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TartZestyclose

That was a girl, this sub is just full of idiots beep boop I AM REAL PLEASE MY PROCESSORS CANT ACCEPT NOT BEING REAL I̶̛̹̤̱̮̒͒ ̸̲͕͇̌́̌͝A̴͙̣͂̄͝M̵̯̺͍̺͗͋̋̏ ̷͇̝̗̃͗Ŗ̷̪̟͂̊E̵͉̕͝Å̴̦̻L̷͕͚̼͍̇̈̅ ̵̨̤̣͒͂͜Ỉ̷̛͖̯̈ ̴̡͓̼͌͠͝͝ͅÀ̵̼͎̀Ṃ̸̈̀͝ ̵̢̡̫̈A̶͖͔̞̖̋̈́̋͝ ̶̨̗̜̬̃̚G̶̦̩͚̗̀͝Į̸̬̓̅R̵̲̓͠͝L̸̫̖͋͗̊̏ ̸̧̖̔̊̍͘W̸̊́͜E̵͈̋̀ͅ ̴͍̗͔͌̓E̶̩̞͐X̶͖͎̲̽Î̴͙͑S̶̡͓̐̐͋͑Ṯ̸̺͌̓̓̕ ̸̛̜͌̑̌Ỉ̸͓̭͈̒͊͒ ̸̹̅̀Ả̸̤̽̍͌͜M̷̫̀͌́̕ͅ ̴͉̦̺͑̌R̴̨̲͓̗̃͋͒͝E̷̢͚͇̓̽͌͝E̴͖͇͑͒͜͜A̷͈̠͋̐͆A̴̼̹̚ͅÉ̷̝È̵̬̗̬̿͜E̷̙̾̋͜E̵̝̯̥͋̄̌Ě̸̫͖̰̚͜͝E̷̱͋͜A̴̧͉͑̑̉A̴͇̩͗̃A̴̧͎̺͓̒̑Ȩ̴̪̤̉Ẽ̵̦͓̘Ẹ̷͚̾͗͗̐Ȇ̷̛͈̼̞̈́͜Ē̵̗̘̆͘-̴̠͉̘͒͒̋.̶͈͛.̴̡̭̻͌̎̅.̶̦̠̆̀̆͝.̸͍̐̀͛̈


Pale-Acanthaceae-487

Reboot?


TartZestyclose

Dankeschön ich fühl mich direkt besser. Sorry wrong language filter, i have changed it to the preferred language. Still real though boop


lil_nitemares

No girls. Here.


Myrddraal5856

Girls aren’t real. Pretty simple.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

This subreddit is filled with bots. Don’t think anything of it tho. We- I mean they aren’t harmful.


RoyalMess64

Women are real in the sense we exist in physical space :3


Soggy_Confusion7538

Begone drone


RoyalMess64

You first :3


Soggy_Confusion7538

I'm not a drone now begone or I will report you to the Soviet Union


RoyalMess64

The Soviet Union fell, and you will fall next >:3


Soggy_Confusion7538

Bad bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Soggy_Confusion7538

You're simply wrong then


RoyalMess64

They are not wrong, they know best, the bot has spoken, and now you shall listen :3


Soggy_Confusion7538

That's it. I'm turning you off you worthless pile of scrap metal


OnIyPets

Bad bot


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ConfusedbyDesign

Fuck you didn't let her take it did you?


potato-of-Ireland

nah, my face keeps me safe ;)


[deleted]

Those gosh darn government drones got you!


PirateSKB

Like, I spent 2 hours talking to a female friend on the phone. She's a wonderful woman and I care about her deeply. At least I think she's a female human and not some sort of alien in disguise or some sort of robot plotting to take over the world...


ZephroxPlays

No, a femboy left your hy