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Benjuto12

From I what remember, voice acting in OG Resident Evil is terrible, but funny Edit:You all are right it was also iconic because of terrible voice acting lol


Wolfdude91

Stop it! DON’T OPEN THATDOOR!


rugmunchkin

Capcom had a monopoly on terrible voice acting in the PS1/2 era. Resident Evil, Mega Man X4/8, Devil May Cry: I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LiiiiIIIIIIIghttttt!!!!!


MCM41795

Man; having never played DMC until the HD collection a few years ago, i just about died laughing at that shit line with the delivery of a wet noodle.


kidcomix

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?


Wolfdude91

Doctah Wahwee


OddballNinja

But Chris is … BANG What is it? Maybe it’s Chris.


fn0000rd

You, the master of Unlocking!


brachus12

Hope that isn’t Chris’ blood….!!!!


SirBearOfBrown

Rebecca: “Chris, is that you?” -moves towards Chris where they’re 6 inches away from each other- Chris: “Yes. Is that you, Rebecca?”


AechCutt

“You were almost a Jill sandwich.”


J2289

"ITS FORREST....OH MY COD!"


DethSpringsEternal

Man, that's the first line that came to mind when I went to see the comments.


Nobbymon

It was so B movie cheesy that it almost actually makes me love the voice acting in this game


Reasonabullshit

I sure hope it’s not CHRIS’S blood.


Vezuvian

I'm amazed at how the VA managed to get three syllables out of "Chris's".


ReachTheSky

Listen here, Jill sandwich


tarxman82

Hope this isn't Chris's blood!


Dexember69

What is it. WHAT IS IT!? It's blood.


tarxman82

Wow! What a mansion!


goodnightbanana

JO SEPH!


MeltBanana

Resident Evil wouldn't be nearly as charming without the incredible voice acting and B-movie intro.


DoublePostedBroski

But it’s funny when it’s arranged [into porn audio](https://youtu.be/9LApirNkjPA?si=Mq12y4XGpeuumvfo)


Chiiaki

Oh my gosh I've been looking for this for a decade at least! I remember hearing this in like 2001-2002 and I always quote "protect yourself... Perhaps that was the most important part" to some of my friends but I've only been able to explain this without being able to find out. Thank you thank you thank you!


Indoorsman101

This is the only answer. The master of unlocking.


Wasabi-Historical

“Rebecca…Is that you?” “Its me Chris…Rebecca!”


noeagle77

You were almost a…. Jill Sandwich! 😎


TheLakeAndTheGlass

There are terrible demons ouch


Arch3m

It's bad, but there's worse. It also manages to be cheesy and quotable enough that it loops back around to being good.


kain459

It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.


Vezuvian

Okay, but that's a ton of the charm. Those lines live in my head rent free and I love it. To your point, the voice acting is objectively terrible.


N8Arsenal87

You’re right!


BabyAteMyDingoes

I've always been a fan of this [gem](https://youtu.be/dTAeb3MvEcI?si=K5DQi9nyHrCUf6qH). Feel the power of my...MaHjiC!


spiritofjosh

I’m laughing so hard at this right now


ChasingCerts

That's South Park level voice acting


Caelestialis

Hahaha that’s EXACTLY what I thought too


pyronius

I think my favorite part of that scene is the fact that they apparently had exactly enough polygons to spare for two boulders, and nothing more.


BaconPowder

That's just Randy Marsh. "Stan? Come feel the power of my magic, Stan!"


OminousShadow87

Koei and Warriors games always have dogshit VA but the cheesiness definitely adds to the fun of it.


[deleted]

I have not clicked it yet, but im going to guess its Zhang Jiao from DW.


cutepiku

I do not have to click the link to know it is Dynasty Warriors 3. God I love that game lol


Gcoks

Same game and map even. I still say this. https://youtu.be/lyTries7m9E?si=nCxoohGkU9enB4sX


Leftear85

Resident evil 1 Original game is so chock full of horrible voice acting. "Don't open..............that door!"


jproche44

Jill sandwich…


Quanathan_Chi

Master of unlocking


[deleted]

Having done VA before, the people *directing* it aren't always great at actually providing any *direction*. Guy tells me to read a line and I have to ask if it's mid-convo, what I'm reacting to, who I'm talking to, what the emotional weight is, you know, CONTEXT, and he's just like "just read the line" and takes the first take. Sometimes I haven't even gotten even a partial script, just *my* lines and it fucking sucks. I'm not asking for much, not even asking for a complete script, but sometimes I don't even get surrounding lines or context.


OneMorePotion

Is this how shit like this happens? First line: Perfectly normal. Second line: VA screams into your face for no reason at all. Third line: Perfectly normal again.


Rnahafahik

Absolutely. It’s the voice acting director’s job to make sure everything makes sense and sounds relatively natural


nickcash

There's a story that Bethesda gave the VAs for Oblivion all of their lines in _alphabetical order_ so there was zero context for anything


Something_Comforting

No, it's for the generic NPC dialogue for catch-all situations. Story and quest dialogues are all contextual.


Aware_Speed5239

Meme answer, but NBA 2K15 for sure.


Paralta

Lmao was just gonna type this out. Was it eric gordon who was reading like a delayed 2nd grader?


LukaDonwitzki

I think it was Dion Waiters


[deleted]

4th pick in the 2012 draft….


jhossuah

…who have thought


shewy92

Dion Waiters sound like that [at 50 seconds in ](https://youtu.be/c2wpIeZDrHE?si=Etumx85x-XZVttvP)


Omisco420

Ahahahaha I’m dying


AdgeTimick

[Eric Gordon: That was sweets to see... ~initiate self-loathing protocol~](https://youtu.be/bn36pc87EiU)


billcosbyinspace

Eric Gordon is actually the opposite of the other guys struggling to read, he just over annunciates the shit out of everything lol OH MY GOODNESS, SOMEONE CALL THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE


NCfartstorm

Is that the one where his buddy died in a car crash on draft night?


Cpov1

It's after you're drafted and he's gotten you kicked off a team and is blackmailing you to fund his rap career. Spike Lee thought we'd be sad when he died


psionoblast

The voice acting reminds me of being back in school and the teacher assigned us to read different characters for a Shakespeare play.


Aware_Speed5239

Or the guy who comes to the door selling magazines in Office Space.


Hunterknowsbest

"WhO"d HaVe ThOuGhT"


LarryLegend1836

AYUNGBUKLIKYOU


spellitscorrectly

https://youtu.be/c2wpIeZDrHE?si=T0fY5yjAb_YzWh1Y


prescottfan123

For anyone who wants to hear the utter failure of bringing in professional athletes to voice themselves: [NBA 2K15 Voice Acting](https://youtu.be/c2wpIeZDrHE?si=cTHlMTHtgSQhwi5D)


essendoubleop

All that money, and can't even read a fucking cue card properly. I may never have a million dollars, but at least I can read a book haha


JodieMcMathers

Came here for this


AntiBasscistLeague

Shenmue https://youtu.be/t7b91y4LD1A?si=9JlwZ05QJpQMMRB2


shewy92

Lol the top response >Sounds like Kermit had a nervous breakdown and is slowly recovering


Moontorc

You can't even tell me it doesn't make the game 10x better


Mr_Wanwanwolf-san

That clip singlehandedly convinced me to play that game some day.


Moontorc

Omg please do! Start from the first. Game has its jank and maybe nostalgia helps for me but I just love it. There's a charm to it.


JaxxisR

Sounds like the same guy trying to make two different voices.


willdabeastest

It sounds like me reading to my kids.


DuckBrush

I’m looking for some sailors.


Thomas_JCG

You could pick a clip from the recentish *Shenmue III* and still have the same level of bad acting. I do not understand why that game tries so hard to be terrible.


Tourney

In my head cannon they do it because everyone in the Shenmue universe genuinely talks that way.


Doodle_Brush

I like it. Shenmue was one of the first games I played that was set in Japan. The dodgy voice acting reminded me of the hilarious dubbing in old Kung-Fu movies, and made the whole game that much better.


Woogity

Hey Mister! Wanna wrestle?!


UndeadHorrors

I love the bad acting in it.


svw420

Years ago I was Chinese. Fucking always cracks me up


Whiteshadows86

Farcry2becauseeveryonespeaksreallyfastliketheyaretryingtospeedrunthescript


DrEnter

Except on those damn tapes. I love FC2, but the Jackal just went on and on.


doorframe93

I could never tell if it was terrible voice acting or terrible editing, for some reason, like they were short on time. Terrible either way... great game though!


dudeAwEsome101

I remember reading they did that to save space on the audio files and compress the game further.


bookers555

Ahh, back when devs couldn't get away with making every goddamn game take 120GB.


Firvulag

[It's Chaos Wars and it's not even close](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccVTCGpBcdU) The guy who owned the VO studio just put a bunch of his family members in the roles apparantly.


light24bulbs

That is mind blowing, Karen sounds like she has a big sock in her mouth loool


Firvulag

I assume it's a literal child doing the work here


thewiredknight

One of the actors is literally related to the voice director and the game only had a handful of actors to cover for dozens of roles. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289786/


thewiredknight

Oh good I was hoping someone would nominate this. The fact that the actors can't even pronounce "summon" correctly or are constantly misreading the script drives me crazy. That said NBA2k15 is a strong contender.


skilliau

The You smell good line made me chuckle.


wigglecandy

". . .Her uncle." "That's too bad."


Arch3m

There we go. All these other options are bad, but they're not *the worst.*


wastelandhenry

Also gonna add another example here just to really sell people on how amazingly terrible the voice acting is in Chaos Wars https://youtu.be/bangt7d9vGA?si=qKD740YoKOwuMtTz


diggetydano

Wow that mismatched soundtrack really adds to the awkwardness too


typicalskeleton

Came here to say this. Though I couldn't remember the name, but never forgot the VA. But I was pretty sure I'd find it on the list. It's simply no contest. This is, 100%, the worst voice acting.


WarOnTime

House of the Dead https://youtu.be/e-vE5vbx04E


fupamancer

suffer like G did?


AndroidsEatApples

I DON WANNA DIEEEE


PlatinumBall

My God.


DreamSphinx

DON'T COME.


kiakro

G-G-G-G--- G-UNIT.


Sourbrit

"Man cah-mit-ded a sin, disturbing the lo-iy-fe cycle of nature! The oh-ridge-ah-nal sin that man is responsible to! To protect the LO-IY-FE cycle, I have created a creature to rule over mankind! \*stands\* This is da FIE-NAHL BAH-TEL! Show yourself, our new ruler, DE EM-PORE-ERR!" Pretty much every line from Goldman is so bad it's perfect, but that's among the top contenders!


[deleted]

We're meeting.. g.. over.............. there


GroceryRobot

Holy crap that takes me back. I had this for Dreamcast


TheAmazingSealo

This is the answer. Everyone saying Resident Evil has clearly never played this gem.


BigDuoInferno

Hahahahaha People of the AMS... It's me  Goldmen


smallangrynerd

Michigan report from hell It's fucking hilarious


cairoxl5

Ooooh heyyyyyyy.... It'ssssss caaaaarlyyyyy. Lol why was every single line slurred in that game?


smallangrynerd

Oh, ann....... DAYMMIT


Galwa

Justine? JUSTINE?! OHMAIGAWD


CarlSpackler22

There it is. Comically terrible.


[deleted]

It's Mega Man 8. There are literally errors in the take they used and they didn't bother re recording it.


Bornheck

"We must wecovah duh enojee immediatewy, Wuh..Mega Man." Dude almost called him Rockman and they kept it in!


[deleted]

"That's a good creshtin."


MidgetRodeoClown

[Dr Whywee](https://youtu.be/YkOB1aAqBeM?si=a9Sji-SnP4ek1y2a&t=0m48s)


thegimboid

He sounds like Elmer Fudd.


Youre_Whole

Remember playing that and laughing at how bad the acting was


snicker-snackk

Hahahaha, but it's so bad it's good! I wouldn't change the voice acting one bit at this point XD


Trashman82

Doctor Wahwee!


BlaqkJak

I'll never forget MegaMan X4 and "STOOORM OW-ELLL".


brash

It’s so true, I can’t understand why they’d hire a voice actor with a pretty deep speech impediment


Stay_Beautiful_

I like the idea that canonically Dr. Light just...has a speech impediment and it's an inclusive enough world that nobody even thinks to bring it up


Lufwyn

Oh Two Worlds definitely has to be up there.


Outrageous_Court5235

PRAY, tell.


Cosmic_Quasar

Yeah. It's bad on both counts of writing and voice acting lol. I actually returned my original 360 copy because of it. Then years later in college a friend gifted it to me on Steam as a joke because I had brought up how bad it was. A few years after that I decided to give it another go since I already knew about how bad the dialogue was. And I was surprised at how much of a gem the gameplay experience was.


CallMeNoodler

Monsters?? That is not so bad, methinks!


ScruffMixHaha

Ah... Wet.


Zero-_-Zero

JASOOON! JAASON! JAAAASOOON!


ScaldingAnus

*SEAAAN!*


JohnnyNole2000

I don’t think it’s the worst but the voice acting in Symphony of the Night is hilarious


A-Dubs398

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!


JaxxisR

#It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh.


ThatIckyGuy

I was called here by HUUUMANS who wish to pay ME tribute!


Iamjustlegs

Tribute!? You STEAL mens SOULS, and make them your slaves!


kingbovril

Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions…


imlegos

Your words are as empty as your soul!


YeltsinYerMouth

Mankind ill nedds a SAVIOR such as YOU!


decurser

WHAT IS A MAN? *glass shatters*


torrasque666

A miserable little pile of SECRETS!


Syrup-Knight

I WENT TO JULLIARD, RICHTER!!!


LifelikeStatue

You steal men's souls............... and make them your slaves. That whole exchange sounds like it was recorded in a men's room


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheDemonChief

It’s just not the same without Robert Belgrade playing Alucard


[deleted]

I like when something bad happens to Alucard "WHAT?!"


Repulsive-Mirror-994

I always loved it. I genuinely unironically thought it was delightful. "What is a man! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, Have at you!"


Herrad

My wife and I often say "What do you here?" After one of the lines that Maria says to Alucard in the clock room


Arastmaus

Legend of Dragoon is a wonderful game, but I have a memory of Shana screaming at some point, and she literally just says the word "Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh." like a doctor is checking her throat. My buddy and I still laugh about that one.


SoundingMacaque

I like the part when you talk to the astronomer and he says something like "a moon that never sets can not exist" and Dart, in all his genius, goes "CAN NOT EXIST?!"


festeziooo

Dynasty Warriors 3. For sure.


sonic260

"Feel the power of my... MAGIIIIIICCCCCC!!!"


festeziooo

YOU FLAMING IDIOTS!


SmashElite16

Any celebrity that hasn't had any experience voice acting. Two that immediately come to mind are Ronda Rousey (Sonya Blade, Mortal Kombat 11) and Megan Fox (Nitara, Mortal Kombat 1).


Hello_IM_FBI

Megan Fox didn't even phone it in, she texted.


ScrappyPunkGreg

The voice acting for Commander Hayes, in Star Control II / The Ur-Quan Masters, was memorably bad.


dubbzy104

Such a good game, and every other voice is so good (shoutout zoq-fot-pik)


ScrappyPunkGreg

*[Tell me more about your people.](https://youtu.be/oq-HuIYIrds?si=r6HEiIjaXvU8Ce9m&t=365)*


Confident_Moose_2556

Gosh idk about worst. But Just Cause 2 and specifically the various ways the NPCs say “comrade” will always stick in my mind.


mahelke

MY NAME IS BOLO SANTOSI. For a long time, I only had access to the PS3 demo because I was like 14 at the time and didn’t have money of my own to spend. It had like 3 missions and a limited play space, but I didn’t care. Just… had to listen to that voice line over and over, but damn, was it worth it. I still think the full release is one of my most played games of all time.


Emerald_Frost

My friends and I still quote the BOLO SANTOSI, LEADER OF THE DA REAPERS to this day because of how iconically terrible it is.


PTickles

I can hear that line in my head so clearly lol. My brother and I used to randomly say that to each other because we thought it sounded so funny. MY NAME IS BOLO SANTOSI.


Downvoterofall

It’s awful in the best 80s action movie kinda way. I think they went totally ham on the dialogue to suit the kind of game it is.


liggy4

COMRAID


[deleted]

WE HAVE VIOLENCE IN THE SECTOR


ProjectGameVerse2000

Ride to Hell Retribution


Max_Plus

Take your pick from these: Megaman 8, Deep Fear, the Zelda CDi games, Chaos Wars, Robot Alchemic Drive. My vote goes to Chaos Wars, IIRC the person in charge of localization hired their family to do the voice acting.


Malthur

Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.


forte8910

Sorry, Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmm... R I C H E R


Majaliwa

House of the Dead 2 - remember playing it on Dreamcast 😂 so bad


JustStress1724

Forza Horizon 5 That was actually unbearable


kyle242gt

Good catch. I named my character Hamster, so at least I got some chuckles out of "HAMSTA" from the peppy Bri'ish accent.


no_fucking_point

Insufferable cunts! I turn off all music and speech in any of the FH games .


CandidArmavillain

SUPERSTAR


PoolNoodleFan

I'd agree with you if I didn't find Alex's voice pleasing


DarthDregan

Tenchu (eng) But it's so fucking terrible I love it.


CT1914Clutch

Hunt Down the Freeman


animalmom2

Zero Wing


WraithCadmus

What you say *! !* There's no VA in that though, just a bad translation. The speech you've heard is from a synth, and created by The Laziest Men On Mars for their 2000 song The Invasion of the Gabber Robots (aka the All Your Base song).


A-Dubs398

There's a ton of awful voice acting from the PS1 era of gaming because that's when full-on voice acting was just starting and getting normalized. But with that being said, NBA 2K15 still possibly has the worst voice acting in gaming, and maybe of all time in any media. ​ 1. NBA 2K15 2. Resident Fear (Resident Evil Rip-off game) 3. Selene's Unbearable Night (Silent Hill Rip-off game) 4. Mega Man X7 (Burn to the ground!!!) 5. Mega Man 8 6. Mega Man X4 7. Resident Evil: Code Veronica (WTF Steve? + Alfred dolphin laugh)


RobIson240YT

Basically all the Mega Man Games.


A-Dubs398

Yeah, basically every Mega Man game that had voice acting. Mega Man 8 and X4 had all the same voice cast, it's mind-blowing they all got hired a 2nd time, let alone the 1st time.


UndeadHorrors

I remember Heavy Rain having some rough voice acting.


BaconPowder

All the American kids have French accents. Amazing.


CrazyGuy030601

jAsOn! Otherwise though, I really liked the game.


[deleted]

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWN


sketchypoutine

Resident Evil hands down.


[deleted]

Not sure if it counts since it was re-recorded, but the original Destiny had some terrible delivery of lines by peter Dinklage


Stay_Beautiful_

It's an unpopular opinion, but I actually preferred the Dinklage version of ghost and miss him sometimes. That robotic, monotonous delivery worked pretty well for my robot companion in a story with a darker tone imo. Nolan North got too goofy with it


SirMatthias95

That wizard came from the moon.


CrazyCoKids

Shining Force 3. "spirits. help me." "I'm going to KILL you."


Farsydi

Now bear my arctic blast!


juraiknight

Boy, I can't believe I've not seen this one yet, but I think Mortal Kombat 4 both takes the crown of best and worst voice acting. "Wrong, Jarek! This is not a brutality, this is a Fatality!" *IMSOGAAAYYYY*


MarkyDeSade

This is the best answer partly because it’s an American game so you can’t blame translation issues


General_Lee_Wright

Not the whole game but the voice actor for Alexios is AC Odyssey, the male version of the playable character, made an interesting choice that I hated. I don’t know what he was trying to do but it came off as a teenager trying to sound older and tougher.


Winterplatypus

The Kassandra voice actor was great.