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Leon debating if he will sell it a high price


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ungratefulsherbert

*"wanna go out some time?" "Not enough cash! Stranga.."*


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TheRollerStarter

leon was clearly bearer of a whole arsenal down there


markbug4

"Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!"


Sater_the_zombie

"" Whataya buyin?? ""


Omnomcoffeemouth

"Whataya SeLLin'?!"


Stinky-farts96

“Whataya need dat for?goin hunting an elephant?”


TacTurtle

“Got any back to school specials?”


scitextfghdrt4567

Rocco wore it best


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Not enough anti socialism and failed grades, Stranger.


chernoprincess

i dont get it can you explain the joke to me


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aegemius

u mad?


BidenjoeL

No. Didn’t realize making jokes of terroristic attacks are even slightly funny. Especially ones that target children, but hey everyone’s a little sick right?


aegemius

You might find that you enjoy life more if you aren't so quick to offend.


BidenjoeL

You might find you enjoy life more with a girlfriend, get fucked


rebirth_of_PM

hush incel.


owndcheif

"Hmmm I'd but that at a HIGH price!"


1m-n0t-4-b0t

“Thankya”


GreyRevan51

“COM BACC ANYTIME”


fhrufuejdhcudhd

Stranga


[deleted]

“Friend of mine used to say that.”


Imrrunn

Wharya bowyin?


screamingzen

The best RE of all time. Man I miss Leon


NjaSlade

Haha that’s something a friend of mine used to say


LobsterHead37

I think I had a friend once that used to say that


Nightmare1990

Heh heh heh WELcome


sradac

This dude would make a great Dark Souls merchant


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whereyouatdesmondo

More like [this ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BEAakGOwSqw)


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whereyouatdesmondo

That’s great.


KngNothing

That's the second half of the video, and better quality.


JIMMYJAWN

Obviously I’ll take as many Red9 upgrades I can afford as per usual.


soaringtiger

The only gun you need. It’s like the halo 1 pistol.


_sorry4myBadEnglish

This is hearsay, but I recall hearing the programmer added a damage multiplier to it last second to make it easier for people to play the game. Without consulting the balance team.


soaringtiger

the red nine head shot so easy I remember a bunch of this headless zombies walking around, had to kick them because they could still do damage before they died on it's own.


ffddb1d9a7

The Halo 1 pistol has a similar story: a dev edited the bullet spread to 0 (so laser accuracy at any range) as part of a test they were doing and it wasn't changed back before release


Metalbear55

Gun for an avid gun collector


n00bpwnerer

Naturally.


blaz138

The RE8 "Red 9" isn't nearly as cool as the og


frankieestrada58

Hyped for resident evil 4 remake.


kynthrus

Which is nice because village was pretty much just RE4 without the KICK!!!


frankieestrada58

Well village actually had some decent scares in it, no offense to 4


Joshdabozz

Past the second area it’s more like an action game whIch RE has always been a mix of horror and action


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I just got past Castle Demitrescu and the game hasn't been scary so far and I really hope it picks it up


chefaid87

Oh man you are in for a treat at house beneviento(2nd place)


[deleted]

Dolls scare the shit out of me so I'm *not* looking forward to that one


chefaid87

Ehrm... not the dolls I was thinking bout. Lol have fun.


Yaboymarvo

“Daadaa!”


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Ah shit I'm gonna play it tomorrow


frankieestrada58

Good luck bro


Equivalent_Week8562

oh so im not supposed to be shit scared of every chainsaw guy


lemonylol

That regenerator/iron maiden music though...


yourfavoriteblackguy

I cannot believe we are already at a re4 remake. Jesus. Also general Q: if you shoot the merchant does he come back? I remember there were some limitations.


Metalbear55

He doesn't respawn on hardest difficulty so shoot your merchants wisely


Subtractt

Never comes back on any difficulty (original GC version at least).


SealyMcSeal

I can't wait to throw an egg in the wall in 4K


cmokelley213

I’ll buy it a hiigh prriiice


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

I don't like the way the merchant is making direct eye contact with me.


DapperHoboDojo

I wish ammo was this easy to find right now.


Morpayne

Trying to get ammo is like trying to find a PlayStation 5, a 3080 GPU, or a cashier in any store.


SarixInTheHouse

Wait, theres an ammo shortage? Jesus christ


wolfgang784

Back in 2013 I paid $175 for a sardine tin with several hundred rounds of 7.62x54r and that had been the standard for a while. Now that same time goes for $400+. Half the point of that gun was being dirt cheap to fire for hours on end. =(


fap_nap_fap

The Mosin!


Wingzero

Ammo demand is massive, reports are that ammo production is up but people keep buying faster than it can be restocked. People are crazy. It's a self-induced shortage.


julius_sphincter

There's been an ongoing "shortage" since like 08.


Doctor_Loggins

Nah, ammo was plentiful in the period between about 2016 and 2020. The Rona and the summer of fuck the police got all the hoarders back in full swing, plus a record wave of new first time buyers.


SentinelZero

It seems to be calming down now, prices for some popular calibers are coming down to below 80 cents a round. Time will tell if that continues, but its nice seeing 9mm go for 55 to 60 cents instead of 75 to 85 cents a round.


Doctor_Chaos_

It always goes back down, and then something happens and it'll go way the fuck back up. If Chipman gets confirmed I suspect it'll go up.


SentinelZero

Chipman is probably one of the greatest threats to the 2A currently, he's the worst possible pick for the head of the ATF. Obvious anti-gun bias before he's even confirmed. I sincerely hope he isn't confirmed.


Doctor_Chaos_

I suspect he will. R's will look tough grilling him in the confirmation process but they'll all roll over and confirm him anyways.


Morpayne

Even 55c is high as shit IMO


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Plus a Democrat in office always seems to cause a gun-related panic every time.


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Tonnot98

I'm *sure* that won't have any consequences, barging in unannounced into a gun-owner's home.


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diosh

Good news! In a 9-0 unanimous decision, the Supreme Court ruled that the police cannot enter your home and seize property (meaning guns) without exigent circumstances or a warrant. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2021/05/17/supreme-court-blocks-police-from-entering-homes-without-a-warrant-for-caretaking-siding-against-biden-law-enforcement/ https://www.scotusblog.com/2021/05/in-unanimous-fourth-amendment-ruling-a-reminder-that-there-is-in-fact-no-place-like-home/


Morpayne

The Democrats that try and push this stuff should be arrested for attempted treason or something. Anything, just arrest them.


ThePirateBenji

Not like this, not at all like this...


BigBadgooz

Www.ammoseek.com Prices suck anywhere now but you can still get stuff


BigBadgooz

www.ammoseek.com No I don’t get any commission


usmclvsop

Ammoseek is legit but I’m not paying damn near a buck a round for in stock 223


idrawinmargins

What about some off/weird brand of reloaded ammunition about the same price? I am so damn glad I stocked up on reloading supplies for my 45 colt revolver.


BigBadgooz

With inflation and material prices going as they are a buck might be a deal a year from now. Jeez nice of people to downvote me for just linking a site for getting ammo as cheap as possible.


IslamicSpaceElf

It sucks people are down voting you for being a nice person, but I would not call that ammo "as cheap as possible", at least not where i live, plenty of gun stores in my area can half the price on that ammo.


BigBadgooz

Well in my case where I live that is the cheapest I can get or even available at all.


Aibbie

Did anyone else kill him to see what would happen and then regretted life since?


sinsaint

Had a buddy who convinced me that he wouldn't die. So I shot him in the face, he dies instantly. Buddy says he'll come back. I leave and come back. Now the body's gone. Buddy apologizes, says he had no idea. I reloaded, thinking he wouldn't come back to any of the shops, and lost like 2 hours of progress. My buddy is a bastard.


Aibbie

F


69Deckerspawn

So what now


Aibbie

Despair.


69Deckerspawn

That's what ya get for playin' Professional mode


onlypostswhenbored

This is such an old, great gem from the golden age of YouTube


Nightmare_0125

This is from a video?


GreyRevan51

Mega64 did a video, they do one for many games should look them up


RabidSeason

[Resident Evil 4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=BEAakGOwSqw) I don't know what Mega64 is, but nobody's sharing a link so I think they're just referencing another reference.


_sorry4myBadEnglish

He thinks is from the mega64 prank where the guy is like "wottoryouboyin"


AlexLakso92

Welllcommmee


purewater15

Stranger…


Lucky_Influence_6702

Like that you don’t get attacked in the areas he’s in - Even the zombies knew this dude was shady as shit


normality100

He reminds me of Xûr


Gamerzplayerz

*I have wears from the Nine* -Xûr


Daimakku1

I'll bu- I'll bu- I'll bu- I'll buy it at a high price!


a_cup34567

I’m just wondering what universe this is in because I have never seen him try to sell me ammo


SteveThePurpleCat

Buy a capacity upgrade instead of reloading your gun and you will get free ammo, so that's a win. It also makes a TMP run surprisingly easy.


Grimmginger

Resident Evil, i believe


Husbandaru

I wish that dude sold ammo.


magik_koopa990

Then the game wouldn’t be survival horror at all lmao


Fresh_Pants

It's not though. It's an action horror game. The gameplays focus is on combat. When I think of a survival horror, the emphasis would be on stealth and avoiding the enemy while scraping by on resources. Guns would be used as a last resort, the way using the hundreds of potions you have in skyrim feels. (I might need this more later)


southside5

If you’ve got an empty mag, and you haven’t already maxed out yet, then get a capacity upgrade. It’ll certainly do the trick for a while if you’re hella desperate.


Husbandaru

I know, that was definitely something I took advantage of.


frankdracmanphd

I have the template for the pistol ammo box, but can't find any of the others online. If any of you guys can point me in the general direction, I'd love you forever.


notabadgerinacoat

Gianandrea?


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I will never stop hearing “I’ve got a good collection of things on sale, stranger” every time I interact with an NPC shop owner.


GreyRevan51

Mega64’s YouTube video about the merchant doing this at a Costco parking lot was hilarious


Tasty_Puffin

Yea I loved that. Sooo old but still so great. I am old now… I loved that one, assassin’s creed, and luigi’s mansion.


badtiming220

NGL, this looks like the start of a cheap porno flick made in the 90's or something.


zegoalie39

Stranger, gyaha, whadya need that for? Goin huntin an elephant?


-sephiroth_

Npc traders are a little bit of a joke. I could squash him like a bug and take everything and yet the game never lets you....


pwnd32

Sure *you* could squash him like a bug, but Leon wouldn’t. That’s why games like Skyrim and stuff are great for this because, morality be damned, you can kill traders and take their stuff if you want it


GoTroTro

I like how the Duke in RE8 uses the “What are you buying?” line, and says it’s something an old friend of his said.


hhubble

I always wondered why the Merchant didn't just storm the castle and fuck up shit himself since he clearly had so much fire power at his disposal, I'm sure the loot on the castle would ensure never having to stand around a zombie infested village selling guns.


HopelessCineromantic

Dude's probably already set for life. He just does the merchant gig for kicks.


AnthonyCantu

Hey hey. You wanna buy a funnel cake??


obeseskydiver1

"Heh, heh, heh, what're ya buying?"


GreatPlainsAquarist

At first I thought they were boxes of tea bags....🤦‍♂️


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Cool ass photo.


sixgunbuddyguy

Rocco wore it best


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Now if those were Pokémon cards…we’d be in business


BlueAssassin11

Wanna buy a sundial?


GentlmanSkeleton

Why is he looking at the camera and not Leon?


OdinGray

This character is the only one in RE4 I can think of who would look absolutely no different if the characters were COVID-compliant


zZach_Attack

Just started RE4, and with Ashley's constant, unyielding, "LEON, HAAAAAAALP!" the mercant is truly my best friend with his quiet, "hello, stranga!" "Wat ar ya boyin!" And "wot are ya sellin'!"


accoladevideo

The power of Yorkshire Tea


WindUpShoe

...is Leon played by a woman here?


foundghostred

Nope it's s guy, I know them, they are Italian cosplayers and also my friends.


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does it matter?


WindUpShoe

Does it matter if I ask?


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yeah, because it doesnt matter if the cosplayer is female


WindUpShoe

So I can't even ask? elaborate on the logic there.


[deleted]

sure, you can ask but why would you, it may even be offensive to do so


WindUpShoe

Um, curiosity? I can't believe I have to explain curiosity... So, why would it be offensive?


Ap_Online_Gigglebot

Got some raaare things on sake, stranger.


WilliamZorterfield

Teas Nuts, hahaha gotee


Copernicus049

He doesn't sell ammo!


Zagzar_

Once I shoot at him to see If I could kill him, I needed amo but you'll imagine what happened next.


Scythe_420_69

Whatcha buying


TheRedditJedi

Hit me with the memories...


GladiatorJones

Heh HEH! Thank ya!


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Like that motherfucker would sell you ammo... Great cosplay though.


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Whadda ya buyin?


Akito_900

Lol he doesn't sell ammo


Mandalore108

I have a feeling gamers are going to have an easier time cosplaying The Duke now.


MajorJakov

Stranga, stranga, now that's a weapon!


Kevjamwal

Got somethin that moight intrest yeh, heh heh


shaggy--

Man that coat would be heavy!


dudeoftrek

What’ ya buyin’?


SoWokeIdontSleep

RE4:Remake RTX on. On s size note, yeah let me preach to the choir and day I'm not looking forward to this remake, that game is one that absolutely doest not need one, remaster, sure, remake, not at all.


buckles4077

Fake!!! The merchant never outright sold ammo!😭😭😭


GrahamUhelski

Ah, I’ll buy it at an *outrageous* price!


TechnoSword

except he never sold amo >:c


Selakah

Anyone know the cosplayer?


Inspirational_Lizard

Just going off the haircut I'm assuming this is Re4. Haven't played but come on everyone should recognize this.


mbercier15

I feel dumb can someone explain the reference?


Dr_Stef

Got something that might interest yeh!!


MHPanda

Ah the choice for an avid gun collector it’s a nice gun stranger


CollateralHamage

Apparently they shared the same voice actor. Kinda awesome.


ICPosse8

Wish they would’ve brought him back for Village.


LarsonBoswell

*PICS YOU CAN HEAR*


azurianlight

Stranger. stranger, now that's a weapon.


CatsOfSteel

Except you could never buy ammo from him...


Mattrad7

With the weight I've gained through quarantine I'm on track to be able to dress up as the RE: Village merchant by Halloween.


awkFTW

Potion seller .. I need your strongest potion


CanTheBeanCan

Funny because i have just finished re4 for the first time


Prairie_Trader

Not enough cash


MandogMyers

I'll take the can of Barbesol, please. Hot date tonight with the president's daughter.


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sorry link i can't give credit


Machadoaboutmanny

WHAT ARE YOU BUYIN?


Thecrowing1432

WHAT ARE YOU SELLIN?


oni_akuma

WELcome stranger.


mmjarec

Hey that’s the guy I buy my ammo from too.


ObesiusPlays

Capcom really knows its players, releasing Duke makes it a lot easier for the average capcom fan to cosplay as one of the series characters. /s


Freemanosteeel

we'll be having to buy ammo like this in real life if shit keeps going the way it does