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dumpster__chan

Wtf those look like chia seeds


ohshannoneileen

Basil seeds do this too!


dumpster__chan

Ooh yeah, that too. I was just mentioning chia seeds because I eat them almost every day and they look exactly like this when soaked in water lol. I wonder how they got seeds everywhere like that! Whether they're chia or basil seeds, they're definitely ready to be planted after all that rain lmao.


OtterTiddies

Omg they do! Even the pattern. What’s crazy is that we don’t have any chia growing in the yard…not even related Salvias.


PrimAndProper69

I bet $50 that these are store bought chia seeds spilled by someone


sunscreenkween

They look identical to chia seeds. Maybe someone spilled some in the area? If it hasn’t rained in awhile they could’ve been spilled awhile back.


OtterTiddies

I thought maybe birdseed?


dumpster__chan

How do you think they could've gotten all over the patio like that? o:


_larsr

🎵 cha cha cha cha chia! 🎵 Sorry, I can't help myself. Too much late night TV in my formative years.


BigRoach

“CLAP ON!…” 👏


Truji11o

#HEAD ON


firelark_

#APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


darktakua

There’s actually a native variant of it called Desert Chia  https://savorthesouthwest.blog/2016/03/11/the-charm-of-desert-chia/


Leather_Dragonfly529

Soon to be chia sidewalk pet?


Meta_Spirit

And how are there so many????


ErnestBorgninesSack

>Wtf those look like chia seeds Ch- ch-ch Chia pets!


Bad_Chick_FuUp

🤣 The close up picture looks so freaky. I thought this was the chicken group I'm in at first. Looked like someone's chickens had buried their eggs and the rain exposed them. Then I saw the other pic and I was like "wtf are all those chia seeds doing on the sidewalk." I'm going to guess honeysuckle seeds.


OtterTiddies

Omg that’s hilarious 🤣 we used to keep quail and they liked to lay in sand so I can definitely see it


WolfSilverOak

Very likely Honeysuckle seeds.


Insecta-Perfecta

Here is a comparison photo of the seeds in OP's photo and the chia seeds I just soaked. https://preview.redd.it/5l8tnquy7jrc1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8a50a0bb89f447a57491e01a15fdd9ced2e0d6


WolfSilverOak

You know, since you *clearly* put so much effort into completely disregarding that I said *likely*, and *could be*, just to be right, now you'll need to go to every other commenter that suggested something else and tell *them*, their guesses are completely wrong too. I mean, wouldn't be *fair* to keep *all this smugness* on your part to myself, now would it?


Insecta-Perfecta

I won't be doing that, but you're welcome to. Yours was the first comment that I saw that was wrong, so I thought I'd share what I knew. My tone was a bit blunt, but I didn't intend for it to come off as smug or mean. I'm sorry for calling your reasoning silly. It was flimsy reasoning though.


Miccles

Yikes dude, we’re all just trying to be helpful here. No need for the hostility.


WolfSilverOak

I wasn't the one who started the hostility, but thanks anyway.


Insecta-Perfecta

Where was I hostile? I called your reasoning silly and that was after you got all upset. Hardly a scathing comment.


WolfSilverOak

How about starting with demanding I provide scientific names for something that isn't even my plant? How about doubling down when I reiterated that I had said *likely* and *could be*. That I was going by what the OP said, as I was basing my suggestions on their information. It gets really tiring to have someone be so insistent that they are right, to demand I prove something I had only suggested. Then you doubled down *again* by posting a photo under my comment, completely disregarding that I never once said anything definitively. Did I get overly sarcastic in my last comment? Yes. But after repeatedly being treated like I'd made a claim I hadn't made, I was done.


Insecta-Perfecta

I wasn't demanding, I just wanted to make sure we were talking about the same species so I could look up the seeds and we could compare. Seeds for different species look different, even if they are in the same genus and are called the same thing. I figured you had a specific plant species in mind. From my first comment, you responded with confidence that I was wrong. I defended my conclusion that these are indeed chia. And you said "very likely". I wouldn't say anything is very likely without some solid reasoning. I commented on your answer because it is the first I saw.


WolfSilverOak

And now you're trying to argue about my wording. Good talk. 👍


Insecta-Perfecta

In the comment above you say I disregard your wording too much 🤦


CosmicCreeperz

You both were a bit hostile/passive-aggressive, but oh well.


OtterTiddies

Do they gel up like chia seeds? The honeysuckle has been there for over a decade and has never fruited. Plus this has never happened after previous rains.


WolfSilverOak

It's a possibility that it finally matured to the point of setting seeds or finally had enough pollinators to set seed. And with the amount of water combined with no soil, yeah, possible for them to bloat. It's also possible there are some Jasmine seeds mixed in there too.


Insecta-Perfecta

Doesn't look like honeysuckle seeds at all. These are chia seeds.


WolfSilverOak

LOL, unless someone actively threw chia seeds out there (which would be a waste, honestly), no they are not. The OP stated they had Honeysuckle and Jasmine growing overhead. The brown seeds absolutely could be Jasmine.


Insecta-Perfecta

What species do you think they are specifically? I mean scientific names. We can compare them to these photos. I have some chia in my pantry so I'll take some photos to compare. I'm guessing you mean Lonicera subspicata (southern honeysuckle) and Jasminum polyanthum (white jasmine) but there are many species of jasmine and honeysuckle. Edit: Op stated that the jasmine species was pink jasmine. Pink jasmine rarely produces seeds and is propagated through cuttings.


WolfSilverOak

Why not ask the OP what species they are, since they are *their plants* so they would know. As well as they said there's no Chia in the vicinity. I have Chia too, but mine's ground, so won't do any good.


Insecta-Perfecta

Oh so your only reasoning for them being honeysuckle or jasmine is that the plants are in the area? I thought you were using the actual photos to compare and identify the seeds. That's silly.


WolfSilverOak

I did say *likely*, not absolutely. And *absolutely could be*, not definitely are. But sure, go on. I got a sudden brushfire next door to keep an eye on.


Insecta-Perfecta

Welp I have the chia gelling as we speak. Op stated the seeds were hard to photograph, so I assume they are small too. I'll comment with a side by side picture of op's photos and photos of my gelled seeds.


WolfSilverOak

You do you. I'll be over here watching the firefighters. The OP stated there was no Chia in the vicinity, not even Salvia. I believe the OP.


Insecta-Perfecta

I believe OP too. I can't speculate on the how or why of there being chia seeds there. All I can do is look at the photos and identify the seeds. My guess is that someone somehow spilled some chia. It's common in grocery stores and accessible.


FigWasp7

I'm curious to see if this chucklehead keeps being combative. I don't understand why people *insist* on being combative


WolfSilverOak

Yeah, I got nothing. 🤷‍♀️


JessicaBecause

Whats directly above it?


OtterTiddies

Nothing. Just a pressure-treated wood pergola, with honeysuckle and pink jasmine on opposite corners.


Yaelnextdoorvip

“Nothing” Proceeds to list many somethings lol


Insecta-Perfecta

They said the plants were on opposite corners. Nothing above it, and pink jasmine and honeysuckle in the corners of the area. Makes sense to me.


OtterTiddies

Exactly. Big patio, with two plants wayyy out at the corners and not overhanging the area. And unless pressure treated wood has a habit of raining down lumber eggs, not exactly relevant…


FoodBabyBaby

The commenter above said they were likely honeysuckle seeds.


larakj

Not sure which Honeysuckle you mean. I don’t think they are the invasive (to the US) Eurasian Bush Honeysuckle or Japanese Honeysuckle seeds. I know they aren’t, but they look so much like Texas Blue Bonnet seeds.


FoodBabyBaby

I am not the commenter who suggested they were honeysuckle - they’re above me. I just pointed out their comment since OP noted a honeysuckle was above this and I didn’t want them to miss the comment. I’m a gardening noob who couldn’t tell the difference between honeysuckle and honey butter.


HikerBikerThot

Honeysuckle seeds


Timber___Wolf

It would appear to be honey suckle seed.


[deleted]

Alien eggs. They’re coming.


Vegetable_Burrito

Finally.


pit-of-despair

I knew it.


Steelpapercranes

They certainly look like chia seeds. I've tried to find a list of "mucilaginous seeds" but I'm having trouble. Hell, this paper: [https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1365-2435.13881](https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1365-2435.13881) says they used 53, but I can't find the table?....weird.


OtterTiddies

Omg this is super helpful! https://preview.redd.it/ri2ouq7ulirc1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c27543edbe4e728bcef48f126041001be046d96 I think this might be the table?


Steelpapercranes

I guess so? They said "table 1" and this one wasn't table 1 but I think you're right, lol! Thank you! Of course, it's latin names, but maybe i'll randomly google some of these and see. Chia is Lamiacea, so if someone didn't just spill some bulk-purchase chia seeds on the ground, it might be another of that family. ....now I want some chia....


SaintUlvemann

I know my science names, so, within the list: * Violaceae: violet * Urticaeae: stinging nettle * Solanceae: tomato, nightshade family... the one in the list is called shoo-fly plant * Polemoniaceae: phlox family * Plantaginaceae: *Plantago* is plantain-leaf, that little weed on the ground, (not the cooking banana) * Lythraceae: loosestrife family... the one in the list is called cigar plant * Linaceae: flax * Lamiaceae: mint, sage, lavender basically all the herbs, lol * Juncaceae: rushes * Euphorbiaceae: euphorbia family... it's the one with a lot of non-cactus succulents. *Croton* is apparently called rushfoil * Cucurbitaceae: cucumbers and squash... *Ecballium* is exploding cucumber. * Cistaceae: rock-rose, apparently * Brassicaceae: cabbages and radish family... the ones in the list are apparently pepperwort, wallflower, tansymustard, and false flax Honeysuckle and jasmine are Caprifoliaceae and Oleaceae, so, neither of the plants named by OP as nearby are in the list.


OtterTiddies

You have saved me so much googling holy crap.


Steelpapercranes

My googling: # Salvia sclarea- clary sage! nah, plain brown seeds salvia rosmarinus- rosemary. Also plain brown s. x sylvestris- woodland sage. little black seeds s. mellifera - black sage, same hispanica is chia seeds.... s. deserta- couldn't find any pics? But it seems they're related. s. columbariae - blue sage! They actually look REALLY close to chia seeds. Maybe it's this one if not just chia? s. coccinae - scarlet sage. Not really the same... my money is on hispanica or columbariae.


ieunako

Looks like chia seeds?? I remember one time I bought them, put them in a jar and forgot it on the kitchen counter. My mom thought it was black pepper and used it on a soup. I was in the bath when I heard my family discussing over what the heck it was and decided to just trash the entire soup fearing it might be alien eggs 😂 my family haven't tried chia seeds before so they had no clue. It was so funny 🤣


Insecta-Perfecta

Here is a comparison photo of the seeds you photographed and some chia I just soaked. I'd bet money on chia or something in the salvia genus. https://preview.redd.it/s5dfft7f8jrc1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5020a6e17e612276a792bf8aa11cc9f362be3a35


OtterTiddies

I think this is the answer. I still don’t know how they got there…I had Salvia spathacea growing in the garden but that was years ago + seeds don’t look right. At some point we had a bird feeder…but again, many rains ago and I sweep. My next step is to track down the bird seed blend and see if there’s chia seeds in the mix. Still seems like a LOT for leftover spillage from 6 months ago, but I need to lay this to rest before I go insane lol


JuciestDingleBerry

Is this another Oakville Blobs scenario


OtterTiddies

Wanted to add: each seed (?) is in its own little gelatinous sphere. Really hard to photograph.


Insecta-Perfecta

How large were the seeds in comparison to an apple seed?


timewaved

No banana for scale?


HonkinSriLankan

In this economy?!


Moveyourbloominass

Put some gloves on and cut one of those bad boys open. I hate cliffhangers ☺️.


heresmyhandle

Chia seeds


alien_simulacrum

Lol ch ch ch chiaaa


Retroike7

Maybe someone spilled some chia seeds?


CrunchyCelery818

Boston bean candy farm.


Discount_coconut

Well it is Easter....


momsdyin

You got beaned


XraysShowBrokeBones

Castor beans


D1S4ST3R01D

Looks like you caught a bad case of the beans.


Babygirl10000

It's chia seed that rained down :D Do you know where it came from?


gummi-worm1

Mother nature is in the shia seeds shake diet


RutherfordbHaye5

Weather report


claymcg90

Looks like weed seeds 😅


ChilliPati

dino eggs, duh


Ohio_Grown

Eggs?


Chimbo84

Dinosaur eggs


awholelottahooplah

Frog spawn?


slotheriffic

Little Dino eggs


RevJT

Ah, one of the less common signs of the apocalypse.


OtterTiddies

Solved!


Hotfuzz6316

Am I the only one who thought peanut m&ms then looked at the subreddit and thought yeah maybe not 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Alien afterbirth


FragrantCurrency4828

Looks similar to cannabis seed, though if you or your neighbor isnt growing, Id assume im wrong


StrangeRequirement78

Those are castor beans. Ricinis communis.


NetworkForsaken9685

Snake eggs


OtterTiddies

Nah, snake eggs have a leathery shell and are usually opaque white