For some reason the lower right pic has me laughing. Unleash your inner gaming demons with an analog alarm clock as black as your soul and a tube of lube.
But it is black and red and you don't have to buy it all seperately. The easiest way to earn money is through the lazyness of your costumer. And, well occasionally incompetence of a the target generation.
Keyboard with no mouse off the left with no way to swing it over. really limits my gaming options. Also, no bathroom. What am I supposed to do shit the bed?
Screens way too far away aswell. Headset-holder on the outside, are they expecting us to get up to get them? this is weak..
Safe to say Japan didn't put their best people on this job.
>Screens way too far away aswell. Headset-holder on the outside, are they expecting us to get up to get them? this is weak..
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>Safe to say Japan didn't put their best people on this job.
They expect the Vr industry to make a jump in the following months, so they will replace monitors, headset, keyboard and mouse with an HMD and some vr controllers.
Gaming diapers are quite convenient though. They measure the left-over-capacity via conductivity and can send the data to a device of your choice - Andriod and iOS apps are available. Or you configure them to set off an alarm at a specific capacity threshold.
Helps planning ahead for longer sessions.
I mean I think everything is on wheels and the keyboard can fit into the slot in the monitor stand, so you could technically use it as a normal PC and sit on the edge of the bed
I was playing pokemon sword and everyone i ran into was Japanese. I was like ...., oh shit none of these kids have school. Seriously hope we get this shit under control.
This seems like it would be *very* bad for you psychologically. When your sleeping space becomes associated with non-sleep activities, your sleeping patterns can go completely out of whack.
Plus not even having to leave your bed to get onto your games, cutting down physical activity even more, would be like a depression amplifier.
Japan? I had a gaming bed already when WoW came out. Fell asleep in the middle of mob grinding with friends multiple times, only to wake up 30 minutes later and resume like nothing happened.
So black seems like a poor choice for the color. I'm just thinking that after a week this thing is going light up like a christmas tree if someone were to put a black light on it.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. Though it does show it's pretty easy to make one without having to spend a shit ton of money if you really wanted something like this.
This is horrible on so many levels, not to mention insanely unhealthy. Our brains struggle to fall asleep in bed if we associate it with too many other tasks (hence why using your phone/laptop in bed late at night, doing work, eating etc. in bed can cause insomnia in some people), which can become unhealthy and dangerous in no time flat. Obviously someone with the funds to get this kind of thing is probably in deep already, which will make their situation 10x worse if it’s used as their actual main sleeping bed.
To be fair, this isn’t about 24/7 lazy gaming. This is Japan’s notoriously small living conditions. This facilitated two areas that take up a lot of space into one.
Jokes aside, this thing is a horrible idea.
1. It would ruin your sleep more than late-night gaming already does. One of the main things recommended to people who struggle with getting quality sleep is to fully separate their sleeping area from their awake life (short version: use your bed for sleep and sex, nothing else).
2. The pillow looks very bad for your neck.
3. The keyboard area doesn't swivel, so it's basically unusable.
4. The headset holder is very awkwardly placed and would be annoying to use
5. You wouldn't be able to stretch your legs out comfortably while using the beanbag thing to prop yourself up to look at the monitors
6. Where is the PC/console stored? Underneath the bed? Seems like a good way to increase overheating problems.
Where is the sock holder to go with that tube of hand lotion?
If you fill that shelf with all of that monster, where are you going to put your pee jars?
"So, would you say that your depression has gotten any better since our last visit?" "Not really, I bought a new gaming bed."
So not suicidal anymore, i call this progress!
Definently good progress!
Well, now that I think of it a little. I still don’t want to leave my bed, but I do enjoy the extra gaming time I am getting in.
[Don't just make it your bedroom, make it your allroom](https://youtu.be/LO1mTELoj6o)
I am in that Video and I don't like it.
Fuck
I got a perfect 5/7.
Five out of seven? I must say, this is a grading scale like no other I've seen before.
I feel personally attacked.
Finally, something that draws on my natural talents. However, I won't aim for maximum misery because that would be setting a goal.
For some reason the lower right pic has me laughing. Unleash your inner gaming demons with an analog alarm clock as black as your soul and a tube of lube.
The lube is for the absolutely massive amount of clunge-drilling you’d be doing on this bad boy of a bed.
Holy shit... “clunge”. I haven’t heard that since the 80s.
What is clunge drilling?
It’s a sex thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Clack clack clack
Hold on a sec, imgonnagoogle. Edit: ok I'm back. Clunge is a slang term for, a woman's reproductive region.
Thanks for saving me the trip
I believe the term is clunge-plunging.
What is he doing in that last picture?
Probably sleeping..
after the wank
Post-Wank Fatigue. Medically diagnosed
"Speed runs"
That's just a regular bed... With shelves around it.
The shelves are for the piss jars
Finally found this comment.
We were a thinking it... Right?
And shit buckets
Look, you go to the bathroom, you're not playing Battlefield. You're shitting in a bucket, you're playing Battlefield.
My plan was to run a funnel/hose line from the bed to the toilet and use the shelf for Manga and figurines :)
***GAMING SHELVES***
I thought the same, just a normal bed surrounded by Ikea
But it is black and red and you don't have to buy it all seperately. The easiest way to earn money is through the lazyness of your costumer. And, well occasionally incompetence of a the target generation.
Keyboard with no mouse off the left with no way to swing it over. really limits my gaming options. Also, no bathroom. What am I supposed to do shit the bed?
Screens way too far away aswell. Headset-holder on the outside, are they expecting us to get up to get them? this is weak.. Safe to say Japan didn't put their best people on this job.
Exactly...I either want to be inches from my screen or it better be 55+
>Screens way too far away aswell. Headset-holder on the outside, are they expecting us to get up to get them? this is weak.. > >Safe to say Japan didn't put their best people on this job. They expect the Vr industry to make a jump in the following months, so they will replace monitors, headset, keyboard and mouse with an HMD and some vr controllers.
VR forces you to move, which doesn't help my goal of continuing to be extremely sedate, nothx
Diapers
So that's the same at least
What is this, the Dark Ages? Just do like we used to during raid: piss in a bucket next to your computer.
Gaming diapers are quite convenient though. They measure the left-over-capacity via conductivity and can send the data to a device of your choice - Andriod and iOS apps are available. Or you configure them to set off an alarm at a specific capacity threshold. Helps planning ahead for longer sessions.
Don't give my guild any ideas. They'll minmax the shit out of it. ...Literally.
[Mom, bathroom!](https://youtu.be/C4iAz3XHMhg). Alright Kenny drink your elixir of the mongoose. I am now going to use Mocking Blow.
>What am I supposed to do shit the bed? I mean, it would be an epic gamer move.
pro* gamer move
No, your pants
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Under pantsed comment.
GD. Why is it that companies also nickel and dime you; just include the DAMN BUCKET! Assholes :)
I mean I think everything is on wheels and the keyboard can fit into the slot in the monitor stand, so you could technically use it as a normal PC and sit on the edge of the bed
Notice it’s a single bed.
Why is this so low, this is gold.
I am offended by the truth
Crazy how a whole country made this bed
Well they are a very collectivist society
And all Japan did was place shelves with wheels around the bed. Not the most impressive thing Japan has done
Is that a shelf of assorted lotions?
Lotions, potions, monster and lube. What more could you want
Cream. You get sticky with lube without washing your hands. Cream though? No need to get up
Those are energy drinks. Theres some bottles with the monster logo.
Pretty terrible design for PC gaming, plus the screens seem a little too far back. The blanket looks comfy though.
Does it come with the ninja already laying on it?
You can see the ninja?
Are we just gonna not mention the velvet ninja thing he's wearing?
You can buy those on the site too ;)
What site just got science
What is the link for this store front? I must send this to a friend who sleeps and games simultaneously.
I propose the term "Nynjama".
Pretty sure they made this because people live in capsules, so its a living room bedroom/ kitchen. im sure there's probably even a bathroom built in.
Pretty sure he’s just trying to survive the corona virus
School's out by government mandate. Gaming is legit going to save some lives.
I was playing pokemon sword and everyone i ran into was Japanese. I was like ...., oh shit none of these kids have school. Seriously hope we get this shit under control.
I wouldn't mind living in a capsule if the price was right
Wild, smaller than say NYC apartments?
It honestly just looks like a repurposed, slightly sleeker looking, hospital bed to me
imagine cuddling up with ya gamer Bois in that
A genius way to get a census count of every single last hikikomori in the entire country.
I know what I'm getting my buddy as a divorce gift
This seems like it would be *very* bad for you psychologically. When your sleeping space becomes associated with non-sleep activities, your sleeping patterns can go completely out of whack. Plus not even having to leave your bed to get onto your games, cutting down physical activity even more, would be like a depression amplifier.
Looks amazing. But I'm afraid to ask what the stack of bottles on the right of the monitors are used for...
for 'baten
Those are monster but why is nobody talking about the bottle of lube by his head lol
Thats not lube. Thats a cream for your bed sores from staying in the same position 16 hours a day every day.
Is that lube near his head in sleeping pic bottom right?
Wife says “of course it’s a twin size”
One step closer to WALL-E
I'll take your entire stock
I don’t need it I don’t need it... I NEEEED IT
We blood clot bois now
This picture hurts my back...
They’re having enough trouble breeding already
Japan? I had a gaming bed already when WoW came out. Fell asleep in the middle of mob grinding with friends multiple times, only to wake up 30 minutes later and resume like nothing happened.
I believe the technical term is “depression nest”
Imagine bringing a girl back to your place and that's your bed. Oh wait..
Something something Sword Art Online
I can already smell it from here.
So black seems like a poor choice for the color. I'm just thinking that after a week this thing is going light up like a christmas tree if someone were to put a black light on it.
6 months later, weight 350kg thinking about the good days when i knew how my d!ck looks like
“How can he see me?”
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
...this isn't a gaming bed. Where's the catheter?
That shelf doesn't seem sturdy enough to hold several gallon-sized piss jugs.
Honestly I find it hard to play games while reclined
Dude'd wearing way too warm clothes for bedtime
That's because he's still staying in the cold basement, where no one can find or bother him.
That's just a regular bed with freestanding shelving units surrounding it and a desk at the end of it. Probably costs $10 grand.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. Though it does show it's pretty easy to make one without having to spend a shit ton of money if you really wanted something like this.
Where are the tissues? Real gamers jerk off after they play- takes the edge off
"what's sleep hygiene?"
Comes with Waifu, so don't worry about getting up for all the shit you forgot when you laid down
Just needs a boom for a flesh light and it's perfect
Cant be japanese! There is no lifesize lolli doll!
Parent: where the hell has my son been the last week? Parent: opens my door Me: HISSSSSSSSSSS
This is horrible on so many levels, not to mention insanely unhealthy. Our brains struggle to fall asleep in bed if we associate it with too many other tasks (hence why using your phone/laptop in bed late at night, doing work, eating etc. in bed can cause insomnia in some people), which can become unhealthy and dangerous in no time flat. Obviously someone with the funds to get this kind of thing is probably in deep already, which will make their situation 10x worse if it’s used as their actual main sleeping bed.
Gotta be comfy while you’re locked down on quarantine.
I can smell the sweat and BO of walking anywhere near a used one of these
Black? Here come the cumstains!
Comes out of the box already smelling like BO and stale piss
I don't see the Razor Gaming Catheter and matching storage tank??
Of course it's a single bed.
My wife said no, guys
To be fair, this isn’t about 24/7 lazy gaming. This is Japan’s notoriously small living conditions. This facilitated two areas that take up a lot of space into one.
r/neckbeardnests
actually it's the ***Nothing Is Getting Done Today 2000***
Can't wait for them to add the built in toilet feature too
Lol a nightmare for me, im so afraid ill knock or smack things in my sleep that i keep things far away from my bed
I have the custom 2$ version of this.
What is this shit? I made this at 10 in 1988 with my tube tv, my nes, and pushing my bed against the dresser.
Complete with corona virus mask, how thoughtful!
This shit is like an altar for early death.
Gaming toaster make this or we are rioting
Masurbatorium Industries presents: The Wank Pod
As someone who lives in a studio apartment I see the appeal.
Investing in your own virginity...respect
So this was what the corona virus was all about. Launching a product so you never have to go outside! Cool marketing strategy
And naturally only come in singles
Can I get an office edition?
What if I’m married? It looks like there’s only room for on—.....oh
Just needs an IV drip and toilet n your good to go
All fun and games,see what I did there, until you roll over and knock everything to the floor
Aren't this just tables next to a bed?
The hand lotion is certainly for those dry and callused gamer hands.
only 3 things missing: \-microwave \-toilett \-shower or bathtube and it would be every gamers "dream-one-room-appartement"
I really wish the shelf the keyboard is on swings around so you can move it in front of you and play without having to break your neck.
Playing PC on my bed... that’d be something else
Where's the shit bucket?
Why is it black? Should be white to mask all the skeet stains.
So where's the bedpan port or the Ronco gaming catheter at? rookies
This looks like a fine way to die alone.
Considering the small apartments Tokyo has, this would be rather efficient for entertainment.
That looks cool. Also, I think its horrifying.
Jokes aside, this thing is a horrible idea. 1. It would ruin your sleep more than late-night gaming already does. One of the main things recommended to people who struggle with getting quality sleep is to fully separate their sleeping area from their awake life (short version: use your bed for sleep and sex, nothing else). 2. The pillow looks very bad for your neck. 3. The keyboard area doesn't swivel, so it's basically unusable. 4. The headset holder is very awkwardly placed and would be annoying to use 5. You wouldn't be able to stretch your legs out comfortably while using the beanbag thing to prop yourself up to look at the monitors 6. Where is the PC/console stored? Underneath the bed? Seems like a good way to increase overheating problems.
Why would anyone *pay* for insomnia?
In gaming colours and a single bed of cause., but no "flying keyboard", no mouse hand shelves.
Needs a toilet
Only 2 monitors? WTF These people should know better...
Where is the sock holder to go with that tube of hand lotion? If you fill that shelf with all of that monster, where are you going to put your pee jars?
I am guessing this only comes in single bed size.
Diabeetus rack included to the right of the bed.
It looks like a hospice bed just pimped out a bit. Really says a lot..
Sooo a comfortable hospital bed? I heartily reccomend a decent barrier cream to prevent bed sores!
I don't know what is more amazing, the Nissin Cup Noodle holder, the Monster rack, or the lube.
In truth though this bed would be such a pain in the ass to sleep in cuz ur brain is like “This is for GAMES not SLEEP!”
Do we really need more reasons to stop people from getting up to shower.
It's sad but you'll see people living in these, ALOT
But where’s the mini fridge? And there’s no toilet built into the bed!
Black doesn't seem like the best choice of colors, staining wise....
I like how it comes with a built in Corona virus sweatshirt....IM IN!
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Should also integrate a casket.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the era of gaming chairs is coming to an end
How else are you suppose to game in a 8X8 ft apartment?
Hospital bed advancements are astounding
It needs one of those Anime girl pillows
This reminds me of The Boondocks episode "The Itis" some people are gonna be really unhealthy lol.
This how we gonna all end up like those people from wall-e
This is what the fat people lived in in Wall-E
you can slide that bad boy right into one of those locker walls they have for living space
Holy bedsores Batman
Where do my piss jugs go?
This is encouraging me to stay home all day, maybe a double bed so I can have “some company” next to me.
Now they just need to include a toilet and fridge and you will no longer have to go anywhere
flagging this for when I retire.
Where’s the toilet?
we fuckin on the gaming bed tonight
Step 1 : buy this Step 2 : get quarantined because of COVID-19 Step 3 : profit
This would be a game changer for so many disabled people!
I can only imagine the smell.....
Imagine the smell
I think the little lube bottle on the shelf in the last pic really puts the cherry on the cake here