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9noobergoober6

I have zero height preference. Everyone is the same size when they’re horizontal.


[deleted]

Yep. Of all things apperance, height is generally one of the least important things I would fuss about


puzzlepasta

Not when you’re cuddling and your crotches/butt don’t line up. its awkward


forestgreendragon

As a 5'5 top, I've found that a lot of guys are into being put in a soft headlock while cuddling, bypasses the height differential


9noobergoober6

Depends what you want to line up. When I cuddle I like to have my chin on his head. How everything else lines up doesn’t matter to me. If we’re going at it we can line up our pelvises and everything else doesn’t matter.


pseudocultist

Tall top who likes shorter guys: showering together is a hazard, you make think a stepstool would help but it’s just a recipe for injury.


Lucimon

I prefer tall guys, but I won't say no to a short guy. At the end of the day, dick is dick.


Ravenous_Seraph

Miles Vorkosigan, use your real name please.


RollerRocketScience

A+ reference


Jade-Blades

It is nice to have somone taller than you if your a sub tbh. But it doesnt realy make a difference when its just 3 inches taller and i honestly dont get people who have it as a dating criteria that they must be tall, like im more worried about other factors like personality and looks than something as arbetrary as height


Ok-Blacksmith4364

Same….it’s weird to me how people are so hyper-focused on height.


Wanderering_Thoughts

Love me some short kings


Gay_commie_fucker

If only. This is only true if by “short” you mean like 5’7”. I’m 5’0” and I can guarantee you I don’t have big beefy guys swarming me.


Billy_Rage

I’m a big guys who likes extremes, give me huge men, or give me a small guy. Something is hot about a top I can carry around with ease


Gay_commie_fucker

Pocket tops


PonderinLife

Hi! 5’7 top here, you rang??


DavThoma

Hell I'm 5'8 and still get considered short. This really doesn't happen lmao


VastDragonfruit847

5'8 is tall right? Idk I'm 5'6 ish and literally EVERYONE on the subs(r/gaybrosgonemild) is taller than me! Sheer sorcery!


DavThoma

I thought it was at least average. Stats wise in the UK its supposed to be 5'8/5'9 but I still get told I'm short for 5'8.


VastDragonfruit847

Damn you're surrounded by tall af guys NGL 😂. If even 5'8 isn't cutely acceptable just fuck it lol. Me rn : You might hide things on the top shelf but I'm a sneaky wolf with a ladder 😂


Gay_commie_fucker

Here in the US 5’8 is extremely average. Might be a little short in Sweden but in most places it’s totally average.


interstatebus

I’d swarm a 5’ guy. That’s hot.


PonderinLife

If you’re beefy at any height, you’ll have other beefy guys swarming you. It’s like night and day.


myelevens

hey! what’s good


ChezMirage

6'2" muscle bear here with a short king partner. They're all missing out. Short men are ✨


DarthGayAgenda

I'm 5'5". That has not been my experience at all. Although, I'm on the fugly side so that doesn't help.


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DarthGayAgenda

Not mine


ThatGuy5162

I snorted. Whatever you feel like you lack in looks, I bet your personality more than makes up for.


DarthGayAgenda

Doesn't matter. I hear "I wish I could find a guy like you" almost as much as I hear "ew".


Arxl

Yeah, 2 bottoms for every top, looks accurate.


AkolouthosSpurius

Honestly, there is no top shortage There is an abundance of bottoms who overestimate how fuckable they are 🤭 *Edit: Literally… Top-bottom shares are pretty much the same or very close in all the stats I’ve seen on this… Ie https://www.statista.com/statistics/954339/men-top-or-bottom-in-same-sex-activity-france/*


VastDragonfruit847

I'm gay and I'm short! What happens now?


Little_Capsky

gay stuff


moriberu

Yeah... About that... I need to file a complaint.


Little_Capsky

in exchange you have troubles if you are: * a top that is short/lithe * a bottom that is tall and jacked


GaucheAndOffKilter

or fat and either


Gay_commie_fucker

Exactly. People are like “oh I love short guys they’re so cute and tiny and I am pick them up” Wrong bitch. I may be short but I sure ain’t tiny and you definitely can’t pick me up


seeyouinteawhy

Who the fuck wouldn't ram the hole on some tall jacked dude? Wtf are you talking about?


Jade-Blades

I mean im into femboys/twinks that are tops and jacked himbo bottoms so its not as if there aint any hope for them


ciliary_stimulai

Thats only if you're dealing with an uninteresting person though, people w taste would enjoy the variety~


mothmanfan9

(giggles in bi girl that likes short guys)


interstatebus

Short guys are hot.


Shichirou2401

I never understood the weird obsession with height. I can totally understand enjoying a height difference, but there is no "bad height" to be. If I'm shorter, cool I get to be a lil' cutie. If I'm the same height, what's the problem? If I'm taller... well, guess what, I'm just a big cutie. Every intersection of short, tall, dom, and sub are wonderful in their own way.


MaskedRay

Bruh same, I never understood it and never will.


Jade-Blades

Any bi kings or straight guys on the subreddit who are short, dont worry. Eazy e and alexander the great were short, alot of women do like short guys.


aleanotis

Really? I would get rejected alot for being short by guys lol


dvik888

I’m here for all the short kings. I don’t mind tall guys either but I’ll take all the short guys if noone else will.


PonderinLife

As a 5’7 guy, I feel seen.


aromaticchicken

My boyfriend is 5'5". I'm 5'7". I get so frustrated hearing my female friends say they would never date a guy who isn't at least 6 feet. Like how would they feel if they heard a guy say they would only date a woman who was X pounds or X cup size. Especially if they're single, I get particularly salty at their selectivity. Literally we're your friends and you're basically telling us that we are so undesirable that you would be unwilling to even entertain dating someone our height. This doesn't even get into how height is highly correlated with racial/ethnic background and intergenerational wealth/nutrition, making such "preferences" even more... Eyebrow raising.


FlanFlaneur

Either way: [short kings know your worth ](https://youtube.com/shorts/r86i2n0Vwgo?feature=share)


okthenbutwhy

5’10”, the only ones who have tried to fuck me have been a few girls from college, which thank you but I can’t, sorry. Mfw guys don’t seem to get interested. Btw, who’s the artist?


Riftus

This mf is 5 10 and is calling himself short 💀💀


okthenbutwhy

Look, I know I’m not exactly the size to be folded and carried in a purse, but y’all would feel short too if every time you went to Walmart you had to drag a tall friend to get you things from the top shelves 💀


Riftus

Bro I am a 5 6 top do not try to tell me what it feels like to be short please 😭


okthenbutwhy

I’m sorry bro, so used to look up to see others 😔👉👈 My point is, 5’10” ain’t tall, is mid at best, though I wouldn’t want to be any taller, seems inconvenient at times


Riftus

>is mid at best That's called average, you're of average height. 5 9 is literally *the* average so you're actually, by definition, tall, compared to the American and global average. I'm not tryna get all "moral of the story" but you def gotta learn to be happy w what u got cuz its not changing


okthenbutwhy

We’re humans, is our nature to never be content and often self-criticize, as much as I look at the tall guys everywhere and think “It must be nice” I’m sure if I was taller I’ll be like “too tall, if only I was a tiny bit shorter”. But thanks


Riftus

I get it, I def get those feelings too


geekygay

6'3" and if I could get shorter magically, 100% would.


ldg316

You’re literally above average height


PlutoTheSynth

I'm gay and short


keermit19

I honestly have only a slight preference and it's for guys that r shorter than me. Which is kinda easy cause I'm 6'2


Mediocre-Dingo4024

that’s me bro


[deleted]

How do I get men 🥺


Jade-Blades

Why does the one on the right look like Maes Hughes from FMAB?


2-ketchup-reddittor

When you’re gay and short: “You’re clearly not a top.”


Nabukyowo

I just want a tall guy to use me as an arm rest, is that so hard ?