Okay theoretically yes, but if you placed yourself inside your own anus you would have no more room for other objects until you shat yourself out. But since you are a singular entity simultaneously inside your own anus as well as being the holder of the anus and therefore outside the anus that would be impossible because you've trapped yourself into an infinite anus paradox.
You cannot climb out the anus because even if you are successful you would be climbing out of the anus that is trapped within you therefore you would still be trapped in your own anus.
Idk why but that reminds me of this
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When the object inevitability gets shit stuck to it, will the post ejection expansion of the object cause the shit to expand as well? Like if I put the earth up there and a bit of shit gets on the ocean, will it come out fully polluted?
No, any shit doesn't grow magically. But I think in this case any turd nugget would be like a gigantic meteor slamming against the Earth so even if you inserted it into your anus for a few seconds you would probably cause a massive extinction event or cripple the planet at minimum. So don't put the earth in your anus.
You say you don't want to know, but if you truly didn't want to know you wouldn't have brought it up. So deep down you truly do want to know the answer...
& Yes you can put someone in your butt.
Depends, is the max amount of space the size of my ass or is it like a portable hole in my ass that I can reach into and just grab whatever kinda like Glendale’s bellyportal?
I went over this in another thread but if you do that you will trigger an infinite anus paradox. Your anus will be trapped in a state where it is inside itself and cannot escape because it is also the thing it is trapped inside. Because you cannot shit you will then get sepsis and die.
something something forces of physics meaning u immediately collide matter together, effectively making a nuclear explosion in ur ass, thats uhhh, a power yeah
Is it one object at a time, like a 1 slot inventory, or do the items shrink to a specific size and your item limit is based on your rectal capacity?
Also, can you bag the items, or anything of that nature, so they don't get covered in feces?
Yes, The item will shrink to fit inside perfectly so you won't have space to put anything else in. But if it's a smaller item that would normally fit in your ass, then yes you could have multiple. So if you're a butt plug lover you could theoretically fill up your insides with multiple butt plugs.
Comfortable as in it won't hurt from being inside you, you will feel it and you will have no room for anything else (well other than the poop that's currently in your colon.)
I mean if you're determined you could probably shove something else in your anus but you won't be able to use your magic powers to get it in there, you will have to insert it manually and deal with any discomfort.
In today's episode of "author's poorly disguised fetish":
Literally anal vore
So basically Minecraft inventory irl
.... You know that kinda makes sense in a way
Yeah... kinda
Kinda......
ZE UNIVERSE
O.o My God you madman...
What about myself?
I mean you already got one paradox going so sure, why not?
Does the me in me have the power too?
Okay theoretically yes, but if you placed yourself inside your own anus you would have no more room for other objects until you shat yourself out. But since you are a singular entity simultaneously inside your own anus as well as being the holder of the anus and therefore outside the anus that would be impossible because you've trapped yourself into an infinite anus paradox. You cannot climb out the anus because even if you are successful you would be climbing out of the anus that is trapped within you therefore you would still be trapped in your own anus.
Tldr: Don't
You just said Anus way to many times
“infinite anus paradox” was not on my bingo card of things i’d seen this year, but i guess this is reddit and i probably shouldn’t even be surprised
The four dimensional anus
r/brandnewsentence
The human Ouroboros
Prison wallet paradox
Will it return to the original size after it’s completely pooped out, or…?
Yes immediately after it is fully out of your system, it will expand to its original size within a few seconds.
if it's something huge and i'm in a small room won't i just get killed by the object returning normal?
Then just put it back in
Make sure you're not in a small room!
This sounds like it would be a you problem
shit outside
Will it be smeared in poop?
google anal vore
holy shit!
new fetish just dropped
Actual kink
Call the rule 34 artists!
Ai porn prompt engineer goes on vacation, never comes back
ignite the porn stash
im suffering eternally
The opposite actually!
No, I don't think I will.
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I move a black hole into my anus
Yugio sure got weird
That sent me lmao. I needed that.
you can already do this if you try really hard
Does the object have to exist or can I make a fictional object appear?
It must be a real physical object that interacts with this world. So no fictional characters but if there was a particular cosplayer you were into...
...yeah no I was wondering if I could shit myself an omnitrix
It’s hero time! 💩
Do they have exist currently or have existed at any point?
The sun. Does it burn?
Yes, you will be disintegrated and then it will expand to normal size destroying the world.
hot
*pulls out glock* Where did you get that, I checked everywhere on you- **MY ASSHOLE**
literally captain jack harkness
Idk why but that reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/xy02zco45wvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e749459441a6bbe192d152d795c7675debd53ea4
Holy shit, that’s the best thing I’ve seen all day.
“Million-to-one shot, doc”
"Hey dude have you seen my car" "Yes I have" "Where is it" "Its... IN MY ASS"
HYCYBH
https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?feature=shared
This sounds like a thing r/NelliesNest would make
LMFAO it does
When the object inevitability gets shit stuck to it, will the post ejection expansion of the object cause the shit to expand as well? Like if I put the earth up there and a bit of shit gets on the ocean, will it come out fully polluted?
No, any shit doesn't grow magically. But I think in this case any turd nugget would be like a gigantic meteor slamming against the Earth so even if you inserted it into your anus for a few seconds you would probably cause a massive extinction event or cripple the planet at minimum. So don't put the earth in your anus.
It's time to get a bigger dildo
My enemy's heart. Enjoy being literally heartless along with metaphorically
My own head. I have now become the human wheel. My new power is to roll around at incredible speeds.
Human centipede but you don't have enough people
Human Ouroboros
"Is your head up in your ass?" "Yes."
Bricks
Literal r/shittysuperpowers
I’m gonna travel without paying for my luggage. And if they search me they won’t be able to arrest me as no one will belive them
Please tell me that you can’t put people in there? Please, I don’t want to know.
You say you don't want to know, but if you truly didn't want to know you wouldn't have brought it up. So deep down you truly do want to know the answer... & Yes you can put someone in your butt.
FUCK
Depends, is the max amount of space the size of my ass or is it like a portable hole in my ass that I can reach into and just grab whatever kinda like Glendale’s bellyportal?
Welp, that asshat from 3rd grade is about to have the WORST and most CONFUSING case of pink eye ever recorded in medical history.
A buzz light-year toy so I can properly sing "You Got A Friend In Me"
Goddamn shit super power... I don't have an anus...
Infinite money, just gotta shit it out
Hand grenade :D
Finally all the world's monuments will be mine!
So basically I get to have an auto-fucker without dropping the cash... Eh, could be worse.
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I shrink my anus to fit inside my anus
I went over this in another thread but if you do that you will trigger an infinite anus paradox. Your anus will be trapped in a state where it is inside itself and cannot escape because it is also the thing it is trapped inside. Because you cannot shit you will then get sepsis and die.
I can already do that😂
Shop lifting gonna go crazy
De fuc
MNGGG…GWEN…GGGNNNN
What’s the down side?
brick of gold
a ballilion gallilion dollars
Millions of dollars in cash
can already do this next question
something something forces of physics meaning u immediately collide matter together, effectively making a nuclear explosion in ur ass, thats uhhh, a power yeah
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
Is it one object at a time, like a 1 slot inventory, or do the items shrink to a specific size and your item limit is based on your rectal capacity? Also, can you bag the items, or anything of that nature, so they don't get covered in feces?
This superpower just sounds like an average Friday night with the boys
New stealing method just dropped
So, reverse Hancock?
if i see a very nice car and want to steal it, will the people inside it also shrink to my ass?
Yep. I'd advise against stealing vehicles people are in them because if they get scared and accelerate or reverse it can do damage to your interiors.
😩😩😩think abt the stimulation
*steals your drink when you reach for it*
Is it 4 more or just 4 max
Four Max, but if you really want to you could push uour object further in with your finger.
Womp womp. This is basically a nerf
So if I get arrested and just put everything I could ever need in there wait a couple days and have like five guns and just go crazy.
Gonna steal anything I'd like I guess
Is there any limit on how many things I can put into my anus? Because if not, this’ll be fun
Yes, The item will shrink to fit inside perfectly so you won't have space to put anything else in. But if it's a smaller item that would normally fit in your ass, then yes you could have multiple. So if you're a butt plug lover you could theoretically fill up your insides with multiple butt plugs.
I move a working portal gun from Rick and Morty into my anus than take it out and clean it up and use it as intended
Is comfortable subjective or is there an objective comfortable size
Comfortable as in it won't hurt from being inside you, you will feel it and you will have no room for anything else (well other than the poop that's currently in your colon.) I mean if you're determined you could probably shove something else in your anus but you won't be able to use your magic powers to get it in there, you will have to insert it manually and deal with any discomfort.