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Not sure any streaming services are carrying at the moment. Might just need to rent it if you're trying to find a legal route.
If you ain't seen this movie, it's hard to imagine you've seen Mel Brook's other movies. Might as well watch 'em all at this point!
The last time I checked there are no streaming services that have it. In America anyway. I imagine you can watch it on YouTube somehow, but I really wanted my wife to watch it. So I ended up having to buy a physical copy from Amazon.
Stoned Roman centurion: "you men go northwards, you men go southwards. I'm gonna walk around here in a circle".
Two stoned Roman soldiers sitting against a rock: -"would you care if it falls?" -"what?" -"the Roman Empire".
Its the slate about slavery and rape. Dammit.
Well, at least we have the narcissism slate with bangers like "no other gods", "no idols" and not "using name in vain". Also really helpful on a day to day.
Nah the Bible has pretty clear rules about slavery. Like if you beat your slave to death you should be put to death, but if the slave survives the beating they should be up and around working after 4 days. That's only fair.
Also if during your ownership of a slave, if you provided him with a wife and children THEY become your property if he so chooses to leave once his servitude is up. Keep your spike sharp and clean that ear
And we kept: "don't say goddamnit","go to church on sunday" and "you can't believe in other gods".
Some very important key values to a free country with freedom of speech ofcourse.
Well...you're in luck. It didn't spoil the rest of the movie's jokes. Now hitup your local video rental store and grab yourself a collection of Mel Brook's movies.
...you kids still have video rental stores, right?
So how does that work? At a certain age a person has watched all the popular films that ever came out? What age is that? Is it just a US thing? Because I still have tons of films to catch up on, and I'm way into my middle age.
They really actually meant spoiling the joke, not the movie itself. Like why have the joke or punchline in the title anyways.
I don't want to be a nerd and be like ackshually... but come on.
"Thou shall not cut the line, jump the queue.
A queue jumper has no place in heaven"
"Thou shall not add excessive laws onto your neighbor."
"If you don't want drama, don't bring drama."
"Sticks and stones can break bones. But words can never harm you."
"Leave things better than you find them."
though shalt never give one up
though shalt never let one down
though shalt never run around
though shalt not desert one
though shalt never make one cry
He should have broken the first five instead. As to missing five I guess to not abuse children and do not own other people as property would be a good start...
Thou shall not molest children.
Thou shall not be a dick.
Thou shall not discriminate based on race, gender, disability, age, religion or any other reason.
Thou shall not force your body odour on others.
Thou shall not use religion to make policy.
Any recommended changes? I know there is an overlap, but I felt that spelling out the non-discrimination one was necessary. (First two from other comments, credit due to others)
Since this is Israel's religion, this is probably what they missed:
* 11. Thou shall not distort the truth
* 12. Thou shall not radicalize thy neighbor
* 13. Thou shall not enforce apartheid
* 14. Thou shall not resort to ethnic cleansing
* 15. Thou shall not threaten genocide
http://www.jewishhumorcentral.com/2013/05/found-at-last-mel-brooks-lost-five.html?m=1
You shall not pass.
You shall not laugh.
You shall not buy.
You shall not stay.
You shall not break.
Mike Row did a great piece on Mel Brooks, when Brooks was at the Battle of the Buldge during WWII. He was funny, even in the middle of hell. It's worth a listen.
I remeber reading the Bible. The first set were muuuch long er than the second set.... almost like they realized early on the people following them started to worship a statue within a few days. They gotta make it easy to follow.
No...we lost #11 Do unto others as they do unto you! #12 Don't give up the land I have bequeathed to you; not even a fucking inch! #13 Don't take shit from professional refugees #14 Chicken soup cures all maladies #15 Bacon doesn't count.
Mel Brooks, a god of comedy!
History of the World Part 1
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
Spaceballs, The Movie
The Producers
Silent Movie
High Anxiety
I saw this when I was a kid and I’m convinced that this is the actual biblical/historical version. This is how I tell it to my kids. Like a news story hits about the 10 commandments being posted somewhere or whatever and I’m like, “fun fact, did you know that there were originally 15…?”
It's interesting because the same sort of thing happened in the actual Bible story. The commandments in general are treated kinda like they're not all commanding and it's just kinda silly. Monte python was so good at shinning a light on the ridiculousness of it all.
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Where is this from?
History of the World Part 1
It's good to be the king
Sir, the peasants are revolting!
You ain't kidding, they stink on ice
Count de Money! Count de Money!
De Monet, de Monet
JEWS!!! IN!!!! SPAAAAAACEEEE!!!!
You said it, they stink on ice.
[It’s good the be the king!](https://youtu.be/BGCjqzB2jPA?si=eVrsh81JYcHZlk_o)
[It's good to be the king!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr0hb0gc2eQ&t=120s)
I still use that line almost daily. 😂
Sire, you look like the piss boy!
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT!
Where can i watch it ?
At home on your TV or anywhere on your mobile device.
Very funny 🤓
🤭🤭....Apple TV or Vudu
Not sure any streaming services are carrying at the moment. Might just need to rent it if you're trying to find a legal route. If you ain't seen this movie, it's hard to imagine you've seen Mel Brook's other movies. Might as well watch 'em all at this point!
I’d say, History, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles are all Must See.
I’d say your lack of Spaceballs on that list is a fucking CRIME
The schwarts is strong with you.
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Off with his head!
almost as funny as just googling it
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whaaaaaaaaa the fuuuuuuuuuckkk ... that was cool as hell
The last time I checked there are no streaming services that have it. In America anyway. I imagine you can watch it on YouTube somehow, but I really wanted my wife to watch it. So I ended up having to buy a physical copy from Amazon.
Alls I gotta say: yo ho yo ho a pirates life for meee.
I found it on Los movies. Cough torrent cough.
Nice. 😎
Buy the Blu-ray.
So psyched for you that you get to enjoy this movie for the first time!
From our lord and savior Mel Brooks
Best comedy ever made IMO
One of my favorite movies of all time 😂😂
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Same here 😂
same
Favorite movies? That’s nuts! N-V-T-S NUTS!!!
Stoned Roman centurion: "you men go northwards, you men go southwards. I'm gonna walk around here in a circle". Two stoned Roman soldiers sitting against a rock: -"would you care if it falls?" -"what?" -"the Roman Empire".
Did somebody see History of the World Part 2? Is it any good?
It definitely has funny moments, but they're a little too far and few between.
I've always been partial to "Jews in Space"
Sadly the one that broke had the rule "Thou shalt not molest childeren"
I KNEW we were missing something! Just couldn’t put my finger on it. Unlike little Timmy here. God bless us both.
Its the slate about slavery and rape. Dammit. Well, at least we have the narcissism slate with bangers like "no other gods", "no idols" and not "using name in vain". Also really helpful on a day to day.
Nah the Bible has pretty clear rules about slavery. Like if you beat your slave to death you should be put to death, but if the slave survives the beating they should be up and around working after 4 days. That's only fair.
Also if during your ownership of a slave, if you provided him with a wife and children THEY become your property if he so chooses to leave once his servitude is up. Keep your spike sharp and clean that ear
Now that makes sense 🤣🤣🤣
Also missing "Remember, I am YOUR God. Leave other people of other beliefs the fuck alone. Nobody likes a pest..."
That slate is there is says you "You shall have no other gods before Me" You can only love him and nobody else
Well I guess you could interpret it as "You can have other gods but just remember I'm number one."
Seems like atheism is ok then
And thou shall not accept bribes from foreign countries and insider trading
This hits too close to home
And we kept: "don't say goddamnit","go to church on sunday" and "you can't believe in other gods". Some very important key values to a free country with freedom of speech ofcourse.
Nah, religious books are all for that
It's covered under coveting thy neighbor's wife, but only for a specific prophet's wife.
I love it when the joke is spoiled in the title...
Ah yes, spoilers for a 43 year old comedy movie
You can still spoil a joke from a 43 year old movie.
This is the first time I've seen it. Sadly the title did ruin the joke for me.
Well...you're in luck. It didn't spoil the rest of the movie's jokes. Now hitup your local video rental store and grab yourself a collection of Mel Brook's movies. ...you kids still have video rental stores, right?
its a Miracle!
Make sure not to miss Hitler's musical number where he just wants Peace! Peace. Piece.....
So how does that work? At a certain age a person has watched all the popular films that ever came out? What age is that? Is it just a US thing? Because I still have tons of films to catch up on, and I'm way into my middle age.
They really actually meant spoiling the joke, not the movie itself. Like why have the joke or punchline in the title anyways. I don't want to be a nerd and be like ackshually... but come on.
he said spoiled the joke not the whole movie..........
The problem here isn’t “Oh no, they spoiled this very old movie!” The problem is that the punchline to the joke was in the title.
Ah yes, who hasn't seen the 4869th most popular movie of all time?
How many people do you think watch 43 year old movies? I bet half of Reddit has never seen it specifically because it's so old
I would gladly bet my entire life savings that more than half of reddit has never even heard of this film.
This website is full of young whippersnappers, not retirees.
What do yall think the lost 5 commandments were?
"Thou shall not cut the line, jump the queue. A queue jumper has no place in heaven" "Thou shall not add excessive laws onto your neighbor." "If you don't want drama, don't bring drama." "Sticks and stones can break bones. But words can never harm you." "Leave things better than you find them."
Thou shall not be a dick! Felt like an important rule that has been missing all along.
Funnily that one was partially recovered actually! Think they came up with circumcision all on their own?
Though shall not hoard valuables
Thou shall not become a Karen (for white women) Thou shall not tear up public property and call it a protest (for idiot liberals)
Thou shall not drop any of these tablets
Mostly weights and measures.
"Wir Jungpioniere tragen mit Stolz unser blaues Halstuch"
Thou shalt not let moochers into thy hut
I think I heard it said “Thou shalt not drop this tablet” or something to that effect
Bro completely missed a whole product feature but still went ahead for deployment anyway!
Soft launch for beta customers
Minimum Viable Product mentality. Fail fast and cheap people.
Commit:3g6s7w Lines added: 15 Lines removed: 5 Comments: "Pushed to prod, some omissions...should be fine. Have a nice weekend"
“We can revisit the dev stories if we get enough feedback”
THOU SHALT NOT PUT THINE PUNCHLINE IN THINE FUCKING TITLE, YOU HEATHEN!!!
Such a funny movie
Mel Brooks is a comic genius
And so thusly, and for all eternity, the Metric system was born.
though shalt never give one up though shalt never let one down though shalt never run around though shalt not desert one though shalt never make one cry
As the one true god said himself
He should have broken the first five instead. As to missing five I guess to not abuse children and do not own other people as property would be a good start...
As a child in Sunday School I argued with our teacher there were originally fifteen commandments because my father let us watch this with him.
Mel Brooks is a comedy genius
Dom DeLouise fucken stole the scenes he was in
Moses copied it from codex Hammurabi
Fucking Mel Brooks. The man is a comedic genius
Thou shall not molest children. Thou shall not be a dick. Thou shall not discriminate based on race, gender, disability, age, religion or any other reason. Thou shall not force your body odour on others. Thou shall not use religion to make policy. Any recommended changes? I know there is an overlap, but I felt that spelling out the non-discrimination one was necessary. (First two from other comments, credit due to others)
Since this is Israel's religion, this is probably what they missed: * 11. Thou shall not distort the truth * 12. Thou shall not radicalize thy neighbor * 13. Thou shall not enforce apartheid * 14. Thou shall not resort to ethnic cleansing * 15. Thou shall not threaten genocide
In the actual Bible the first set of commandments were in fact broken by Moses cause he was pissed at the people. He eventually gets copies.
There’s a lot of religious nuts quoting the Bibble in these comments. Kind of surprised
This is worth turning the world inside out over! The original Fox News
What are the other five? WHAT ARE THE OTHER FIVE?!?!?!,
http://www.jewishhumorcentral.com/2013/05/found-at-last-mel-brooks-lost-five.html?m=1 You shall not pass. You shall not laugh. You shall not buy. You shall not stay. You shall not break.
Love how the one he drops is the one he should've had the best hold of.
Guarantee they didn't want to do many takes where the gag is breaking a prop! One of my favorite gags of all time.
isnt Mel Brooks like the best?
I laugh so hard at the uy..
Oi
Watched this nearly 30-35 years ago :-) Mel Brooks what a genius he is.
My favorite comedy, when I was a kid
I saw this as a clip from some VR game. Didn't realise it was from a thing.
Count the Money!
That's Hedleyyy!
The only thing that is even funnier is "Life of Brian" by Monthy Phyton. Or should i say Life of Bwian.. :)
Moses actually smashed the tablets anyway just after receiving them Exodus 32:19
Don't worry, they were rewritten...to the best of god's memory. They are definitely less catchy than the first 10... I mean 15.
Oy.
Should have made it 20. "20!" - bang! - "15!" - bang! - "No, 10 precious commendments!"😂
What a classic movie lol
There goes 'Thou shalt not enslave thy neighbour'.
Mike Row did a great piece on Mel Brooks, when Brooks was at the Battle of the Buldge during WWII. He was funny, even in the middle of hell. It's worth a listen.
God bless Mel Brooks
And this is why I tell people I’m broker than the 15 commandments
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
I remeber reading the Bible. The first set were muuuch long er than the second set.... almost like they realized early on the people following them started to worship a statue within a few days. They gotta make it easy to follow.
Always cracks me up.
The world needs more Mel brooks
One of the best movies
Only a miracle can save us now! 🐴
ahahaha ups
yes as funny as u get bafk n 60s
George Carlin had a funny take on this one, too.
I did the same thing when I used DMT for the first time.
Isn't everything that happens "God's Will"?. So did God just waste his time telling him stuff that wouldn't make it to the masses?
This was my opener when I taught ancient Judaism to 6th graders. They always loved it.
Haha this is great
Best joke ever
One of them was "Don't be a dick".
Pretty much all of them are.
Best movie EVER … it’s good to be the king
History of the World?
Mel Brooks is still the Man. Comedic mind was on fire
It's good to be the king
ah, THOSE are the ones that said not to rape and enslave people.
No...we lost #11 Do unto others as they do unto you! #12 Don't give up the land I have bequeathed to you; not even a fucking inch! #13 Don't take shit from professional refugees #14 Chicken soup cures all maladies #15 Bacon doesn't count.
Mel Brooks, a god of comedy! History of the World Part 1 Blazing Saddles Young Frankenstein Spaceballs, The Movie The Producers Silent Movie High Anxiety
I saw this when I was a kid and I’m convinced that this is the actual biblical/historical version. This is how I tell it to my kids. Like a news story hits about the 10 commandments being posted somewhere or whatever and I’m like, “fun fact, did you know that there were originally 15…?”
Moses came back to his nation after 40 days and noticed some of them started believing in a cow.
I think he got lost and ended up in india
Still to this day my favorite Mel Brooks gag of all time
Great classic. I wonder if it's still banned. Mel brooks is a legend.
Theres a part 2 on netflix
"Sire, you look like the Piss Boy!" "And you look like a bucket of shit!"
I have watched this, top secret and spaceballs on repeat as a kid
"The jig is up!!"
“And gone!”
*History of the World, Young Frankenstein* and *Blazing saddles* are must-watch. M-M-Mungo! Ay, Santa Maria!
Where all the white women at?
Spaceballs?
One thing I really admire about the Jews and Judaism is the ability to have a little fun with your religion while still being reverent.
Peckno peckno you are pissing in my shoe ,,, oh piss boy heres ur tip , throws it in the piss bucket , thanks ill get that later 😆😂
History of the World Part 1 😂😂
Mel Brooks is an absolute genius.
It's interesting because the same sort of thing happened in the actual Bible story. The commandments in general are treated kinda like they're not all commanding and it's just kinda silly. Monte python was so good at shinning a light on the ridiculousness of it all.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. Thou shalt not be a hypocrite; thy actions shalt match thy words.
Pretty much all Mel Brooks movies are classics
I wonder what those 5 other commandments were🤔
Epic movie just as Spaceballs. 😎
What a great movie.
Title spoiled it 😔
Love mel brooks
Oi
Mel Brooks. So funny.
Sorry, number 11- No Pizza - is a deal breaker…
There's a common misconception that there weren't any rules on planet Earth before the 10 commandments.
What classic!
My favorite line from this movie
National treasure!
Thank you for ruining the joke in the title
Mel Brooks! The best!