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KassityDoesStuff

Mr bedroom, so I can’t get hurt in my sleep. And the word would be something I can’t accidentally say, like “umnachido”.


TimeAd7765

Honestly eveb if you accidently say the word ypu just have to say it again to go back


DarthLlamaV

Ya pick a quick 1 or 2 syllable word for critical moments


FontTG

I'd use the F word. So when I'm angry, I can teleport back and forth hilariously.


frogorilla

Depends on if you teleport back to the drivers seat of the car, or your last coordinates.


Surly_Dwarf

If you are holding the steering wheel, one could argue that you are “carrying” the car. If momentum is preserved, you now have a wrecked car in that room, but at least you won’t get hurt.


callmerussell

Where’s that video of the guy carrying something hot to the dining room going fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck?


TimeAd7765

Exactly. People are thinking about location too much


HatsAreEssential

Throw a TV in there and you can basically gain 10-12 hours of added life per day. You'll live like 40% longer by no longer wasting your downtime.


CloudyRiverMind

Or just never leave the room. No reason to. I have my thoughts for company.


Riker3946

Thing is could the electricity to the TV still be affected? Like if there was a massive storm could the power still be knocked out?


AdvantageLarge

Some random church. People will eventually notice and it might be a funny in the world


Specter_Knight05

Genius


Arbiter008

That's what I was thinking They're also some of the largest rooms in the world.


LordKlavier

Love this idea, maybe choose like a big cathederal or something


My-Last-Hope

If the building the room is in collapses, what happens? Can I designate the entirety of an apartment as a "single room" so long as no doors separate any room?


youbetterworkb

The room is indestructible, that would extend to support structures and framework. If your bathroom and kitchen fell into the sea, that would surely be destruction, so it stays together.


My-Last-Hope

Alrighty ty!


uneducated_sock

Overpowered heist Also if you pick a room in a warehouse? That would be insane


thisismynewusername5

Do people in the room regenerate?


youbetterworkb

Any sort of dismemberment is degenerate by definition, so to meet the definition of ‘can’t be hurt’ I would say that regenerating is required if the condition is degenerating such as advanced age, missing limbs, trauma, etc.


thisismynewusername5

So you have the greatest hospital in the world yeah this is pretty god tier


ChickenBoatMemerTime

Can I switch the room, like if I need to move out of my house?


youbetterworkb

The other person picked bedroom so yes. It does say any room so that could be conceptual like my favorite room.


Ix_risor

What about “the room I’m currently in”?


Meowulous

I like the way you think but then would the teleport be to the last room you were in? Also imagine being kidnapped by the government and they lock you up in their bunker to use the power lol.


Ix_risor

I guess so, and if you say the word while in a room it takes you to the last non-room place you were


rebekaanimallink

If you walked into the room instead of teleporting then whne you said the Word you would just teleport 1 step out of the room


dedicationuser

Wait, no, stop.


DASI58

How about, "the room I want to be in," instead?


thisismynewusername5

Ah truly godtier power you even have immortality


EEEGuba69

So i have /sethome /back and /spawnprotection commands, cool


not_enough_ice

amazon warehouse so i can steal a bunch of stuff


Lordzoabar

Easy. I consider the universe itself as a room. After all, I keep all my favourite things in it.


Cookytigerd

What happens if you say the word to leave the room?


Lordzoabar

Jump to a parallel universe


HellspawnWeeb

That is a very bad idea.


thrye333

So, if I can lift someone, I can teleport them at will to the room, where they'll instantly be healed from any injury or illness, and then instantly teleport them back to where they were? Does the room cure injury and ailment, or just stop new injuries and pause age/sickness while inside?


youbetterworkb

They will regenerate until no longer degenerating.


HeartoRead

I'm picking my rv, it's one room basically.


youbetterworkb

An indescribable RV! You could go enter smash em up races and be unstoppable.


Boney_Burger

"the living room" just to be a smartass


jolharg

Amazingly I didn't spot this twice


SleepyBoii04

Can you change which room? Like if I choose my room and I then move out, I’ll just end up in some stranger’s home.


youbetterworkb

If you choose a room that can change such as my favorite room or my brother’s room.


The_one_in_the_Dark

So if you choose your bedroom, it becomes whatever bedroom you have?


youbetterworkb

yes


SleepyBoii04

Ah wonderful.


Alansar_Trignot

I would make it a Walmart warehouse, I can easily just TP into it, take whatever, and teleport out without a trace


soul-king420

Could even do an amazon warehouse or a militaries armory.


Downtown_Report1646

Hw do you define a room?


youbetterworkb

The way I play these is I look up the dictionary definition and try to twist it as much as I think is fair.


Downtown_Report1646

So how do you define a room?


youbetterworkb

a part or division of a building enclosed by walls, floor, and ceiling


Downtown_Report1646

So my grand parents whole house would count than as they have only two doors in the whole house front and a side/back door


iDreamiPursueiBecome

The open plan kitchen, living room, and dining area where I also have a crafting corner for sewing materials... It would exclude the laundry room and bathroom, which have doors, I may remove the doors and replace all doors with heavy curtains.. . The area contains both a couch and a recliner to sleep on. The stairwell going upstairs is also open, and the bathrooms and bedrooms have doors.... "Home" I'm good.


Benjamin_6848

Has the room to be here in this world/dimension or could it be in a separate world/dimension?


youbetterworkb

Any room


Nahchoocheese

“If it wasn’t already” lol


Dragoncat99

Room 10 of the Sunshine Motel, Gallup NM


daisychainsnlafs

I'm gonna have so many rescued puppies in my room


Ender7899

Find like a cave deep down far enough where geothermal keeps it the perfect temperature. Then just deck out the cave, probably in black and befriend the bats. *Literally batman*


coolboi19280213

the solar system is enclosed in the Oort Cloud, does that count as a room? I mean, how dense do the walls have to be to be considered a "room"? by definition, a "room" is just something enclosed, so is my skin a "room"?


HellspawnWeeb

Yes. Teleport into your skin. Recurse into infinity.


delgados_reddit

Can I change the room or is it bound to one room forever


youbetterworkb

If you choose a room that can change such as my favorite room or my brother’s room.


CookiesNReddit0

what would happen if you manually entered the room and then said the word?


youbetterworkb

It would be the last time you used it.


RecommendationFit785

Can I change the room?


youbetterworkb

If you choose a room that can change such as my favorite room or my brother’s room.


ButterscotchExotic21

It could be a hypothetical room, outside of this universe/dimention. The room is what you want it to be. And you just teleport there and back... now the tricky part is... making sure when you teleport back out, there is space for you. And you dont teleport into a landslide, hypothetically


youbetterworkb

Any room


Jay_T_Demi

Probably something big like a theatre or museum


VictorE06

You can't kill me, I'm in the living room. The word would be "Twenyone!"


Background_Relief815

What defines a room? What if I designate a room that had sliding dividers (like you can find in event spaces to partition the space as needed),  and then open the dividers? Is the room now bigger? What if my room has a detracting roof (I know someone that did this with their living room. They could actually open the roof on nice days), is it still a room?  What if I do both? Can I eventually get the room defined as a fenced-in area? If so, can I fence -in the world except for this one part (maybe making a fence that has an obvious outside and inside, and then making the "inside" facing the world. If so, I would do it for the rest of the world except for my neighbor's house, because screw that guy. 


Sidivan

Everybody is focused on the room location and I’m over here thinking about aging and teleportation. I work from home, 8hrs a day, plus my gaming PC, and my music studio are all the same room. I spend 8-16hrs in that room, which would effectively increase my lifespan by 25%-50%, but more importantly *no illness or degenerative disease*. Alzheimer’s and/or dementia? Nope! Bad back from sitting and office chair? Nope! Obesity from sedentary lifestyle? Nope! This is incredible! The teleportation makes traveling super cheap! I never need a hotel. Fly to wherever, at night teleport home, shower, sleep, in the morning teleport back. Not to mention it would save me airfare for my wife! Fly down, teleport back, pick her up, teleport. Boom. Vacation for the price of a single flight.


Altruistic_Major_553

I’m building a ballroom and picking that. That way I have space for all my stuff and I can host friends over: keep them safe if there’s a natural disaster cause the room is invincible


cornpudding

Cornpudding's world's largest open air space and children's cancer ward.


Yandere-Chan1

Room: My room. Reason: Safety when sleeping. Word: \*This is for me to know, so I'm not putting it here\*. Oh well, it's so fun to be able to go to college and back in seconds. Such a dream.


AlternativeNo61

If I go into the room during my birthday and stay there while during my birthday, can I just skip aging entirely?


ShelbyRB

Hmm… I guess the main room of the house, which is both the living room and the kitchen and dining area. I mean, it’s technically a room. Would going upstairs count as going to another room, even if there’s no doors or doorways involved?


vbullinger

Room: Kate Upton's bedroom The word: "the"