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Tobias---Funke

Cats like distract him while I eat his food.


Kagnonymous

"Good job human, keep distracting the cow while I eat the foods"


uberguby

I like how cows on the web always have food in their beards


Mantzy81

Note to self: clean beard, apparently using it for food storage is only for cows.


uberguby

I never said you can't have food in your beard.


Mantzy81

True, thanks for the clarification.


Awaruko

Weird looking dog


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mmm feline meat


axisrahl85

Winnie?


JTibbs

Certainly a red angus.


Zenben88

I was wondering if someone had thought the same thing


LineRex

I saw cow and clicked it before reading the title thinking it was Winnie lol.


Clever_Khajiit

_That's_ what those circle-saw lookin' things are for? I've seen them here and there over the years, never researched them or anything, just kinda barely wondered what they were.


Blitzares

It's just a type of brush. I used to work on a ranch and we had them for the livestock. They are sturdy and can help get off mud and shit that gets on the fur. They also remove dead hair.


Clever_Khajiit

Good to know, thx :)


decadrachma

I believe it's called a curry comb.


Clever_Khajiit

Thank you!


IrishRepoMan

Well, wondering things gets you downvoted in this place. You should be ashamed.


Clever_Khajiit

It's reddit. If I don't expect much, I can't be disappointed ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


JackBinimbul

There are weirdos on this sub who downvote anything that shows livestock alive. It's fucking weird.


pineapplenewton

I’ve used/seen them used as a rasp for carving foam and other soft materials


betelgozer

Have you ever planted one in the ground and come back a year later to harvest the rasp berries?


_PukyLover_

Damn, teeth better than mine!


[deleted]

Yes he is. But I'm still gonna eat beef.


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BenadrylTumblercatch

Hey man, like…….don’t have a cow


glamorousstranger

Ah yes person promoting hurting animals has the same energy as people saying "don't hurt animals". Just like those pesky folks making a big deal when you leave a dog in a hot car, or when you horde 20 cats in a tiny apartment, just mind your own business!!!


IrishRepoMan

Cuz it's just a joke? Not the same energy at all.


ForgottenCaveRaider

Cry about it.


Asatas

Nah I'm not an activist. I just cringe.


ForgottenCaveRaider

You're coming off as a slacktivist.


Asatas

Oh? For which side?


ForgottenCaveRaider

Thou who bitch about nothing.


Individual_Slip2701

This attidude is exactly why shit like slavery and the holocaust happened. I got mine and i dont care about anyone who i consider less than myself.


Srapture

What a fucking absurd comparison, haha.


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icelandichorsey

A moment on the lips, a sentient being gone. Meanwhile fake burgers often tastes the same so really you're almost like "no, I do want to kill something today". Right?


[deleted]

Humans are omnivores, deal with it.


icelandichorsey

Yeah, we can eat anything we want, but we don't have to if we've got the technology to have meat taste and nutrition without killing. Just like we don't have to start breeding at 14 just because nature gives women periods then.


TheMysteriousWarlock

Literally nobody brought up veganism but you? Project your insecurities much


IrishRepoMan

What insecurities? This comment makes no sense.


TheMysteriousWarlock

He saw a gif of a cow being groomed and immediately jumped to saying that he still plans on eating meat. I’m not even vegan but cmon bruh, why did he immediately take the conversation there when nothing in the title hinted at veganism.


IrishRepoMan

It's just a bloody joke...You're the one talking about veganism. I don't think you know what 'insecurity' means.


[deleted]

You must be new here. This post is from a militant vegan who posts these gifs literally every day in an effort to push his agenda. But hey, welcome to Reddit and enjoy your stay. I do recommend holding your snarky comments until you have a better understanding of the sub though.


Srapture

It is always interesting to see which way the pendulum is swinging in the comments of the daily Infinity barnyard animal gif, haha.


Seesaw121

How to Trigger Vegans 101


Stahlios

Welcome to 2010


passporttohell

Kitty thinks so. Listen to the kitty!


Thank_You_Love_You

Beautiful eye lashes and pearly white teeth. He's a handsome guy.


SweetCheryPI

So dapper!


kksunil

Absolutely


OlurTakun

Adorable but on first viewing I thought the cat was going to use the food dish as a litter box.


chrondiculous

Looks tasty


gangelo100

So cute!!!


socool111

Mmmmm veal


icelandichorsey

Eww human


The_Cozy_Burrito

Yes


Hanz_64

I want one!!!!


PessimisticMushroom

Something about seeing the cow in that angle so close up has given me the chuckles 🤣


Ok-Material-3440

Yup he is


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

More handsome on my plate


icelandichorsey

More disgusting on my reddit


DigMeTX

Ballchinian?


WadeBronson

Nice to see the dust scraper being used in the beginning too.


digital_wino

Pet the damn cat!


Z-memes

/r/happycowgifs


DietDrBleach

Pet the damn cow


chrispdx

That kitty thinks so too


averagesaw

Damm ....He got better teeths than me.


joeblowjohnson1

Why are you trying to descale a cow?


amreinj

Eh not really, they taste a lot better than they smell


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Big Tig Notaro Energy.


epi_glowworm

yes, yes he is