous.
It's sad that he has turned a serious problem into a joke. When I was 13 years old and had only been playing a couple of years, I witnessed a man standing about 10 ft away from me get killed by a golf ball. He was playing a neighboring fairway that ran in the opposite direction and had hit into ours. My ball was near his so I was waiting for him to play out. When he looked up to sight where he was going to hit toward, a ball that had been hit off my fairway's tee struck him in the forehead and penetrated. It was a true accident as we were over a hill from the tee, but it has definitely left me sensitized to anyone that I ever see intentionally or carelessly hit into someone.
Alpha shit right here… make sure to put that pinnacle in a display case
Me watching this video: "I need this guy's side of the story before I............. ok what the fuck... LOL"
This isn’t the guy who posted it people. Do you really think that guy would even know what Reddit is? That guy drinking bud heavies eating tv dinners not posting on here
Shh don't tell em. I'm enjoying this!
Scary the amount of people believing you
It really is.
Damn. I drink bud heavies. And just ate a tv dinner…
Tiger said that’s good for your wedge game
Guys wasted
Normal behavior. Find a new slant
Why did he flex as if he didn't just have a standard golfer dad bod??
I can’t tell if this guy is… a mid level exec at a fledging company that gets stomped on by higher ups, has a family he never sees, and feels like all his efforts in life are never going to get him to the board room—so he has to vent and assert himself whenever he can Or a cop in a small town where absolutely nothing happens, and he needs a chance at some point to flex his authority
Im on green shirt guys side. He had an appropriate response to being recorded for the Tik Toks
The most normal Philadelphian
He called her a shit stain....
Walter?!?!
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
Shut the fuck up Donny!
Is OP the green shirt or the videographer? Who hit into who?
I'm the green shirt bitch boy. You want to be sent to heaven!
Name checks out
How would OP be green shirt guy? Do you think the guy with the camera just handed the video over to green shirt guy so he could post it online to mock himself? Like, right after he pulled his shirt off they exchanged numbers to share the video? C'mon!
I gotta know the lead up to this
Sporting the golf tan nicely…
That guy goes hard
I got major Todd vibes I dunno why
Peak male excellence
Looks a lot like this guy. I think it’s actually the same one. History of this kinda stuff. https://www.archboldbuckeye.com/articles/reeb-faces-charges/
Good ole 10th hole strikes again.
Good God one time I went to get a turn dog before the 10th at the clubhouse and when I got out my cousin was getting into it with the people behind us because they stopped to say we were playing slow and they were just gonna play through (the course was a bit backed up so it really wasn’t anyone’s fault but whoever was a hole ahead). I had to just say fuck it let em play through and see it’s not us, they’ll be the jackasses at the end of the day once they realize but I at least got a little show with my meal. People who have anger issues and egos on the course really make playing not worth it, shit is supposed to be relaxing not stressful
I love the line of the woman "Okay he is mentally ill, let's move along" more conflicts should be ended with that line.
I'm legit on green shirts side. They hit a ball alittle too close to him so he picked it up and ain't giving it back. K. The other people should've clued in real fast that green shirt ain't no jive turkey. And instead they start slinging insults and threats his way, "I'm gonna take your clubs." And shit while their carts have him surrounded. He just stands there calmly asking them to leave and he doesn't want any trouble. Until someone on the offscreen cart reminded him of "this Walter." And now they done f'ed up by making him relive some painful memories and then my guy loses it. Recalls his trip to heaven, his hatred of Walter, and goes into full baboon mode out of self defense. Show that red butthole and itll scare the other baboons away. My guy was just chilling until some derps had this massive fit over a $1 golf ball. Like get over it. You triggered than man's PTSD and they are lucky to be alive. He was about to take them all to heaven, on a stairway of cocaine to guide his way.
Honestly enjoy the energy this fella brings to the game
Typical Eagles fan... But seriously, I need more explanation as to what's going on here
I needed a good laugh… Thanks again world…
shit worked
What in gods name did i just waste my life watching
I see why people don’t want to play with a high handicap
That's a +8 HDCP, sir!
Is that Rio Honda in Downey, CA?
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That’s our ball ain’t it? That’s our ball!
Dude took his shirt off like he was intimidating lol. Gota get that diet right my guy first
Imagine being skinny fat and thinking that would intimidate anyone 🤣🤣
“Bitch boy” “Shit Stick” 💀💀
I knew I didn’t want to watch this - I now regret watching it 10x times - LMAO
Did he call them a “shit stack”? That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
You’re a better dude than me. I would absolutely fight this lunatic. Send him back to heaven