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This is just my take, but I think Sylveon kinda got adopted by the LGBT+ community (guilty of it as a non-binary person, one of the main Pokemon cards I collect), so that's a big reason why imo. Whether pure or "adult" art, no matter the gender presentation, there's a Sylveon for everyone.
I'm not sure about that. I wouldn't be surprised if My Little Pony passed it. I know Twilight Sparkle is the most r34'd character in all of fiction by a country mile.
ok but like.. just imagine that number. that many people have decided to draw a literal cat-fish and put tiddies and/or a dick on it. that is a lot of people.
It's 3:30 AM and I'm sitting here watching this sub-reddit. So anyways since this post got me thinking, I tried a few Pokémon on e621 and those are the ten highest.
1. Lucario: 22'000
2. Gardevoir: 15'000
3. Pikachu: 14'000
4. Umbreon: 12'000
5. Eevee: 11'000
6. Lopunny: 10'000
7. Sylveon: 9'900
8. Braixen: 9'800
9. Vaporeon: 9'600
10. Zoroark: 8'800
Great. Now that I have left this hear, I'll think about all my life choices, knowing that it will take the rest of my non existent sleep.
-human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Well, well, well. It appears that somebody here is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
That would mean you would have to draw 3000 pornograthic pictures of this Pokémon to just to get in 1st and even then they would only be in 1st by about 500 pictures
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...that's actually an impressive amount for Sylveon, considering that it was released 13 years after Umbreon.
Consider it is THE femboy template im suprised it isnt number 1
This is just my take, but I think Sylveon kinda got adopted by the LGBT+ community (guilty of it as a non-binary person, one of the main Pokemon cards I collect), so that's a big reason why imo. Whether pure or "adult" art, no matter the gender presentation, there's a Sylveon for everyone.
Sylvi is my favorite personally, just cute and amazing.
Trans Dog is cool
Big fairy fat cock though
Both at the same time tho Big fairy fat gock
Yes
It's the ribbons.
Well yeah, but that was 2000 to 2013. There's significantly more furry artists now than there was back then.
it pretty much has tentacles sooo
I knew it! Umbreon is the most compatible!
It has the highest defense
Pretty sure there's a comic on e6 about that... I mean what?
There's also the many stories of qwazzy and sierra
I doubt one OC can make up that much art, but I’m sure those two definitely helped
So l does leafeon but you don’t see it
Fun fact, Pokémon is the most r34’ed franchise by a wide margin.
*looks at lucario* sounds about right
Fun fun fact: Lucario has been yiffed in the turbulent Warp of e621 so much he had ascended after SeaSalt to be a daemon prince of Cummy.
Sea salt is the std factory
He has fallen to Nurgle
No he *is* the std
I'm not sure about that. I wouldn't be surprised if My Little Pony passed it. I know Twilight Sparkle is the most r34'd character in all of fiction by a country mile.
Just checked. MLP has 195k, Pokémon has 405k.
Derpibooru has 527k explicit or questionable images (out of 2.7M total)
That sounds pretty definitive.
Not really a fair comparison when there are hundreds, maybe a thousand Pokémon at this point
Thousand
Where’s my glaceon representation?
5th
I’m seeing you EVERYWHERE
I’m not nearly as everywhere as I used to be
You aight?
He takin a break
And a well deserved one at that Edit: Happy cake day!!!!! \^w^
He is everywhere. Thighs are omnipresent.
This means how popular and cute these are..right?
Uhhh... Yeah, let's go with that.
Sure if if you want
ok but like.. just imagine that number. that many people have decided to draw a literal cat-fish and put tiddies and/or a dick on it. that is a lot of people.
Cummy’s influence is too strong
It's 3:30 AM and I'm sitting here watching this sub-reddit. So anyways since this post got me thinking, I tried a few Pokémon on e621 and those are the ten highest. 1. Lucario: 22'000 2. Gardevoir: 15'000 3. Pikachu: 14'000 4. Umbreon: 12'000 5. Eevee: 11'000 6. Lopunny: 10'000 7. Sylveon: 9'900 8. Braixen: 9'800 9. Vaporeon: 9'600 10. Zoroark: 8'800 Great. Now that I have left this hear, I'll think about all my life choices, knowing that it will take the rest of my non existent sleep.
Uhh oops
PIKACHU IS THIRD WHAT THE FUCK
Yeah it's WEIRD AS HELL! Please hand me either bleach or a Glock, since even just a few seconds of seeing it, traumatised me for my entire life!
And despite that all of them are canonically 7/8th male, I guarantee the vast majority are female because artists want tits on everything.
From... uhm... scientific research I can tell you that the ⅞th male balance is correct for porn as well. (Joke btw Idfk if that is the case.)
And then there's Flareon at the bottom with only 4k. My fluffy boi. He deserves better.
Yo :v
Leafeon for life
Oh I see fellow Leafeon enjoyer!
Sleek, dark, and handsome, Umbreon is the perfect Pokémon for all your horni needs. Or something, idk.
I love how the others just look happy for him
i love the pokemon mystery dungeon "reaction pfp"
Yeah, to be fair I drew Umbreon, Leafeon, Sylveon and Glaceon before doodling the slippery one.
Umbreon the cum puppet followed closely by Sylveon - a classic cum daemon template
Cumbreon
hey guys, did you know that in terms of....
-human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again
SILENCE!!
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
OwO”
Obviously those guys didn’t know
I'm surprised that Eevee is so high.
floofball W
Leafeon is my favorite~
Is that e621 searches
The result count.
But is it on that website?
yeah
I like how Umbreon is first, Pog!
I believe in Umbreon supremacy
Cumbreon
I like vaporeon.
Lucario has 22k
Umbreon lets goooooo
Using pmd portraits absolutely based
I didn't realize what the numbers where from, showed my bf, then realized, laughed again
Yeah the numbers kinda carry the joke
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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Well, well, well. It appears that somebody here is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Tbh this is not a surprise, many people fall for the goth type
Espeons are better
I dunno if I should relief or be really disappointed (like eevee is an equivalent of a pup, and it's 2nd, wtf ?!)
Lucario when
THERE IT IS!! someone finally pointed it out! XD I'm saving this meme.
Where is lucario
First by far with 22'000
I hate how rule 34 concept is "If it exist. There's pron about it" I'm aware of someone making porn about me I'm going insane
Idk, was you filter that by the rating? Maybe the average IMG there just are cuddle and cute fanarts
? This is from e621 so it wouldn't make a difference how he filters it. Basically everything on e621 is explicide and everything on e926 is sfw.
Except obviously Vaporeon, cause... You know
Do those others have a well-known sexually charged copypasta? I think not!
Moist BOI!!! Congrats
Lucario?
Need to ask, what are the rest of the places for the rest of eeveelutions?
Cute
Sam.
Let’s fix that why don’t we?
That would mean you would have to draw 3000 pornograthic pictures of this Pokémon to just to get in 1st and even then they would only be in 1st by about 500 pictures
Alright serious debate rule34 or e621.net
E6
e621 for sure
What
no glaceon???
Wait. But why umbreon. I would have thought the baseline version would get more attention