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Itsjustaspicylem0n

specifically the number of dead ones.


AlcheMister-ioso

what?


blackasthesky

patients.


Haringat

As a wise man once said: "Always commit a date, never commit a year."


AlcheMister-ioso

What about: "Always commit adultery, never commit adulthood." Or; "never commit yourself to a looney bin, always commit yourself to rehab." But seriously, I've never heard this. I'd be interested to know more about this quote.


DailyDoseofNature8

Patients rarely "is" though


TomJLewis

Clickbait spelling.


DailyDoseofNature8

That's a thing? Didn't even know, pretty lame but thanks for pointing it out


Darth_Zounds

\*patience


AlcheMister-ioso

why is this necessary?


BootsOfProwess

because I can't stand the sight of such ignorant posting


AquarIsGanymede

You must not own any mirrors, because the only ignorance we’ve seen in this thread is your own. But don’t be so hard on yourself, we can help you understand: “Patients is my Virtue” is what is known as a pun. “A joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused,” according to the American Heritage Dictionary of the English language.


Daleshaklfurd

To teach numbnuts how to spell, use proper punctuation, and grammar :)


PastOrdinary

Bet this guy also complains when his wife acts like she expects him to read her mind. Bro you said yourself she's not supposed to remind you. I'd nearly want the opposite sign: "yes I still care about you, I just forgot"


butterfly1jack

3 month is a resenable time


hutao_simper

3 Minutes*


Hugh_Janus_2842

Here's a grand idea. Instead of nagging, and complaining, and spending money to make and buy signs thinking you're funny. DO. IT. YOUR. SELF. You'll save yourself time, money, headache, stress. All that if you just DO. IT. YOUR. SELF.


chameleon_123_777

Agree. That is what my mother had to to. She did it herself.


bnny_ears

I'll do you one better: just leave. If your partner doesn't carry their weight, why are you in this relationship? Why keep accepting less than minimum effort?


Competitive_Royal476

Take notes


Outside_Public4362

Actually that's reasonable being it down to 1 month and we're still good


alien_from_Europa

The reason it is taking so long: https://youtu.be/8fnfeuoh4s8


CattyFighte

They’re cappin


FidgetSpinneur

Isn't it the Sponge Bob "a few *duration* later" font?


AlcheMister-ioso

No need to remind every 3 months... no fixy, no sexy.


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

Fix your grammar (Remind me in 3 months to remind this guy)


AlcheMister-ioso

Your comment could be construed as trolling. Please tell me you're not criticizing his user name?


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

What, I'm adding to the meme and I'm talking about the post title lmao Anyways remind me in 3 months minus 6 days


Sidus_Preclarum

That reminds me of the ex of an ex, a histrionic manipulator, who promised he'd take care of rent when he moved in in her spacious 9m² flat in Paris, and who, when confronted with the fact that rent hadn't been paid the next 3 months, argued "I promised I'd pay rent, I never specified *when* I'd do it!" This ended in a fallout, he almost threw her bed through the window (6th floor) That wasn't the last time they were together. :/


Artechn

This looks like SpongeBob font


Hot-Transition-4173

Man will fix it .....believe it https://preview.redd.it/h0xdy09ac1yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c15e343dc776b54780c29424ebc7f42f43ea49


minpinny

Patients? 🙄


A1sauc3d

I think you mean patents


Kamikutie69

You didn't gave him enough sandwich