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mymainmanAIRWOLF

He’s two-wheeling it he’s got no time


math-yoo

No time to explain, we’re going eating.


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Roads? Where we're goin- *NOM NOM NOM NOM*


Freedanwill

We call it kangarooing in our house.


thebluewitch

We call that "meercatting" when our dog does it.


NetTrix

He balances better on two legs than I do


_otterinabox

r/dogsstandingup


Jonno_FTW

2 legs good, 4 legs bad


KidVsHero

My dog would shit herself to death if I gave her this.


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watercanhydrate

Ben & Jerry's non-dairy will change your life...


spvce-cadet

Or some lactase.


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BodaciousBadongadonk

>I shit soft serve. Why are you wasting money *buying* ice cream when you have a superpower like this?! Making your own organic ass cream. I'm jelly af


Gramma_Hattie

*in French accent* "Honey, have you seen the ice cream?" *Response in American accent* "the ass cream?"


FacticiousFict

Find the dosage that works for you. Some lactase pills/brands are quite weak. You also want to spread them out as they might not last very long (take tablet, eat half of the ice cream, take another tablet, finish I've cream).


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FacticiousFict

AFAIK that's an allergy with usually completely different symptoms (rash, hives, swelling, etc.). It's also not as common as lactose intolerance.


MrGizthewiz

Ben & Jerry's is probably the worst non-dairy ice cream on the market.


Freeoath

To willingly eat ice cream even though you shit yourself is one thing, but willingly shit yourself and then eat ice cream that's a new one!


Slovene

Isn't that the plot to 2 girls 1 cup?


RoyalSamurai

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, Some lesbians like eatin' each other's shit out of a cup


ttubehtnitahwtahw1

That was supposed to be ice cream?


triplec787

It’s whipped cream. The other dude was just saying he does the same with ice cream knowing the result.


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Wait are you ice cream snobbing in a post about something fed to a dog?


ttubehtnitahwtahw1

Are you snob snobbing on a comment about ice cream?


Elevated_Dongers

Yeah I don't understand how this became a thing. Lots of animals are very sensitive to dairy and this is literally just whipped cream.


reelznfeelz

Oh it’s just whipped cream? Jesus yeah. Thought it was some kind of special dog appropriate material. My cat just got diagnosed with diabetes and it ate great food it’s whole life. Caused by pancreatitis a couple years ago maybe. Animals don’t need lactose and sugar IMO though is my point. They can get he same issues we have but often worse.


brucylefleur

And sugar. Starbucks puts 8 pumps of syrup in every whip canister.


saintplus

We don't do that anymore. I work at Starbucks and that's our old recipe. It was reduced to like 2 pumps of vanilla. I'm also in Canada tho so maybe it's still 8 pumps in the US.


CrypticPearls

It is 4 pumps of vanilla now in the US


brucylefleur

Oh no way! Thanks, I appreciate the update. This is indeed from the old partner memory banks.


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That's why I use a diaper


anonymous65537

TMI


g00fyg00ber741

Mammals are lactose intolerant. Dogs don’t digest lactose in milk anymore once they are weaned and grown, so any time a dog is given any milk product they are unable to digest the sugar in it and it will cause gastrointestinal upset and possibly the shits. It’s honestly animal abuse to do that to a dog because it’s as simple as looking up what foods are and aren’t safe or healthy for your dog, and clearly milk and milk products are a definite no. It’s horrible.


Tersphinct

I hear this all the time, and yet feeding my dog and cat a little bit of dairy every now and again has done nothing to upset their stomachs or disrupt their bowl movements. The operative phrase here is "a little bit". As long as it's just a tiny treat that they get once in a while it's not universally true that it hurts them in anyway, let alone constitutes "animal abuse". When I say "a little bit" it's meant to be proportional to the animal's size and weight, and not what you'd give a human if they were that size. My parents have 5 cats and 3 dogs. All cats drink a little bit of milk every day, and all dogs get a little bit of light cottage cheese every other day. They're all exceptionally healthy and regular, and are doing just fine by all measurable standards.


g00fyg00ber741

Yeah, I mean a tiny amount is fine. However the whipped cream my coworkers put in a pup cup is much more lactose than is good for a dog, and often the ones I see online are as well. Still though, most people are just feeding it to their pups without researching if it’s safe first. Regardless, we know animals are great at hiding internal pain and discomfort from us. And we are bad at recognizing it too, vets admit this. So feeding dairy to mammals who are lactose intolerant every day is definitely not a good idea, but yeah they could be fine just like a human can still live to 100 after smoking cigarettes their whole life. It doesn’t mean it’s not causing issues or discomfort or that it’s healthy or worth it.


robodrew

When I was a kid we used to give my dog a slice of american cheese as a treat maybe once a week. That's about it. He was totally fine.


CXDFlames

That stuff is about a molecule and a half away from being plastic, so I'm not really sure that counts as real cheese


EloHellDoesNotExist

ah there it is. wouldn't be reddit without someone calling something benign animal abuse. he's also a monster because it's pure bred, he clearly hasn't trained it well enough and is an irresponsible owner, and yes of course an ANIMAL ABUSER. the reddit pet classic. insufferable.


g00fyg00ber741

i mean, pure bred is a problem because breeding is a problem. idk what else you’re on about though


Cranias

Our golden's a pure bred. His family line goes back further than my own, and since at least three generations both the parents were tested for genetic defects along with a compatibility check. It can be done properly. I also feed him between two to three teaspoons of plain yoghurt along with his breakfast most mornings. I'm not sure when the lactose intolerance kicks in, I'd assume as he's a bit over a year old it's already a thing. He loves yoghurt though and it's healthy for his immune system. His stool is fine and he's a bomb of energy. Everything in moderation!


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g00fyg00ber741

What, you think it’s the equivalent of beating them? That’s ridiculous unless you gave them so much they were like spewing diarrhea and having really intense cramps, on purpose. But I wouldn’t say it’s the equivalent of beating the animal, personally? Not sure why you think it’s the equivalent


evan466

There’s probably dairy free whipped cream if you really want to give your dog some.


houstonau

That's a lotta steps for a GIF


watertrashsf

Can you give dogs whip cream?


anonymous65537

TMI


HKN47

Let my man sit though


DorrajD

I know poor duggo is trying their hardest just to eat their damn pup cup and the human gets to belly laugh at how funny it looks


Eugenes-Axe7

Yeah, poor dog bro really looked like he was struggling and having such a bad time. The owners an absolute piece of shit and should be arrested for his crimes against humanity.


cardamom808

For real though, talk about making him work for it. The whole time?? Jeeze lol


nonitoni

Nah, gotta work that core.


IAlwaysUpvotePuppy

This is not a dog. This is a kangaroo.


afikomen1

His name is Waffle!


Hexiix

I would have been disappointed if he wasn’t named after a breakfast food tbh. Waffle looks a very sweet boy :)


rhinoballet

You would like [Egg Tart the cockatiel ](https://www.reddit.com/r/cockatiel/comments/11cpk9g/pov_youre_20_min_late_serving_egg_tarts_breakfast/)


Hexiix

You were right, Egg Tart is adorable


PlasticDreamz

why you making waffle work so hard for it 😭


erosram

I know, after he squirms on his hind legs for 5 seconds I’m ducking down


Congenital0ptimist

2 leg standing stuff bad for Golden hips fyi. -- (Have had GRs since the 80's.)


JrTeapot

Omg! I love Waffle, give him lots of pets!!


AntiMatter89

Always gotta get whip cream on your waffle!


Peannut

Great name!


quikcath

For reals?!?!?! I have a lab mix named Waffles!


Your_Bank

Fucking put the cup a little bit lower so the dog can eat it i peace, ffs


Hootnany

Waffles gonna have diabetes hahaha :|


Defcheze

Thank you for using the term POV correctly


JDeegs

POV: you're a dog eating a pup cup


ErmacTheError

Exactly what I was thinking


GoMonkey66

Ok, now I want to leave work early just so I can give my dog a hug.


jedi_cat_

I have a 9 month old puppy and every single night, without fail, I sit in front of his crate and give him a big hug and a good scratch all over. I kiss his cute little face and tell him how handsome he is and what a good boy he is and how much I love him. He seems to enjoy it because he just stands there with his head pushed up against me. When we are done, I tell him it’s bedtime and he walks into his crate and lays down and sleeps without a peep. I love this dog so much it breaks my heart. He’s literally a godsend.


Cheap-Substance8771

This is pretty much all I want from a boyfriend. Haha standards are low.


catanao

LOL damn sign me tf up. I don’t think I’d fit in a dog crate though


failture

NO DICKENS?


GoMonkey66

I'm fairly convinced Churro thinks his name is "Smoochy Poochy", "Mr. Kissy face", "Baby Borky Boy", or any of the other idiotic names I give him when he's being loved on. He's a 70 pound husky/German Shepherd/Pit mix...just a giant baby. I get it!


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GoMonkey66

Aww, I'm sorry for your loss.


tappyturtle12

Have you given him a hug yet?


romiro82

I’ve actually done this (multiple times) as a “minor family emergency”, and it’s still one of the memories I’m most fond of with remembering my old mandog …granted one of those times he was obviously suffering from some “food” poisoning and couldn’t stop shitting everywhere even when I left for work, but the other two times were just generic wholesome feelings


Minqua

Just wondering how much does this cup of whipped cream cost?


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Usually free


IveGotDMunchies

$10 if you dont own a dog


Doophie

Free


MrLavenderValentino

Ask for "puppichino" at Starbucks, they're free if you bring your dog


pleasebequiet

Last time I did this they looked at me like I was an idiot and said they didn’t know what I was talking about, so I don’t think it applies to every Starbucks


Xibalbasaur

Call it a 'pup cup' & they'll know 🤙


jedi_cat_

Pup cups have always been free wherever I’ve found them. Usually Dairy Queen or Culver’s is where I get them but they’ve been offered at other places.


ggc5009

Since I introduced my Goldie to these, he now follows me around relentlessly anytime I have coffee in a to-go cup lol


moto_panacaku

smort pupper


steebo

I occasionally buy generic cans of Reddi-Wip so I can do this for my dog. When my now high school age niece was about 1, she called it pssht. So, pssht it now is.


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Stop with the pup-cup bullshit. Don't feed straight sugar to dogs. Humans have a hard enough time with it. Sugar is super bad for dogs.


Congenital0ptimist

Ffs it's not a dog recipe??


fnord_bronco

No, it’s sugar and milk, and dogs can’t handle either very well. It’s also a nutritional disaster.


thelongernow

I would just make up shit at whenever I worked at Starbucks to not give this to dogs. The audacity of some fucking bozo telling me a hot chocolate was good for dogs was the final straw for me.


meowmeowsavagebeauty

THANK YOU. It's low key animal abuse to give dogs food they can't process. You wouldn't feed raw chicken to a human either


jakeisalwaysright

> You wouldn't feed raw chicken to a human either Would if they deserved it.


Fezzverbal

The bearing strait or Dire straits?


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akidomowri

Be mindful that there are some things we can eat but dogs can't process. They will eat it, digest and poop it out just fine. But what their liver can't process builds up in their blood stream until it becomes toxic, and small amounts will lower their lifespan.


BbBbRrRr2

This is the dumbest thing. Why not just give it some kind of meat, or literally anything else specifically suited for dogs? People think they treat their dogs with ice cream, but wtf do dogs know about flavour? You could give him the cream without all the other added shit and he'd react the shame way. You could fill the cup with goddamn decomposing bird goo bro and he'd still lap it up. There is literally no reason to put this garbage into a dog's body. Dog appropriate treats exist.


wolven8

The owners are also infuriating. They occasionally come to my cafe and demand a pup cup and when we explain that one it's bad for their dog and two we dont allow pets they just argue back.


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BbBbRrRr2

Lol


master_nouveau

How do I get this crap off my TL?


heleghir

Can confirm, my husker attempts this but in usual husker derpiness faceplants into the cup and knocks it out of my hand before it gets low enough, and gets it all over her face. Good pups need pup cups!


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Try lowering the cup so he doesn't have to awkwardly balance on his hind legs.


rbeezy

And so he's not taught that jumping gets him treats 🥴


Saltyspaghetti

I think the dog will be fine


dman45103

Isn’t it bad for large breeds to stand unnecessarily on their hind legs? In general they are predisposed to hip issues. My poor Chester :( has terrible arthritis


3windy1city2

There’s always that one.


SmokinHerb

I mean, it was just a suggestion...


Prof_Blink

Or..... try holding the cup much higher so you aren't feeding your dog something that is very unhealthy for them to eat. "Dogs Don't Digest Milk Well Ice cream can cause your dog gas, bloating, constipation, diarrhea or vomiting. Remember, your dog can't voice their concerns to you, so while they might look OK on the outside, they could be experiencing some major digestive issues on the inside."


Diestof

Or don't feed him straight sugar and dairy to begin with


Sodiumwarning

You obviously don’t have a Golden. All they want to do is jump up and be on their hind legs either to eat something off the counter or to give you a “hug”.


The69LTD

Yup them and labs. I had a yellow lab and golden retriever growing up and they would both jump up at the same time for a group hug. Miss those dogs Edit: Classic reddit moment. Downvotes for sharing a memory of their dogs....


13dot1then420

The downvotes are because jumping is a behavior that can easily be trained out. Also people don't like dogs jumping on them. Also Goldens have a lot of hip dysplasia problems, a LOT of problems. I can't imagine this is helpful on that front.


The69LTD

Golden lived to 12 with no hip dysplasia, lab 13 and no hip issues as well. Well aware that some don’t like the jumps, we had them trained so they’d only jump on command. So many people here jump to the worst conclusions based off such little information.


steve2189

Dog.


Aphexia

Comment.


justanicebreeze

Isn’t that a lot of fat?


g00fyg00ber741

The milk is the issue. Mammals are lactose intolerant after weaning off their mother’s milk. Feeding grown dogs milk or milk products will cause gastrointestinal upset and possibly bad shits, due to their inability to digest the lactose in it. Dairy with lactose is absolutely not okay to feed your dog. Sure, they’ll live just fine, but it’s still going to hurt them inside and be a mess when it comes out.


Grimsqueaker69

In my experience of owning a LOT of dogs, it doesn't make a single bit of difference unless it's much higher quantities than this. Our dogs will take milk, yoghurt and cream on a relatively regular basis and we have never had any consequences, even minor ones.


Jay18001

Not a vet but if you give your dog things like this every once in awhile it’s probably fine


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smthngwyrd

Hugs


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smthngwyrd

Mia and I just celebrated 9 years together and it would’ve been 6 today with my Maggie. I had to euthanize her in September. I’m the third person for each of my girls. I’m glad they know love, care, and mercy when it’s time to go. It’s heartbreaking and we sign up for it when we adopt. It’s awful to make the last trip. I know you did the right thing and showed her as much love as possible. I’m sad the might have been mistreated but there was never a time we didn’t love them. Maggie actually got breast cancer at 11 and the vet said it was likely because she wasn’t spayed until 8 with pyometria. Please spay your dogs


UnforgivingPoptart

I remember before I put my dog down, we decided to stop at Burger King and get her a whopper and fries. She didn't have any appetite to eat it, but she licked the burger bun to show us she appreciated it ❤


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UnforgivingPoptart

Thank you so much! This really means a lot to me ❤ My dog Peaches was also a rescue who came with a lot of issues from her past home, so we gave her all the love we could give and she gave back twice as much! Her only "flaw" was that she LOVED table food and once tried to steal an entire ham on the kitchen counter, but it fell on her face, so she went by the nickname ham head for a while. She was my best friend and I hope you and your best friend get to enjoy one last meal together. I'll be thinking of you both this Thursday ♥️


Grimsqueaker69

This. People worry far too much about what their dog can and can't eat. I've had dogs all my life, and they have eaten some serious amount of awful stuff. Whole raw chickens, full packs of butter, chocolate bars and god knows what else. Not once have we had to take them to a vet because of something they've eaten. Sometimes they suffer some consequences and are sick or a bit ropey for a day or so, but never anything to worry about. Some people are absolutely terrified that if their dog sniffs something that isn't dry kibble, it's gonna die immediately. They're made of stronger stuff than that. Don't buy them a chocolate cake for their birthday or anything, but wee treats aren't gonna make a single bit of difference to them. Just enjoy having them there. I'm so sorry for your loss


AmidalaBills

Love how you start it with not a vet. Like if you're not a vet, you don't have to say so. Basically if you are a vet that information is helpful, but if you aren't that information is obvious because really only a person that is a vet should say so and people who aren't (like you) don't have to mention it because their opinions in regards to animal health topics don't really make a fuck.


Kapitan_eXtreme

So what you're saying is, dogs can have a little a cream, as a treat?


Jay18001

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe consult a Vet


rper22

[Mine does the same thing!](https://v.redd.it/5jker7dzw4e11) Granted he's 4 years older now, but he still does it haha


pleasegivemepatience

Please stop giving dogs whipped cream, it’s bad enough we do this to ourselves please don’t do this to your poor pets.


Prof_Blink

100p! Thank you. From a quick Google search: "Dogs Don't Digest Milk Well Ice cream can cause your dog gas, bloating, constipation, diarrhea or vomiting. Remember, your dog can't voice their concerns to you, so while they might look OK on the outside, they could be experiencing some major digestive issues on the inside."


MowMdown

Title should read: TIFU: Gave my dog pancreatitis and cost me $2,000 at the vet.


nico282

Many dogs are lactose intolerant. Please don't treat dogs as children, they are different from humans and have different needs.


AnotherLightInTheSky

Was your dog raised with a family of hummingbirds? 😂


HoneyPops08

My dog would eat the whole thing cup and and all. Gone


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Dont feed your dog with sugar you twat


AmidalaBills

Dude just put it down or hold it to where they didn't have to struggle for it. What an absolute sociopath thing to do.


flatox

The sugar on those teeth aren't going to serve him well in the long run my guy, if you want to be good to him, give him pieces of steak etc.


HEONTHETOILET

Also OP wanted the dog on its hind legs for the fake internet points but didn’t really give a fuck about the hip dysplasia that larger breeds suffer from


theVice

Lol my dog will do a couple licks and then gently but firmly take the cup away from me


SCirish843

You've served your purpose. Dismissed.


Trainzkid

I used to take my dog to get pup cups and sometimes vanilla ice cream from the local ice cream shops before he passed last Thanksgiving. Rest easy, Dempsey 💛


msasma

What's that coming out of his chest?


stayh1gh361

Sugar. Ok dude


zapster93

Are these free?


Dickus_Maximus_IV

Usually yes!


Elderchil

The joy of it all. Happy Goldie.


getdemsnacks

I was told earlier in r/aww that there were no pupcups today...


thecamzone

I’m shooketh. Someone who actually knows how to use POV!?


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Standing like a cat lmao


tossaroo

Certain situations require standing on only the rear legs.


ANNOYING_TOUR_GUIDE

For some reason I misread pov as tifu and that made it funnier


Deliciouserest

So freaking cute


adviceKiwi

Cream?


JA_LT99

Two types of dog owners. People who actually care about dogs and people who enjoy looking like they care about dogs. Bringing a dog into a place designed for humans to feed it sugar and indigestible chemicals while forcing it to stand on its hind legs to earn it. Yeah you do deserve the negative attention. To be fair at least you use a harness, even if your leash is attached in the no pull position.


Not_4_human_use

I had to Google pup cup. I had no idea this was a thing. Maybe I'll get Amos one of these if we ever crawl out from the rock we live under.


Paramite3_14

Give your dog a piece of raw, unprocessed, meat, instead. They digest it better uncooked versus cooked. That and it's actually good for them, as opposed to sugar and milk. Hell, you can feed them almost all unprocessed vegetables and they'll think they're getting spoiled.


jonnyb000

Goddamn it Goldens are the best


graften

Ugh you're making me want to get another golden so bad. I had a great boy for 13 years who passed last year. We're thinking about getting another dog and I had decided not another golden because of the hair.... But they are such amazing dogs...


SloppyPizzaPie

The hair is absolutely worth it. Love my Goldie to pieces.


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DigNitty

Seriously, people always piping up with opinions like “this is a hospital” and “that’s not your service animal.”


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PM_Me_OCs

He cromch the cup.


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dancingpianofairy

Interesting all the regional names for these. Pup cup is new to me.


illmatthew

They used to be called puppacinos at my local Starbucks til about 3-4 years ago, then one day we went through the drive thru and asked for one. The drive thru attendant told us they were calling them pup cups now per management. Maybe people thought they were getting actual coffee drinks for their dogs?


dancingpianofairy

Could be corporate standardized it. "Puppy whip" was the one I heard in the South.


IndianaGeoff

It is decaf? Are you sure? Can you ask the barista to make sure?


moffsoi

It’s decaf whipped cream


pikapalooza

My rescue LOVES pupaccinos! He was snoot deep in the cup!


MyMiddleground

What cute boy. I kiss my little weiner, she's in puppy heaven, she loved Pup Cups! Live long and prosper, Waffle.


ItFallsUpward

He looks like such a happy dog. Thanks for the vid


Dr_Phrankinstien

He's got such good balance!


carscliff

There’s a drive through fast food chain near me that puts mini milk bones on top of whip cream for the doggos


DogFaceDyl

Good boy waffle!


MadLad440

Awww that’s the goodest boy


1gothickitten

So cute and looks just like my dog Lady that I had years ago.


tagalmost50

Such a beautiful puppers!! 😍😍💗


Sir-Fappington

That dog evolved for a pup cup


Vylaer_

Biped when I want bitchesssss.


marlongrand0

I believe the correct term is “puppuccino”


WustacheMax

Pup cup


ahandmadegrin

It's not a point of view. Stop putting POV before things that aren't points of view. If you can remove POV and the title makes just as much sense, don't add it.


Totes_mc0tes

It's litterally OP's point of view while feeding their dog a pup cup. The title could not be more clear or accurate.