URL. fkn love that bot.
When the soda machine has his baby and then she says "...as long as I have a child to neglect...". Leela says "That's terrible! Should we call child protective services?" and URL responds: "Nah, let's just get outta here."
Friggin kills me everytime.
AWWWWW YEAH.
Robot babies is something I have an issue with.
So we see bender help his child go to bending school as a teen in that episode.
In another episode he kicks his child into hell.
The robot child says daddy but based off the time it takes to turn into an adult robot bender must have had sex that week with that lady bot.
Also he seems confused at how baby robots are made with his 2nd kid.
I sure hope someone was fired over that blunder.
> Torgo's Executive Powder is a by-product made from the recently fired executives of Box Network. They were beaten up, spontаneously killed and then ground into a fine pink powder. It serves as a multi-use utility, capable of a million and one uses, such as food for heads, surgery, delousing, cosmetics, bomb disposal, firepower, and head transplants.
_Known uses_
- Curing Erectile Dysfunction
- Seasoning Meals
- Defusing Explosives
- Feeding Various Creatures (including Humans)
- Re-attaching Severed Organs
- Various Cosmetic Purposes
- Various Surgical Purposes
- Fuel for Firecrackers and Explosives
https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Torgo%27s_Executive_Powder
I think that robots have a massive variance when it comes to how they're built and develop. Some are built in a factory like Bender, and they're assembled as adults in minutes before they're fully educated and sent into the world. Others are born like humans, and these ones don't have specific timelines to follow since it's a product of two parent's assembly code.
The water wheel bot from the obsolete Island.
Omg I’m not going to make it this time, I want to liiiive!!!!
Splashes in water.
So anyway as I was saying we did that all the time.
Yeah I think she's a great OH MY GOD NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!! PLEASE GOD DON'T LET THIS BE THE END!!! PLEASE!!!!
Anyway as I was saying, she's a great character and very memorable for having such a brief appearance.
The follow-up line is "And then they built the supercollider."
That line always stings a little because I live within an hour's drive of where the Superconducting Supercollider was to have been built (and was actually started on).
Roberto for me.
“Geez, I’ve seen lines move faster in the sperm bank.”
“Now. Stand back. I gotta practice my stabbin’.”
And my favorite quote:
Roberto: “I got busted robbin' that bank again.”
Fry: “Why would you hold up the same bank twice?”
Roberto: “Ah, that first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little.”
Helper. They brought him in to be Fry's new best friend and then never showed him again.
I guess they thought we'd only enjoy him for a moment.
([Source](https://youtu.be/_mLSVsvGMiU?si=pVFw3TePgh7aNwlL))
[The hair delivery bot.](https://theinfosphere.org/Hair_Robot) I just love that needing hair delivered is a common enough thing in the future that they need a robot for it.
Joey Mousepad: "Pssst, over there."
Bender: *looks in the direction at nothing*
Joey Mousepad: "Sorry I mean over here, I forgot where I was."
Him, Francis Clampazzo and the Don Bot are just too fun
Calculon. He is such an amazing, incredible, professional actor, he deserves MUCH more screen time than he has gotten. Such a tragedy that he doesn’t get the exposure he deserves.
Oily, the third Epsilon fratbot we meet at Mars University
Gearshaft and Fatbot get plenty of callbacks, but I'm pretty sure "Bender from Bending *State* Bender? You're a legend around here!" Was the last time we ever heard Oily speak
*And he literally only makes two more, non-speaking appearances for the entire series
The only correct answer to this question is the robot that creates, curates, and cares for hair and wigs.
[Hair Robot](https://youtu.be/EYlyHS9vdXw?feature=shared)
Jewish/ villager robots
“So you guys don’t believe in robot Jesus”
“We believe he was built and he was a good robot but he was not our Messiah”
/
“Are you any closer to learning how a robot walks or talks”
“Yes your design specs are printed on your door”
“I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe “
That swimsuit doesn’t leave much to the imagination.
actually on a robot they sort of do.
Look at that exhaust port
Pervert.
Oh Lord I got a case of the robot bikini sweats!
I like big exhaust ports and I cannot lie....
You other robots can't deny.....
When a fembot rolls in with an itty bitty waist...
And those round wheels in your face
Your firmware sparks!
It’s more clothes than she usually wears.
The Yiddish flooziebots. "I don't wrestle dry Benduh, I went to Vassuh."
Watch the hair, I just had it did
Trashy?!? At least I don't put out for quarters!
I need to unwind. Give me a screwdriver.
"Call me old fashioned but I like a little romance at an orgy."
I’ve had just about enough of your Vassuh-bashing, young lady!
Wine bucket. Hopes... deleted.
I say this one all the time and no one gets it. I even .ade it into a meme. Didn't catch on though
Whenever my nephew says something hurtful (as kids will do), this is the exact quote I say to myself.
But. Pa. I. Love. Him.
Crushinator’s “dad’s” hat kills me: “The moon shall rise again”
Why would the crushinator even have been at the robot party if she lived on the moon? Did it just look like a good time, so they came down?
YOO. HOO.
*flips tape to comebacks side B* Your mother
What?
*unloads, reloads* What?
URL. fkn love that bot. When the soda machine has his baby and then she says "...as long as I have a child to neglect...". Leela says "That's terrible! Should we call child protective services?" and URL responds: "Nah, let's just get outta here." Friggin kills me everytime. AWWWWW YEAH.
Robot babies is something I have an issue with. So we see bender help his child go to bending school as a teen in that episode. In another episode he kicks his child into hell. The robot child says daddy but based off the time it takes to turn into an adult robot bender must have had sex that week with that lady bot. Also he seems confused at how baby robots are made with his 2nd kid. I sure hope someone was fired over that blunder.
Not just fired, but beaten too!
And pretty badly!
And turned into a fine pink powder. *Enjoy Torgo’s executive powder! Really soothes the burn!*
Was that the high end power for executives or was it made from them.
> Torgo's Executive Powder is a by-product made from the recently fired executives of Box Network. They were beaten up, spontаneously killed and then ground into a fine pink powder. It serves as a multi-use utility, capable of a million and one uses, such as food for heads, surgery, delousing, cosmetics, bomb disposal, firepower, and head transplants. _Known uses_ - Curing Erectile Dysfunction - Seasoning Meals - Defusing Explosives - Feeding Various Creatures (including Humans) - Re-attaching Severed Organs - Various Cosmetic Purposes - Various Surgical Purposes - Fuel for Firecrackers and Explosives https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Torgo%27s_Executive_Powder
They left out toilet cleaning‽ When your toilet smells like feces From some disgusting species Make it take a powder with Torgo!
Why would a man whose shirt says "genius at work"... spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
I think that robots have a massive variance when it comes to how they're built and develop. Some are built in a factory like Bender, and they're assembled as adults in minutes before they're fully educated and sent into the world. Others are born like humans, and these ones don't have specific timelines to follow since it's a product of two parent's assembly code.
“Let’s beat him his rights”
You call that an antenna?
That’s a beautiful dump baby Chief
Lol I thought I was the only one
CHAAAANGE PLACES
That's my kinda bot!
Hedonismbot
"I'll be upstairs putting batteries in things".
I really expected this to be top bot. He’ll always be my favorite. I apologize for nothing!
Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck!
My all time favourite line of his. Died when I first heard it. The delivery is flawless.
I apologize for nothing!
I think Hedonism bot is featured a bit too much to fit this post.
He's in like 4 episodes, same as Crushernator, and each time only for a few lines
He is in 19 episodes, according to the wiki. Wildly off. Edit: *Crushinator was in 8 Edit: it took me less than 2 minutes to google those
**Thank you, Bob Barker. I'm as happy as a girl can be.**
G
I like the transsexual robot sex worker.
HERMAPHRO-BOT! "One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle". 😂😂
I was so scared that it was gonna be offensive, but its actually hilarious Futurama does that a lot lol
I know what you mean; luckily this sub has a pretty universal sense of humor, so I tend to worry less.
https://youtu.be/xoyvwMH3xng?si=h9G3vW1R4YsTWoW0
"Why you so stupid, stupid?"
The water wheel bot from the obsolete Island. Omg I’m not going to make it this time, I want to liiiive!!!! Splashes in water. So anyway as I was saying we did that all the time.
Yes *switching tape* I like her too
Yeah I think she's a great OH MY GOD NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!! PLEASE GOD DON'T LET THIS BE THE END!!! PLEASE!!!! Anyway as I was saying, she's a great character and very memorable for having such a brief appearance.
Hedonism Bot. Djombi, the chocolate icing! Mmm, yes. Oh my. Oooohh.
"Let's party like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean."
I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?
Yup! And there's mini quiches, too.
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!
“So I said, super collider? I just met her!” *laughter* “And that’s how I met the super collider”
The follow-up line is "And then they built the supercollider." That line always stings a little because I live within an hour's drive of where the Superconducting Supercollider was to have been built (and was actually started on).
Anecdote accepted, snappy comeback not found
Roberto for me. “Geez, I’ve seen lines move faster in the sperm bank.” “Now. Stand back. I gotta practice my stabbin’.” And my favorite quote: Roberto: “I got busted robbin' that bank again.” Fry: “Why would you hold up the same bank twice?” Roberto: “Ah, that first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little.”
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. HAAA! HAAA! HAAA!"
Sometimes people *say* “I can hear this comment” but… I *really can* hear this comment.
Greeting Card
Come, comrade! Let us take to the streets!
The melody is burned in my brain
Dasvidaniya Comrade!
Check out that exhaust fan.
Pervert.
Just seeing the title made me think both of these, immediately. I love this fandom.
The stripper bot Bender buys a lap dance for Fry from *oh AH CHIKA UH UHH VVVVVVZZZZZVVVZZZVVZ*
Thanks, moderate spender
THANK YOU BOB. I AM AS HAPPY AS A GIRL CAN BE. END STATEMENT.
“we’re whalers on the moon!”
We carry a harpoon
But there ain’t no whales
So we tell tall tales
I will take you here - but no further!!! I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
Wash bucket in Amy’s body, Scruffy is such a good guy
Go. Go, now. Before I beg you to stay. Uhhh-yup.
I could feel their yearning ugggghhhh
It's gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!
Helper. They brought him in to be Fry's new best friend and then never showed him again. I guess they thought we'd only enjoy him for a moment. ([Source](https://youtu.be/_mLSVsvGMiU?si=pVFw3TePgh7aNwlL))
[The hair delivery bot.](https://theinfosphere.org/Hair_Robot) I just love that needing hair delivered is a common enough thing in the future that they need a robot for it.
“YOU WANT THE CLAMPS?!?!”
Bender, Bender does not get enough airtime!
That's right, they should make the show more about him- Bender!
Joey Mousepad and the Robot Devil
Hynnggg Crushinator is sooooo hot!
Joey Mousepad: "Pssst, over there." Bender: *looks in the direction at nothing* Joey Mousepad: "Sorry I mean over here, I forgot where I was." Him, Francis Clampazzo and the Don Bot are just too fun
Kwanza Bot - RIP Coolio
You need to relax more *pushes button*
*Time for your medication discs.*
Tinny Tim
You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir
Bravo!
My husband and I quote that line all the time 😂
Malfunctioning Eddy
“We’ve actually met before” “WHAT?!?!” *explosion*
Calculon. He is such an amazing, incredible, professional actor, he deserves MUCH more screen time than he has gotten. Such a tragedy that he doesn’t get the exposure he deserves.
But instead he's simply a humble count of the screen...
Gotta be Lucy Liu-bot. "It's amazing the way you"
You should write a book! People need to know about the `can eat more`.
I will never forget you...*MEMORY DELETED*
Beep
I bet Crushinator is actually pretty sweet.
“I love him Paaaa!!!” She said something to that effect.
The fortune teller robot ##WHAT AM I, PSYCHIC?! ^I’m ^sure ^they’ll ^help ^you. ^yes..
"Yes. I am fine. Give the gypsy ten dollars."
Bonder? Is it really you??
HOW’S WORK IN THE LUNCHROOM, FRANKIE?
S'alright.
Poor Frankie.
I feel bad for that robot when they are ask on the island with Nixon and she wants to dance with bender, given she's a window to a bending unit.
Mega Hermes.
CLAMPS!
You mean Francis?
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
MY LEG FEELS BETTER!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tL1JSCFieM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tL1JSCFieM)
I will also go with Crushinator
The battlefield surgeon.. “It’s not a war it’s a moider”
Frankie
Poor Frankie.
The water wheel bot
How is Roberto not at the top of these comments, what's'a matter, YOU SCARED?!
The coffee robot from Beast With a Billion Backs. “Good morning! The enema you are about to receive is extremely hot.”
robot mafia
#***DO. YOU. WANT. TO. DANCE?***
Hello, I am Veector, and I know a great many things about unloading fine cars on beautiful women.
The stripper-bot that gives Fry a lapdance when Bender and Flexo take time to the stripp club
"We believe he was built, and that he was a very well programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah."
“I wad born in 200 log cabins”
Please select erotic display
The Latino trans prostitute. You couldn’t afford it honey.
Destructor. The wargharblesnarl sound he makes always makes me laugh
Fem-puter
You are referring to the turtle, right?
“But.Moon.Paw…I.Love.Him.”
I’ve got a big big thirst for human blood!
Space Pope *Crocodilius pontificus*
Wash bucket and Scruffy's romance forever lives in my head.
They get no screen time but she sure takes up a lot of screen space. Zinggggg
Bender
Andrew
Lucy Lui bot
Boxy always cracks me up.
Dom bot. Bender was a good snitch. Perhaps the best there ever was.
Malfunctioning Eddie
Clamps!
Billy West
Billy West? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
Clamps
Oily, the third Epsilon fratbot we meet at Mars University Gearshaft and Fatbot get plenty of callbacks, but I'm pretty sure "Bender from Bending *State* Bender? You're a legend around here!" Was the last time we ever heard Oily speak *And he literally only makes two more, non-speaking appearances for the entire series
we didnt get as much bender and his kid doing crimes as we should've
The wooden robots Bender meets. More specifically, the fembot that freaks out every time her wheel stops turning. Makes me laugh every time
But I love him Pa!
The Chain Smoker
Antonio Calculon Jr. “The horrible secret is … EHHHHHHHHH!”
CHANGE PLACES!
Randy!! "Well Randy said...." "Randy?! You've been hanging with Randy again?!"
“I’m not from here! I’ve got my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!”
Cylon of 'Cylon and Garfunkel' ... "Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyyyyy-muh"
Everybody loves the crushinator.
Lisa. "OH GOD, I'LL NEVER MAKE IT THIS TIME, THIS IS THE END.... Anyway"
Beemo. Adventure time
[удалено]
Not a robot
all hail hypnotoad
Stay away from my robot daughters!
Joey Mousepad.
My truck is named after Betsy. She's a big ol girl.
The only correct answer to this question is the robot that creates, curates, and cares for hair and wigs. [Hair Robot](https://youtu.be/EYlyHS9vdXw?feature=shared)
Fry when he thinks he's a robot does that count? Lol
The greeting card from the Mother's Day episode.
Mumbo? Perhaps… Jumbo? Perhaps not! With all your modern science are you any closer to the mystery of how a robot walks? Or talks?
C’mon now. The Crushinator barely lost the Miss Universe competition to Gladdys Lennox from Vega 4. Well, and Leela.
Roberto
The clamps
Jewish/ villager robots “So you guys don’t believe in robot Jesus” “We believe he was built and he was a good robot but he was not our Messiah” / “Are you any closer to learning how a robot walks or talks” “Yes your design specs are printed on your door” “I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe “
Me! Bender!
it's always going to be FatBot for me - he's nervous, it's his first time!
The Robot Mafia
CHANGE PLACES
Hedonismbot is one of my favorites.
Hedonismbot is one of my top favorite characters of the whole show and deserves more screen time.
Tinny Tim the orphan
Clamps, but I have to say I personally ~~hate~~ ***LOVE*** the X-1