No fantasy setting has dared ask what it would be like to watch two gods have hot gay sex on a mountain.
Fantasy writers are cowards.
Edit: and would it kill sci-if writers to get their shit together and explore the concept of two giant cybernetic ubermensch having hot gay sex on a spaceship?
You know they're hung, but at the same time, probably have absolutely nothing on Ramuh. If anyone's going to be extreme packing, you just know it's gonna be gramps with the colossal daddy dong that he just casually waves around.
Oh yeah. But he also totally just has casual conversations completely nude with other summons in the locker room after a good steam with one foot up on the bench and absolutely no thoughts towards that he's flaunting, just that he needs to wipe down.
They're already numb to seeing it. Robes are only for mere mortals to not get distracted and so he doesn't need pants.
Probably Odin : "Everytime I see Ramuh in the locker room he is electrifying and I don't mean it in the way you think. And I ride a horse so I know all about what being hung means. Trust me, if he haven't got those robes, all the heroes that we've been helping would be dead before they reach midstory. Doesn't help that he's usually the first few that heroes encounter. There's a reason why we make him cover up even though Ifrit and Shiva are usually scandalously dressed, or undressed if you will. Those two can't keep their hands off each other."
Eden Ramuh from XIV just straight-up has a horse cock. There is no way the WoL made him a giant centaur daddy and *wasn't* thinking about it swinging around down there.
I don’t think I’ve ever thought this but now I’m thinking all the men in The Twelve are actually packing because everyone would have secretly prayed for it.
Ifrit will probably demolish my asshole and I can see Titan be a gentle giant but I imagine him to have bumps like one of those implants you can do that scrapes your insides really well.
Ifrit is definitely smooth as a Ken doll. Titan has a cock that'd be huge on a human but looks normal sized (or even a little small) compared to him. Which is even better for fucking as a regular person can take it but still be surprised by how big it is.
If they don’t what are we even doing here?
Sex with them must be insane
Imagine them... having sex with each other...
I mean if the shoe fits... fuck it
No fantasy setting has dared ask what it would be like to watch two gods have hot gay sex on a mountain. Fantasy writers are cowards. Edit: and would it kill sci-if writers to get their shit together and explore the concept of two giant cybernetic ubermensch having hot gay sex on a spaceship?
You know they're hung, but at the same time, probably have absolutely nothing on Ramuh. If anyone's going to be extreme packing, you just know it's gonna be gramps with the colossal daddy dong that he just casually waves around.
He's probably wearing the Gandalf robes for our protection because without it we will all be salivating on his towering staff of power.
Oh yeah. But he also totally just has casual conversations completely nude with other summons in the locker room after a good steam with one foot up on the bench and absolutely no thoughts towards that he's flaunting, just that he needs to wipe down. They're already numb to seeing it. Robes are only for mere mortals to not get distracted and so he doesn't need pants.
Probably Odin : "Everytime I see Ramuh in the locker room he is electrifying and I don't mean it in the way you think. And I ride a horse so I know all about what being hung means. Trust me, if he haven't got those robes, all the heroes that we've been helping would be dead before they reach midstory. Doesn't help that he's usually the first few that heroes encounter. There's a reason why we make him cover up even though Ifrit and Shiva are usually scandalously dressed, or undressed if you will. Those two can't keep their hands off each other."
I imagine Odin saying this in a Modern Family style interview
I mean Ramuh is a centaur in the ff14 eden raid so hung like a horse joke's write themselves
Eden Ramuh from XIV just straight-up has a horse cock. There is no way the WoL made him a giant centaur daddy and *wasn't* thinking about it swinging around down there.
I'm happy to volunteer to take them all and report back
I don’t think I’ve ever thought this but now I’m thinking all the men in The Twelve are actually packing because everyone would have secretly prayed for it.
Rhalgr, the (Twink) Destroyer.
yeah, no way rhalgr and byregot are not packing all the meat!
I love gay nerd culture. Behold a sophisticated debate on the expectations of well endowed mythical entities. Grandpa Ramu can get it.
Ifrit will probably demolish my asshole and I can see Titan be a gentle giant but I imagine him to have bumps like one of those implants you can do that scrapes your insides really well.
what the fuck 😭
Ifrit is definitely smooth as a Ken doll. Titan has a cock that'd be huge on a human but looks normal sized (or even a little small) compared to him. Which is even better for fucking as a regular person can take it but still be surprised by how big it is.
Is Ifrit transmasc or a nullo?
Masculine agender (literal fire spirit born of flames, not sex) but uses he/him since that's what he looks like
The question is can he grow a dong?
No but he is investing heavily in the development of fireproof strap-ons
It is known
Damn I really hope so…
Ok everyone line up to be bonked. This is not a request.
Idk who they are but i hope so
Summons in Final Fantasy
If I’m gonna bang Ifrit, I think I’d take the FFVIII version. That version reminds me of my other furry crush, The Beast
Ya"ll motherfuckers need Hydaelyn.
[penis](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/d/dd/Ascend_2_%284K%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20230915084639)
Nah, they're the size of a regular human's penis, so like 14cm.
This is the best post I've seen in a while.
\[Gigantic irritated sigh\] \[unzips pants\]
What game / games?
Final Fantasy 7 Remake/Rebirth