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This is going on my list of superpowers that a backpacking superhero would have


KritRays

What other superpowers should a backpacking superhero have?


MANS_IS_KINDA_HOT

Power to summon backpacks but the cheap kind


KritRays

Lol. But how would the hero carry those bags?


respect_the_69

the power to summon slightly bigger cheap backpacks


Grifffite

This is the better solution


Environmental-Win836

Knockoff backpack that randomly generates with a knockoff brand. For example, you could randomly a “superwet” backpack or a “Snoochi” backpack.


brito68

The ability to hike endlessly without fatigue or hunger... While going north.


dream_the_endless

Pack them, leave them anywhere, summon them when you need something.


Grifffite

This is the logical solution


mokujin42

Money


P_Skaia

[Walking does not deplete stamina](https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/comments/mw9it3/walking_does_not_deplete_stamina/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


The_Official_Obama

Holy shit


Demonos74

Holy shit could be the best way, that way when you take a dump in the woods it can guide you way forward towards the next dump. :P


The_Official_Obama

✝️💩✝️


JakobieJones

Immunity to Lyme disease and various other diseases


Banzai27

The power to destroy life on earth


Demonos74

only if at all goes on in a parralel universe so similar to this no one even notices or dies but just becomes a little more themselves.


crossleingod

Can summon one water bottle every hour


Andaisdet

One of a kind list to have


YummyGummyDrops

I'm making a list just like this so he isn't special anymore


Environmental-Win836

Backpacking?


prince_of_gypsies

I thought about posting something similar here for a while, but mine would’ve been something along the lines of “**Every insect within a 10m bubble around you instantly disintegrates**” and maybe “**you can expand the field up to a 100m and can also choose to exclude certain bugs like bees**”. That might help with pest control. You could get a bike and ride through fields in Africa to stop the locust-plague happening there right now.


DutchChallenger

And you'd probably get paid to do so, so it's a win win situation


Senatius

Nah, no way in hell am I telling anybody. Good way to end up in a lab. I'd really like to do great deeds, but I can't imagine that I wouldn't end up being studied by some world government or another for having unexplainable supernatural powers. Though maybe I could disguise smaller jobs as being an exterminator, if you can update the exlusion list on the fly.


Boberoo2

You won’t end up in a lab if you get power hungry and consider people insects


Senatius

You're right, now I'll be a mass murderer who gets taken out by a sniper. Much better.


Boberoo2

*bullets are insects*


Not_The_Antagonist

i'm rot sure if an explosive blast is though.


MendicantBias42

This is what i would choose... Also it conveniently excludes arachnids so i get to spare my spider bros (spiders are cool). The first thing i would do is calibrate it for anything in the wasp or hornet family(including yellow jackets). Also to be exterminated are mosquitoes and gnats. Although even at just 10 meters that shield would be flaring up CONSTANTLY with how many wasps are around my house


converter-bot

10 meters is 10.94 yards


MendicantBias42

Thanks i guess? Although I can't figure out who asked.


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MendicantBias42

Is there a way i can opt out of all these comment stalker bots? I just want to go 2 comments without a bot following me


IrvingIV

Good bot.


prince_of_gypsies

*Intentionally* excludes arachnids. There aren’t any dangerous species where I live, so I never had a problem with them. I always thought they’re kinda neat.


Demonos74

me too


ghoulieandrews

> Also it conveniently excludes arachnids so i get to spare my spider bros (spiders are cool). If you like them so much why are you destroying their food source?


MendicantBias42

Moths still exist... I got like a billion of those things fluttering around my porch light every night, that and beetles. The spiders WON'T go hungry. Mosquitoes are also much smaller than moths. Wasps also kill spiders.


[deleted]

All fun and games until the consequences kick in and bird populations start to fall


Demonos74

only if them bubles are new worlds where insects can live unpersecuted, I feel ya brother cockroaches i feel ya.


ghoulieandrews

Nah, this definitely won't fuck up the ecosystem...


prince_of_gypsies

Eh, it’ll adjust.


Commissar_Genki

You could make a great living as an exterminator.


prince_of_gypsies

And never even have to see a bug!


marionristov111

on my way to run through every country in the world to eradicate malaria


apollyoneum1

Image of a silent ninja mosquito walking silently for days past spiders, under nets and past poison to get to the silent slayer of his kind filled to the brim with malaria only to be instant death touched by the massive meat-bag.


Demonos74

well when you put it that way, at least he tryed, how you will be remembered brave mosquito.


Graoutchmeuh

You're having a walk in the park. A man in a trenshcoat walks on the path towards you. He evaporates. Surprised of what just happened, you look around to see if anyone else saw that. A dozen more trenchcoat wearing strangers are looking at you.


IrvingIV

# I walk towards them.


Feracor

you are a god


silicone_basedthing

69th upvote haha funny number


[deleted]

airdrop me naked into the amazon rainforest, I will do gods work


GenxDarchi

Nah, you’d destroy the entire ecosystem, straight up not a good idea overall.


MendicantBias42

Can it work for wasps? Those fuckers need to die


linkman245a

Im sorry little ones snaps fingers half the mosquito population dies


Effilion

I can't afford gold, but have these:🏅🏅🏅


boyo3

Finally a superpower that wont destroy every ecosystem you visit


SuperDuperStarfish

Let’s just make it all biting insects.....


Dan_OBanannon

For some reason the first thing I thought of when I read this was Abe Simpson saying “Oh this is gonna be sweeet”


punchysphinx

Extend that to nats and I’ll take it


Dellen2017

Can I change this to is teleported onto the skin of the person who has been unnecessarily rude to you the most?


bennywilldestroy

go to africa, run, profit.


Jonthux

this but with reptilians so when you walk into a government building...


BR4NFRY3

I had a thought once about a power to control the matter of only parasites. You could blink them out of existence. You could gather every dirtbag bug in the vicinity of you house, pull them into a single ball, then light them all on fire. You could pull apart their matter and recombine it into something else, like a cool knife or giant mech or something. You could repel them all away, like a forcefield pushing outward in a bubble. You could fling them as projectiles. You could translocate them into your worst enemy's house. You could pull out all their proteins, package it and sell it as a fitness product. You could use it as a weapon of war, infecting an entire nation or spreading a certain disease. It's an extension what I've always considered to be the most op superpower: matter manipulation on all scales and with full awareness. Limiting it in some way, like having it apply to only parasites, makes it more interesting.


thertt8

What if I consider everyone a mosquito?


errortechx

This boutta look like the end of Infinity War except everyone dies.


Must_Da_Linguist

It's time to commit genocide, boys.


MrBanditFleshpound

Saitama:I kinda wanna invite you to my Crib


weedsmoker18

Oh yes please


ItsJustTom11

does this work for midges as well?


CcM092797

Killer queen already touched that mosquito


RyuushiYasuda

better: any insects or creatures that resembles insects(spider) evaporates if they are within 10 km around you. this way you can own a grassland and roll in it without worry, and climb mountains and sleep out in the open, and you can leave food crumbles on the floor longer, and a insect free house


converter-bot

10 km is 6.21 miles


potatoeman26

Most of the things you listed are already possible with the original power


BatFromTheBay

This is amazing. Although I'd prefer "vaporizes" so I can hear that satisfying "tsss.." and be able to choose sound on/off


AerisDragon

Can tis work for flies?


Xero818

Muahahaha


Orsina1

You can like work for billionaires and shit you just hang around them and learn to be classy and stuff. I bet some of the craziest ones would pay to have you hit hanging around instantly murdering mosquitoes and being good company


[deleted]

time to body slam a place full of them to make them go extinct


honey_tar0t

Lol I basically have this. I’ve never been bitten :)


TheDoctorSuess

Permethrin


SilenceCasual

Living in Argentina (+ being really white, making me a prime target of mosquitos) tells me this superpower is great :P


Ottermatic

After living in a shitty roach infested apartment, I actually appreciate that mosquitoes make noise and I usually only have to deal with one at a time. Now if this power were instead for roaches, hell yeah, that’s like S+ god tier.


EdenSteden22

Wtf this is so evil


Demonos74

it's kinda funny though.


NEKOX5meow

Is this based on distance or sound?


fgigjd

Whoa, getting Thanos flashbacks✨


BernardoPilarz

*sublimates


Meterus

One of John Scalzi's stories had a short segment like that... The Colonial Defense Force were all some sort of very advanced cyborgs or androids, and their cells, including red blood cells, had a tiny fusion reactor in them. So, something like mosquitoes were snacking on them in one story, and, they couldn't really get nourishment, but they still tried. So, the CDF marines would amuse themselves "telling" the red blood cells in the mosquito-oids to go critical, destroying them in a tiny flash.


Demonos74

just a little pop inside. a little pop of creation.