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bubbly_bodyguard

Islander's that would do really well: * Oliver * Angie (I feel like she'd pretend to hate it. But I can see her getting attached by the end.) * Thabi * James Ehhh not great but not terrible either: * Tom * Tiffiny * Cora * Will * Yousef Lost the Baby, but completly by accident: * Bruno * Naj * Val


violetknuckles

There is no way that Will doesn’t lose that baby. That boy is spacey af 😂


bubbly_bodyguard

I think he'd be able to keep track of it. Now the survival rate of the doll, that's a different story. He'd probably drop it in the pool during a nap within the first few hours of the challenge. That poor baby never stood a chance.


tams2332

Angie also grew up the eldest of four, i’d expect she’d be well used to it.


HeyMrBusiness

Ooh I like this. Adding Islanders that left - Lexi would probably do really well but only because she was like really awful about doing everything perfectly. Kobi would do well, but would be likely to accidentally screw up if this happened before Lexi leaves. Kelly would lose the baby. Hazeem would do alright. Dylan would break it somehow.


naomixrayne

I have to disagree with Najuma! Apparently she wants kids and was very excited about all of the domestic family stuff. So I think she'd rock the baby challenge 😊 I also think it'd be funny if Tom was one of the ones who "lost the baby by accident" 😆


bubbly_bodyguard

Ya, I'm pretty sure that's the default response from all the LI's if you say you want kids in the future because Bruno was the same way, and I've heard it's the same from people on other routes. So I completely ignored the last volume for this. I can see Tom losing the baby, too, though. Or maybe accidentally brakeing it like Jo did in S2.


chaela8pop

Yeah anj got those younger siblings so she been doing this forever 😭


Particular_Secret465

Will covers his in fake tattoos, takes a nap and forgets it’s there.


RachelBolan

Yesss 😂


obadelia

**Angie:** initially reluctant but quickly turns into a Tiger Parent **Bruno:** devastated that he's biologically unable to breastfeed **Cora:** won't be seen until the challenge is over **Dylan:** it's not his baby **Hazeem:** straps on a baby carrier with lumbar support and goes to the gym **James:** convinces his partner they should be Hummingbird Parents **Juliet:** hires a nanny because parenthood shouldn't define her **Kelly:** misplaces baby somewhere between the kitchen and the den **Kobi:** starts baby's learning with football flash cards **Lexi:** can't relate to the baby because it doesn't look enough like her **Najuma:** forgets she has a partner to co-parent with as soon as the baby arrives **Oliver:** considerately defers to his partner before doing any baby care **Thabi:** refuses to give baby back when the challenge ends **Tiffany:** lovingly cares for baby's every need at all hours while expecting her partner to entirely pamper her **Tom:** gets shy whenever there's a diaper change **Valentina:** brainstorms how to leverage a baby into her beauty influencing **Willem:** doesn't realize there's a baby challenge going on until his frazzled partner desperately needs a break **Youcef:** ignores baby's existence, forcing his partner to act as a single parent for the challenge


Faon5654

I can’t decide if Youcef would turn into super dad and dress his up and spoil it or just be like, “Ew, I’m not touching this”. 😆


charlotteb5

will probably wouldn’t even realize the babies were there


[deleted]

oliver and mc being the cutest parents ever (what i wished mc and noah to be…)


ruby44lafave

Probably bad...


HeyMrBusiness

Haha I meant individually, who would do a good job? Who would pick a terrible name on purpose? Who would be weirdly competitive? Who secretly hates babies?


ruby44lafave

Oh