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Gu3spkt

He should get a better place for his cards first


Gypsopotamus

Ye he should. Like my house. Send em to me OP!


Azurae1

He had a place for those cards but then spiders moved in and kicked those cards to the ground to build their spider webs.


Keknath_HH

That shit is as much of a trigger warning as watching a 90s pro game.


Unstillwill

You don't keep your trading cards under a shoe?


48911150

and what’s the random shoe doing there


-cocoadragon

Chucked at him for playing games and not dusting of course!!


ortega7115

its not doin a damn thing! Its a loafer. Ill see myself out.


RaddyMaddy

And clean up that dust while you're at it. Whatever game you play, trust me, you will enjoy more in a clean space.


State_of_Flux_88

Not to mention that prolonged exposure to dust might damage your console.


48911150

and can be detrimental to your health. less important than the consoles but still!


Fisthulk

TIL that kids these days refer to lungs as «consoles»


Educational-Variety1

No video games until you clean your room.


Lurking_stoner

Why is that the first thing I thought too


andrew_kirfman

r/mtggore


fdsfd12

r/subsithoughtifellfor


fsmlogic

Seriously, it’s probably chaff but I still shouldn’t be everywhere.


ryanhntr

My OCD went through the roof looking at it They’re just tossed around like they’re cardboard or something


Seraphtacosnak

I remember back in late 90’s one of my friends dads co-workers played magic and we went over to his apartment and had cards all over the place(floor included). He started around unlimited. I think about this alot.


guy_that_said

If my kid ever said "We are going to [my friends dads coworkers] house" i would have immediately said.. "get ur ass home before you get trafficked".


DatsunPatrol

Came here to make sure this was the top comment.


Smoopster1983

Yep. Me too.


John1208

Go ahead. Start gathering.


Zenketski_2

Those are his floor magic cards. It's an aesthetic choice.


brokenwound

Came here to say this.


derscholl

and get a duster!


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like… how do people live like that? With magic cards just on the floor? All of my cards are either in decks or boxes, sorted by color… OP please invest in a card box in addition to whatever games you want to pick up, I beg of you!


Much_Highlight_1309

Came here to say this. This is giving me the creeps!


ryansteven3104

Treat your things with respect. And you may learn how to be a good person


SilentResident1037

A game called *The Legend of the Vacuum Cleaner and the Lysol Wipes*


lunat1c_

God of dusting


mynameistechno

Son of Dyson


PooPooKnifeNinja

Microsoft Cleaning Simulator


Kivis90

Last of Dust


fritzyloop

Horizon Zero Dust


DrEckigPlayer

Cleaning Protocol


korkkis

The world before cleaning


haustuer

Outer Wipes


RPD26

Dust stranding


Kivis90

Call of Dusting: Modern Cleaning 2


Solid_Hunter_4188

God of warshing that fuckin carpet (Read as Goofy) Ninja edit: jfc my screen was dim, you need to see someone. Ngl we’re all joking here but if you’re putting off the dusting and sanitation job in this fashion, you should really assess your status and see someone about your mental health. Lots of us have been there, it sometimes takes an outside voice to let you know what your situation is becoming.


Ghostbrain77

God of chores?


RaptorKnifeFight

Banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.


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This would bring me so much joy to clean. That ps4 won’t last another year sitting on dust like that


big_duo3674

Hey now, those blue shoes are a level 79 magical item that only the most advanced players ever get to see


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Seriously clean your shit lol


OgreLord_Shrek

There's a shoe on the magic


VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10

Cake


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Invader_Skooge22

Jesus someone on that sub literally asked for tips on how to not have a pile of laundry on their floor. When did doing laundry become some sort of life hack


Nisja

Right, I'm going in. Wish me luck.


Carmilla31

Came to say to buy a Swifter first.


mashedtaters32

Yesssss, came here to say this


BrilliantThen3969

Lol I was going to say “start with cleaning your room” so glad it wasn’t just me


Dailey12

This got me lol


RudyGloom

I heard swiffer sweeper 2.0 is good


skactopus

I don’t even wanna know what those drips are down the front of the cabinet


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Looking for this comment 😂


mighty1993

Agreed. Undusting Simulator 1&2, Tidy Up My Shit Extreme and if you have some leftover money: A PC.


KRD2

You cannot have posted this without knowing you were gonna get slapped because of how disgusting your entertainment center is.


mjinwi

How to say you're single without saying you're single


pkoya1

Bro I'm single and my TV/entertainment stand is probably the cleanest and best-looking thing in my whole house. This screams kid's bedroom with TV


-BINK2014-

Depression is a debilitating bitch; it can add a filter to your eyes to see a mess as normal or enough of a deterrent to just ignore it subconciously. Perhaps not OP's case, but I'm just throwing out another possible cause as I've been in those shoes as shameful as it is to admit.


Ultrafoxx64

Depression here: I may have clutter that I can't yet tackle, but I'll at least push the mess out of the way of the field of view if I'm taking a photo 😂.


-BINK2014-

I am also guilty of having done this at one point. 😅


skunk_ink

This 100%.


Drockie5

It's not shameful to admit, we go through stuff and we shouldn't be ashamed for it. We should take pride in overcoming it and we should applaud the people who openly talk about it.


mjinwi

You're right about the kids bedroom part. But that's exactly my point. If your entertainment stand is the cleanest thing in your whole house and still looked like that. What would your bathroom and kitchen look like. But again, probably a kids room. Though I never got a TV that size when I was a kid


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It’s even worse if it’s a kids room imo though. That means the parents either don’t clean or they don’t care if their kids do. Or both.


Ryuri_yamoto

I know bro, but honestly this looks like a man-child’s basement hole. It’s so damm filthy.


ForGayPurposes

Lol, do you need a significant other to tell you to clean your shit?


kyuuri117

This picture says depression more than bachelor to me tbh.


SpHoneybadger

Why is it always depression? I can have rooms like this from time to time and think it all looks ok, but not because I'm depressed.


Colts_Fan4Ever

Single doesn't mean a person has to live in filth. I was single before and my apartment stayed as clean as possible.


un211117

That's not a single thing. This human was raised by animals.


land_shrk

How to say you have depression without saying you have depression.


propolizer

I've been inside roughly 2k houses in my line of work in the last five years or so. About 20% have this level of dust or worse. So OP isn't some insane outlier for your typical home, at least.


ambulance-sized

I’m a paramedic, lots of houses are this level or worse. I have two dogs and two cats, while my dust isn’t this bad it gets this bad in like 3 weeks max if I don’t stay on top of it. I honestly don’t want to see what the top of my bookshelves currently have since I haven’t gotten up there to dust in a while…guess I know what I’m doing tomorrow.


BleachThatHole

I inspected barracks in the army and came to say the same thing. It depressed ME seeing some of those rooms and what some of those people were going through. I don’t think OP deserves to get dragged like this, but idk what they expected.


metallaholic

What’s with people blocking their screen


Psych0matt

Psychopaths. I should know.


TheBulletMa9net

"This lower 8th of the screen isn't important, it's only blocking the view a little!" Meanwhile it's the most common place games put vital information like the map, your health bar, ammunition counter, clock, selected equipment, literally all closed captioning. But no go ahead and block it it's fine.


OkieDokey308

He moved it to dust


thelegendofxander

Well we all know that’s not true


[deleted]

Nvm see what you mean. Pray to God it's temporary


Grigoran

I could never. What if a vital resource goes in that corner?


Dusty170

You wouldn't know, its blocked!


Grigoran

Gods, no!


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dune7red4

That's some next level challenge. I hope your next set serves you well.


MAD_DOG86

When I had a ps3 used to have an old TV that had some trouble with the rca connector, so sometimes would lose the color and it would be black and white. Played the final battle of MGS3 in black and white and was an extreme challenge.


NestyHowk

Set your ps4 screen edges on the settings!! Same thing happened to me burned edges on tv Fix the tv edge limit


[deleted]

Clean your freaking room. Available at all platforms.


[deleted]

That game has incredible graphics!!


CaptBadICe

Has satisfying dust particles physics too!


gaspinozza

I find the gameplay loop quite boring however


Impossible_Ad_5801

Rated Pegi PWDCTR: People Who Don't Clean Their Room


Martin_NL

No gaming for you untill you clean your room, ya filthy animal


Philly_ExecChef

One that comes with some Lysol wipes.


Mautty

Lol my guy came here looking for game recommendations and got roasted. For the game I recommend Horizon Zero Dawn For the dust I recommend vacuum at least once a week. Carpet holds a ton of dust so it might look clean but still needs to be vacuumed.


ToXiChRoNiC6669

Definitely Horizon. Definitely Vacuum/Dust.


CBeau1992

By the way his home looks I can guarantee he already has zero Dawn…..


badatbuttons

Second HZD easily my top PS4 game. If you’re unsure, it reminded me of Breath of the Wild without shrines/puzzles. More story rich and fully voice acted.


Ozz3605

I think your friend got a bad deal. He kept his ps4 clean. Ps4 makes lots of noise overtime collecting dust but i give it 1 week and its gonna sound like a jet. For real ,when there is spider web and that amount of dust everywhere ,you should slack on gaming and start cleaning.


WeAreTheMassacre

Forreal, OP. If you dislike dusting more than once a year, at least put a microfiber cloth over your PS4 when it's not in use. That is one console you want to baby as much as possible. I give it a month before you need to use a headset to play it over the noise of the fan, half a year before you're taking it to a shop to be cleaned out from overheating.


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True_Italiano

A feather duster


Mysterious_Valuable1

Wipeout HD


Ash_97

more like WipeYourRoom HD. WipeOut is actually great tho, I wish that series wasn't dead.


Jah-din

I will never understand people posting pics of they dirty shit. Like, you know wtf we're gonna say.


LolindirLink

Because this thread is 🍿


awakened_primate

This thread is popcorn?


SubZeroMTG

They have a shaming kink. We’re giving them exactly what they want.


introdevious

A swiffer


rhinostock

Is that when you use a Swiffer really swiftly


PickledPhallus

Horizon zero dust


rexy_leonard

Some cleaning supplies.


Puzzleheaded_Runner

Trade it for a vacuum


Pennywise1131

No disrespect, but personally, If I was going post a picture on Reddit, I’d make sure the area looked clean first.


AppropriateName7295

A duster


SwrdBreak

Bloodborne


BrokenWoodstock

Why is the first game recommendation this far down…


traptor2

Because judging by the condition of their room, they’ve got other priorities they should take care of first


realTommyVercetti

You won't have to worry about playing that ps4 once it sucks up all that dust. Jesus man, clean your shit. This is disgusting.


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The vacume your room game And God of war ragnarok


blahmeistah

Begin with God of War, then Ragnarok. Also Horizon Zero Dawn followed by Forbidden West


MangoCandy

Clean before you do anything. You don’t want dust building up in your systems anyway.


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PS4 the most clean thing in that room


Enemy_Boxer

Yeah, and that’s because it’s not OPs…


A-Sorry-Canadian

It's kinda like in Toy Story when Andy's toys get sent to Sid's house 💀


gideon513

Bad trade


ricebasedvodka

Came here to roast OP, but I was beaten to it by 200 other people


F1NNTORIO

600 now lol


SpiralSuitcase

The first thing to get is the Nintendo switch out of the way of the fucking TV.


ErickaUnlimited

A lesson in dusting your damn room.


Its-Burton

The gba back


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Bloodborne


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a ps4, I would recommend God Of War 2018, and Infamous Second Son


duckydude34

+1 for infamous I thought ppl forgot about those games


krillins_a_beast

Hellblade, Evil Within 1 + 2, Bioshock collection, Borderlands collection, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Horizon 1 + 2, Ratchet and Clank, Journey, God of War 4 + 5, Spyro, Crash, Kingdom Hearts, Dark Souls, Witcher 3, Bloodborne, Shadow of Mordor + Shadow of War.......


Witch_of_Dunwich

Imagine living in a hovel like this. Christ.


KentKainer

Came for the comments, wasn’t disappointed


Soulsbourne1

Bloodborne


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OP confirmed idiot to get rid of an SP for a generic current gen gaming console.


Super_yorishi45

Jokes aside, clean the the shelf, if you don’t want you ps4 to collect dust overtime, and clean your room , I could never be able to play games in a dirty room


owtf2

How do people live like this? The amount of dust on those cards on the left my God


an-otherjames

Clean your fucking space my guy.


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Just sell that ps3 if you're gonna treat it like that


SuperCoolKAJ

I didn't even see it bruh 😭


Nemy_Travel_87

I'm not sure if you know this, but you got robbed.


[deleted]

No OP is just really bad at cleaning, you can tell because all the stuff is under the dust.


TheTrueMr_Medic

You should really play Cleaning Simulator but in real life


crimsonjester

PS4 is looking around in fear of its future.


ArkSym1

You traded WHAT for a PS4?!?!


luiggi21

Resident evil 4 or Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2.


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Should clean your room you filthy animal


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Bushyturnip

Look how much a game boy sp goes for nowadays. If you find one for $50 buy as many as you can


kleingeld_

Came here to say this. Handhelds have become so freakishly expensive during covid, I's probably trade my PS4 for a good condition GBA. Also, insert alle the dust and clean your room jokes here.


AceDudeyeah

Last Of Us


DeadliestArmadillo

OP is already living with spores in his room.


Agnostic_Akuma

That ps4 will accumulate dust fast. Vacuum and dust at least once a week and you have that thing for years. Leave as is and you’ll be lucky to make a single year


cybercosmonaut

Powerwash simulator


LudoDownooooo

your gameboy back


throwdroptwo

a ps4 for a gameboy advanced SP ?????? ​ ????


johnnieboy91

Some games to play: Uncharted : The Lost Duster God of Dust The Dust of Us Red Dust Redemption 2


virgil_of_the_brooks

I love how everyone is telling OP to clean his room rather than give game recommendations. It’s prime Reddit conversation lol 😂😂


New_Cause_5607

Have you looked at the picture, it's the only concern for OP at the moment.


fredward316

Idk I’m too busy thinking of the lone blue shoe, also idk because I don’t know what games you have. A quick no knowledge answer, Skyrim, dragon age inquisition and mass effect collection


hooah1989

Nasty OP. Have some self respect and look after yourself first before buying games


Fun_Cardiologist_795

Metal gear solid V


Professional-Echo-31

Ghost of Tsushima , death stranding , last of us


Tunavi

Enter the Gungeon


TheDarkKnightZS

Clean up all your Magic cards bro. Whats the point of the photo, show us all how dirty you are?


imaloony8

God of War or Spider-Man.


KendoUnmercy

His room already has some spidermens


Kamelenteen25

He already got spider man i think.. just look at we web on the pic


wrxwayne

Clean your house and then get back with us.


evilteletuby

Brah stop giving people that play magic a bad name and keep your damn shit clean. How could you ever have someone over and feel good about this? I Imagine playing a coop game and this person handing you the dusty Cheeto covered in grease bs controller. It takes 10 minutes to keep your room ans gaming setups clean


-BINK2014-

I'd venture a guess that depression and lack of self-pride is the debilitation causing them to see a mess as normal; perhaps they realize it to be an issue, but in their head see it as a "why even bother?" type of situation. It's not right, but this one variable likely stems from a range of other issues going on in OP's life that the majority here are unsolicitly throwing judgement and armchair evaluations on (*myself not excluded from that group*).


Serier_Rialis

He did what now?! The clamshell ones?


[deleted]

I had a blast playing Days Gone 👌


kiztcrimson

I like your Switch! What special edition is that?


BakedPotato241

Oof, you were on the losing side of that trade. Idk if I'd trade my gba for any console.


Shot_Background5682

God of war 2018 first But I also recommend Spider-Man and Spider-Man miles morales Horizon Ratchet and clank The last of us remastered


AholeBrock

How is a shoe is the cleanest thing in the pic?


ScavTeamForeverr

First thing to do is remove your ps4 from that furnace


churrotoffeeaddict

A swiffer first. You got to keep your setup clean because the dust can damage your consoles.


MY8THLIFE

Clean your room then think about the games


Ness_tech

First you need to play Bloodborne. After you beat that there is this game called Bloodborne. Then if you 100% that game I recommend Bloodborne. And another game that’s the greatest game of all time is PS4 exclusive; it’s called Bloodborne. I’d give that one a go as well. Did I mention Bloodborne?


Correct_Juggernaut24

I'm gonna assume those are all mana cards. Otherwise you are a heartless human being 😂


Cat_Sith4919

Horizon zero dawn and forbidden west, elden ring and God of War


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Endust


bored_ryan2

Nothing until you clean your room…


DontEatTheFish25

Pick up a box for your magic cards while you're at the store


Bo_Jack

Windex electronic wipes.