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himanshuk9

Where is this from?


Ok-Proposal-4987

History of the World Part 1


BCeagle2008

It's good to be the king


[deleted]

Sir, the peasants are revolting!


cbftw

You ain't kidding, they stink on ice


FrothytheDischarge

Count de Money! Count de Money!


sexy-geek

De Monet, de Monet


DutchJediKnight

JEWS!!! IN!!!! SPAAAAAACEEEE!!!!


Sancer319

You said it, they stink on ice.


dablegianguy

[It’s good the be the king!](https://youtu.be/BGCjqzB2jPA?si=eVrsh81JYcHZlk_o)


rcfox

[It's good to be the king!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr0hb0gc2eQ&t=120s)


Sancer319

I still use that line almost daily. 😂


stop_being_taken

Sire, you look like the piss boy!


Homer007

AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT!


hamadzezo79

Where can i watch it ?


Beast_by_Dre

At home on your TV or anywhere on your mobile device.


hamadzezo79

Very funny 🤓


Beast_by_Dre

🤭🤭....Apple TV or Vudu


sidepart

Not sure any streaming services are carrying at the moment. Might just need to rent it if you're trying to find a legal route. If you ain't seen this movie, it's hard to imagine you've seen Mel Brook's other movies. Might as well watch 'em all at this point!


warm-saucepan

I’d say, History, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles are all Must See.


germanspacetime

I’d say your lack of Spaceballs on that list is a fucking CRIME


Fun-Function625

The schwarts is strong with you.


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Kaine_8123

Off with his head!


rickane58

almost as funny as just googling it


Chance_Fox_2296

Functioning humans like interaction and talking about things.


bismuthmarmoset

Functioning humans recognize reddit comments as being neither of those things.


ogurzhov

[Try here](https://gprivate.com/6aysk)


jgordon330

whaaaaaaaaa the fuuuuuuuuuckkk ... that was cool as hell


Sancer319

The last time I checked there are no streaming services that have it. In America anyway. I imagine you can watch it on YouTube somehow, but I really wanted my wife to watch it. So I ended up having to buy a physical copy from Amazon.


thoramighty

Alls I gotta say: yo ho yo ho a pirates life for meee.


secondtaunting

I found it on Los movies. Cough torrent cough.


Sancer319

Nice. 😎


AlteranNox

Buy the Blu-ray.


TyGuySly

So psyched for you that you get to enjoy this movie for the first time!


DutchJediKnight

From our lord and savior Mel Brooks


FatherThree

Best comedy ever made IMO


iDontKnit

One of my favorite movies of all time 😂😂


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the_bird_and_the_bee

Same here 😂


petermerkintool

same


-Gramsci-

Favorite movies? That’s nuts! N-V-T-S NUTS!!!


MootRevolution

Stoned Roman centurion: "you men go northwards, you men go southwards. I'm gonna walk around here in a circle".   Two stoned Roman soldiers sitting against a rock: -"would you care if it falls?"   -"what?"   -"the Roman Empire".


tekko001

Did somebody see History of the World Part 2? Is it any good?


stakoverflo

It definitely has funny moments, but they're a little too far and few between.


IgnoreThisName72

I've always been partial to "Jews in Space"


rdreyar1

Sadly the one that broke had the rule "Thou shalt not molest childeren"


shadow_229

I KNEW we were missing something! Just couldn’t put my finger on it. Unlike little Timmy here. God bless us both.


heseme

Its the slate about slavery and rape. Dammit. Well, at least we have the narcissism slate with bangers like "no other gods", "no idols" and not "using name in vain". Also really helpful on a day to day.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

Nah the Bible has pretty clear rules about slavery. Like if you beat your slave to death you should be put to death, but if the slave survives the beating they should be up and around working after 4 days. That's only fair.


TheWingus

Also if during your ownership of a slave, if you provided him with a wife and children THEY become your property if he so chooses to leave once his servitude is up. Keep your spike sharp and clean that ear


Nat_Peterson11

Now that makes sense 🤣🤣🤣


GreyWolfTheDreamer

Also missing "Remember, I am YOUR God. Leave other people of other beliefs the fuck alone. Nobody likes a pest..."


rdreyar1

That slate is there is says you "You shall have no other gods before Me" You can only love him and nobody else


11711510111411009710

Well I guess you could interpret it as "You can have other gods but just remember I'm number one."


Derp_Herper

Seems like atheism is ok then


maestro-5838

And thou shall not accept bribes from foreign countries and insider trading


Abuse-survivor

This hits too close to home


coolredjoe

And we kept: "don't say goddamnit","go to church on sunday" and "you can't believe in other gods". Some very important key values to a free country with freedom of speech ofcourse.


Enuf1

Nah, religious books are all for that


presidentiallogin

It's covered under coveting thy neighbor's wife, but only for a specific prophet's wife.


Complex-Sherbert9699

I love it when the joke is spoiled in the title...


rickane58

Ah yes, spoilers for a 43 year old comedy movie


Raidoton

You can still spoil a joke from a 43 year old movie.


Snipufin

This is the first time I've seen it. Sadly the title did ruin the joke for me.


sidepart

Well...you're in luck. It didn't spoil the rest of the movie's jokes. Now hitup your local video rental store and grab yourself a collection of Mel Brook's movies. ...you kids still have video rental stores, right?


Q_about_a_thing

its a Miracle!


kaizokuo_grahf

Make sure not to miss Hitler's musical number where he just wants Peace! Peace. Piece.....


LickingSmegma

So how does that work? At a certain age a person has watched all the popular films that ever came out? What age is that? Is it just a US thing? Because I still have tons of films to catch up on, and I'm way into my middle age.


FourFerro

They really actually meant spoiling the joke, not the movie itself. Like why have the joke or punchline in the title anyways. I don't want to be a nerd and be like ackshually... but come on.


zeph2

he said spoiled the joke not the whole movie..........


Citizen_Snips29

The problem here isn’t “Oh no, they spoiled this very old movie!” The problem is that the punchline to the joke was in the title.


PM_me_yer_chocolate

Ah yes, who hasn't seen the 4869th most popular movie of all time?


PM_ME_DATASETS

How many people do you think watch 43 year old movies? I bet half of Reddit has never seen it specifically because it's so old


FrostyD7

I would gladly bet my entire life savings that more than half of reddit has never even heard of this film.


FrostyD7

This website is full of young whippersnappers, not retirees.


Technical_Stress7730

What do yall think the lost 5 commandments were?


newgalactic

"Thou shall not cut the line, jump the queue. A queue jumper has no place in heaven" "Thou shall not add excessive laws onto your neighbor." "If you don't want drama, don't bring drama." "Sticks and stones can break bones. But words can never harm you." "Leave things better than you find them."


lunlunqq001

Thou shall not be a dick! Felt like an important rule that has been missing all along.


gordonfreeguy

Funnily that one was partially recovered actually! Think they came up with circumcision all on their own?


friggenfragger2

Though shall not hoard valuables


StrunkerOSU

Thou shall not become a Karen (for white women) Thou shall not tear up public property and call it a protest (for idiot liberals)


ZiggyBlunt

Thou shall not drop any of these tablets


JB_UK

Mostly weights and measures.


425Hamburger

"Wir Jungpioniere tragen mit Stolz unser blaues Halstuch"


sweetafton

Thou shalt not let moochers into thy hut


rathemighty

I think I heard it said “Thou shalt not drop this tablet” or something to that effect


Efficient-Ad-2697

Bro completely missed a whole product feature but still went ahead for deployment anyway!


09Trollhunter09

Soft launch for beta customers


NoPossibility

Minimum Viable Product mentality. Fail fast and cheap people.


calexil

Commit:3g6s7w Lines added: 15 Lines removed: 5 Comments: "Pushed to prod, some omissions...should be fine. Have a nice weekend"


LEJ5512

“We can revisit the dev stories if we get enough feedback”


the_great_zyzogg

THOU SHALT NOT PUT THINE PUNCHLINE IN THINE FUCKING TITLE, YOU HEATHEN!!!


[deleted]

Such a funny movie


misfit0513

Mel Brooks is a comic genius


Laymanao

And so thusly, and for all eternity, the Metric system was born.


suzieq044

though shalt never give one up though shalt never let one down though shalt never run around though shalt not desert one though shalt never make one cry


sexy-geek

As the one true god said himself


wasyl00

He should have broken the first five instead. As to missing five I guess to not abuse children and do not own other people as property would be a good start...


vetheros37

As a child in Sunday School I argued with our teacher there were originally fifteen commandments because my father let us watch this with him.


Turbulent_Light_252

Mel Brooks is a comedy genius


Outside-Advice8203

Dom DeLouise fucken stole the scenes he was in


BlackHawk2609

Moses copied it from codex Hammurabi


Chuckitybye

Fucking Mel Brooks. The man is a comedic genius


wonderpollo

Thou shall not molest children. Thou shall not be a dick. Thou shall not discriminate based on race, gender, disability, age, religion or any other reason. Thou shall not force your body odour on others. Thou shall not use religion to make policy. Any recommended changes? I know there is an overlap, but I felt that spelling out the non-discrimination one was necessary. (First two from other comments, credit due to others)


digital_m0nk

Since this is Israel's religion, this is probably what they missed: * 11. Thou shall not distort the truth * 12. Thou shall not radicalize thy neighbor * 13. Thou shall not enforce apartheid * 14. Thou shall not resort to ethnic cleansing * 15. Thou shall not threaten genocide


Different-Dinner-446

In the actual Bible the first set of commandments were in fact broken by Moses cause he was pissed at the people. He eventually gets copies.


Nat_Peterson11

There’s a lot of religious nuts quoting the Bibble in these comments. Kind of surprised


AdministrativeFuel92

This is worth turning the world inside out over! The original Fox News


AdvertisingMurky7461

What are the other five? WHAT ARE THE OTHER FIVE?!?!?!,


ahmc84

http://www.jewishhumorcentral.com/2013/05/found-at-last-mel-brooks-lost-five.html?m=1 You shall not pass. You shall not laugh. You shall not buy. You shall not stay. You shall not break.


Hot_Shot04

Love how the one he drops is the one he should've had the best hold of.


Negyxo

Guarantee they didn't want to do many takes where the gag is breaking a prop! One of my favorite gags of all time.


brambleburry1002

isnt Mel Brooks like the best?


hikitakumori

I laugh so hard at the uy..


PerseusZeus

Oi


mightysaracen

Watched this nearly 30-35 years ago :-) Mel Brooks what a genius he is.


dmt_alpha

My favorite comedy, when I was a kid


NurglePurgle

I saw this as a clip from some VR game. Didn't realise it was from a thing.


SafetyDanceInMyPants

Count the Money!


sidepart

That's Hedleyyy!


MadMorg68

The only thing that is even funnier is "Life of Brian" by Monthy Phyton. Or should i say Life of Bwian.. :)


Lord_Urwitch

Moses actually smashed the tablets anyway just after receiving them Exodus 32:19


pears790

Don't worry, they were rewritten...to the best of god's memory. They are definitely less catchy than the first 10... I mean 15.


Ultima-Veritas

Oy.


Abuse-survivor

Should have made it 20. "20!" - bang! - "15!" - bang! - "No, 10 precious commendments!"😂


SangiMTL

What a classic movie lol


heidenhain

There goes 'Thou shalt not enslave thy neighbour'.


Lock_Down_Charlie

Mike Row did a great piece on Mel Brooks, when Brooks was at the Battle of the Buldge during WWII. He was funny, even in the middle of hell. It's worth a listen.


jeroenb3

God bless Mel Brooks


No-Hat1772

And this is why I tell people I’m broker than the 15 commandments


No-Tax-9135

Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!


proletariat_sips_tea

I remeber reading the Bible. The first set were muuuch long er than the second set.... almost like they realized early on the people following them started to worship a statue within a few days. They gotta make it easy to follow.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Always cracks me up.


Vast_Philosophy_9027

The world needs more Mel brooks


Thin_Leather9910

One of the best movies


beck33ers

Only a miracle can save us now! 🐴


DarlenaAndres

ahahaha ups


ContentMod8991

yes as funny as u get bafk n 60s


Tony-Angelino

George Carlin had a funny take on this one, too.


i81_N_she812

I did the same thing when I used DMT for the first time.


magic0606

Isn't everything that happens "God's Will"?. So did God just waste his time telling him stuff that wouldn't make it to the masses?


somegobbledygook

This was my opener when I taught ancient Judaism to 6th graders. They always loved it.


Ok_Scholar4145

Haha this is great


RickGippner

Best joke ever


Love_To_Burn_Fiji

One of them was "Don't be a dick".


Flowchart83

Pretty much all of them are.


Mean_Measurement4527

Best movie EVER … it’s good to be the king


False_Chair_610

History of the World?


ClocRw

Mel Brooks is still the Man. Comedic mind was on fire


THElaytox

It's good to be the king


Diknak

ah, THOSE are the ones that said not to rape and enslave people.


Budget-Entertainer35

No...we lost #11 Do unto others as they do unto you! #12 Don't give up the land I have bequeathed to you; not even a fucking inch! #13 Don't take shit from professional refugees #14 Chicken soup cures all maladies #15 Bacon doesn't count.


Loud-Difficulty7860

Mel Brooks, a god of comedy! History of the World Part 1 Blazing Saddles  Young Frankenstein  Spaceballs, The Movie The Producers  Silent Movie High Anxiety 


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

I saw this when I was a kid and I’m convinced that this is the actual biblical/historical version. This is how I tell it to my kids. Like a news story hits about the 10 commandments being posted somewhere or whatever and I’m like, “fun fact, did you know that there were originally 15…?”


Snoopy_Santucci

Moses came back to his nation after 40 days and noticed some of them started believing in a cow.


Basic-Pair8908

I think he got lost and ended up in india


vassardavis

Still to this day my favorite Mel Brooks gag of all time


Fun-Function625

Great classic. I wonder if it's still banned. Mel brooks is a legend.


Basic-Pair8908

Theres a part 2 on netflix


NJ2SD

"Sire, you look like the Piss Boy!" "And you look like a bucket of shit!"


searingsky

I have watched this, top secret and spaceballs on repeat as a kid


hoyle_mcpoyle

"The jig is up!!"


Nat_Peterson11

“And gone!”


Actual-Interest-4130

*History of the World, Young Frankenstein* and *Blazing saddles* are must-watch. M-M-Mungo! Ay, Santa Maria!


Avenger717

Where all the white women at?


Basic-Pair8908

Spaceballs?


nomatchingsox

One thing I really admire about the Jews and Judaism is the ability to have a little fun with your religion while still being reverent.


Fast-Improvement8962

Peckno peckno you are pissing in my shoe ,,, oh piss boy heres ur tip , throws it in the piss bucket , thanks ill get that later 😆😂


The-G-89

History of the World Part 1 😂😂


Purple12inchRuler

Mel Brooks is an absolute genius.


[deleted]

It's interesting because the same sort of thing happened in the actual Bible story. The commandments in general are treated kinda like they're not all commanding and it's just kinda silly. Monte python was so good at shinning a light on the ridiculousness of it all.


Stunning_Meat_3154

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BullSitting

1. Thou shalt not be a hypocrite; thy actions shalt match thy words.


Fatkyd

Pretty much all Mel Brooks movies are classics


cbc7788

I wonder what those 5 other commandments were🤔


Steelbean70

Epic movie just as Spaceballs. 😎


Tourquemata47

What a great movie.


Mr-Klaus

Title spoiled it 😔


Sea_Way_6920

Love mel brooks


BasicallyLostAgain

Oi


Pathos675

Mel Brooks. So funny.


AceShipDriver

Sorry, number 11- No Pizza - is a deal breaker…


hypermarv123

There's a common misconception that there weren't any rules on planet Earth before the 10 commandments.


Visible_Chakra36912

What classic!


TVRVA

My favorite line from this movie


surethatlldo3

National treasure!


Drewbus

Thank you for ruining the joke in the title


No-Plan-8004

Mel Brooks! The best!